The Ego Of A BronyThe Ego Of A Brony2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Now excuse me ladies and gentlemen,
I got something to say, you're all here and I aint listening,
I think outta the box, what can I say,
That's the reason I called you here, was it a surprise?
I've accepted myself but should that mean I should die?
The haters are crying because one more is lying, to the world, to themselves,
But I'm happy here, if been happy makes me burn in hell then let it,
When it comes to the neighbourhood we bronies all say, love and tolerance bitches,
Ya'll got no right to hate,
So I like ponies what about that makes you wanna hate?
Hen ya'll turn your backs I'll pack up my bags and move to the place,
Where ponies and bronies are welcome,
The sun shines all day,
Nothing ever goes wrong,
With Luna and Celestia,
I'm moving to Equestria!
I'd rather fly high with Rainbow or Fluttershy!
But hold up a minute I aint derping around,
I'll be derping it up when Trixie comes to town!
So gimmie a minute I'll tell you a little tail,
It's the story of a
FullMetal Alchemist OC GuideFirst off, you need a name. I'd pick something that does NOT sound Japanese, because most of the characters in FMA do not have Japanese names. Anything European-sounding is fine. Unless you want the character to be from Xing, in which case you'd use a Chinese-sounding name. If your character is someone who was from Xerxes, their name can be a little more creative, but I'd avoid using normal names spelled strangely. Ex: Stefany instead of Stephanie, Kristal instead of Crystal, etc. I'd also avoid using a name another character in the series already has. If you're having difficulty thinking of a name, look at some baby-naming websites.FullMetal Alchemist OC Guide5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Then you pick their age. Most people make their characters 15-16 so they're close in age to Ed and Al. Unless you want to pair the character up with someone like Roy or Scar or Kimbley... in which case you'd pick an age close to theirs. Roy is 28, Scar is likely older. (I'm not sure of his actual age.) So be sure
Return to Rainbow FactoryReturn to Rainbow Factory3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Return to Rainbow Factory [Comedy][Dark][Sad][In that order]
By Saintbomber (GMail)
Snips attempted to muscle Scootaloo out from behind the podium so he could bang the gavel but found that, despite Scootaloo being a light and feathery orange pegasus, her sides were as tough as an earth pony's.
Snip's tiny unicorn body nearly bounced out from behind the podium with a swift swat of one of Scootaloo's small, powerful wings.
"AND WITH THAT," Scootaloo began, sliding back to the center behind the podium, "I call the official Rainbow Dash Fanclub meeting to order!" She beamed around the gavel as she brought it down on the podium.
"Our first order of business is to decide what our lodge is going to do for Nightmare Night this year!"
Cries of "Rainbow Maid Café!" and "Haunted Rainbow House!" filled the room.
Scootaloo groaned, and planted both hooves against the podium. "Come ON, guys!" she pleaded. "Cloudsdale is moving closer to Ponyville for a joint celebration this year because NIGHTM
Anthem (Memory of the Empire)Anthem (Memory of the Empire)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Edenbridge
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Anthem (Memory of the Empire)
Children of the Perished Empire…
The crystal spike
Emerged in the northern sky.
From thousand years of sleep
Woken the empire of past,
The world once perished and gone.
It looms in the north…
The echoes of cold dominance.
The king, the tyrant reborn
Waiting his renewed chance
To finish what had begun…
Drifting shells of the realm…
What's there… left… to protect…
What's left are filled with hurt and grief.
'Twas graying and tarnished,
The world they once called their home.
Despair and fear,
Tokens of slavery,
Left within the heartcells
In the lost, orphaned souls of the empire…
… Stand up by your own feet.
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #85, 86, 87!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #85, 86, 87!2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#85) Why do bronies have such low self-esteem? On websites like Bronysquare and Ponysquare they're always wallowing in self-pity about how much their lives suck, and they come across as being really pathetic. Many of these people don't even know what suffering is. Even if their lives do suck the internet doesn't need to know about it!
