Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A certain pegasus flew back into Ponyville to find the entire town completely deserted. She flew all around, obviously checking the homes of her friends. Twilight’s Golden Oaks Library was all books and no ponies, every dessert in Sugarcube Corner was left untouched by Pinkie Pie, Sweet Apple Acres had no work of Applejack’s done, the Carousel Boutique had no Rarity for all those dresses, and Fluttershy’s cottage didn’t have a single living thing even living there.
Once Rainbow Dash checked everywhere else, she did find one caped figure standing in front of the town square. Next to the figure was a life sized statue of Rainbow Dash, but it was wearing a helmet, a red cape with a golden zipper, red strap on and a cloud making a yellow lightning bolt on it, and four golden gauntlets with tiny white wings for each hoof of the statue. The helmet and gauntlets were rainbow colored and had golden coverings to assure they were made of metal.
Once she flew close enough,
10 days of love10 days of love4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The diary of Spike, baby dragon
Note from spike: shut up! A diary IS manly!
Day 1, morning
I'm starting a diary today cause I'm so happy! My love rarity has asked to go on a diamond hunt with me. I'm so exited! Not only cause Il be alone with rarity, but also cause of the gems! YUM!
OH NO! WHY! RARITY HAS BEEN PONYNAPPED! I will get those dogs! Everypony is preparing to go save her with me. They are still trying to figure out what I told them when I came to get them.
Twilight is calling me. IM COMING RARITY!
I'm not sure why she did it. I'm not sure why I liked it. Applejack
Oh I probably better explain what happened.
So we were ready to save rarity and as we tried luring the dogs out of their hole, I was daydreaming about saving rarity. I always get lost in my thoughts when I'm daydreaming so I didn't notice I was pointing my kissing lips to AJ. We told everypony she just told me 'who here loverboy'. Nopony, except for Twilight, knows she kissed me. We ag
A Hard Day's RewardI DO NOT OWN MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC. IT'S THE PROPERTY OF LAUREN FAUST, AND HASBRO. ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED TO THEM.A Hard Day's Reward4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spring was in full swing for the land of Equestria. Throughout the town of Ponyville, All of the citizens were enjoying the beautiful weather. Whether it was from working in the fields to relaxing at the park, they all basked in the warmth of Princess Celestia's sun. At Sweet Apple Acres, it was just another day of bucking apples from the many trees that covered the farm. Near the giant red barn, an apple tree shook and its apples fell from it into a yellow bucket. An orange mare with golden yellow hair, a brown Stetson hat, and emerald green eyes stood with a tired, but proud look smiled at the full bucket. The orange mare, Applejack, took the bucket and made her way out of the orchards. She made her way into the barn, where many more buckets of apples laid there scattered. She placed the bucket amongst one of the few empty spaced, and made her way out. She
Dear Derpy HoovesDear Derpy Hooves,Dear Derpy Hooves4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
When you first appeared on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, you were but an animation error who was on-screen for a few seconds. You were meaningless. But the bronies thought differently. They gave you a job. They gave you a name, a personality, and love. They nurtured you and cared for you.
From the moment you had your first speaking line, the fans squealed. They gave you muffins. They gave you fanfictions. Eventually, they gave you a family: a loving husband, and two beautiful fillies.
Lauren Faust took notice of the brony commitment to you, and she gave you the character model, forever. And now, in The Last Roundup, they have given you a voice. They came to the brony community, and observed what we had done with your character: the funny, clutzy, but good-hearted mare who loved helping ponies out. And they made you canon.
From an animation error to a canon character, we've followed you all the way. Enjoy your special day. We love you, Derpy Hooves.
Review of MLP: FiM's Crystal EmpireReview of MLP: FiM's Crystal Empire3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The big two-parter has arrived! And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is kicking off with the Crystal Empire two-parter.
The first part is about Celestia giving Twilight the rather monumental test of finding a way to protect the Crystal Empire upon its mysterious return from the shadowy King Sombra (meaning shadow in Spanish).
And the second part is focuses more on Twilight finding the Crystal Heart which is key to stopping Sombra.
This two parter is easily the most visually stunning two-parter yet. Everything from movement to lighting to the absolutely gorgeous looking Crystal Empire is incredibly well-designed.
And surprisingly enough, darker as well. As in, there was more liberal use of black and shadows this time around, giving some pivotal scenes more atmosphere.
This willingness to be 'dark' just means that kids get a more well-rounded entertainment. They're gonna' have to use the potty on their own one day after all.
