"Ohonhon~Angleterre did you hear about our new junior officer joining today?" Francis, Officer Arthur looked up at his biggest annoyance.
Rolling his eyes he said, "I don't care. Go annoy him instead."
"Don't you want to take the rookie under your wing, maybe take him to dinner?"
"For the last time you bloody frog, I'M NOT GAY!" shouted Arthur grabbing the Frenchman by the tie.
Francis just laughed. "Oh really?"
Arthur just groaned and let go of his coworker's tie, "Just leave me alone I don't have time to deal with you today."
"Ohonhon~ fine then. But you know it's only a matter of time before you come crawling to me to-."
"GO AWAY!" England shouted scaring Francis off. He huffed. Mixing business and his personal life was not something he did or ever intended to. Matters of the office should stay outside the home. Or at least that was his policy until he saw you.
You walked in quietly, but still people turned their heads as you walked by. (h/l) (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes. You were beau
Police!EnglandxReader: Partners Pt2Police!EnglandxReader: Partners Pt22 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was hard to believe that it had been two years since you had started working as a police officer. It had also been two years since you met your partner, Arthur Kirkland.
"So Miss ____________," it had been two months since you had joined the forced and Mr. Bonnefoy wouldn't leave you alone, "what is a lovely lady like you doing tonight?"
You gave him your best smile, "I was thinking of going home and getting an early start on tomorrow. Don't want to be tired for work."
He gave you a charming smile, "Really are you sure you wouldn't want to-."
"Leave her alone," shouted your partner. You giggled, he was really cute and he was smart, but best of all he kept Francis away from you. Francis ran off and Arthur leaned against your desk, "Are you alright __________?"
You nodded, "Just fine."
"So _________," he said his face turning slightly red, "I was wondering if you'd like to…go…on…on…an activity with me!"
'Activity?' you thought, 'like a date?' "What would this activity e
Pirate!EnglandxReader: RecruitPirate!EnglandxReader: Recruit2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alfred who are these people?" Arthur asked very annoyed at his first mate. He looked over the two strange looking characters. One was a man with short blonde hair who looked very much like Alfred and the second was a woman with (h/l) (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes.
Alfred grinned, "You said we needed more help around the ship so these are my recruits! This is my brother Matthew and his friend __________."
Arthur groaned, "Alfred don't you know it's bad luck to have a woman aboard ship? Miss what are you…miss….miss __________?" But __________ wasn't looking at him instead she seemed to be focusing on something right behind him. "MISS __________!"
"Wha…" she then focused her attention on the British captain. "Yes sir?"
Arthur's heart beat fast as she focused her eyes on him. Clearing his throat he said, "What are you doing here?"
_________ shrugged, "I guess it's better than that old rock." She pointed behind her at the island. "And Matthew said this would be a good opportunity so I agreed."
Pirate!EnglandxReader: Good Men GonePirate!EnglandxReader: Good Men Gone2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Al, Mat, get back here!" you shouted trying to call back your five year old twin sons.
Alfred and Matthew had run ahead on the beach, and out of your sights. "Ma! Ma! Look what I found!"
Alfred and Matthew soon came back within sights, Alfred holding in one hand, his brother's hand, and the other a sea shell. "It's beautiful Al."
"It's for you," he said putting it in your hand. Matthew let go of his twin's hand and grabbed onto your skirt.
"Mama, I wanna go home," he yawned, "I'm tired."
You looked up at the sun, "Well it does seem time for your nap."
Alfred jumped up and down, "I don't need a nap!"
Matthew reached up for you to carry him. "Mama…"
Making sure he had his teddy bear you picked him up and held him on your hip. With your other hand you took Alfred's hand, "Time to go Al. The beach can get mighty scary if you don't have someone to protect you."
"I'm not tired," he complained.
"You still need to get a nap while I make dinner," you said.
