My decision on the lemons being removed:After successfully raging for most of the day, breaking many pencils in half, and ranting/screaming to a considerable amount of people about the wealth of lemons being reported and deleted, I have come to this conclusion:
We can't let this get to us.
It's either the work of someone incredibly jealous of the success of lemons, a complete prude, an absolutely horrendous troll, or dA just going through and purging what they see fit. I'm sure that if it's the first three of those options, they are seeing our reactions and having an absolute blast about how badly they have affected us.
My earlier journal was immature and I should have handled the discovery of so many of my pieces being deleted much better. However, I am upset as hell, because I put heartfelt emotions in my work--lemons or not. To me...fanfiction and reader inserts are where I can be in a fantasy world to escape the pains of reality. I can pretend I know what it's like to be in love. I can pretend that the ones I'm "in love"
I need to know something...Like many of the journals have stated, there has been a domino effect of lemons being taken down. The furthest I remember was when it started with the entries of xCreativePoppet's shower lemon contest. At first it was only the winners and honorable mentions that were reported. Soon, after posting journals pointing out that there was someone who might have been a sore loser, more lemons started to get reported.I need to know something...3 years ago in Personal More Like This
There's been some suspicions as to whether or not ev0net was the one behind it, but it's not. Don't bash the person for the lemons. That user is reporting those who post things without permission such as preview pictures or motivational posters. As that person specified in addition to dA's own policies, crediting does not mean getting permission. Lots of people don't even credit the artist so I can understand where that person is coming from. That user even said he/she doesn't report lemons.
I don't know who the person is, but I still feel that it has a strong connection
Bound Servitude: Nordics Chapter SixThis is a bit suggestive at certain parts.Bound Servitude: Nordics Chapter Six3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Days passed in similar refrain, it didn’t take too long, what with Finland and (Name) taking care of him for Sweden to get up and about again. This made (Name) smile, the strong and stoic Swede, just didn’t look right laying in a sick bed. So now she was back to her usual days.
She was really trying her best to make time for all of her masters, though it was hard at times, seeing as how they all seemed to want her time at once. But she couldn’t change that, all she could do was work hard to make them all happy.
“Hey (Name) come in here for a minute!” Denmark called.
“I’m coming Master Denmark.” She responded and wiped the flour from her hands and stuck the bowls she had been working in in the refrigerator and headed into his bedroom.
“You called for me Master?” she asked entering the war zone of a room.
‘Didn’t I just clean up in here?’ she asked.
Country X Reader: A little Misfit (Lithuania)Halfway down the hall you heard footsteps behind you and turned around to see......Country X Reader: A little Misfit (Lithuania)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You had to admit it. You thought he was absolutely ADORABLE! To be perfectly honest, you thought he was the cutest thing ever! You practically melted every time you saw him.
Trying to hide your blush, you thought to yourself 'What does this shy, hardworking, quiet, and adorable guy want with me?'
You couldn't help but let you mind wander to the bad possibilities. You feared he may hurt you, yell at you, tease you, earn your trust and break you like so many did, or worse, you feared he may try to kill you.
People had tried it before, more than once. You had become good at faking your death when they beat you. You slowed your breath and went limp and lay un-moving no matter what they did to your 'lifeless body'. And boy, they would do some horrible things when they thought you were dead. You shook your head and erased the memories for the time, not wanting to think
Bound Servitude: Kirklands Chapter OneA young woman sat down on a hard, white painted kitchen chair holding an ornately decorated silver fork in one hand and a blotchy white cloth in her other delicate (s/c) hand. She began to vigorously rub the fork with the cloth. Polishing silverware was tedious work, especially in this home. Her master, well one of her masters, this master, Master England, was quite finicky about everything. He wasn't rude about it, but rather stern, he wanted his dishes and everything spotless, he hated dust. She sighed as the finished polishing the fork and set it aside with the already polished silverware. She passed her somewhat tired (e/c) eyes over the piles of still to be polished silverware. She had a long day ahead of her and she knew it. But as long as she was polishing she had time to reflect.Bound Servitude: Kirklands Chapter One3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Time to reflect on her life, how she became what she was. She sighed, it was a dark tale with many hardships but it could have been worse. She brushed a hand though her hair and tucked it behind h
Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (China)Halfway down the hall you heard footsteps behind you and turned around to see.....Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (China)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You thought to yourself 'What does the happy little Yao want?' You admitted that you kind of liked him. He was funny, smart, sweet, and powerful. And of course, let's not forget adorable! He was in some of your classes and you had seen him talking with his friends before, and had always admired his chipper, happy-go-lucky mood.
