160 things that will make you laughFunny sayings:160 things that will make you laugh2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
1. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
2. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
3. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
4. He who laughs last, didn't get it.
5. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
6. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
7. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
8. Evening news is where they start by saying "Good Evening" and proceed by telling you why it's not.
9. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder
10. How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
11. There's no I in Team, yeah but there is in WIN
12. I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones
13. Smile it scares people
14. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
15. Never argue with an idiot they'll drag you down to their l