SlendySlendy3 years ago in Horror More Like This
run run hide hide don't look back...night in this forest is black black black
run run hide hide please don't trip...do you hear that sound? drip drip drip
run run hide hide stepped on a stick...he's behind you, crick crick crick
run run hide hide darkness falls...curse in silence, balls balls balls
run run hide hide what was that...back against a tree, trapped trapped trapped
run run hide hide he's right here...open your eyes! fear fear fear
run run hide hide he's caught you...now there is silence.....no more you
MexPiri Drabble - The BestThe year was 1667.MexPiri Drabble - The Best3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
New Spain and Philippines were two of Spain’s many colonies back then. They had been introduced to one another just over a century ago, with the former acting as a friend and caretaker of sorts to the latter. What helped keep their connection stable during those times was the inauguration of the Manila-Acapulco Galleon Trade. Usually it was New Spain who visited the female archipelago, but this time he decided to switch it up, bring her back to his.
The two, young teenagers in appearance, were walking hand in hand throughout Mexico City. Philippines wasn’t familiar with what the city used to be. Tenochtitlan. Only New Spain would ever understand the beauty of what this city was like before he was struck by colonialism. He could only offer Philippines a smile as she admired the new architecture that spread through the land.
Still, it was great to watch her smile. He knew there was a lot she missed also. They both had family they’d been separated from
CielXReader- Chapter 18He watches with a million eyesCielXReader- Chapter 183 years ago in Romance More Like This
Eight legs that creepy stalk
He scuttles up your sleeves
Daring you to talk
Listen, he will
With invisible ears
Taunting and learning
Your irrational fears
And he will droop and swing
On a home that grows wider
He is either friend or foe
The ever watching spider.
Alois stood on his balcony edge leaning his purple clothed arms on the white, furnished wood. He gazed out across the many acres of his manor. The garden, which was being tended now, was far bigger than necessary. His front yard was empty, the cobblestones for carriages freshly swept of all lingering snow. Little flakes drifted from the sky, but they were not strong. They melted seconds before even getting a chance to meet with the ground. The blonde sighed, twirling one of his golden locks.
A butterfly, specifically one of the rarest in the world, flitted through the sky in a series of circles. Alois recognized the type immediately from the creature's wings.
"A Glass winged butterfly
After eternity- Female!Ciel x Sebastian- part 1After eternity- Female!Ciel x Sebastian- part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
The moon shines brightly through the windows and enlightens my mirror image. I'm wearing a strapless white dress and white lilies decorate my long gray bluish hair. A grumble rolls over my lips when I look at myself. "Seriously, why did I even bother to dress up so fancy! Tch, it's just some stupid prom anyway!" An amused snicker startles me and almost makes me squeak.
"It's not just any prom you know, it's an honor to be invited to the Red Moon-prom."
Annoyed I turn around and look at the smirking young man behind me.
"You mean it's an honor for you, because you were invited. I'm just you're little pet, following you everywhere the oh mighty Lord Sebastian wishes to go to."
A sly grin spreads on his perfect lips as his eyes turn slightly pink.
"I just love that stubborn and dominant personality of yours. But you know, my love " He wraps his strong arms around my waist and pulls me close to his chest. "You should give up already, I'm the master now, remember." M
UT: A Death God's Past ~ Genesis ~ The year 1882. The place, Britain. The time early morning...UT: A Death God's Past ~ Genesis ~3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A small boy, accompanied by his parents, walks into the shop of an undertaker. Known in the area as being supremely efficient, the family turns to him for assistance in securing the fate of their late child.
"Come in! Come in! What is it you want?" shouts the man from behind his desk. The father, closing the door behind him, steps forward with pounds in his hand.
"I will compensate you splendidly for the undertaking of my child she died a few days ago on the stage, and therefore is need of immediate burial preparations, so "
The undertaker swipes his hand forward, signaling the man to step back promptly.
"I will certainly accept your generous compensation, but it will cost more than that to subdue me into burying your child "
"Harold!" exclaims the woman, pulling her husband back towards her
Sisters Suck - TSP Episode 3Threadbare South ParkSisters Suck - TSP Episode 34 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #3: "Sisters Suck"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 3)
NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. Being South Park, it has some naughty language. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY 'THREADBARE'...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
Sunday morning, the Marsh house: in Shelly's room, Shelly is beating Stan over the head with a shoe.
Stan: Ah, Jesus! Shelly, stop it! Stop!
Shelly: You stay in your corner, turd! You made me do this!
Stan runs out of the room and into the kitchen. His parents are there, dressed up nicely.
