The cast so farThe cast so far2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The cast so far:
Tali: Cute nerd that fits in with the geeks and the cool kids
Jack: Hot punk girl always sneaking in to clubs underage. Laughs in the face of authority and always in detention
Miranda: Prim and proper honor roll student and leader of the cheer squad
Mordin: Super geek. Big glasses. Loves video games
Garrus: Captain of the football team
Thane: Soft spoken out of town kid. Big in to philisophy and maybe a bit of a hippie. Studied at a monastery where he learned martial arts. Liked by all
Kai Leng: Goth kid everyone hates. Hates Thane for being so likeable
Zaeed: Grizzled old crazy groundskeeper
Anderson: Principal who is just but fair and liked by the students
Udina: Vice Principal always scheming to get Anderson fired as he thinks he'd do a better job melding the childrens minds
TIM: The creepy science teacher who is quietly doing experiments on school children
Samara: Hot biology teacher
Kasumi: Gossip girl of the group. Wears a hoodie and always SMSing gossip around
A list for GarrusDear Garrus ,A list for Garrus2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I know that your strong point isn't with babies but Nala is different right ? So since you woke up with and it was just you and Nala and your lost without me, I made you a list for taking care of her
1.DON'T leave the water running in the bathtub like you did before
2.Keep your rifle HIGH in the shelves from her , poor James ......
3.Feed her the bottle right now , after she eats her lunch and before she goes to bed
4.Dr.Chakwas said she wanted to see how the baby was doing so take her downstairs at 12:00
5.Remember that she likes to bite her claws so put some gloves on her so she doesn't cut her mouth again
6.Also when she sleeps remember to put her thresher maw teddy bear next to her so she won't flip out and cry when she takes her nap .
Now Garrus , prove to me that your responsible enough and if you want to have more than one baby , TAKE CARE OF HER - Love , Leona
Mass Effect 3 - how I would have ended itMass Effect 3 - how I would have ended it3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I figured I'd set a few hours aside to throw something together that I would have been content to accept as the series finale.
It's pretty skeletal at times and I'm sure someone more knowledgeable with Mass Effect lore could do better but w/e
I didn't want to go super overboard with details-if you're a Mass Effect fan you'll be able to imagine the extras and fill in the blanks.
EDIT: So, after getting back into Mass Effect 3, I realized that I'd made a little mistake with my ending here.
That is that 'war assets' are more important then 'galactic readiness' so, consider that as a part of what get's you a respective ending too.
After defeating the Phantoms on the Illusive Man's base:
Shepard learns, from the Illusive Man's personal logs that he has constructed a device that can access a Reaper's brain. His goal with said device is to tamper with "the code" within a Harbinger so that he may attempt to control the Reapers
ME:TBFS 15.2while Michael, Tali and Solana where talking over a nice cup of coffee, Garrus and Claire where out on the presidium what you could call there first official date. while sober.ME:TBFS 15.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
"So, Claire. Ive been meaning to ask you something."
Garrus said, Claire was holding him by the arm.
"What might that be Gar?"
She had a nickname for him.
"Where is your favourite place on the citadel?"
She thought for a minute.
He laughed. Smiling down at her.
"Mines right here. with you."
"your a giant softy you know that?"
He chuckled. They walked along and chatted. They got a few nasty glaces every know and then. from both Human and Turian eyes. Inter-species couples where still frowned upon by some people. Garrus and Claire didnt really care. most looks where kind eyes and it wasnt as rare to find a Turian and human couple ...But a select few still hated it.
"Hey you! alien lover!"
It was a human male. He looked sickened to see a Turian with a young beautiful woman of his specie
ME:TBFS Chpt 12Michael and Garrus where sitting at the C-sec commanders desk.ME:TBFS Chpt 122 years ago in Drama More Like This
"So, We got Tali, Jack and Miranda. But we need a dedicated biotic....Maybe Liara?"
Micheal asked. Garrus shook his head.
"Shes busy working as the shadow broker....but i know someone...but your not going to like this."
Micheal took a second to realise who he was talking about
"Fine. Make the call."
Garrus looked at him.
