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Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #85, 86, 87!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #85, 86, 87!8 months ago in Editorial More Like This
#85) Why do bronies have such low self-esteem? On websites like Bronysquare and Ponysquare they're always wallowing in self-pity about how much their lives suck, and they come across as being really pathetic. Many of these people don't even know what suffering is. Even if their lives do suck the internet doesn't need to know about it!
Answer: While I'd like to say that people suffering from life problems should be able to receive help online, I do find myself getting annoyed by most of the excessively 'emo' internet comments I come across. I see bronies claiming that they're going to commit suicide more often than I'd like – I've never
Ex-cer-sizeEx-cer-size...Ex-cer-size2 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Eggs...er...sides...
Eggs...are sides...
For bacon.
BACON.
Tour de Feuilles (Stages 1 and 2)Stage 1Tour de Feuilles (Stages 1 and 2)2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Tour de Feuilles.
Racing to change the season,
Ponyville Ponies must run.
Reporting from balloon,
Pinkie and Spike take off soon.
Contestants to the end,
They are fall weather friends.
At the sound of a gun,
Their event has begun.
Tour de Feuilles.
Athletes and record breakers,
Through Sweet Apple Acres,
The mountains and valleys,
Stallions, mares, and fillies,
All galloping in stride,
The runners start to arrive.
Racing to change seasons,
Ponyville Ponies must run.
Tour de Feuilles.
Stage 2
They run for Equestria
(Tour de Feuilles)
(Tour de Feuilles)
And Princess Celestia.
(Tour de Feuilles)
(Tour de Feuilles)
Through the Crys
My Little Pony: FiM Villain reviewGreeting my fellow MLP lovers out there. This is something VERY new for me, but I decided that I would give it a try. I'm going to be doing a review of 4 MLP villains, and rate them from 1 to 4, 4 being the lowest spot.My Little Pony: FiM Villain review2 months ago in Academic Essays More Like This
"Now why only 4? There are far more characters that can be classified as Villains." True, I agree with you on that, but I decided to count the 4 biggest ones, the ones that took 2 parts to defeat, since they made for a better bad guys anyway.
So something I'm gonna be looking at are; (1)Background, what is there story? Why are they the way they are?; (2)Powers, what are there abilities?; and (3)Reasons, Why are they evil? wh
Draco Blazewing: Chapter 3 *Revised*CHAPTER 3Draco Blazewing: Chapter 3 *Revised*2 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maggie
Pegasi know the feeling of flying freely, the wind in their manes, their wings spread to catch every breeze as they soar…At least, the pegasi of Cloudsdale do. There aren't too many pegasi living in Canterlot, save for some of the royal guards. I know better than anyone else how difficult it is to fly in such a crowded city. The buildings get in the way, a lesson I've learned from prior, uncomfortable experience…
But this…this was bliss…Just being able to soar beneath the clouds with the cool morning breeze tickling the leather of my wings was heavenly…Granted, I was a little weighed down with my suitcase, but we dragons possess a good deal of strength, even as younglings. I just closed my eyes and let my own momentum carry me forward, my wings spread out to their apexes.
By the time I opened my eyes, I realized I'd made a mistake. Down below, I saw a town, a mere cluster of buildings, sitting at the edge of a dense forest. That must
A poem For SnowdropA poem For SnowdropA poem For Snowdrop2 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
A wind so swift across the Sky
A cloud so soft I want to cry
Im a filly age is 9
but my world just not is fine
I cant see at night nor day
to sound my attention i do pay
manny think I cant do much
I want to proove my special touch.
the winter cold now comes to play
the cold it hitts me on my way
I sit alone here on my cloud
felling all but no bit proud
I want to hear the stars from high
I want to seen them with my eye
mom spoke i dont need them thats a no
but she can see she sees me grow
at shool im hated where to go
i cant see the ball they throw
It hitts me hard its not my falt
the bruse it tasts just
True, True Monkey FriendsChiro: It worked! It worked! Oh, I’m so glad you’re back to normal!True, True Monkey Friends2 months ago in Settings More Like This
Now we need your help.
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
(Antauri joins in) A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a true, true friend
Gibson: Uh, Chiro? Antauri? Your friend is still trapped inside, you know.
Chiro: Sprx needs your help
He’s trying hard, doing what he can
Antauri: Won’t you try, just give it a chance?
