Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von Monroe2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Green x Reader. Run-ins.Green x Reader. Run-ins.8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The morning Light came through my Window as my Alarm clock went off.
*Beep beep beep*
“What time is it?...............IT’S 9:00!!!! I’m going to be Late!!!” I got out of bed, and went to my closet to change out of my Pajamas.
My name is Green. I am the Viridian City Gym leader, I am also very famous and popular, but I hate being late for work. Whenever I am late Gramps is there to yell at me.
I ran as fast as I could. When I wasn’t looking I ran full throttle to a person, throwing them to the ground.
“Hey Watch where you’re going!!” I said yelling at them not noticing It was really my fault.
“Well excuse me, you were the one who ran into me. So you watch where you’re going!”
I looked up to see it was a girl. She had (hair length)(hair color) hair, and (eye color) eyes, it was hard to tell at first, because she was looking at her hands. They were all scrapped, and covered in blood, from when I ran into
DahvieXJayy storyDahvieXJayy story4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I don't know why Daniel broke up with me, he just did. Right on stage in front of a whole audience, just as we were about to perform. He didn't know how much I loved him. We were so deeply in love, and it was so hard letting go of him, but I managed to do it with Dahvie around
The night of the brake up, the ride home was painfully silent, neither me or Dahvie spoke a word. When we got back to the house, I slammed the door shut behind me. I didn't bother washing off my smeared makeup or changing, I just dropped down on to my little bed on the floor. Dahvie stood in the doorway "Night, Jayy sorry about what happened" I sighed. "It's okay I guess" I said, trying not to cry. Dahvie started to walk away, then he took one last glance at my miserable face, and the tiny uncomfortable looking mattress on the cold hard ground. He signed. " Hey Jayy?" I looked up at Dahvie. "um " He hesitated. "Do you wanna, um maybe sleep
Soul Eater x Reader: A Kiss Under The MistletoeSoul Eater x Reader: A Kiss Under The Mistletoe2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Since Christmas is two days away...
I'M WRITING A CHRISTMAS THEMED READER INSERT!!! I hope you people enjoy this!!!!!!!
Also I hope everyone here on DeviantART have a wonderful and blessed Holidays!!
I'm seriously freezing... Even Though I'm curled up in a blanket......
You snuggled into your jacket as you walked up the steps of the DWMA with your Meister. "I hate the cold...” you muttered to no one.”Aww Cheer up (Name)-Chan!!~" Your Meister Tora said laughing. "Shut Up!!!" You snapped. Tora smiled. "I don't think Soul would appreciate your crankiness." She stated.You sigh and place your arms around the back of your head. "I just don't like the cold.." you exclaimed. Tora opened the door and yanked you inside. "THE GLORIOUS WARMTH!!" You screamed. People looked at you like this: O__o. You blushed from embarrassment. "Oi!! Weirdos quit the staring." Tora said laughing. You smi
Jayy Von's Average Life 2Jayy Von's Average Life 22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Hey Jayy what's up?" Dahvie innocently asks him.
"Nothing. Why? What's with the look on your face?"
"Oh, what look?"
"You know, the one you're making"
"What about it?"
"It's too.....innocent. Dahvie what did you do now?" Jayy puts his hands on his hips.
"I didn't do anything." Innocent face.
"Then why are you apcting so suspicious?"
"What?" Jayy begins to use his stern mother voice.
"Heh, is this yours?" pulls out Jayy's sandwich from earlier.
"God dammit, you stole my sandwich?!"
"I took a bite. It was tasty."
"Chase me, Jayy" Dahvie says over his shoulder playfully.
So the chase begins as Jayy playfully chases Dahvie around the house.
"Gimme my sandwich back!" Jayy growls at Dahvie as he whips around the kitchen corner.
Dahvie suddenly stops, turns around and says to Jayy, "Gimme, gimme never gets. Don't you know your manners yet." then sticks his tongue out at him and continues running after him.
Jayy nearly crashes into Dahvie when he said that then catches h
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P6Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P63 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy flirting with the Starbucks
guy and Dahvie being all awkward.