"Dude. shes not that bad."
he looked up at him.
"just do it."
Garrus walked outside. Michael began checking over some dossiers, checking the Silver Veinses history. known members, leaders, possible HQ location.
Garrus was calling Claire Arrit (Check description.) an old "Friend"
He said as she picked up her onmi-tool. she was just out of the shower.
"Garrus!! what a surprise. We havent talked in a while"
He smiled. He liked her and it had been to long since he had chatted to her.
"pity this isnt a social call. I have a murderious band of phyico women
Teen Titans-Child's PlayTeen Titans-Child's Play4 years ago in Drama More Like This
[We see the Titans chasing after a Clown on a motorcycle spray-painting buildings as he drives by (evening). Cyborg in his car, Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy (as a pterodactyl) in the air, and Robin on his R-Cycle.]
Clown #1: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! You can't catch me!!! (Crazy Laugh)
Raven: We're chasing after a clown.
Robin: Weirder things have happened.
[The Clown pulls out a blasters (that looks a lot like a water gun) and starts shooting at Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy. Raven uses her powers to put a shield up to protect herself, Starfire hits every shot that comes at her with her star-bolts, but Beast Boy is hit. He turns back into a human, and lands on the back of the R-Cycle.]
Beast Boy: He-he. Thanks for the lift.
Robin: Beast Boy I can't---
[Robin doesn't get to finish his sentence because the Clown starts shooting at him. Robin moves left and right to avoid the blasts. One of the shots he dodged hits one of the T-Car's front wheels and t
ME:TBFS Chpt 18 .:No time for rest:.Michael, Solana and Tali where asleep but suddenly...ME:TBFS Chpt 18 .:No time for rest:.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"WAKE UP! WE KNOW YOUR THERE MICHAEL DARK!!"
Michael woke up. He was one of the few people that never got a hangover so he jumped out of bed and creeped toward the window. There was about 100 women standing there with guns of various types and sizes. no rocket lauchers though. Good.
She moved. moaning. she got terrible hangovers.
"Time to wake up. we got company"
He said. hitting a hidden button on the bedside table. A wall spun around, reveling a rack of guns. Sniper rifles, assault rifles, sub-machine guns, anything under the sun. He picked up a bronze and matt black Mantis. His M15a and smiled.
"you two girls take your time. I got this"
he said. the windows had sealed themselves with platinum plating and the door was made of the same material. He leaned out the window and began shooting. within twenty minutes there numbers where halved. Tali was awake and a little better now. she grabbed the M4 Katana sh
ME:TBFS Chpt 13.1Garrus and Claire where after waking up. They looked at each otherME:TBFS Chpt 13.12 years ago in Drama More Like This
Garrus said in a low drawl. kissing her forehead. she giggled and sighed happily.
"That was a great night, thank you"
"who ever said that it was one night only?"
she blushed and stroked the left side of his face. they lay there for a few minutes
"I think its time for you to take me to see that close friend of yours."
he nodded and slid out of bed. getting dressed. he looked over as Claire walked over to the bathroom. completely naked.
Garrus said outloud. She shook her hips
"Sprites im in heaven."
She laughed and walked into the bathroom. he got dressed and almost 5 minutes later she walked out
"and your sure you cant get me pregnant?"
"Yes im sure."
she sighed. getting dressed. Garrus was pulling his armor on. she pulled her cat suit on.
"I love that damn suit"
Garrus said, looking at Claires body. she kissed him. They headed to Solanas, Michaels was under cons
Latvia and CleverbotUser: H-hello...Latvia and Cleverbot4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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ME:TBFS Chpt 15Michael was just walking in the door after a recording session, He and Solana had been dating two weeks and he decided she deserved a little surprise. He had gotten home early, having bought a box of expensive Turian chocolate and flowers, he had rose petals and scented candles. Snowberry and Honey. he also had picked up the new spur piercing she had looked at. He fuckin knew how to be suave.ME:TBFS Chpt 152 years ago in Drama More Like This
"yo body rockin' keep me up all night.."
he hummed as he set up the chocolate and rose petals. He had about a half an hour before Solana got home from work he had the petals laid out and he himself was laying in the middle of the bed, with no shirt, no boxers and nothing but a lose baggy pair of shorts.