You may find that you’ll start to understand
Chiro and Antauri:
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to
Seeking a Texas SunsetSunrise SundaySeeking a Texas Sunset2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Childhood memory
Among week-end cowboys & cowgirls
Riding a Shetland pony called Mr. Frosty Tail
Cradled in the sing-song Rhythm
Of a leather saddle
As hoofs blended
With blades of wild grass
And sandy soil
We trailed behind Buckles
And Uncle E
Under the vast
Sky blue
Seeking a
High rise
Texas
Sunset
Pony In The FieldI saw the pony in SeptemberPony In The Field2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
And the pony ran rabid throughout the
fields
And as I watched the pony
from behind a tree
I identified with her
for her disease made her so alone
and so alone was me
Where the Ponies At [Brony Lyrics]So many ponies in here where do I beginWhere the Ponies At [Brony Lyrics]2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I see this mare, I'm bout to go in
Then she says, I'm here with my friends
She got me thinking and that's when i said
Where the mares at, mares at?
Where the mares at, mares at?
Where the mares at, mares at?
so go get them, we can all be friends!
Hey, bring it on, all them bros!
With the wings and horns
You wanna jam, lets mix, to swear
You're good, I won't tell nobody
You got the wings, i wanna see them
It's all Ponies invited
Wings and horns, them ponies,
Chanel all up in the sky
Celestia's in the castle,
No rules bout it
Blow the whisle to start the race
RD got it, shawty, she n
Petty little nightmares, Ch1 "Melody, I hope tonight never ends."Petty little nightmares, Ch12 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Permafrost laid his wing across the back of his new wife, Midnight melody. Together, the two ponies had just watched the sun set over Canterlot, and now Princess Luna could be seen leaving her castle to bring up the moon. Glancing to Melody's cutie mark, which bore a crescent moon and a single music note, Permafrost smiled gently.
"Want to show the Princess how you got that cutie mark?" he asked, nuzzling the earth pony laying next to him. Sheepishly, Melody looked at the ground and blushed furiously, her eyes darting back and forth from their balcony to her love and to the Princess. Then
The Best Night Ever [Repeat] - Chapter 6“Cause this is Thriller… Thriller Night! And no one’s gonna save you from the Manticore tonight!”The Best Night Ever [Repeat] - Chapter 62 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Everypony was having a huge dance party, with an added emphasis on every pony. As far as Pinkie Pie could tell, nearly every single pony/non-pony who had ever appeared on the show was involved in the number. Every supporting character, every background character, every villain, real or pretend, they were all there and they were all having a blast. In the middle of the entire scene was Spike who was operating the camera, its red light shining bright. Pinkie Pie could barely process the scene in the middle of Ponyvill
When I'm high on sugar...Sonic: OK guys, let's play charades, but with sound cuz I can't stand not speaking!!!! I'll go first. AETHER!! *Spits*When I'm high on sugar...2 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Wolf: MY EYE!!!
Sonic: Wolf, you can guess first.
Wolf: YOU SPAT IN MY EYE!!!!
Sonic: Sorry, wrong answer. Peach?
Peach: Um... Rainbow Dash?
Sonic: That's not even a smasher! Marth?
Marth: *Too busy doing her his nails to notice*
Sonic: MARTHA!!
Marth: Oh, are you talking to me? What are we doing?
Sonic: Playing charades, only with sound. And it's your turn to guess. In case you were wondering, I said "AETHER!!"
Wolf: And he SPAT in my EYE!!
Marth: Oh.... I dunno. I don't really care. *Goes back to doing his nails*
Sonic: *Si
What My Creepy Mark Is Telling MeJack (Silver's mark):What My Creepy Mark Is Telling Me2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
These Pokémon don't listen, no, not one little bit
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my creepy mark is telling me
Silver (Jeff's mark):
I try to be a killer and in every house I creep
But no matter what I try, they never want to go to sleep!
I'm not sure I'm that beautiful, but it's there for all to see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my creepy mark is telling me
Jeff (Masky's mark)
This proxy business ain't so grand, I'm not a Marble Hornets fan
No matter what you say, I won't take or
TwilightTwilight, hear me cry!Twilight2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Do You remember when
Twilight got her new wings then
She became an alicorn, then came back
It was all just a part of Celestia's plan.