Answer: While I'd like to say that people suffering from life problems should be able to receive help online, I do find myself getting annoyed by most of the excessively 'emo' internet comments I come across. I see bronies claiming that they're going to commit suicide more often than I'd like I've never seen any of them actually go through with it and plenty do wallow in self-pity, as you say. Then again, it's not hard to see why. Chances are that bronies aren't the most popular kids at school. Those that gravitate towards fandoms tend to be your typical 'nerd' types, which plenty of bronies are. It's no surprise that some of t
MLP - One bad apple - ReviewOnce again, this review will contain spoilers. Those of you who have not seen the episode yet, you have been warned.MLP - One bad apple - Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Our episode begins with Applebloom at home worrying about finding the right outfit for the arrival of her and Applejack's cousin, Babs Seed. Applejack informs her that she need not try to hard to impress during their first meeting, given that, like her, she has no cutie mark. This revelation causes Applebloom to run out and find her friend, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, leading into the episode opening sequence.
After the opener we find that the three young ponies plus Applejack are waiting at the train station. The three are excited at the prospect of having a new member to their club, as they see the train arriving. Babs arrives and the three immediately greet her in their typically over-enthusiastic way. They invite her to their clubhouse and offer her an invitation to join their club. Despite the crusaders' best efforts to make her feel like it's a good idea, Babs see
Shame at the Check-OutShame at the Check-Out2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
FIMFiction link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56451/Shame-at-the-Check-Out
Shame at the Checkout
Beads of cold sweat rolled down Rainbow Dash's neck. The hot ceiling lights above intensifying the anxiety she felt to such a point that she felt as though she was going to pass out. There she was, standing in the middle of Ponyville's largest store. Her eyes were wide, staring at the newest piece of fan-merchandise being sold.
No, it wasn't anything to do with the Wonderbolts.
It was a limited-time offer Daring Do wallet. Rainbow Dash had to keep her mouth shut to prevent drooling. The wallet was grey and had adventurer's face printed on the front, grinning competitively at some invisible foe. She was a force to be reckoned with, even as just a picture. Hilariously, based on how she looked out of the wallet, Rainbow Dash felt like she was the foe- her hero's ruby eyes piercing into her own like arrows in bows, primed to fire.
Overall, it was beyond awesome, much better t
SoarinxDash- Academy NightAcademy NightSoarinxDash- Academy Night2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Hey newbie, what are you doing out here?”
Her eyes widened and the cyan Pegasus swore she felt hers stomach dropped. Everything that was swirling through her mind suddenly went blank when she heard the voice behind her. Rainbow Dash exhaled deeply, then braved herself as she turned around.
There he was. She knew it was him by the unmistakable voice. “Soarin.”
An unreadable expression gleamed through the colt's green eyes, but as soon as Rainbow Dash turned face-to-face with him, Soarin realized who she was. “It's you,” he then said, and his tone was no longer suspicious and firm. Quite opposite, actually, a wide smile spread across his face. “Rainbow Dash! I should have known you'd be here!”
Now she was positive her stomach dropped. Soarin, co-captain of the Wonderbolts, Soarin, second-in-command under Spitfire, Soarin, one of her idols... he recognized her! Well, she did save his pie back a year ago, and t
Pony POV Series Shining Armor 16 Part 2Pony POV Series Shining Armor 16 Part 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic
Pony POV Series
Shining Armor Chapter 16 Part 2
"potS nedduS ehT s'tI-Its The Sudden Stop"
Written by Kendell2 and lz0291
Edited by Alex Warlorn and Louis
"Look, all I was saying was a friend of mine said their great aunt saw it with her own eyes."
I gave a blink, walking in during regular guard duty at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns to find my teenaged sister arguing with a Lance Corporal.
"Then why has nopony ever gotten proof of them?!" Twilight retorted.
"Uh... What's going on?" I asked, looking at the two in confusion.
"Oh, hello, BBBFF, I was just telling this trooper that Sass Squash is just a myth!"
The Lance-Corporal saluted.