Solana walked into the house. she was glad the day was done and wanted to get a shower. She walked up the stairs, she smelt the candles.
she said, her jaw dropped as she saw her boyfriend laided out on the bed, scented candles, and that incredibly hot bod.
"Hey there sexy, I got home earily
ME:TBFS Chpt 13.2Michael was standing on a balcony overlooking the presidium. He was pissed off.ME:TBFS Chpt 13.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
Was all he said. He stood there overlooking the presidium. Spotting a Human/Quarian couple. feeling bitter hatred for Haren. He continued to watch the couple. The Quarian was the male. about 6 foot. the woman about 5 foot 7 inches. they talked and she laughed a few times. His anger faded as his mind returned to Solana. Sure, He loved her even more than Haren... but Haren had stolen a piece of his heart the day they met. She was a part of who he was now.
It was Solana, she had came out in nothing but her shirt, not even a belt to hold it down.
"Solana! what are you doing? you'll catch your death! its freezing"
He ran over to her and had his jacket off. he drapped it around her shoulders. She hugged him tightly
"I wanted to be sure you where ok"
He smiled. hugging her tightly.
"Im fine. Just a little shook up."
She managed, just barely, to rest her forehead against his. They stood the
ME:TBFS Chpt 12.2Garrus and Claire where at Garruses house. they where both a little drunk.ME:TBFS Chpt 12.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
"So G. When are you gonna take me to your bedroom?"
Garrus laughed. He slammed another shot and looked at her.
"how about we just do it on the counter?"
She stood up and let her jacket drop off.
"Lets see if that legendary reach of yours"
Garrus smiled and pulled off his shirt. Claire dived across the counter, Garrus caught her.
"ohh. My knight in shining armor."
they both giggled. Garrus took her into the bed room.
she removed his pants slowly. the bulge in the front of his pants showing his reach.
"Someones not been laid in a while"
Claire said, noticing his eagerness.
"you know its more then that."
he said, she looked up. He did his best to kiss her. She held his head to her and began interlacing there tongues, Claire won.
he ended up sitting on the bed with her on her knees infront of him, she slipped off his boxers, a good 7 and 3/4 inches of turian meat stood at attention.
Garrus laughed a
ME:TBFS Chpt 12.1Michael was refurbishing the new HQ While Garrus and Claire where at dinner. Solana, Kat and Malphine walked into the new HQ. Michael was fitting gun mounts to the walls.ME:TBFS Chpt 12.12 years ago in Drama More Like This
"wouldnt that be obvious if anyone tried to rob this place?"
"Solana, how many weapons did you see in my place?"
she thought for a second.
he tapped the wall and it spun around, hiding the guns.
"I have a total of 40 various firearms around my house."
"but your color choice is crap."
Kat and Solana said.
"...Feel like some decor?"
Michael smiled. They giggled.
"Sure. Time to decor"
They spent the next few hours decorating the house.
Meanwhile, Garrus and Claire where enjoying a nice dinner.
"So, This friend thats got a price on his head, Do I know him?"
"Yeah, you do."
She looked at him. He was enjoying a turian stake and she had a nice chicken Picasso.
She knew who it was.
Garrus looked up. he said nothing. They finished there food and the waiter brought over a b
ME:TBFS SpecialThis chapter is dedicated to Sanctias character Claire. Its the story behind her, Garrus and Michael.)ME:TBFS Special2 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was almost 4 years ago, the night before the collector base attack. Michael and Garrus where in the main battery room, discussing guns, strategy and women.
"Tali and I are headed to the hold later. you manage to get a date?"
Michael asked Garrus. He knew he was with no-one, but who knows.
Garrus chuckled. Michael smiled
"have fun with that. Shes got an ass that makes any one salute."
they both lauhged loudly. Michael headed off to see Tali. Garrus grabbed the wine and headed up to Shepards.
after about 2 hours Micheal was walking around the Normandy when he spots Garrus, he desided to suprise quiz him on his sex. When he walked into Claires room. Garrus had no reason to lie about bedding Shep...So, why was he in Claires room? Micheal walked in behind him, he was pretty stealthy for a big dude.