On the way back to your small cottage
Magic (EnglandXReader)Magic (EnglandXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Name) (l/n) was doing the dishes after dinner with her husband, Arthur Kirkland. Their two eight-month old children were playing in the living room with some of the toys their father made for them.
You sighed happily. It was such a peaceful night and you could hear the crickets chirping. You and Arthur watched the sun go down through the window above the sink. Reds, oranges, and yellows gave way to navy blue dotted with bright stars. Arthur wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head in the crook of your neck. A happy smile made its way onto your face as his warm breath cascaded onto your neck. Suddenly, an idea made its way into your head and your happy smile vanished, leaving a devious one in its place.
Taking the hose from the sink, you smirked and sprayed your unsuspecting husband in the face. A looks of surprise and shock made its home on his face and he let go of your waist.
“You little-” he spluttered.
“Catch me if you can Arthur~!” you said,
Trust: Thief!England x Police!Reader"What did you steal this time, Iggy?" you asked casually, tossing your bag down on the floor of the examination room by the table.Trust: Thief!England x Police!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He grinned at you, "Long time no see, poppet. And why do you call me Iggy?" The green emeralds bore into you, attempting to dazzle you with their charm, but you weren't falling for it.
"You won't tell me your real name, and you're not in the books. You don't exist, and you're a crafty little greedy imbecile. So you're my little Ichabod Crane. And someday I'll trip you up with nothing more that a pumpkin and a horse." you sneered. This man was the bane of your existence. He had evaded capture for so long, you could barely stand it.
He looked at you, "Now that's just not fair, love. I'm nothing like Ichabod Crane. He's tall and lanky, and is out to steal Katrina's fortune. I'm a little on the short side, if I admit it, and I'd never do something so disgraceful. I'm like Robin Hood, I steal from the rich, to help myself, a poor soul."
You looked at him,
Coming Home || Police!EnglandxReaderComing Home || Police!EnglandxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You didn't know what happened. One moment you were driving down the highway and the next, you were in the ditch, pain ripping through your body as you sat cramped in a sorry excuse for a vehicle. Moving was not an option, it hurt too much, but your head could shift slightly. It was just enough to take in your surroundings. The dash was crumpled and pinned your legs, the airbag was stained red from where your head used to lay and you could feel an itch at your forehead. Above you, the roof was dented quite thoroughly. Absently you thanked your mother's genes for making you short.
It didn't register though what had really happened. Your mind was working slowly. At a snail's pace, it tried to catch up to what was going on. You heard someone shouting to someone else, the voice getting closer. The driver's door opened and someone touched your neck carefully, taking your pulse. There was a sigh of relief before the hand took yours. Carefully you let your h
Babysitting (England x Reader)Babysitting (England x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Hey Artie!" You chirped happily through your cell phone.
"Good morning Miss (Name), I'm sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could do me a favor," replied the Brit.
"Oh, but of course! Whatever can I help you with, my good sir?" You joked, using your shoulder to hold up the small electronic as you moved about in your kitchen putting groceries away.
"Could you watch Alfred for me while I'm gone?" Your face lit up at the thought- Alfred was like a son to you, and you loved him like family. Besides, a chance to see Arthur before he left for whatever business he had? How could you miss up on that, considering your (hopefully not obvious) feelings for the green-eyed man.
"Did you even need to ask me? I'll be over there in 20 minutes. Seeya then Kirkland!" And with that, you put away your phone, pulled on your shoes and (f/c) jacket, and set out for England's house.
"(NAME)!!" Shouted your blue-eyed "son" as the door opened. Not a second later you were tackled to the ground wi
DaddyEnglandXMommyReaderXChildAmerica"I'm a superhero!" the small boy yelled as he ran, small feet pounding on the ground. A small, red cape flew out behind him, a plastic "S" burned onto the fabric. He giggled loudly as he was picked up, delicate, thin arms wrapping around his torso. "Let me down! Let me down!" he screeched, laughs making his words almost intelligible, this fact was accompanied by the lisp he had with his two missing front teeth.DaddyEnglandXMommyReaderXChildAmerica2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Who's my hero?" the girl asked, her (h/c) locks falling over her face. The little boy laughed, bright blue eyes wide.