"Yes, Sir, and I'm trying to point out that-wait, BBBFF?"
"Big Brother Best Friend Forever," me and Twiley said at the same time.
"Oh...um... Sorry, but, he really DOES exist."
"Sass Squash? That weird bipedal thing that's supposed to run around switching things with squashes?" I asked.
SparkmuzzleSparkmuzzle2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The shadowy alicorn landed in front of the steaming cave by the base of the volcano. Her wings folded against her side as she trotted closer, being careful not to slip on the mud and slick stones beneath her hooves. The air was filled with the stink of sulphur and the bubbling sound of pools of mud as they boiled in the oppressively hot and humid air. Taking as deep a breath as she dared of the stinking miasma she was surrounded by, she shouted into the cave as loudly as her prodigious voice would allow.
"Come forth Ille Qui Gubernat Monte Ignis- 'He Who Governs The Mountain's Fire!' I would speak with thee!"
She couldn't help but feel slightly proud that she was able to do this with breaking into a fit of coughing, considering the quality of the air. Of course no sooner had she thought this then a small cough escaped her lips. She sighed and shook her head ruefully, gently clearing her throat.
Wedding of Deception - Ch. 1: Wedding NoticeWedding of Deception - Ch. 1: Wedding Notice3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Well, well, well... it seems that things are about to change around here."
There are, of course, many changes in a pony's life. Sometimes it's a day-to-day difference like that of the weather, and sometimes it's a big change which leaves a lasting impact on a pony's life.
There are many events like these which have importance - weddings, births, holidays, causes of celebration and good tidings. And along with the importance of these events comes others bringing it up as their topic of current discussion.
The speaker was talking about a major event such as this - a wedding. And not just a wedding of two ordinary ponies, but a grand union of Equestrian royalty.
With royalty, a momentous occasion is never shared with simply a few close friends and family. The celebrity status of the ponies in question guarantees that the entire surrounding area will be alerted about the event sooner or later. Especially the celebration that was fast
Want to ClopWell, here we are again.Want to Clop3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when I used to laugh at it?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
But now I'm not laughing
For the longest time,
I've kept myself away,
But Rainbow Dash and Twilight?
I must admit
That's what I'm clopping to
I draw the line at fillies
(I'm no pedophile)
But Applebloom is so very cute
Some days I wish I had more time
So I could clop forever
It's a shame that can never be true
Rarity, Big Macintosh and Applejack three -way,
That's what I'm clopping to
I'll just get right to it
Now I only want to clop
Goodbye my friends,
Rule 34 is calling
It would be funny,
if it weren't so sad
Well, friends, you've been replaced
I don't need you guys now
Maybe when I get to clopping
I won't feel so bad
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
That's what I'm clopping to
Without my friends, I've got you all to myself
Now I only want to clop
Now I only want to clop
Now I only want to...
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #94, 95, 96!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #94, 95, 96!2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#94) I went to a brony meet-up and I thought it was pretty good fun until we went to Toys R Us. I was sceptical about a bunch of guys (no girls went to the meet) going to the little girl's section of the shop so I kept my distance and I'm glad I did – everyone there except for me became really creepily obsessive about the toys and it was embarrassing to be seen with them in the shop. After we left (I didn't buy anything and the girl on the till seemed really freaked out by us) I kind of felt awkward being seen with them and when they sang a song from the show really loudly at Pizza Hut I wanted to go home fast. What do you make of this?
Answer: There is always the potential for this problem when meeting up with strangers based on a common interest: will you be as into it as they are? The issue becomes slightly more complex when the common interest is My Little Pony, because it's the sort of interest that a lot of people aren't comfortable discussing in great detail outsid
No Foalin' - A MLP FiM fanfic"SPIIIIIKE!!!"No Foalin' - A MLP FiM fanfic4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thinking my best friend, Twilight Sparkle, was being murdered (That's what that scream sounded like, trust me.), I rushed over to the front door of the library from my bed in five seconds flat. I probably knocked over a shelf or two, but who really cares about breakable artefacts, anyways?