Sharon: Stanley, why aren't you dressed ye
Seeking Warmth, When it SnowsSeeking Warmth, When it Snows3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Snake stood in the doorway of Joker's tent, his eyes widening in amazement as the white flakes danced their way down from the cloudy sky, settling on every surface and making the outside baths turn into thick ice. He experimented with it him his hand, unsure of what it was exactly. It felt cold and wet; numbing his fingers through his red mittens Beast had given his the previous day. A flake landed onto his nose, making Snake go cross-eyed as he tried to get a better look at this strange new substance. But before he even had a chance to take hold of it, it disappeared from sight. Shouts brought his attention to a group of children running by, throwing balls of the white cold at one another while making crunching noises with their boots, leaving behind them deep footprints. Others rolled it into giant balls, placing rocks into it to make a face and sticks for arms. What was this?
Joker stood by his bed, adjusting his hair so it fell out of its usual bun and around his shoulders, a warm
One of the Girls: Pt. 1 - TSP Episode 15Threadbare South ParkOne of the Girls: Pt. 1 - TSP Episode 154 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #15: "One of the Girls"
(TSP Season 2 Episode 3)
This story is based partly on the premise of the episode "The List," but takes place after the events of that episode.
Unlike other Threadbare South Park episodes, this is written in the form of a narrative. I am (slowly) making progress on converting it to a script.
Part 1. The Other List
Charlie May Pierzynski, Fourth Grader and Amateur Ukulele Player, stands on the stage in the auditorium for the fourth grade talent show. Dressed in a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, she strums her ukulele, closes her eyes, and (in a childish voice with a slightly Western accent) she starts to sing the classic western song, "Home on the Range."
"Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam! Where the deer and the antelope play! Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day! Home, home on the range! Where the deer and the antelope play! Where seldom is
Dealing with Art Thieves, Trolls and ScammersdeviantART is a lovely site, one of the best I've come across. However, like all good things, it has it's bad side. This guide teaches you how to deal with those really bad things, art thieves, trolls and scammers.Dealing with Art Thieves, Trolls and Scammers3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
These people can be really distressing for an artist. They can find themselves in a situation which they don't know how to handle. Hopefully, this first part should guide you on how to deal with them.
~If someone steals your art
If you are informed or find out yourself that your artwork was stolen, go straight to the deviation and proceed with these three steps:
Step 1: Say something like 'This art is stolen, please delete it.' If, within a week, the art is gone, forget about it. If not, carry on to step two.
Step 2: Return to the deviation and tell them again 'This art has been stolen from me, delete it.'. Again, if the art is gone within a week, forget about it.
Girl Scout Cookies - TSP Episode 13Threadbare South ParkGirl Scout Cookies - TSP Episode 134 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #13: "Girl Scout Cookies"
(TSP Season 2 Episode 1)
NOTE: I do not own South Park, but I wish I did. This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language and a surprisingly tolerable original character. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. Enjoy.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
Cartman, his mom, and Becca are at South Park Food Mart, going down the snack food aisle. Becca sits in the shopping cart. Cartman grabs all the different items he wants.
Cartman: Ooh, Twinkies! We're getting low on those [He grabs three boxes.] And Doritos I want Nacho Cheese, and Ranch, and Sour Cream
Ms. Cartman: Now, Eric, we can't buy all of these thi
The HourglassThe Hourglass3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Well, that was much easier than I'd thought, with things going as they had there shouldn't have been help at the final moment. A pull of the pocket watch tucked in my jacket, I glance at the time and scowl. Deviating from the planned schedule yet again...And I'm supposed to be the one enforcing it!
I round the corner faced with the enormous mansion my master lives in. The sun is just beginning to peak out from the shadows as the sky returns from a cloak of heavy black to its dull blue shade. Unlocking the front door, the three protecters of the house sit at the bottom of the staircase fast asleep like limp dolls on a bookshelf. Awakened by my footsteps Meyrin perks up and with a startled yelp rushes over to me, from the ruckus having not so happy Bard and Finny out of their peaceful slumber.
I read her expression, eyes rimmed black from the past day's e
One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 2"One of the Girls"One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Part 2. In the Hood
The next day, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle are standing at the bus stop when Stan and Charlie walk up. Stan is dressed the same as always, but Charlie wears her hood over her head in a style similar to Kenny's. The three boys stare at her for a few seconds. Kenny glares at her.
"Hey guys? Is Kenny kind of ugly?" asks Charlie. Her voice is somewhat muffled, though her hood doesn't obscure her voice as much as Kenny's.
"(The fuck, bitch?)" Kenny snaps.
"I mean, not that it matters or anything," Charlie says. "I'm not one to talk. And I don't even know what you look like under there. But it seems like wearing a hood all the time would be a really good idea if somebody was just kind of ugly."
The boys stare at her oddly.
"Dude," Stan says, shaking his head. "You really don't think before you start talking, do you?"