"I am! I am!" he said, then smiled even louder when she nodded in affirmation.
"Yes you are!" Then, without warning, she fell over on her back and held the small boy above her and blew a raspberry on his stomach. He laughed at the feeling, tears forgotten. She then let him down and hugged him close to her chest. He snuggled into her.
"I love you, Mommy," he said quietly, the energy high he was just feeling lowering out as drowsiness overtook him. She kissed his
Back to the past (Pirate EnglandXReader)“So that’s the situation.” You groaned, rubbing the heels of your hands into your eyes. Arthur just had to try out that new spell of his didn’t he? He should have learned by now surely that they always failed!Back to the past (Pirate EnglandXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He’d gone and done it now though, the twerp had somehow managed to reverse time on his body and as such was back in his younger days. Unfortunately, his mind had gone as well, which meant he was stuck as a pirate captain in these modern times.
Alfred had called you, asking if he could drop the pirate off with you as he knew you had a way of dealing with Arthur. Sighing you dragged a hand through his hair. “Whatever, can you even get him over here without him slicing you up?”
Alfred gulped. “I hope so. See you soon.” With that he hung up and you threw a gaze around the room. It wasn’t that untidy, but you started straightening the place up anyway. Who knows how he would react.
“Unhand me you dog!” Arthur squir
EnglandXReader: Lessons In LoveLights flashed. Blue. Purple. Green.EnglandXReader: Lessons In Love2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The room wavered as the lights danced on the walls. The music beat against The blonde's ears as he made his way deeper into the sea of people. The people felt like they were closing in, swallowing him in their rhythmic dancing and pulsing auras.
It was a different experience for Arthur, being in the thick of the crowd. When Alfred or Francis even managed to get him into a place like this he usually stuck to the outskirts of the dance floor, he preferred his space out there. Often times he kept to the shadows, standing along the walls. There it was secluded, and quiet (despite the raring music) and he could actually think there. Besides, most of the tables stood alone, away from the crowd, making for an easy escape when he got bored. Tonight, however, was different. He had caught a glimpse of something. He had seen something that he hadn't expected to ever see there, something that had become the
Mafia!RomanoxAssassin!Reader: Cupid Carries a GunMafia!RomanoxAssassin!Reader: Cupid Carries a Gun2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"_________ I have another job for you," a smooth Italian voice whispered into your ear. You had been hired to the Vargas family since you were ten and, at that time, the heir's companion.
"It better not be to clean out the cat's litter box," you grumbled lowering the paper. "That is not in my job description."
Lovino, your childhood friend and boss, circled you and gave you one of his charming smiles, "Not like that bella ragazza. I was thinking more like, you and me at mio fratello's restaurant."
"Mr. Vargas it isn't my job to entertain you anymore," you snipped. After you turned fifteen, Romulus Vargas sent you to learn how to be an assassin. During that time you became ruthless and coldhearted. A relationship, even an abnormal one would be out of the question.
Lovino, head of the mafia, sighed, "___________, why do you hate me?"
Raising the paper so that it hid your face you said calmly, "I cannot hate the hand that feeds me Mr. Vargas."
"When are you going to call me Lovino again,"
Pirate!EnglandxMermaid!Reader: A Pirate's Love forPirate!EnglandxMermaid!Reader: A Pirate's Love for2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Smiling at Lord Yao politely you complimented him on his new ship.
"Thank you, aru," said Lord Yao. "Lady ________, where do you plan on sailing next."
You gave a stunning laugh. "I plan to travel to England next." Lord Yao, the problem with opium was still augmented between China and England. But that wasn't why you laughed, you never sailed to get where you wanted to go. You swam. Yes you swam.