"I said I wanted youtocuminmy latte" Jayy smiles.
"Is this right, you want me to cum in your
latte?" guy working all weirded out by his
"Uh, I just wanted my iced frappaino" Dahvie
starts almost crying.
"Dude chill I got this." Jayy whispers to him.
"Sigh, I'll go hit on chicks or something."
"So, how about that coffee?" Jayy flirtously asks.
"Wanna get diner some time?"
"By the way, I'm Jayy Von Monroe"
"Here's my number, call me sometime Johm."
"Oh here's your friends coffee and a latte for
"Thanks" Winks and goes to find Dahvie.
"Here's your frappacino, wanna go now?"
So they walked out of Starbucks happily (Jayy)
and drinking their coffee.
"So what's his name?"
"You gonna leave me alone now that you have a boyfriend?"
"Maybe.." Winks at Dahvie
"Ugh. Why me?"
"Giddy up, horsie" Smacks Dahvie's ass.
"I hate my f---ing life"
"I hate you too sometimes"
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P1Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
One day Dahvie Vanity woke up in his house and
looked next to him. "OH MY GOD what is Jayy Von Monroe
doing in my bed?!" Dahvie thought to himself. Awkward
So Dahvie got out of bed and got dressed. "Why am I
naked" thought Dahvie. Then he went to the kitchen
and got himself some cereal. Which he ate in his
living room while watching tv.
Half an hour later, Jayy woke up.
"So what happened last night?" Dahvie says to Jayy
as he's getting his cereal.
"Umm, well I don't know but it was fun. Because we
got drunk." Jayy explains to Dahvie.
"Well that explains a lot" Dahvie grumbles.
Jayy grabs his cereal and sit across the couch
from Dahvie. They eat in silence watching watching tv.
Dahvie finihes his cereal.
"Well,I guess I'll go take a shower now." Dahvie says
over his shoulder at Jayy.
After Dahvie showered he stood in his washroom,
then got dressed. He looked around his washroom
and got out his blow-dryer. Then he dries and brushes
"Where's my hair straightner? Damn it
Loveotomy - Javie One-ShotI can live a better life without you on my mindLoveotomy - Javie One-Shot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Don't need you to decide without you I'll be fine
"Jayy wait!" I yelled as he grabbed his keys.
"Dahvie, I just.. I can't do this, ok?" he said, looking at me sadly. I knew I looked like shit. I knew that my make-up was fucked up from my tears, and my hair was still fucked up sex hair.
"Jayy please I didn't mean to say it it just slipped out!"
He just shook his head and left, leaving me lying in bed sobbing my heart out.
I should've known something this perfect would've be so damn destructive
I can live a better life without you on my mind
It had all started that morning. Jayy and I had been in a sex-only relationship for a while now. No feelings. Just sex.
I had curled up to his side, using his chest as my pillow, running my fingers over his perfect abdomen.
"You're so perfect." I whispered and I could feel him chuckle as he ran his fingers through my hair.
"Not as perfect as you and your fat cock." he giggled and I smiled.
Phan- 'Deaf'An eight year old Dan skipped happily around the school playground as he played with his two best friends, Chris and PJ. It was the beginning of the autumn term, and Dan was just happy to be back with his friends. As the bell went to tell everyone to go and line up outside the appropriate classroom, a teacher took Dan aside.Phan- 'Deaf'2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Dan, would you like to do me a special job?" The kind voice of the head teacher asked. Dan nodded, and she led him to her office. "There's a new boy joining us this afternoon, and I wanted to see if you wanted to look after him,"
"Okay," Dan agreed,
"The thing is, he's deaf, so you won't be able to communicate with him very well,"
"I trust that you'll make him feel very welcome, and that you will make sure that he is happy," Dan nodded, and went back into his classroom.
"Class, this is Phil. He's deaf, but he's very friendly, and I'm sure any communication barriers will be broken down pretty quickly," The class teacher announced. She signed a few words to Ph
It All Started With A Bet - DahviexJayy"You lost the bet Jayy you have to do it." I urge, nudging him.It All Started With A Bet - DahviexJayy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"But I don't want to." he whines.
