Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, please enjoy.
*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c
Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod...Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Yet again the Mass Effect Fandom proved that it will not leave the ending in the state it was presented in the game. A certain (fan!) mod was created (and is right now in the testing phase) a Happy Ending Mod for ME3. We can destroy the Reapers, Shepard lives (EDI and Geth too) and most importantly of all we don't have to worry about the Star Child.
Instruction how to install it and the mod itself can be found here:
You can also check how the mod works here on youtube:
And a few pictures:
( source of images-> http://lady-blackfish.tumblr.com )
Weekly Update: Interpretative Writing ChallengeWith careful review and considerations, I am proud to announce that we are to begin a new challenge for the group community.Weekly Update: Interpretative Writing Challenge2 years ago in Personal More Like This
The challenge is simple; take a song or an image (or one of both, but no more than one of both) and create a short story of no more than 15,000 words. The genres open for use as the main genre of your stories are Science Fiction, Fantasy, Romance and Horror.
The prize for this challenge is a front page feature of the winning works, sorted by first place in each genre, then second and third places.
Date of conclusion for this challenge is pending, but it will likely be within mid-July.
You are free to use whatever images and music you wish, however I shall provide some starting ones for people who are at a loss for ideas.
Dragon and Captive painting by dashinvaine Fire and Water at Play by DragonsAndBeasties Winter Dragon by Lumaris
HTL-183 by TheXHS :thumb1150
Mass Effect ReferencesSome time ago, I created a tumblr account (which can be found here). I'm not sure if I will ever get around to posting anything in it (or figuring out how to use it), but if anyone wants to make requests there, feel free to do so.Mass Effect References3 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Characters (Generic or nameless):
Asari Dancer - mature warning, sexual themeAsari head referenceBatarianC-Sec OfficerElcor
ME3 Extended Cut DLC releasing next weekWell, here we are folks, the Extended Cut DLC is coming out for free on next Tuesday for the Xbox, PC and PS3-- PS3 who don't like in North America will have to wait until July 4th.ME3 Extended Cut DLC releasing next week3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"The Extended Cut DLC will expand upon the events at the end of Mass Effect 3 through additional cinematic sequences and epilogue scenes” and will “include deeper insight to Commander Shepard’s journey based on player choices during the war against the Reapers... blah blah blah everything we know already.”
I hope you have a somewhat good internet connection because this baby weighs in at 1.9 GB for the whole download.
That's 1.9 gigabytes of DAO-style epilogue slides, people.
Actually, no, according to Bioware, " it will include “additional scenes and epilogue sequences. It provides more of the answers and closure that players have been asking for. It gives a sense of what the future holds as a result of the decisions made throughout the series. And it shows greater detail
Mass Effect 4 is coming, Omega DLC is confirmedBefore we get into it, I'd like to preface this with the sad fact that both of Bioware's co-founders Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuck have retired from the company.Mass Effect 4 is coming, Omega DLC is confirmed2 years ago in Personal More Like This
On the marginally plus side, I won't have to be constantly double-checking my blogs to make sure I got their names right.
To read both of their personally written farewell letters, please go to here http://blog.bioware.com/2012/09/18/from-ray-muzyka/ for Ray's, and here http://blog.bioware.com/2012/09/18/from-greg-zeschuk/ for Greg's
For those of you who would like to pay their respects to the departing minds which have supporting Bioware through the years with their own thank yous and other supportive messages... do not go to the Bioware Social Network. Really, go anywhere but there. The Dragon Age forums are busy talking about Dragon Age 3 and discussing how terribly they are suffering, and the Mass Effect forums are busy talking about Mass Effect 4... and how terribly they are suffering.
Which leads me to the meat
Beyond the Extended Cut... I will reignite.And so the end creeped upon us. With the Extended Cut behind me I can finally say that I've seen the full extent of how BioWare wanted to end the Mass Effect trilogy... And I disliked it. Don't get me wrong, the Extended Cut is a vast improvement over the vanilla endings and I think that everyone should check it out - but it is still the same unfitting ending, it is still something taken out from another story and sewn onto Mass Effect's glistening skin, with it still kicking and screaming (yes, this is just a personal opinion and no, I am not bitter about that - I just dislike how it ended). The themes that made Mass Effect so great are still either nowhere to be found, or twisted around to present a vision I just cannot accept as something that belongs there. My fanface is itching, my writer sense tingling... Not the way I want to end one of the greatest sci-fi experiences of my nerdy little life.Beyond the Extended Cut... I will reignite.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
There will be no extended cuts to the Extended Cut. Either you love the current finale,
Mass Effect Icons (New Everywhere) 08/20/2013:iconravingcollectorplz: :iconme2logo1::iconme2logo2::iconme2logo3: :iconravingcollectorplz:Mass Effect Icons (New Everywhere) 08/20/20133 years ago in Personal More Like This
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ME3 Gets Free Ending DLCNo, this is not a joke.ME3 Gets Free Ending DLC3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Thank you to whomever may have posted a link to this in the club page comments, although credit goes to jasonbehnke as the one whose blog post brought this to my attention.