I knew Twilight was at Doctor Whoof's, but she wouldn't tell me what for. My nerves heightened and my spikey tail twitched when I saw the tears dripping from her eyes as she explained what had happened.
"You remember when I went to that magic convention with Crescent Moon a few weeks ago, Spike?" My lilac unicorn friend said, surprisingly calm for her obvious state of mind.
"Yeah " I muttered, wondering where this story was going. A blue stallion, that convention, a doctor's appointment, I was officially confused.
"Well, more than what you think happened that night, and now I have to pay for my mistakes." Twilight started to cry harder. "I'm "
"You're what?" I said as my hear
Friendship Is Weird Chp.1Friendship Is Weird Chp.12 years ago in Romance More Like This
*Before Reading: Please take in consideration that the characters in this story are out of their canon characteristics at times. This was intended. If you don’t approve of this, don’t read and complain about it. If you want to read: Go right ahead, and enjoy the story, this was written for fun. Thank you.*
Friendship Is Weird Chp. 1
By: DolphinBuster starring: Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and others
Ponyville was a small village located somewhere in the glorious and magical land of Equestria. Amongst the random clusters of ponies roaming the usually normal and calm village, lived six friends. But amongst those six friends was Twilight Sparkle stood over her studies in Ponyville Library. Studying was a fond habit that the unicorn always enjoyed experiencing in her spare time, which for some reason; she had awful lot of. Which was quite sad. Twilight could be quite angst at times, and occasionally she’d get a huge mood swap and would be lively, energetic,
By Your Side, Forever and EverBy Your Side, Forever and Ever2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
By Your Side, Forever and Ever
Greed now rules the spoils of war.
Queen has set her throne on the royal hall (the ruins of the realm)
I have walked through the dark
I have fought my way out of her prison.
I have witnessed the war
I have found my love wrapped in oblivion.
The eldritch swarm over our world,
My shining one, where have you gone?
Devourer's claws hold on your heart,
My shining love, where are you lost?
Broken harmony, its protectors fell
Imprisoned their kin, in repressed tears (the realm of peace)
From beasts he swore to shield his home,
My shining one, the guardian.
Wake from the queen's dormant veil,
Within your heart resides our hope.
In despair we need your gallant strength,
My shining one, reclaim your shield.
I'll support your task,
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #110/11/12!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #110/11/12!2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#110) What would you say are the biggest misconceptions society at large has about the MLP fan community? Also, what would you say are the worst assumptions society has made about MLP fans that, unfortunately, are generally true?
Answer: I'm not sure how aware of the MLP fandom society at large is, and so I'd first point out that the majority of people do not, and will not ever, have any knowledge of the bronies. Those who do know of them, though, seem to have different perceptions, most of which appear to be negative. Having spoken to a few members of the public about "Friendship is Magic", a common misconception seems to be that the people who make up the brony fandom are either paedophiles or homosexuals (sadly, being gay is still treated as a bad thing by many).
Liking something designed for kids obviously raises assumptions, but it's doubtful that many bronies are paedophiles, and neither would I argue that bronies are more likely to be paedophiles simply because of
The Slender Man ch1 Chapter One.The Slender Man ch14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
My daughter was born on April 9th, 1981. She disappeared three days after her sixth birthday. Nobody knows how, nobody knows why. The police assumed she was kidnapped, but could find no evidence to support this theory. They found no evidence to suggest any other theories, either. They found nothing. It was as if she had simply vanished. After a long time of searching and no leads, she was presumed dead. I do not believe she is dead.
Anne is alive.
I spent hours searching through the house after the police left. I was determined to find something they had missed. I did not sleep, I did not eat. I searched, and found nothing. I cried myself to sleep. I spent hours walking through the woods, hoping to find Anne, lost and alone. I wanted her back so badly. Words cannot explain how much I missed her. I still do.
We lived in a small town, in the bush. I will not say where. Our closest neighbours were half a mile away. My husband