You thought to yourself 'Uh oh....he was just in the class that I stormed out of....he probably thinks I'm a freak with anger issues now...great, just what I frikin need!'
You scowled at him and spatted “What do you want?”
He smiled despite your irritated tone and said “I'm in your class and just wanted to check on you, aru~!”
You frowned and said “What do you care? It didn't involve you, so don't waste you time.”
He kept that sweet smile on his face and said “Checking on you is not a waste of my time! I just want to
Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (Prussia)Halfway down the hall you heard footsteps behind you and turned around to see......Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (Prussia)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You thought to yourself 'Well isn't this just frikin fantastic? The one country I REALLY didn't want to see is the one that comes up behind me!'
You just stood there and looked at him.
"What do YOU want?" you finally asked after a few moments of awkward silence.
He just smiled and began to laugh.
"Kesesesesesesese! Hello frau!"
You blushed at this nickname, you knew it meant 'pretty woman' in German.
You shook the thought from your mind.
You glowered "That still doesn't answer my question, Gilbert!"
Was that a hint of blush you saw on his pale cheeks? No, it mustn't have been, your (e/c) eyes must have been playing tricks on you!
He smiled again and said "Because I'm just so awesome, I couldn't hear somevone freaking out in a more awesome vay zan me! Because, you know, I'm awesome........"
Silence for a few moments.
First clearing his throat, he spoke again "Vell, really, I'm just c
Country X Reader: A little Misfit (France)Halfway down the hall you heard footsteps behind you and turned around to see.......Country X Reader: A little Misfit (France)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Oh good God! Not France! Anyone but France!' you thought to yourself, panicked.
Of all people it just had to be France! The school pervert, creep, flirt, cheater! Why France?!?!?!?
As all of these negative thoughts ran through your head, one positive one popped up. You tried and tried to push it away, but it just kept coming back. Over and over again the thought of 'He's gorgeous!' kept coming to mind.
You tried to hide your blush at his presence, masking it with anger at the recent events that had occurred in the classroom.
You snapped at him "Well? What do YOU want?"
He just smiled and began his creepy, (yet somehow alluring) French laughter.
"Ohonhonhonhonhon~! How cute you are~! Ohonhonhonhonhonhon~!"
You glared at him, still blushing, but trying ever so hard to hide it.
You snapped at him again, louder and more harsh this time in order to hide your teetering emot
Bound Servitude: Kirklands Ending Two: IrelandAll four brothers sat in shock as the young servant bit her lip, hoping she could keep the baby but her heart breaking because it did not belong to the man whose child she would love to bear. But she could not change this she could not change her life. She held her still non-swollen stomach as a tear slipped down her cheek.Bound Servitude: Kirklands Ending Two: Ireland3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Could I have a moment to speak to her alone?" England asked in the sweetest tone he could muster.
Wales and Scotland began to leave but Ireland wasn't moving an inch, he was in severe shock.
"Ireland?" the blond asked his brother, "Is there something you'd like to say before you leave."
The Irishman shook his head and shot his brother a dirty look, if he hurt (Name) in anyway...he would murder him. He left his fist clenched. He muttered several curses under his breath.
(Name) looked up fearfully of her youngest master, she swallowed ashamed.
"I I'm sorry M Master England." She said, "I swear I did not mean for this to happen." She said tryi
Wolfsbane Part Six :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part SixWolfsbane Part Six :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ludwig's voice came out as a croak. " we were ambushed during a territory patrol."
"Ambushed?! By who?!" You snapped, voice high pitched with anxiety as you stroked Gilbert's silken head gently. He stirred slightly, eyes fluttering beneath his eyelids, but that was the only response he gave. Other than that, he lay limp in his brother's arms.
"By cloaked figures " Ludwig said slowly, arms trembling slightly. For a moment you wondered if it was because Gilbert was too heavy, but then you remembered that the younger of the two brothers was practically a body builder on top of being a wolf Shifter. And when you looked up at his face, you were shocked to see tears shining in the corners of his eyes.