Why? You were a mermaid, for now you were enjoying your time on a cruise ship, but it was more for enjoyment than travel.
"Ahh Lady ________, this is my brother Kiku," said Lord Yao.
And so the evening went, meeting foreign dignitaries and royalty. This party was then interrupted by the sound of cannons. Pirates started to board the ship and started stealing everything. Protectively you put a hand over your necklace. It wasn't worth more than two pennies, but it meant the worth the world to you.
A green stone was its weight and it was held on a leather string. A boy you loved dearly gave it to
Pirate!EnglandxReader ScarsPirate!EnglandxReader Scars2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"(Name)! Get back!" Arthur cried out as he parried a blow from a sword that would have other wise split his skull in two. His red coat turned redder by blood, his hat missing, and his white undershirt untucked from his brown pants.
"But Captain I-"
"That was an order (Name)! Now go!" He cut you off, never turning to look at you as he did his best to defend his ship.
"How did this happen?" Arthur thought to himself as he finally managed to flip his opponent over the side of the ship.
He looked around quickly, and he watched as you slipped into the cargo hold. Relieved, he went back into the fight.
-an hour later-
You peered out of the cargo hold when you finally heard the clang of steel and the shouts of fighting men die down. What you saw was absolutly gruesome. There were bodies everywhere, though luckily for your crew, they were mostly the attacking pirates. You quickly climbed out of the hold so that you could help tend to those who had been injured, as you were the ships
Not letting you get taken away (EnglandXReader)Huffing slightly, you arrived at the university your boyfriend attended, an important book of his clutched to your chest. You’d texted him the moment you’d spotted he’d left the manual for his English literary course behind, so he knew you were coming with it for him.Not letting you get taken away (EnglandXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
One of your hands wiping away the sweat from your forehead, you straightened up and cracked your back. As your morning lecture had been cancelled, you were still in your pyjamas when Arthur started freaking out about needing his book.
So being the kind and compassionate girlfriend you were, you’d thrown on the closest clothes to hand, slipping some easy shoes on and ran towards his university like a bat out of hell.
“Ar-Arthur....” you muttered as you awkwardly made your way on campus. He went to a different university to you, so the whole place was alien to you. Turning your head this was and that, your lip started trembling as you became more desperate.
The strange looks from the othe
Missed You Madly- England/ReaderArthur let a small sigh expell from between his bitten lips, sinking further into the yeilding confines of the sofa. Between ink-stained fingers he cradled an ancient book, one from a time he couldn't recall (though he doubted he'd actually want to, in retrospect). He let his pale hands ghost over the yellowed pages and faded words, drinking them in with his darkened eyes and savouring the warm evening light flooding through the window. It was fragrant and sultry, the windows thrown wide open and allowing the perfumed aroma of roses to filter through into the cozy sitting-room. The entire expanse seemed to glow gold and shades of amber, radient light spilling across the scratched leather sofa and surfaces like molten gold. The sky was littered with a few wisps of clouds, the rest like a water-colour painting in it's entirety as yellow faded to dusky pink and then to saffron orange. One graceful, languid hand swept away a shaggy fringe, Arthur's eyes flitting shut for a moment in thoughMissed You Madly- England/Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Superstar!EnglandxReader - Missing YouSuperstar!EnglandxReader - Missing You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Clap your hands, everybody!
And everybody just clap your hands!
Clap your hands, everybody!
And everybody just clap your hands!
Oh, its on again! Feliciano cheers, turning the car radio up.
You laugh. Yeah, again, you say as Arthurs voice starts to sing from the radio.
Hey, hey, Daddy, could I have some rum?
Hey, hey, Mummy, Hey, Hey, Mummy
It doesnt matter what I do, I never forget,
Since when are you so excited about their music? you ask as Alfreds voice chimes in loudly with Arthurs.
The taste of Apple Pie we had long ago in my head!
Draw a circle, thats the earth!