Twilight's power was the lock,
Which was ticking like a clock.
A small decision has been made
Give her strength, then take it away!
Ponyville, now the last stand,
Will is broken, armour is bent.
All the gates of hell are now free,
A glimpse of hope, what they can't see.
Ponyville under siege!
The demon army is back, die or protect
Soon they will be Your liege!
Raining fire down upon the forest
Ponyville stand Your ground!
Celestia's evil reign must not supreme
Twilight,
Lunar EmpressLunar Empress,Lunar Empress2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
forever bound to the sun's shadow.
Only loved for its projection,
its falsehood.
Another image, but never its own.
Always unknown.
Princess Luna (a la Bodhisattva)Princess LunaPrincess Luna (a la Bodhisattva)3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Would you fly into my dreams?
Princess Luna
Would you fly into my dreams?
Can you show me?
The way your moonlight gleams
The sparkle of your twilight
Can you show me?
Princess Luna
Princess Luna.
I'm gonna wait all night for you
Princess Luna
I'm gonna wait all night for you
And I'll show you
The way your moonlight gleams
The sparkle of your twilight
Princess Luna
Tru fax about the Reaper PoniesReaper ponies live under the rule of the God of Death, Thanatos ( http://i.imgur.com/pbXGVl3.png ), and they reap the souls of those desceased: Soon to be or long since gone. They recently returned to the world of Equestria after a long retreat to the Land of the Dead, and are finding it difficult to mix with the normal ponies.Tru fax about the Reaper Ponies3 months ago in Sketches More Like This
~ Appearance:
*Reaper ponies will come in Reds, Black, Blues and whites, other colours are rare and any Reaper born with other colours will generally be shunned or executed.
*Reaper ponies can be Unicorns or Pegasi, as Earth Ponies generally carry no magic, which is required for their tasks.
*Reaper pony cutie marks a
Scootaloo (a la Hey Nineteen)Once on a time in Ponyville,Scootaloo (a la Hey Nineteen)3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
When you got your cutie mark wing,
You were with some other little fillies
Straight down from Cloudsdale, hark the herald, sing.
Scootaloo
I don't have any feathers,
I don't have a feather,
No I can't fly at all,
Please give me a ride when you scoot on by.
Scootaloo, that's DJ-P0N3,
She don't remember Vinyl Scratch.
It's hard keeping up with a young Pegasi.
She thinks I'm lazy, but who else is that fast?
Scootaloo
No, I'm not a Pegasus,
I don't have a feather,
No I can't fly at all,
Please give me a ride when you scoot on by.
In seconds flat,
Hm, hm, hmm, you are so much cooler now.
Two bits of Gold,
The swee
Pony Love Finale Final Part The Impossible...(Jake's POV)Pony Love Finale Final Part The Impossible...3 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I awoke in a odd place. It was white, and there was no end to it. I looked around, but nopony was around.
Then, I could faintly see two figures walking towards me. I finally could make them out after a few seconds. The two figures were Midnight and Discord.
"Hey there you two. Where am I?" I asked them.
"I'm sorry Jake, it's over." Said Discord.
"What-what do you mean." I asked them.
"Jake, you breathed your last breath, you're died." Said Midnight.
"Oh... Right," I said looking at the ground. "At least I died to save the one I love, Equestria more."
"But you'll be happy to hear this." Said Midnight.
"Celestia was aware about what was going on down in Ponyville, and she gave me an order." Said Discord. "She told me, 'Jake is down there trying to save Fluttershy. If anything were to happen to him, please, protect him.'" He said in her exact voice.
This is What my Cutie Mark is Telling me - My Ver.[Temper Tandrum]This is What my Cutie Mark is Telling me - My Ver.3 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The sun doesn't rise, no not one little inch
If the moon doesn't sent I'm in for a pinch!
It's up to me to raise it, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me Sunray
[Sunray]
I try to keep them flowing, put a bit of water
But no matter what I try it doesn't matter
I have to coltrol them, it's there for all to see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me SR
[Spinny Wind]
I don't care much for makin'portal and fining blocks ain't such a hoot
No matter what I try, I cannot fix this busted fire shoot
I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me
But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me NP
[Nether Portal]
Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a gem
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some tense
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess?
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me BG
[Brittle Glass]
I
Sta.sh