"Cloaked figures ?" You repeated slowly, not bei
Wolfsbane Part Eight :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part EightWolfsbane Part Eight :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"About Prussia my homeland " There was a pause, his voice filled with a melancholy gloominess. "It doesn't exist anymore. After World War II it was dissolved."
" how in the hell does it make it your homeland when it hasn't existed for over sixty years?" You muttered with frustrated impatience.
Gilbert laughed nervously. " because I was born before it fell?"
that certainly had not been expected.
But if what Gilbert just said is true, then then I'm
"OH MY GOD I'M IN BED WITH A PEDOPHILIC WOLF GET THE FUCK OUT NOW GILBERT OR ELSE I WILL CASTRATE YOU WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN!!!"
"OW! GOTTVERDAMMT, STOP HITTING ME WHEN IWHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT FRYING PAN?!"
"GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUT!!!"
Needless to sa
Wolfsbane Part Eleven :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part ElevenWolfsbane Part Eleven :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gilbert seemed to take your silence to his advantage. Suddenly both his hands were cupping your cheeks, pulling your face closer as his leaned in. For one tense moment there was nothing but a couple centimeters of air between both of your lips.
"Ich liebe dich, (name). Ich liebe dich."
And then those centimeters of air were gone and replaced with Gilbert's smooth and confident mouth, and it felt like the entire universe had suddenly exploded.
Shock raced through your veins like mercury, making your limbs feel heavy and your eyes slowly slide shut. Your head tilted slightly, hands quivering as they grasped Gilbert's forearms for support. A small sound emitted from your lips, a somewhat squeak muffled by the barrier of his own meetings yours, and all you could think about was how perfect the moment felt.
Bound Servitude: Nordics Chapter ThreeThis is slightly suggestive and there is A LOT of Icelandic used. (translations in the description.Bound Servitude: Nordics Chapter Three3 years ago in Romance More Like This
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After breakfast had been served to all of the Nordic males (and Mr. Puffin) Iceland grabbed (Name) by the wrist and practically drug her up to his room. He wanted her to play cards with him first off. Apparently on the final night before they all parted ways they were planning a card game and the Icelander had never won a big game like this and he was determined to win. She was to help him practice, using his favorite candy instead of money and chips.
"Are you sure?" she asked him as he dumped the chocolates on the floor.
"Ja," He said, "I am determined to win this time. So Help me vinsamlegast?" he pleaded.
(Name) smiled and nodded, "Ja, I will. If it will make you happy Master."
"It would." He said.
"Then I shall do what you wish." She said and shuffled the cards before dealing them, since he never liked to deal first, "Hold 'Em.
Wolfsbane Part Nine :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part NineWolfsbane Part Nine :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You pulled back, smiling serenely as you surveyed your work. Gilbert shakily lifted his head and stared at you, eyes wide with nothing but disbelief. He opened his mouth to speak, clearing his throat a few times and swallowing, before finally saying in a trembling, astonished tone, "(Name), you're...a...C-Caster...?"
And then it happened.
The power was suddenly gone, back to wherever the strange place it had come from, and your legs buckled from underneath you. The pain was back in your shoulder, blazing up once again in a throbbing, aching tremor. The last thing you heard was Gilbert's distressed cry of "(N-NAME)!!! Hold on...!"
And then you heard and sensed no more.
A familiar darkness surrounded you once more.
The shadows that seemed to be alive--like the shadows that you had seemingly s
Wolfsbane Part Five :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part FiveWolfsbane Part Five :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
By the next week, you had fallen into a routine.
The dog shelter kept you more busy than you had ever been in your entire life, it seemed. The dogs were in constant need of feeding, getting their water changed, to be played with, brushed, given baths, and all the fun things that came with owning a dog. Only this time it was tenfold. Elizabeta and you worked hard every day to ensure the dogs were happy and content, and occasionally there was a visitor looking for a new pet.
During your stay with the pack, you had met the rest of the Shifters. Gilbert was the obvious Alpha, even though he was such an egotistical idiot. He did have his sweet moments, though. Ludwig, of course, was his Beta wolf. You couldn't help but laugh whenever Gilbert annoyed his younger brother. Elizabeta was an old friend of the two brothers, and she didn't Shift into h
Hetalia x Reader: Bring Her Back 5Hetalia x Reader: Bring Her Back 52 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Title: Hetalia x Reader: Bring Her Back 5
AN: Kails! (my sister told me I was spelling it wrong all this time haha...) Anywho, this is based on adream/nightmare I had a while back. Yes, Reader-sama is in the Air Force. No, this is not completely accurate. If you are interested in serving your country, feel free to contact your nearest recruiter. Enjoy!