"See?" Kyle says loudly, pointing at Charlie. "See? I told you this would happen, but you had to go and look at that stupid List anyway
Save Me From Myself 3Save Me From Myself 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey Guys! Alright, this is going to have to be a short chapter. I'm really sorry! My dad actually had to go into the hospital today. He woke up in the middle of the night and was in a lot of pain, so the ambulance had to come and take him to the hospital. The good news, I just got a call from my mom and he's doing fine, which is a relief. My goal is to update every day, so I wanted to squeeze this chapter in before I leave for the hospital. See, this is how much I love you all. Well, I think I've rambled enough now, enjoy this next chapter!
Whoa. I stepped into the giant room with a small sitting area and a big desk in the middle with a big chair turned around facing the window. "Young Master, Miss Annabel is here to see you." Sebastian bowed to the blue chair.
"Sit." The voice said. It sounded cold and demanding, so I figured I better sit down before something bad happens. Wait, didn't that voice sound strangely, immature? I slid into the comfy chair in the sitting a
UT: A Death God's Past ~ Persephone ~ I suppose you could say that because of my mother's death, my sister and I were left with nothing. It is true, certainly, that we were deprived of the gentle nurturing one only gets from a mother, but only to an extent, at least that's how it was to meUT: A Death God's Past ~ Persephone ~3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
We may not have had a mother, but we had a father who provided us with everything we needed to survive. He was a very wealthy man because of his business, we hardly ever saw him. This was acceptable to us, only because we already knew what it was like to be left alone to, fend for ourselves if need be
My sister and I grew up in a castle surrounded by servants and nursemaids to keep us company. Although it was a rather gruesome place with the walls creaking and the tree branches tapping the windows at night, I
"What is her name?"
The undertaker looks down at Victor, who is gazing attentively at him from his place on the sto
Mistletoe Immunity - TSP Episode 7Threadbare South ParkMistletoe Immunity - TSP Episode 74 years ago in Humor More Like This
Episode #7: "Mistletoe Immunity: A Musical Christmas Adventure"
(TSP Season 1 Episode 7)
NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
The kids are in the third grade classroom, staring at the clock as Mr. Garrison speaks.
Mr. Garrison: So that's how Napoleon celebrated Christmas in 1962. Are there any questions?
Cartman: Come on, come on could this clock move any slower?
Mr. Garrison: Excuse me, Eric
Fall of the House of Pierzynski Pt. 1ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.Fall of the House of Pierzynski Pt. 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
The third grade students are standing around and talking in the classroom when the bell rings for school to start. Many of the kids are dressed up in suits, scrubs, etc. Mr. Garrison enters the room.
Mr. Garrison: Alright, children, let's settle down now. Take your seats. [The kids disperse and sit down in their seats.] Now, I hope you've all been working hard on your Career Projects, because we're going to start presenting them today.
Kyle (whispering to Stan): I'm gonna be a detective!
Stan (whispering to Kyle): I'm gonna be a marine biologist.
Cartman (snickering): You two are total fags.
Mr. Garrison: Now, who would like to volunteer to go first? [Clyde raises his hand.] Okay, Clyde, why don't you get us started?
One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 3"One of the Girls"One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 34 years ago in Humor More Like This
Note: I know Bebe is a character that some people like and some people hate. Personally, I'm actually pretty neutral. I portray Bebe as a bitch in this story because it works for the story I'm trying to tell. Bebe is a character who, on the show, only has prominent roles every once in a while, and when they do come about, her personality varies widely. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society," she's a victim. In "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," she's a bitch. I'm using "Bebe the bitch" as a character here.
Part 3. Charlie Gets a Makeover
Just after four that afternoon, Bebe and the girls stand outside the Old Navy, talking and laughing amongst themselves. Wendy, who is shopping at the mall by herself, sees them. She glances up at the letters spelling the name of the store, then she looks back at the girls. Confused, she approaches them. The girls stop giggling and face her.
"Oh, hi, Wendy," says Bebe with a smile.
Wendy smiles back, but looks somew
Atmora Marius,Homestuck Alternian Troll SelfAtmora Marius,Homestuck Alternian Troll Self2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Art (c) RobictheEscapist
:33 *sees a fellow troll and hopes he/she will never know of my iNsAnE days.* It seems like this is a pe(o)p(le) who is as mahinhin [shy] as I
Blood color: Indigo
Interests: bad movies and magical girls (ThAt iNcLuDes PuElLa MaGi MaDoKa MaGiCa OuO)
Consorts: red caecilians
Dreams on: Derse
Typing quirk: :33 *occasionally mimics her patron troll’s typing quirk when chatting to a fellow troll* Other than that, she will often reply by imitating the syntax and match the emoticons her fellow chatter had use. Since recently, she’s shortening her words and using terms from other plane
One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 4"One of the Girls"One of the Girls: A South Park Fanfic - Pt. 44 years ago in Humor More Like This
Part 4. That's Amore
Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Charlie enter the gymnasium, which has been decked out with streamers and balloons for the dance.