However, that's also the double-edge sword with Crystal Empi
Dragon DreamsDragon Dreams4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bumblebee shifted awkwardly in his little nesting area, unable to get to sleep. He'd woken up when his perfectly happy little dream had turned into a nightmare with nothing but multiple Megatrons chasing him down and ripping his wings off. Unsurprisingly, he didn't want to go back to sleep now he'd escaped them in the land of the living. Realistically, he knew there was only one Megatron and that said Megatron was in his own territory. He knew there was very little chance of Megatron coming within a mile of their little cave but it didn't stop his irrational fear.
There was no way he was going to be able to sleep. At least, not on his own
He looked around the dark cave that served as their home in their small territory on the edge of the Autobot's traditional land (the fact that Megatron was practically their next door neighbour was something he was trying hard to forget), spying Prowl sleeping under a dome of twigs. The black and gold dragon had spent a great deal of time buildi
Operation: Family Chapter 1 Operation: FamilyOperation: Family Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Transformers: Prime Fanfiction
Bumblebee dodged another blast before taking cover behind a rock next to Arcee. The two of them were attempting to get the latest unearthed relic from the Decepticons before they had a chance to use it. But it seemed that the 'Cons weren't going to make this easy for them, which most likely had something to do with the fact that Megatron was there.
"Do you know what that relic does 'Cee?" he questioned.
"No idea, just try not to get hit by it."
Glancing at the rocks around them the scout remembered how he had used the dust and dirt from them to trick Airachnid once. Maybe he could do something similar to give him enough cover to snatch the relic. Quickly he shot at all of the rocks, stirring up a large cloud of dust as a cover before sneaking out to try to get the relic before the 'Cons could leave. Bumblebee thought he was doing a good job when he suddenly felt himself get blasted in the chest.
The NeverFree PrincessThe NeverFree Princess3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
In the land of Equestria, long ago
there were two royal sisters, of that you know
One brought the night, the other the day
But one other princess was hidden away
One so sad, with a broken heart
for in this world she had no part
One who had the gift of will
but nopony needed her still
For ponies ruled the Equestrian land
and setting it free was never planned
So from the castle, one day she fled
ponies watching her fly overhead
She felt so useless, so unneeded
her sorrow ignored, so unheeded
She flew to the south, nopony was there
the land had no will, leaving it bare
She poured her magic into the earth
she saw it all happen, her magic give birth
Birth to a place where all was free
from the weather to the growth of a tree
She brought some ponies to show them her land
they stayed a while, finding it grand
But soon they learned the darker side
of the shadows and what they hide
The creatures that lurked behind the bend
were the kind y
The Alicorn A celestial presence hangs upon the whispering winds, unsung by the prosaic fates,The Alicorn3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
pertaining to a vigil of majesty told of in transcendent scriptures. Whereupon this occurrence,
tales of dissent fall on deaf ears in the midst of these echoes of future yore,
echoes of the flutter of the wings of memory carrying a single clover of fortune.
And thus the Alicorn shall speak, with a voice know by that memory, and bring our peace,
to be the kindle of a spirit in our hearts, the same as was borne in our journey to this place
where the whispering winds blow. And this journey shall continue as we spread the wings
of memory, a transmutation of the stillness of time into our grace upon this land.
TFP: Surprise! (Chapter XI: The Devil You Know...)TFP: Surprise! (Chapter XI: The Devil You Know...)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Lauren grunted, unable to breath, "R-Ryler... p-please let me-GO!"
He set her down, "Why didn't you tell us those stories were real?"
"And why did you tell them Arcee and I are dating?!" growled Jack.
Lauren gulped, "What? I never said that!"
Sonya pulled out the journal Lauren had lent her to read, "It says here that Jack was hit by some sort of thing that switch his and a con's body, then the con like-got himself killed in Jack's body, so Jack stayed a cybretronian, and he and Arcee get together."
Lauren turned red, "Uh..." She looked at Jack, "I-I don't remember that... but-what ever you do-don't tell Cee!"
"Come on, Lauren!" Raph told her, "We need to tell them the plan so we can hit the road. We don't have much time."
Lauren sighed, touching her head, it was burning again, and she felt like at any moment she would keel over. "You explain it to them, Raph... sorry-I need to sit down. You think we could toss Ryler and Sonya in anywhere?"
He nodded, "Yeah, we'll add them to your team
We Can't Save Everyone."Ironhide,"We Can't Save Everyone.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jolt tried to dampen his audio receptors, the broken strain of a familiar voice made the blue Autobot's frame shiver with a mixture of grief and fear. He did not want to turn from the wall of the medical bay, his back being turned away from the rows of berths helping the denial that was coursing through his circuits.