I stare at Jayy as he dances around the kitchen, eating Twizzlers, in a pair of booty shorts we plan on adding to the merch store.
As he does some belly dancing move, I feel my jeans begin to grow tighter.
Shit shit shit shit shit! I think frantically. He looks over at me taking a bite of another Twizzler, then his eyes trail down my body to my lap. I feel my face flush red as he smirks and walks over to me.
"Well well well, what do we have here?" he asks in a tone of voice that makes me get even harder.
He's just so fucking sexy.
His hand brushes over my crotch, and I suck in a breath, a shudder going through my body.
"Jesus boy." he growls, and I instantly know he's nearly as turned on as I am, "You're hard as a rock."
I swallow my nerves and look at him, our heights even for once since I'm sitting on the counter. "Why don't you help me with that little problem t
Boredom strikes again!! :DIts getting closer to midnightBoredom strikes again!! :D2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
And all the freaks are still in town
There creeping around the corners
Skulking in the dark
There always there when you've got your back turned
Can you get out alive?
Before this miserable town becomes your tomb until the end of time?
Its getting close to the day light
But you know there coming closer
To drag you back
There is no running away
Cause you know that there coming soon
Time is running out
And we both know you cant make it out of here alive.
Jahvie Stranded Chap 1I woke up and the events from the previous day flooded back into my head. The plane crash, the captain dying, Jayy saving us. I looked over at Jayy sleeping on the other couch. He looks so cute when hes sleeping. I went over there to shake him awake. He woke up after a couple shakes and looked at me with his brown eyes. He got up and I hugged him tightly. I pulled back and looked at him sadly.Jahvie Stranded Chap 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
“We are stranded aren’t we?” I asked scared knowing the answer. He nodded sadly at me. I gasped remembering my phone was in my pocket. I pulled it out and searched for service on the plane. I yelled out dammit when I couldn’t get one signal bar. My phone was just about dead too.
“Come on. Let’s go search of what’s on this island.” He grabbed the bag of what I’m assuming is the emergency bag and put it on his shoulder. He grabbed my hand and let down a rope ladder. Hm, he must have put it there. He went down the ladder then I went down. We loo
Jahvie Stranded Chap 2I yawned as I woke up and looked down to see Dahvie smiling up at me. I just shook my head and laughed. I snuggled into him under the blankets and shut my eyes. I sighed contently. We laid there for a couple minutes and decided we should get up and look for a beach. I got up and stretched out my sore tight muscles. I grabbed some food and water out of the bag and gave some to Dahvie. We have to conserve our food until we can find something edible. We finished up our food and out the door we went.Jahvie Stranded Chap 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
We walked until we heard a noise. We stopped dead in our tracks as we came face to face with a bear. I was scared for my dear life. I tried staying as still as possible. Dahvie stood there with his lip quivering as I whispered for him to be quiet. They can sense fear if close. We stood for another moment and then the bear walked away. As soon as it was out of earshot we let out our breaths that we kept in. Dahvie clung to me shaking. I rubbed his back and we started walking again.
We walked fo
The Cherries Were BreathtakingA kiss, I melt. It's every dream I wish for.The Cherries Were Breathtaking6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your lips; lush, soft and pressed against mine.
Redder than the cherries you love so dearly;
Sweeter than the chocolate that you lace them with.
My breath catches in my chest, I'm pinned to the moment.
Let these seconds last forever and never,
I'm not sure I can bring myself to hope for more.
So we kiss and I'll wonder what sweetness outshines
the sweetest of lips against mine-laced chocolate across cherries.
Birthday Special"Happy Birthday dear Dahvie, happy birthday to you!" They all sang around me, cheering. Then Jayy and Haley ran forward while I was blowing out the candles, shoving the whole thing in my face. Everyone erupted into laughter as I stood covered in cake.Birthday Special2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'll get you for this!" I shouted, chasing them both down the stairs. As soon as we got near the pool I tackled Jayy into it, creating a girly scream from him before a loud splash.