Draw a circle, thats the earth!
Draw a circle, thats the earth!
I am America!
Arent you excited, ________?! Were friends with them! No, wait, youre Arthurs girlfriend! Thats even more exciting! Feliciano gabbles quickly and then starts to sing along.
Draw a circle, th
Prince!England x Reader - My QueenPrince!England x Reader - My Queen2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Your sandals hit the cobblestone streets with speed. A few people tried to stop you, but you kept running.
There was something urgent the prince needed to know.
And it was besides that you were in love with him...but so was every other girl in the kingdom!
But what would someone expect? The prince was a gentleman, never thinking he was better than anyone.
His blond hair gave him a cute look. His piercing emerald eyes gave him a seductive feel.
You gasped and stopped in your tracks as you almost colided with a young man.
You looked up to him. You knew him.
"Hey, Alfred. I need to see the prince. It's urgent. It's even written down so I don't forget!"
Alfred was the kingdom's dragon slayer. He was so sweet and adorable!
America smiled at you and stepped aside after openening a large door, but not without giving you a regular kiss on your left cheek.
"Go ahead, _________."
"Thanks!", you said, taking back off running.
Being a messanger was hard, but it had it's ups. You could eat whatever
Detecting lies (EnglandXReader)A lie detector. A bloody lie detector. That’s what he bought me here for?! Arthur slammed his hands on the table. “Alfred, enough of this! This is ridiculous!” It was bad enough that the American’d dragged him to one of his infamous parties, but this was just plain stupid.Detecting lies (EnglandXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“C’mon dude, it’ll be totally fun!” He shouted, pulling Arthur back into the throng of people. “’Kay guys! Now’s the time we’ve all been waiting for! Time to hook Iggy up to the lie detector!” Arthur growled as the crowd cheered.
You frowned, as you were one of the few that actually got along with the Brit. “But he clearly doesn’t want to!” You called, feeling a large number of eyes trained on you. Arthur smiled gently, he liked you most out of all the people here.
You were nice to him for one, but also considerate, kind and funny. In short he adored being around you. Alfred brushed off your comment. “He’s got
EnglandxReader: Family MorningsEnglandxReader: Family Mornings2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You smiled as you sat up in bed. Pulling the sheets closer to your body you looked over at your sleeping husband. He was snoring. Mouth hanging open, drooling on the pillow.
Brushing a bit of hair out of his face you leaned down and kissed him gently on the cheek. You always got up this early to make him tea and breakfast before he woke up. Slipping out of bed you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.
He was trying to pull you back in his sleep. Gingerly you disentangled his arms from you and slipped on your bathrobe.
You made him his tea and some eggs and toast.
Mama, a little voice from the kitchen whispered. You turned to see Matthew.
What is it baby?
Matthew was holding his toy bear to his chest, Im hungry can we have pancakes?
You shook your head, How about toast?
The ten year old sighed, but nodded and sat at the kitchen table rubbing his eyes.
A few mintues later rapid footsteps were heard, MA!
EnglandXxXxReader"Bloody hell!" An angry British man yelled.EnglandXxXxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I-I'm sorry!" A [h/c] haired girl yelled.
"[Name] do you know how long it took me to get enough money to buy this!?" He yelled, holding up his laptop.
"N-no....but I said I was sorry! It was an accident!" You yelled back.
"How the bloody hell do you accidentally break a laptop screen!?"
"B-But I was us-"
Arthur sighed and started rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"You know what, [Name]? Maybe you should just go home."
He glared at you.
"I said go!"
You stepped back with wide eyes as you stared at him in shock.
You stomped to his door.
You turned around towards him with tears streaming down your face.
He looked at you with wide eyes.
"Don't ever call me! Don't talk to me anymore, you stupid asshole! I hate you!" You yelled as you slammed the door.
Arthur put his hands in front of his face and fell to the floor.
"What have I done?"
The next morning you woke up with tear stains on your face.