However, he knew the denial would not last long.
The innocent metal of the table before him was easily crushed by the digits of his violently shaking servos.
"Arcee, Chromia, Elita,"
The electricity wielding mech's spark was flaring like solar storm, the shock of what was happening behind him freezing his internal systems. He had thought of all mechs, he would have been able to make it through.
The younger medic could feel the energon in his tanks painfully turn and settle in a nauseating fashion. With every cycle of his fans, he could feel the struts in his legs giving, now it was only the desk that his digits' were curled in
DreamHot Rod sighed as he simply sat on his berth. He had been thinkingthinking about the return of Optimus Prime. He never imagined it, but Optimus was finally back, back from the dead. But could the Autobot leader, the real leader, ever speak to Hot Rod again? It was Hot Rods fault that Optimus died in the first place. If he hadnt been stupid enough to get in the way, Optimus wouldnt have died! It was his fault, and yet, Optimus would look at Hot Rod as if nothing happened.Dream7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Is something wrong Hot Rod?
Hot Rod looked up to see the red and blue Autobot standing in front of him. Hot Rod immediately jumped to his feet at the sight of his leader.
O-Optimus Hot Rod stammered. I-I didnt hear you come in!
Calm down, I just want to talk to you.
Hot Rod tilted his head slightly. What is it?
Optimus paused, staring into the other mechs optics. Ever since I returned, youve
The Worst BirthdayTitle: The Worst Birthday (or not so much)The Worst Birthday4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Summery: Optimus preferred low-key, quiet on-lining sols. He wasn't going to get one.
Series: Transformers Animated
Includes: embarrassment and FAIL!gifts, slight bit of m/m sap at the end
Disclaimer: Only the demented plot, what there is, is mine
Happy birthday, Tashu! Hope you enjoy your pressie!
Optimus had long ago stopped celebrating his on-lining sol. As a sparkling there had never been a big celebration, his creators rarely having much to spare, usually it was just small servo made gifts. After his creators off-lining there wasn't much point to celebrating. The orphanage was always running short of energon on a regular basis, and it only seemed to upset the caretakers to not be able to make a bigger deal about it. Some of the other orphans didn't even know their on-lining sols, so it was simple enough to ask to be included in the small gathering of sparklings and younglings and blend
Concerning Rainbow DashAh, this peace and quiet's been nice! Haven't met with any crazed weirdos late-Concerning Rainbow Dash3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
WHOA! WATCH OUT OR I'M GONNA-
OOF!! Ughh, spoke too soon
Ow, ow oh whoops! Sorry about that, heh heh! Didn't mean to crash into you. I was practicing my super running skills!
and why were you running around like some crazed maniac?
HEY! I'm not a maniac! Although I guess I am a bit crazy for speed. I'm trying to be like my hero Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash! The speediest, most agile, gutsiest, most styling, coolest, awesomest, radicalest, pegasus to ever come out of Cloudsdale!
Another pony person? Oy, this is gonna be a fun day
Did you say fun! I love fun things! Rainbow Dash loves fun things!
Does she now? Or he?
SHE! And before you say anything, she is not a lesbian or anything just because of the whole rainbow thing! Well, not that I know of anyway.
How nice. Alright, let's get this over with. What does this Rainbow Dash do f
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#91) Me and my boyfriend have been bronies from the beginning and we've been thinking about having a kid. We heard somewhere that they can inject animal DNA into the womb in the first few weeks to give the child animal-like features. We think this would be the coolest thing ever but we fear others will frown on it and our beautiful pony child will be looked down upon. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think your sources are quite credible. You can, indeed, inject animal DNA into the womb to create animal-human hybrids. That's why you quite often see dog-boys, cat-girls and giraffe-children walking around town centres. It's becoming more acceptable nowadays, but you might want to give it a few more years before you try it out, just to avoid the beast-baby facing ridicule at school. They may have an elephant-teacher, which would help the child feel more 'normal', but if all the class-mates are human, or another form of animal hybrid, it could be difficult for them
Revisionist HistoryRevisionist History4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A white unicorn in royal robes and sparkling crown stood atop a snow-spotted peak. The blizzard responsible for it had been thwarted a full week prior--and hopefully, forever--but from her vantage point, its effects could still easily be seen across the horizon.
In its half-melted state, the snow highlighted the flora of the land below, causing several colors of the rainbow to shine under the moonlight.
Princess Platinum smiled. They almost hadn't done it. Heaven knew she hadn't contributed all that much to their cause.