"Hey there Garrus."
Claire said walking over to him
"Claire, Im so
creeping in my soul lyricsCreeping in my soulcreeping in my soul lyrics8 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
I see your face before my eyes
I'm falling into darkness
Why must I fight to stay alive?
Wake me can't you hear me calling
- Creeps from the deep's gonna be freaking up your mind
- Creeps from the deep's gonna be feeding off the spine
Out of darkness they come crawling
... Here I am, I am lost in your land
And I hope you will be – creeping in my soul
... Shadows fall, let me out, hear my call
And I always believe – creeping in my soul
I fade away into the night
My eyes are closing in
Shadows fleeing from the light
My nightmares can begin
Creeping in my soul – it's getting out of control
I got to find my escape and get out of this black hole
Justice in the world is hard to find
Time has come… Got to make up my mind
No matter how deep or remote you hide
All my thoughts seems caught up inside
Creeps from the deep's gonna be freaking up your mind
Creeps from the deep's gonna be feeding off the spine
Cleverbot's best insultUser: Hello, my name is Arthur Kirkland.Cleverbot's best insult3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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ME:TBFS Chpt 16.2CONTINUED FROM PART 1.ME:TBFS Chpt 16.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
Garrus and Claire woke up.
He looked at her. She had a box. It was rather large.
He asked, raising a brow plate.
"Its a present, two years commander today."
He smiled. Taking the box and hugging Claire. She giggled and once they broke apart he opened the box. There was a carbon fiber and gold trimmed Predator pistol. With mags.
"that is awesome"
he took it out of the box and was obviously excited about it. He smiled at her.
"I love you"
she blushed brightly.
"I love you too Gar"
They hugged and after a while got up and got dressed. Garrus looked at his Omni tool, Michael was calling him. He answered and his face appeared.
"Hey! Garrus, me and Sol are going to purgatory later, you had better come along."
"Okay, What time?"
He smiled and Solana appeared on screen.
"Hey sis. your looking good, new plate polish"
"you could say that"
she giggled. Michael chuckled
"About ten p.m. Garrus, that okay?"
ME:TBFS Chpt 14.2Michael and Solana slept soundlessly. Cuddled close together under the blankets, Life seamed complete. While at the silver veins' hideout....ME:TBFS Chpt 14.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
"You seriously think he will take you back Heron?"
Gillion Kirel, A 6 foot 8 krogan woman asked Hurin'Furl Vas Korn
"Yeah, Hes an idiot and once he takes me back...Ill stab him in the back, literally this time."
Gillion laughed. She and Heron started up the Silver Veins years ago. It was originally a meeting place for girls who planed on cheating on there boyfriend, and needed friends to back there stories up. It changed to an assassin group a few years after. When they needed funds.
"So, you have to Tell me Hurin, whats he like in the hole?"
Gillion was always slack about sex, and often asked...weird questions.
"He was brilliant. hes got a cock like a krogan. But hes got such style and versatility...Its almost a waist to just kill him."
Hurin smiled. So did Gillion.
"Hell yeah. Its been a while since we both got laid."
Hurin had adap
ME:TBFS Chpt 15.3Michael, Solana and Tali where chatting away with some coffee.ME:TBFS Chpt 15.32 years ago in Drama More Like This
"So, Mikey tell me..."
Michael and Solana turned to Tali.
"...Is your girlfriend open to threeways?"
Michael blushed. He had been in a few with Tali and another Quarian. Hisven was her name. while Tali says shes not bi, She is.
He said. Looking at her. She had been all up for having one with Kat, but what about his ex...
"Ive always wondered what a Quarian was like in bed."
Solana and Tali giggled. Michael chuckled.
"Oh, And to the matter at hand...."
he leaned forward. Seriousness etched into his face.
"Tali, I asked you to come back to give me a hand with a little...problem."
She looked at him and made an audible sigh.