We surfaced, only to continue splashing each other and also Haley who was doubled over beside the pool laughing. Ah, my birthdays are always like this. Full of fun and nothing but good times.
After I had put some new clothes on, re-did my makeup, and dried my hair, I joined everyone once again outside on the deck. Drew was cooking something on the barbeque, drink in hand. He obviously was not paying attention to what he was doing, talking to a group of people.
I walked through the crowd of maybe fifty people, until I could get to where I suspected Jayy would
Jahvie: 'Cookies' Part Two (Fluffy Ending)Dahvie~Jahvie: 'Cookies' Part Two (Fluffy Ending)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
My arm was starting to hurt from mixing the cookie dough. We needed an electric mixer. Then again, we'd probably never use it.
"Jayy! You wanna lick the spoon?" I yelled.
"Hell yeah!" he came rushing down to see me lick off all of the cookie dough. "Jerk."
"Fine, here," I said, dipping my finger into the batter and holding it up to his lips.
Jayy cleaned it off the way a porn star would. Of course.
Ignoring the thoughts that began to flood into my head after feeling Jayy's lips around my finger, I started balling up the cookie dough and putting them on the cookie sheets.
"You just gonna stand there?" I asked after a while.
Muttering under my breath, I filled two sheets with the batter and put them in the oven. "Set the timer."
Jayy set a timer and then walked to our living room.
I set out some oven mitts, then stuck my head into the living room archway.
"I'm gonna nap. You can handle the cookies, yeah?" I asked Jayy.
"Yeah, Dahves, thanks. Go nap."
He didn't even look u
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P9Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P93 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Dahvie storming out of Jayy's house
after they.... you know
Dahvie walks out and slams the door behind him.
"Aw, he left. SHOWER TIME!!"
Jayy gets in and sings, while taking a shower.
Meanwhile in the parking lot.......
*Dahvie singing some random song*
"What are you singing?" Barbara asks Dahvie (out of
"Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects"
"Oh I like that song it's catchy"
"What's your dirty secret?"
".." Thinks about it "too dirty"
Dahvie unlocks his car and gets in.
"I'll call you sometime"
Drives away awkwardly before she could answer
"Gotta get out of here. EVERYBODY'S AFTER ME!!"
Dangerously turns corner, parks and goes into
Pulls out whiskey and lies on couch, drinking
and watching tv.
"You'd think he has had enough of me. But no,"
takes a swig "he does it again. He just
thinks he can f--- my sh-t like I don't care.
Well sometimes I care! GOD DAMN IT THERES
NOTHING GOOD ON!!"
Dahvie keeps gru
Real BOTDF Fans♫ REAL BOTDF FANS....♫ (made by me xXEmo-Teddy-BearXx)Real BOTDF Fans4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Don't believe the rumors about Dahvie and Jessi.
2. Have listened to their music at least a full 24 hours.
3. Love their music
4. Sing ' I Heart Hello Kitty' outloud and don't care who hears.
5. Know who popped Jayy's balloon.
6. Have gotten a cavity from eating to many watermelon blow pops.
7. Yell," DAMN YOU STRAWBERRY, YOUR PINK DECIEVING WRAPPER!!!!" when you get mad.
8. Have more than one BOTDF accessorie. (shirts, bracelets, necklaces.)
9. Laugh at Jayy's adorable laugh.
10. Have attempted to fire hoop.
12. Was so caught up with reading these and laughing that you didn't notice there wasn't a number 11. ha you dun goofed!!!
13. Laughing at yourself for missing it and blaming the strawberry's decieving wrapper.
14. When people ask who you are you say, "IMA MONSTER!"
15. When something goes wrong you yell,"DAMMIT DAHVIE!," or "DAMMIT JAYY!!!"
16. Still laugh about the turkey high five Rusty gave you. (long story)
Innocent High (chap 4)“Why do you think you love him?” Jake asked patiently. I shifted around nervously on my feet and thought of the answer.Innocent High (chap 4)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“I think I do because he always manages to make me smile, he’s good with words, he’s one of the best teachers I’ve ever had. He’s gorgeous, and perfect. I love how he is all the time. He’s nice, caring, generous, and gentle. Who wouldn’t love him?” I said. I took a deep breath. He nodded meaning he understood. I was going to say something else but the microphone interrupted me.