At that moment, however, she at last heard the hoofsteps of one who had.
"Ahh, Clover the Clever," Platinum greeted the brown-robed violet unicorn who had just traversed the peak's leading trail. "Thank you for showing. I... did not wish to inconvenience you whilst you were napping."
Clover nodded with a light, airy smile. "I appreciate it. Still, I came as soon as I read your note. Is anything the matter?"
Platinum allowed a small, peaceful smile of her own to cros
TFA: Cheering Up a PrimeTFA: Cheering Up a Prime5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Title: Cheering Up a Prime
Warnings: angst, fluff, slash
Summary: Optimus has been suffering from stress, and Bumblebee wants the Prime to relax. He has a few methods that might work.
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. I make no profit from this.
A/N: Written for CadaverousPallor. Wanted a fic based off this pic. You need an account to be able to view it. http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/660080/
Bumblebee grumbled as he sulked in the corner of the warehouse, optics fixed on Optimus sitting on a couch a few feet away. While the others were attending a carnival with Sari, he was stuck at the base for setting off a few paint bombs in Ratchet's medbay. Optimus was livid, and he had chewed Bumblebee out worse than Ratchet. The harshness of Optimus' words had taken Bumblebee by surprise. He didn't understand what the big deal was. It was just a harmless prank, but ever since Megatron reappeared, Optimus was prone to snapping over little things. Opti
Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire)Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire)3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Stratovarius
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Rediscovery (Rebirth of the Empire)
Where did the world once disappear
When we were praying for freedom
The light was blinding my eyes,
Then darkness came;
Was that the end…?
What waited were the graying walls
Lifeless city and kingdom
Is this the worth of my existence
Has nothing changed?
Am I alive and trapped in the death
Or dead and lost my afterlife
Was I ever anything else
Than these crippling chains around my neck
They say time has forgotten our life
Yet the scars are still fresh in my heart
Can't I just leave it behind
Can't I just forget it all
Am I a ghost that's wandering the earth
I remember nothing more but pain
I saw the light once faded
Is there meaning to even try to escape
They say time has forgotten our life
Yet the scars are still fr
Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire)Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire)3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Crystal Empire Trilogy
– Ponies with Battlelore
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Blind Greed (Fall of the Empire)
Tower rose in the winter night
Traveler's beacon in the arctic fields
Once it shone from the northern land
Mellowing the coldest of winds
"No constraints of flesh
May prevent my revival
My day of return will come
From the deep ice I rise once more…"
City that glows in light
Shining realm of knowledge and arts
Power from deepest of ties
Shimmered under the stars
Empire of the crystal kin
Until the days turned dark
Faded the lights into dim
I still remember the golden days, Empire of the North
Beacon of unity and love
Crystal Heart their guiding light
Realm of peace now tortured
Enslaved under your will
Tarnished the hearts of joy
How could you let it be ruined…
Seeds of their misery, countless distraught
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#101) Why do so many bronies lie about their gender? So many (guys) pretend to be girls and it's weird. This one guy pretended he was a slutty girl pony so guys would sex roleplay with him and treat him nicer and flirt with him. Am I the only person who thinks this is creepy? You shouldn't lie about who you are, should you?
Answer: Of course you shouldn't lie about who you are. You should know everything about everyone. I don't befriend someone unless I know at least the following details: what their blood type is; where they grew up; if they have a history of heart failure in the family; when they started to walk; what their first word was; how many kids they plan on having (if any); and so on. The list is endless, and even then you can't trust people.
Concealing information is fair enough, but lying about information is a bit of an odd one. On the one hand you have the power to be whoever you want to be online – if you're a weedy, anxious individual who can't co
You're Warriors obsessed when-HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE WARRIORS OBSESSED:You're Warriors obsessed when-5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
-You start calling your cats names of the characters in Warriors (ehhh...not that I do that or anything ._.)
-All you ever draw are Warriors related pictures
-You randomly start blabbering about an awesome part in one of the books to your friends who possibly have no clue what the heck your talking about
-You suddenly want to dress up as a cat for Halloween @__@
-You get afraid that your cat will run away and go join a clan of wild cats
-You start making fan-animations and posting them on youtube
-Every single one of your book reports in school are on a Warriors book
-You stop watching TV and playing video games because you want to go and READ
-You suddenly wonder if cats really have nine lives...
-Almost all of your OC's are Warriors
-You call your friend mouse-brained when they do something stupid X(
-You spend hours trying to find a song with lyrics that fit your Warriors OC perfectly X__X
-When your friend's cat dies, you tell them "i