Anyway, I'm fairly certain ninety percent of you were in the camp of disliking the endings to a supreme extent and wish for an alternative.
I know this has been said before, but you're getting it.
The details released are as follows.
The Mass Effect Extended Cut DLC will feature new dialogue, cinematics and epilogue scenes that will expound upon the game's different endings, which will be working to satisfy issues people have with them cirrently. It will be available for free on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC from its release this summer up until April of 2014.
This was agreed upon as the ideal compromise to appease the fans dissatisfied with the end of Mass Effect 3 while still retaining the artistic integrity of the product the team worked so hard on.
In Ray Muzyka words, "Since launch
Four new, official, trailers!It's a media blowout, people. Let's waste no time getting into it.Four new, official, trailers!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
For the RPG-element enthusiasts, we have the Customization trailer:
We also have another showcase of Mass Effect 3's new and improved combat.
We have an trailer for the Story and Choice/Consequences mechanics. Note; there is a bunch of new footage, but mostly just cool new battle clips and a very short excerpt from a mission that shows the different outcomes of a mid-mission choice.
And lastly we have the Enemies Trailer. This is the special trailer for two reasons. One; it finally shows gives a first look at one of ME3's main antagonists, and secondly; it shows more Female Shepard. (And that Kaidan bloke, too.)
But stay tuned; David Silverman is saying the Female Shepard Trailer will finally be releas
4-Shdw Brkr:_interrupt: Officers Embrace on Bridge#4 in "The Diary of Jane Saga"4-Shdw Brkr:_interrupt: Officers Embrace on Bridge3 years ago in Personal More Like This
From the Files of the Shadow Broker
Ref. Alenko, Hackett, Shepard, Vakarian, Victus
News Flash- High Ranking Officers Embracing While Illegally Parked
The Citadel. Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani; Westerlund News Service.
Today on the Citadel, in the midst of the ongoing war against the reapers, Systems Alliance Commander Jane Shepard of the SSV Normandy and Turian Hierarch, Admiral Garrus Vakarian, head of Paleven STG, took some time out for an afternoon of picnicking, drinking, sport shooting and heavy petting from atop Presidium bridge 19.
Picked up live by security cameras, the Commander and the Admiral began the afternoon's dalliances by illegally parking on the bridge in violation of 137 Citadel ordinances. After partaking of the view, the couple French kissed and then Shepard, wearing a black, skin tight dress, was double dipped by the Turian in a passionate embrace. The scene, broadcast live to all Citadel locations, was met
5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)Jane's List for Garrus5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)3 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Please don't sharpen your talons on the furniture. I've provided a special post for this in the room behind the laundry where you put your weights and gym equipment.
2. I love sushi too, but I prefer it dead before I eat it. I know you love to fish but please don't do this in front of me again. I nearly fainted and you know I've seen some grisly things.
3. I don't need to hear again how your mom use to deep fry things that look like my hamster, and serve them as appetizers.
4. Please don't use my knitting yarn as dental floss. I sent to Palaven for a new supply for you. It will be here in a few days.
5. I get it that casting is a family activity for Turians, but humans are just not with that hairball kind of thing. I love you dearly, but there are some things I can't do with you, so please regurgitate that stuff in private.
Garrus' List for Jane
1. If you find the seat up, leave it up. I live here too. Will double the size of the master bathroom and ins
Soft Garrus Song :3Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"Soft Garrus Song :32 years ago in Personal More Like This
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
What is Your Shepard's Favorite Song(s)What is Your Shepard's Favorite Song(s)What is Your Shepard's Favorite Song(s)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
My femshep's fav songs
009 Sound System
Space And Time
With A Spirit
Don't Stop Believin'
Wheel in the Sky
Anyway You want it
Your Love is My Drug
Takes It Off
You Took the words right out of my mouth
All Revved Up and no place to go
Paradise by the dashboard Light
The Grass Roots
Let's Live for Today
Sooner or Lather
Survivor-Eye of the Tiger
Toto-Hold the Line
Tina Turner-What Love Got to Do With It
The O zone-Dragostea Din Tei
Faunts-M4 part 2
What's in YOUR Shepard's bathroom?I found this prompt in one of my writing reference books. Basically, in order to get to know a character better, you go into their bathroom and nose through their stuff. SO, here's what you can find in Dakota's:What's in YOUR Shepard's bathroom?2 years ago in Personal More Like This
pumpkin scented shower-gel
mint green mini-rubber ducky that sits on her sink
lavender bar-soap by sink
pastel green toothbrush
pale pink strawberry flavored lip-gloss
eye drops for tired, over-worked eyes
oversized lavender bath towel
pastel green bathrobe
autumn-scented moisturizing cream
pile of laundry
lavender terrycloth bath mat
The ducky was a joke from one of her ME2 squaddies, not sure who, not sure why. Also-bet you can't ever guess what her favorite color is...
And the EA servers are trolling again.