Token, wearing a tuxedo and a frown, greets them at the door.
"Welcome to the Martin Luther King Day dance," he says in a tired monotone. "Please leave your coats in the storage closet. Direct all music requests to the DJ."
Kyle, Kenny, and Charlie head over to deposit their coats in the closet. Cartman doesn't: he stays rooted to the spot, looking around the gymnasium in confusion.
"Token," he says after a long pause, " the fuck?"
"Where are all the Cajuns and gangstahs and professional athletes?" Cartman demands.
"What are you talking about? It's a dance. Go dance," Token says with annoyance, gesturing toward the mostly empty dance floor.
Cartman glares at Token. "Goddamn it! I came here for soul and funk and rhythm and blues, not middle-class white suburban garbage! I want my racial stereotypes!"
Dating: It's a Process - TSP Valentine's SpecialThreadbare South Park: Valentine's Day SpecialDating: It's a Process - TSP Valentine's Special4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Dating: It's a Process"
Contest Entry Version
To ze lovely readers from the Kyle Broflovski Fan Club:
This is (obviously) an entry for the Valentine's Day contest. The story is set when the kids are in the fourth grade. I feel I must warn you about something: this story is an abridged version of an "episode" of my South Park fanfiction series, and it centers around Kyle and an original character. Now, I can see the wincing and cringing, but bear with me it isn't as bad as it sounds.
Thank you and enjoy.
ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODEEVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLEARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP.... POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE.
DATE: JAN. 27 (FRIDAY)
TIME: 09:04 PM
COUNTDOWN: 18 DAYS
Stan and Charlie
Kyle Whisper - Friends Forever Part 1Kyle Whisper - Friends Forever Part 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Shhhh! Be quiet!" says Kyle to Krissy and Barnabus, who are tip-toeing behind him while he is floating in mid air.
Kyle Whisper is with his friends Krissy Persinger and Barnabus Danes, as they sneak down a corridor inside a sports leisure centre, as a ghost has been reported to be inside the local gym.
"So, what is this type of powers does this ghost have?" asks Krissy.
"Some of the running athletes say it had like 12 arms and was throwing basketballs covered in ectoplasmic goo, " replies Kyle. "I say you guys who stay clear, and make sure your ecto-lasers are ready."
The three of them walk around the corner to find the entrance to the woman's lockers room.
"I think the entrance to the gym is this way."
"You have ghost powers, can't you scout the area before going through so we know where this spook is?" says Krissy.
"Now Krissy," says Barnabus. "Don't be so hasty, we can take a trip through the woman's locker room, I mean, there may be some locker doors open that some of the ladies ha
ItalyXReader PizzaItalyXReader Pizza4 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hello, this is Ray's Pizza, how may I help you?" you ask cheerfully as you answered the phone. You had been looking for a job for quite a while and had finally got one, at a pizza place but it was still a job. You lightly twirl the cord of the phone around your finger and you place an order form on the counter in front of you. Carefully you pick up your pen and nod as you listen to the order. "A pepperoni pizza?" you ask and nodded as the man on the other side of the phone confirmed the order. You pause in your writing, your eyes widening in shock. "Twenty extra large sized pepperoni pizzas?" you ask in disbelief. Yes, you knew people called for a lot of pizzas for parties but this was outrageous. "Yes, I love pizza and so does my brother, Ve~" the male voice cheered. You held the phone away from your ear for a moment and the slowly move it back to your ear. "Just two of you?" you ask slowly and deliberately. You blink a couple times wh
Goodbye Yesterday (KorPiri fic preview)Maricela's eyes widened as the young man's body came hurtling down, breaking through the aquatic surface and sinking into the deep blue. The wave jolted, thrashing up onto the grassy shore just metres from her position. Her breath was caught in her throat as she watched and waited on the riverside. Would that man resurface or not?Goodbye Yesterday (KorPiri fic preview)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She had only noticed him briefly before the occurrence. A stranger had a hand pressed to the back of this young man's head and then he fell limp from the bridge they stood on. The stranger disappeared as the man took a dive into the river below. She didn't know what to make of it. It wasn't her business.
Still, this young man was not appearing. Maricela glanced around – nobody else was helping..! She hastily shoved her books and stationary onto the lush green and hurried into the water. Drawing in a quick breath, she plunged herself underwater. The water wasn't all that dirty. It didn't take long for her to spot the young man, but it was going to be tougher w