"Sorry, has to be done"
"Im being hunted by a group of ruthless mercenarys, Insane, well funded, well trained mercenarys.
She gasped. grabbing his forearm. Solana noticed, but didnt really care, they where obviously close. They did date for al
ME:TBFS 14.1Michael had headed home, he was standing in the shower, the hot water poring off of him like a waterfall. He stood there, lost in thought. Meanwhile Solana, Garrus, Jack and Claire where having a few drinks and having a good time.ME:TBFS 14.12 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Ill be right back"
Solana said walking into the kitchen. She found Michaels note.
"Guys, Mikey went home a while ago...Im gonna go check on him."
They told her not to worry and he was probably tired. She wasnt so sure.
Michael had got out of the shower, drying himself off absent-mindedly. He climbed into bed and rolled onto his right shoulder, thinking.
"Mikey! Im home!"
Solana said. Walking in the door She already had her pants off.
He said, tonelessly his hair was still a bit wet and covered his eyes. She walked in the room. Expecting to see him laying out on the bed naked. Ready for her. Big let down.
"Im tired. Sorry if you expected something else."
He saw the let down in her face. It hurt him a little seeing her let down. She climbed into t
ME:TBFS Chpt 15.1Michael and Solana got dressed. They where picking up Tali from the docks today.ME:TBFS Chpt 15.12 years ago in Drama More Like This
"So, whats your history with Tali?"
"We dated for about 4 years"
She looked at him....Competition?
"She said she didnt want to go back to Rannoch without me, I had nearly been torn to threads by a brute. you wounder why i have these scars on my chest?"
"I got torn to pieces, Im lucky to be able to sing at all."
She stroked his face while he drove.
"I was in hospital for a year. she left to Rannoch and got back to life. So did I. I met Hurin blah blah blah."
"Then i met the love of my night while out on a gig."
she blushed and giggled. They arived at the dock.
Michael turned around, being pounced on by a smallish quarian. Tali'Zorah vas Rannoch. She was wearing the same suite that she wore 3 years ago. The black, blue and white one. It was quite funny seeing a six foot six tank being taken down by a 5 foot 7 quarian. Solana laughed loudly.
"So, I suppose i shoul
ME:TBFS Chpt 14Mcihael smiledME:TBFS Chpt 142 years ago in Drama More Like This
"yeah Jack, Its great to see you"
He hugged her. She smiled and gave Garrus a hug.
She jumped at her, giving her a tight hug.
Garrus, Claire, Jack and Solana chatted, Michael walked outside. He wanted to think.
He recognized that voice. Turning around slowly.
It was her, dressed in a black and red suit the hood lining a dark orange. She had even wider hips then the average quarian and she stood there. After everything she had done to him.
"I..I saw that your being hunted by a group of..."
she stopped. He was crying. quitely.
"do you think...That I will just forgive you or what you did to me?"
She looked at her feet.
she whispered. He laughed.
"Im not that stupid Heron. you broke me, left me for some dickhead and, best part, took everything i owned."
She looked at him. he could hear her sobbing
"I know...he left me two weeks later...Im only after working up the courage to talk to you. I feel awful and I regret every
ME:TBFS Chpt 19Solana woke up the next morning, she looked at Michael. He was sound asleep. She noticed that he slept with his mouth open slightly. She crawled out of bed. Trying not to wake him. once she had gotten out of bed, she headed for the bathroom. Glancing over her shoulder at Micheal and smiling. She got into the shower. Once she had finished in the shower, she got dressed. Heading into the kitchen. Kat and Malphine where awake and they each had a cup of coffee. Kat saw her and smirked. She slept in the room beside them last night and no doubt heard everything.ME:TBFS Chpt 192 years ago in Drama More Like This
She said. Solana smiled. Kat was the kind of person not to bring up personal questions.
"Morning, wheres my coffee?"
Kat pointed at the counter top. Solana picked up her coffee and sipped it. Thinking quietly. Michael still hadnt woken up by the time she had finished her coffee, she had an idea and left. Once she was outside she called Garrus.
"Hey Garrus, I have an idea! get the crew assembled at the HQ!"
She arrived at th