ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane"Oh come on, Zim, stop being such a baby," Dib said in annoyance, dragging Zim by an arm toward his house.ZaDR - A Talk With Membrane4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I'm not being a baby!" Zim protested, digging his heels into the ground to try and stop Dib from pulling him forward. "I just don't feel like telling your father about us! What if he doesn't take it well?"
"Oh, you know he likes you."
"But what if he reacts negatively to the news that his son is well "
"If he really loves me, he won't care if I'm gay." Dib gave Zim's arm an extra hard tug and got him to start walking again. "Look, we need to get this over with. He knows I've been going out with someone. And he thinks you're a very nice, smart person. He's my father; he's going to accept me no matter what."
"Well, okay but if something bad happens, I'm blaming you," Zim said, finally walking on his own. He pulled his arm out of Dib's grip and folded them across his chest.
"And we're going to tell him the whole truth," Dib went on as he opened the door.
Cami Phantom: Chapter 1Cami Phantom: Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 1: The glass of Anubis
I hate the way some people start stories. Like the ones that start it with something along the lines of "I'm going to die!" or something. It is lame and they are trying way too hard to get the readers attention. Can you say stupid? I also hate the ones that start with "This story is completely true" or whatever. I mean, if it were really true it would have the words biography or autobiography on the cover. If it is in the fiction section, know ones going to believe it is true. Do not even get me started on "Once upon a time".
So, how do I start my story? Apparently, I start with a rant. Then I start at the beginning of my story.
You see, when a man and a woman decide to have a baby. They...
I'm just kidding. I had you going there for a second. Didn't I? Oh well, it was still funny.
The real beginning starts with an old sack of bones givi