You went to look in
EnglandxReader: My Knight in a Green SweaterEnglandxReader: My Knight in a Green Sweater2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"That's not funny Francis," you said reaching for your crown, "give it back!"
"Aww does the little princess want her stupid little tiara back?"
You started to cry, "My tiara isn't stupid, give it back!"
Francis continued to torment you until someone called out, "Give it back Francis…"
"Ohonhon, is the little black sheep trying to play the hero?"
"I said give it back to her," Arthur snapped.
Francis dropped your crown, breaking it, and ran off.
You continued to cry.
"I-I'm sorry," Arthur said.
You looked at him, "It's not your fault."
Arthur blushed and took your hand, "I'll make it up to you. Let's go make you a new one."
He led you to a bunch of field flowers and started to string them together, "Here." He placed the crown on your head.
You blushed, "T-thank you…Artie."
"Give me back my book Francis!"
"Not until you agree to go on a date with moi."
You growled and tried to climb over him to get your book, "I'll claw your eyes out! Give me back my book!"
England x Reader - That is my boyfriendIt is finally time to go to school. You got ready and got all the stuff you need. All you have to do it go out and wait for your bus. When you got to your bus stop you were expecting for a bus to be there for you but instead a limo. A man wearing an outfit like a secret agent standing there next to the limo's door. He suddenly saw you and spoke.England x Reader - That is my boyfriend2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“You must be Ms. (y/n) am I right?” he ask.
“Y-yes” you told him.
“Please take a sit inside, we are driving you to school, and it is our master's order to take you to school with him.” He said opening the door for you.
“Master?” you ask
“Yes Master, he is your fiance, Ms. (y/n).” The man said.
What. The. Hell.....
'Never in my life have a boy propose to me once! I don't even remember someone propose to me!!!' you thought.
“Where is he now?” you ask the man.
“In your school waiting for you.” He answer.
-Le time skip-
After a quick ride on the limo you finally got
::Cute Magic:: England x Reader"Oh, my, I'm terribly sorry, (Name)," Arthur apologized.::Cute Magic:: England x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Pfft~! You were trying to make me into a little kid?" Francis pondered, trying to keep himself from laughing. "Oh, Artie, I didn't think you were –"
"DAMN YOU TO BLOODY HELL, WANKER!"
"Arthur-san, maybe we shouldn't speak such vulgar language in front of (Name)-san," Kiku suggested, trying to calm down the British man. Arthur looked over to (Name) who had her ears covered by Feliciano and looked around curiously at the two men that she couldn't hear.
He sighed as Feliciano took his hands off her ears. "I guess I was lucky. I was looking at the wrong spell. The original idea was to turn this . . . freak of nature over here into an actual frog. (Name) didn't have to suffer that, so that's good to hear." Arthur picked the little girl (who looked much younger than his younger brother) up into his arms. "This was my fault, so I guess I'll take care of (Name) until this spell wears off."
"And make her suffer that horrid thing you call
England x Reader: England HeavenEngland gave a frustrated sigh. Damn that America, first slaughtering the original English language, then becoming so obnoxious. Oh, and of course, there was that bloody frog Once more, France first groped him, then started fighting. And surely, America began yelling "Catfight! HAHAHAHA!".England x Reader: England Heaven2 years ago in Romance More Like This
His head was pounding. Arthur was sure, not even a good cup of tea or Flying Mint Bunny could help him here. The only thing that could ease his mind right now was his one guilty pleasure.
God forbid that anyone ever found out
When he went into his 'music room', the stereo that Canada got him for Christmas stood there. Eventhough Matthew hardly said something, he certainly knew how to make people happy. And hey, the thing was his heaven.
Arthur quickly ripped off his formal suit and changed into a light blue and white hoodie, a black wife beater and black jeans. A child-like, excited sparkle made its way into his emerald eyes, and a smile graced his thin lips.
Pressing the 'play' button, h