Official Turian Female sneak peak and N7 Day...Official Turian Female sneak peak and N7 Day2 years ago in Personal More Like This
After 5 years, after 3 games and after much speculation we finally have an official in game Turian female. It's shame that Bioware didn't decide to include Turian female models in the main game, because now it feels like a token girl and not much more. Also the fact that it will be featured in the paid Omega DLC makes it even more bittersweet, but hey it's still better than nothing. The DLC will appear on November 27th and will cost 1200 Bioware/Microsoft points. Tell us what you think about her:
For a little comparison I'll hotlink a picture of Lieutenant Abrudas, the very first Turian female shown in the Mass Effect Evolution comic:
In other news - the first N7 Day is coming our way fast. The celebration is schedueled for November 7th. You can find more information about it on the official Mass Effect facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=380737978668258&set=a.259483477460376.58244.256213217787402&type=1
Garrus Vakarian's age revealedReporting for Alliance News Network, I'm Josh Hamano. You heard it here first, people. I grilled Bioware writer Patrick Weeks as to the real age behind everyone's favourite Turian Sniper, and here's the answer I got:Garrus Vakarian's age revealed3 years ago in Personal More Like This
The noise I made when I read that tweet was not even human. That's been a question that has been on like...every forum in the world related to ME, but I've never seen an actual answer. @___@ alksdjf092q30aosdjflkja
Garrus/FemShep rant I read really urked me...So, a DA member posted a rant about Garrus/FemShep sex and then posted it to some of the groups I watch. So I read it and here's part of what it said:Garrus/FemShep rant I read really urked me...3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"This crap has single-handedly turned me off of this pairing for the most part.
Turians aren't animals, and i'm pretty sure Garrus is quite capable of controlling himself. Does he even have talons? his digits look like regular, round fingers to me. and just because he has sharp teeth does not mean he's going to use them to try and rip Shepard's shoulder off in a moment of "passion."
On a related note, how convenient is it that in fanfics turians always have 20 inch dicks that have all sorts of ridges/bumps and shit, and can orgasm 500 times in a row without any downtime? ..honestly? might help you to try and at least be a little more discreet next time so that it doesn't sound so unrealistic and unintentionally hilarious, and maybe think about relieving your alien-related violent sex fantasies
A dream of an endNow I know many many many fans have written their own perfect ending to ME3, but allow me to write a quick overview of an ending with multiple options for the choices you made. I hope to present a reasonable and logical ending to one of my favorite sci-fi series ever.A dream of an end3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Nothing changes up to the exact moment when Hacket informs Shepard that the crucible is not firing.
Shepard is then offered both a paragon and renegade trigger option, paragon being disable reapers renegade being transfer control to the citadel console. There is no god child ultimatum.
Shepard will lunge and hit the decided button and collapse to the floor. Shepard will then receive a call from Hacket informing Shepard that the crucible worked. If Shepard's war assets were at a certain level the player will receive one of three endings.
If assets are very low and readiness is 60 percent or lower Shepard will exclaim it's finally over and a montage of all of the player's key decisions will play highlig
Hetalia season 5 episode list.I will always update when I know when the next episodes are. :]Hetalia season 5 episode list.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I questioned myself....will their be a episode with 2p Hetalia? That really would be awesome...PLEASE HIMAPAPA MAKE A EPISODE OF IT!!! PLEASE DX!!!
Episode (1): You can watch it on youtube :] (January 25)
Episode (2): February 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=J9pBjjUqy4M Watch it here~!
Episode (3): February 8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhJC3XIP6mI Watch it here~!
Episode (4): February 15 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_t_AWsVIes Watch it here~!
Episode (5): February 22 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLjpCX-T77c Watch it here~! Damn this was hard to find....
Episode (6): March 1 (This is about Romano's dairy and i'm fudging in love with him >w
Move itMore to Weiss’s Movie-cation (movie + education)Move it9 months ago in Personal More Like This
Seriously tho Weiss, all you gotta say is ‘Move It’
F-F-F-FREEZERBURNCause there's some ask drawings that I don't really put up here so I'll just dump em here lolF-F-F-FREEZERBURN7 months ago in Personal More Like This
Oh yeah I also have a freezerburn ask blog
so if you want to follow it, here you go
Sexy catchphrases...?America: :iconimtheheroplz: Save a horse; ride a cowboy!Sexy catchphrases...?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Austria: :iconsexyaustria2plz:Save a piano, finger a pianist!
Italy: :iconsexyitalyplz: Save-a the pasta, suck-a my noodle~
Roman: :iconsexyromano2plz: Save a tomato, lick my vine~
Germany: :iconsexygermany3plz: Save an inmate, let me cuff you.
Prussia: :iconsexyprussia2plz: Save my people: Let me break down your wall!!
Canada: :iconsexycanadaplz: Save the puck; play with MY hockey stick, eh?
China: :iconsexychinaplz: Save the wok, heat me up, aru~!
Japan: :iconsexyjapanplz: Save a ninja; play with my sword...
England: :iconsexyenglandplz: Save the scones; butter me up~!
Russia: :iconrussiarapefaceplz: Save yourself; Become one, da?
Everyone: :iconawkwardplz: You're doin' it wrong....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!!!!:iconbowingplz: I accept money, felafel, and shiny object as rewards for my genius... OR ALL THREE AT ONCE~!