“We are going to take a small break and have the DJ play us some tracks. Carry on.” Jayy and Garrett walked off stage. J Bigga walked over to us and so did Jayy and Garrett.
“Hey Jake. You having fun?” Garrett asked J Bigga. I looked at Jayy and he moved his head to the outside. We walked out to the patio type thing and started talking.
“You having fun tonight?” He asked starting up a conversation.
Wilting LoveOn the edge of the precipice I linger,Wilting Love6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
plucking away at the petals of memories.
Buds I believed would bloom,
blossoms I never received.
Why do you stand here, you may ask.
Surely you must know that there are others.
A kind word akin to sonnet, doting.
These are the tools of your trade.
Why choose, you entreat, to be alone?
Because I desire misery and disdain.
You're wonderful, don't you realize?
No, but who are you to tell me this?
Know that I am alone because I require
something more than wilting petals.
Understand that I love those who
should never think to love me.
So here I stand, desolate and forsaken-
the edge of love's precipice once again.
These fading petals fall into love,
a plummet I don't yet deserve.
Innocent High (chap 7)I grabbed a bag of clothes and put stuff I needed in it. My essential hair stuff, my phone, clean clothes, etc. I looked at my phone and read the text from Jayy that said ‘sure. Here’s my address.’ I knew exactly where it was and it would take me about fifteen minutes to get there. I went into my bathroom and grabbed out of my vanity mirror my tooth brush and tooth paste. I grabbed my bag and put it around my shoulders. I looked around my room to see if I needed anything else. I opened my window and climbed out. I was on my way to Jayy’s house.Innocent High (chap 7)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I walked up to the door and nocked a couple times. I waited there for about thirty seconds and I heard running footsteps. The door opened and I came face to face with Jayy. He stepped aside to let me in. He led me to a room and I put my stuff down on the bed. He sat down on the edge and looked at me.
“What happened?” He asked me simply. I sat down next to him and answered.
“My mom yell
Andley One-shotAndley One-shot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It had been three weeks. I still hadn't got over the fact that he'd cheated and left me for that bitch. I slowly got up and walked over to my mirror. I looked like your typical teenage girl who had just gone through a breakup, even though I'm a 20 year old guy. I was in my Hello Kitty pyjamas, the ones that he bought me on our 1 year anniversary. I remember opening them in a crowded restaurant and squealing in delight. He had shown just as much happiness when he opened his Batman pyjamas. That was four years ago today. I had asked him what he'd wanted for our anniversary this year, but he said to not get anything too expensive. I now saw why. I felt so stupid; I had actually gone and bought a ring! I was going to propose to him today! A fresh wave of tears fell down my face as I remembered what had happened.
I was getting worried. Andy should have been back hours ago. He'd only gone to see his parents for a few hours. I would have gone with him but I had work and his dad didn't really
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P2Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie about to leave
to get Dahvie's hair stuff and make-up. Because his
"Need my keys or we'll take your car" Dahvie
"We drove last night? I thought we took a cab?"
"My car it is"
They put their shoes on and left to Dahvie's car.
Jayy happily took Dahvie's keys, unlocked the
car and got in and of course started driving.
"Turn over here. I need to get some of that money."
So they went to the bank and Dahvie took out 255
Then they went to Target where Dahvie got
some guy-liner and guy-shadow. When they were
walking to the counter they got harassed by a
group of girls. Jayy and Dahvie talked to them a
bit then signed some autographs.
After they paid and left (tailed by fan-girl stalkers)
they got in the car and drove to Wal-Mart/
"Man, I hope they some good straighteners and
"Me, too. I just don't want to drive around all day."
"Chill, Jayy. It's only 1:30PM. We've got tons of