Oh the horror, oh the horror... You were stuck on a date with a man named Arthur Kirkland, a man you hardly knew, and a man that so boldly decided to ask you out, you of all people. What, was he missing a screw? He probably was. Just to clear something up, he was quite a charming man. He was a gentleman, probably part of the high class society that is England's nobles. He was very polite and never rude. No, he wasn't the one with the problem.
You were. You, the workaholic Major of the United Stat
Wolfsbane Part Ten :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part TenWolfsbane Part Ten :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
After you had successfully bludgeoned the holy hell out of the now human and naked Gilbert with your trusty skillet, you had managed to calm down long enough to take a look in your bag to see if you had remembered to put any men's clothing in it just in case. Luckily either your brain had been working or Elizabeta or Ludwig had done it, because folded up neatly was a white shirt, black pants, boxers, socks, and a pair of shoes. You hastily tossed the set to the Prussian behind you, pointing behind a tree and saying stiffly, "Go change. Now."
Gilbert grumbled and you heard shuffling, presumably him making his way to the back of the tree. "Fine, but you know you've been waiting to see the awesomeness that is the human me in person for a long time, (name)..."
...so maybe you had been, but it wasn't like you were going to admit it to him.
"Just change, Gilbert," you muttered in exasperation, shaking your head.
It was silent as he pul
Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (Switzerland)Halfway down the hall you heard foot steps behind you and turned around to see.....Country X Reader: A Little Misfit (Switzerland)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You stared at him indigently and said “Hmph! What does the gun freak want?”
He kept that stern look plastered on his face as he always did and he simply said “I sit in your class. It isn't right how they treat you, and I wanted to make sure you were okay. Aren't I allowed to be concerned?”
Your gaze softened and you sighed.
You said “Well, thanks for your concern, but I'm fine.”
He said bluntly “Not what it sounded like to me.”
You yelled “Then if you knew the answer already, then why the hell did you bother asking?!?!?”
He raised an eyebrow at you, mostly unfazed by your tone.
He stated simply “I thought that maybe if I asked, you would want to talk about it, and it would make you feel better, that's all. I don't like to see people who have done nothing wrong get hurt.”
You glared at him and barked
APH Fanfic: FrancexReader- CochonYou knocked on the edge of the screen door yet again. "Monsieur Duval?" you called into the apparently empty house, your patience wearing thin.APH Fanfic: FrancexReader- Cochon3 years ago in Romance More Like This
With a sigh you stepped back and off the porch of the large, old farmhouse. Placing a hand on your hip you glared at the door. You didn't have time for this: the restaurant opened in two hours! If Monsieur Duval wasn't in the house you were going to have to look for him somewhere else and that meant going to the barn.
You turned around to look at the red frame structure on the other side of the property. You really didn't want to go over there if you didn't have to. Monsieur Duval's pigs were wonderful animals and were very good at finding truffles- which was the reason you were in the country an hour outside Paris in the first place- but the fact was that they stank. And you really didn't want to get any closer to them then you had to.
You stood outside the house for
Wolfsbane Part Thirteen :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part ThirteenWolfsbane Part Thirteen :wolf!PrussiaXReader:2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gilbert's instincts were telling him to get the hell out of the way before the wolfish monster's paw slammed into his side and set his fur on fire. Yet, he could do nothing but gaze into the vacant (e/c) eyes of the creature, his muscles bunching and coiling as his body urged him on to just run.
"Bruder, get out of the way!"
Something slammed into Gilbert's side, but it wasn't a flaming monstrous paw.
Gilbert yelped in shock as he was propelled a good few feet away, the fur on his back prickling as the heat of the fires became alarmingly close. Instantly he was back on all fours, his upper lip curled in a snarl and fangs bared as his crimson eyes scanned the area. They widened when standing before him was a familiar smelling wolf with black fur and eyes as icy as the northern seas, his entire body rippling with muscles poised for a fight.
The white wolf blinked rapidly, before his tail began to wag to and fro and a g
Wolfsbane Part Three :wolf!PrussiaXReader: Wolfsbane: Part ThreeWolfsbane Part Three :wolf!PrussiaXReader:3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next morning you awoke feeling groggy. And warm. And like you were surrounded by softness.
The latter of these two sensations were things you were not familiar with.
"Ngh what the ?" You blearily blinked opened your (e/c) eyes to see none other than a familiar white shaggy coat right up in your face, heat radiating off of it in glorious waves. You blinked more, utterly confused, until the events of yesterday came crashing back into your mind, and your eyes widened.
That's right I found this dog on the streets and I took him home and he's really weird and something freaky happened yesterday but I can't exactly remember what, and I was cold because of the stupid shower and I must have passed out while cuddling Gilbert.
Pirate!EnglandxReader Beg for Me Ch6You eyes fluttered open and you sat up on the bed. Even though you were finally able to sleep peacefully, you couldn’t shake the nightmare out of your head just yet. You sighed and got out of the bed. There was a window on Arthur’s side of the bed so you decided to open it, seeing if he would wake up. The room instantly got brighter from the sun as you did so but Arthur didn’t seem to budge one bit. You could hear footsteps outside your door, which must have meant the crew was already at work.Pirate!EnglandxReader Beg for Me Ch63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
‘Who the heck does he think he is, sleeping away while his crew does all of the labour?’ you thought as you scowled at him.
You suddenly smiled as you thought of something that you could do to mess with him. You walked over to your side of the bed and carefully slid both of your hands face up under the mattress.
“You have no idea who you’re dealing with here,” you whispered to him as a smirk formed across your face. “Alright (na
Collection. - Canada x Obsessed!Reader.You had goosebumps every time you saw Matthew Williams, the shy Canadian boy with blue eyes, glasses and dark blonde hair. You knew you loved him from the start of high school but at the same time, you knew you weren't up to the expectations of being his.Collection. - Canada x Obsessed!Reader.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
That's what they all say. "Follow him until he loves you." ... Was it?
At first, it was one of those stupid ideas that just didn't make sense at all. And you didn't do it. That would be too creepy.
He had loved you too, but he was way too shy to speak about it to you or to anyone in particular. When Matthew returned home that same evening, he took a seat on the sofa.
Let out a deep long sigh and smiled at the thoughts of you. Wouldn't it be great to tell you how he felt?
You look to your wall; collections of photos were taped onto the (color) house.
Of Matthew Williams. The Canadian boy with blue eyes as deep as the sea and dirty blonde hair, who looked great as always. You let out a great sigh. It would
Mutinous Affairs [Pirate!Spain x Reader]The man and young woman sit side by side on the creaky wooden bench. They are close to one another; the kind of close that exhibits the desire to be even closer, yet neither wish to risk it. The moon is high and the sea is calm. The ship rocks amongst the waves like a baby in a cradle, and not a sound can be heard.Mutinous Affairs [Pirate!Spain x Reader]2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The man gazes calmly at the dark expanse of sea that spreads out from under the ship like a velvet handkerchief of rippling waves. His green eyes are fixated on the even darker horizon that disappears softly into the water; it is still an hour or so before the sun replaces the moon’s gentle light. His lips are pursed, as if words are being held back, and every so often he adjusts the red coat around him. His brown hair is almost entirely concealed beneath a similarly colored hat, making him look as if he is decked in blood.
The young woman stares at her hands. Her (e/c) eyes do not move from her pale, calloused fingers. The messy, carefree wave of (h/c) hair obscures m
Hetalia x Reader Slenderman PrologueHetalia x Reader : Slender manHetalia x Reader Slenderman Prologue3 years ago in Horror More Like This
Footsteps thudding on the ground as you ran for your life. It was catching up to you.
It was too late.
There was nothing you could do about it.
You couldn't save them.
And now you had nowhere to run.
Woah! I better tell you how this all happened huh? It would be a shame to just let you know the ending without telling you the story!
Well to start off im ( Name / Last ), im (age) and well iv'e somehow gotten myself into alot of trouble... Well I better stop and get on with the story before I start rambling!
" (name)! (name)! It's time to get up! Your going to be late!!" You sat up in bed stretching your arms out and turned to your mother.
What was she bothering to wake you up this early? It was the weekend and you surely didn't go to church.... "What?....What am I late for?" You asked her bluntly. you weren't a mornin