Stay For TodayBaby it's getting
Cold outside. Just
Lie here with
Work can wait
Till tomorrow. It's
Only paperwork and
Honey, don't go
Home to her.
She doesn't love
Let's stay here,
Intertwined in our
Love till the
Don't touch the
Phone that vibrates
Beside you. It's
Sweetie, today you're
Staying here where
It's only Us.
Guide to being a Sane fan: HetaliaNew to the Hetalia fandom?Guide to being a Sane fan: Hetalia3 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Getting tired of being called a 'Hetatard?'
Fans of Hetalia calling you the 'reason people hate Hetalia fans?'
All of these and more?
That's why I'm here to help.
This will be a mini guide on how to be a sane Hetalia fan.
1. Don't be obsessive over your OTP (one true pairing) or OTPs. Let's face it. They aren't canon. The only one's that could be called canon is AusHun, ChibitaliaXHoly Rome, and SuFin. The rest are just ones we the fans made and support.
I'm gonna pick on FrUK for a second, so bear with me FrUK shippers. You're the 'biggest' FrUK fan ever. So you're going through your messages and you see the pairing you hate the most - USUK. And you know what makes it worse? It's not even a picture. It's a fan fiction with horrible grammar and spelling (the horror!).
You see this abomination. You comment on it with this - 'FUUUU!!!111!!!FRUK IS CANON!!!!111!!!USUK SUKS!!U SUK!!!!FRUKKK IZ DA LUV!!!!11!!!'
No. Just no. That's no way to try to get someone to l
World Orgy ReaderXHetalia NationsWorld Orgy ReaderXHetalia Nations3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were thrown onto the table of the World Meetings table. France had bound and gagged you before they had taken you off the bus. Laughter filled the whole room at your situation.
Prussia, France, and Spain stood around you. Other nations came out from the shadows. America, Japan, China, Russia, England, all the nations even the girls were there, all to fuck you.
"Ready for zhe fun little girl?" Prussia's voice hissed. You bat perfect eyelashes at him. Your crystal MOFOING EYE COLOE HERE eyes shone with crystal tears that only you and Lady Gaga could cry.
Spain was the first to step forward. He wrapped his arm around your thin, but curvy figure and held you down as you struggled. France ripped the tape off your clear skin and you screeched the sound of Unicorns mating.
England and America ate the licorice rope of your sexy body, licking you every now and than.
Prussia went over to a cage and brought it over. "Unleash zhe beast!" He yelled.
Your tiny body shook with fear at the sight o
You're Not Married to England. Accept it!Watch this video so you know what the hell I'll be talking about today. Headphones won't help. Your ears will bleed.You're Not Married to England. Accept it!3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
If your too lazy to watch the video (smart person) than don't worry, I'll be going through it.
'I'm making a Youtube video to talk about all the haters that hate on me.'
Alright. Telling you to stop using crappy bases is being a hater.
Telling you you're not 'kawaii' is a hater.
Telling you that you're not married to England is being a hater.
Telling you that England isn't real is being a hater.
We're the idiots here right?
'Seriously. You're all a bunch of stupid bakas.'
Way to butcher the Japanese language! Because the only thing they say in Japan is 'konnichiwa' (correct me if it's wrong), 'kawaii', 'desu', and 'b
The End of the World Isn't so BadIt was just a normal meeting for the nations. Arguing and bickering was insured. Nothing seemingly out of the ordinary as each one of their ideas was shot down. Little did they know that the call Russia and America would receive would change their fate for the worst.The End of the World Isn't so Bad2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Two different sets of ringtones blared. "Born in the U.S.A." and "I'm Very Glad Because I'm Finally Returning Back Home (Trololol)" played in the worst unison.
Austria cringed. "One of you dummkopfs answer your phones! Your ringtones are giving me a headache."
America gave a soft, "sorry dude," before greeting the caller. Russia nodded his head in apology and did the same. English and Russian filled up the room, both filled with an equal amount of shock and dread. When they hung up, the pair shared a nervous look.
"Well? What was so damn important that it had to interrupt the meeting?" England asked, annoyance seeping through each word.
Neither of them spoke for the longest time. Finally, Russia spoke up. "We
Sexy Brow PowerTitle - Sexy Brow PowerSexy Brow Power3 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was an Allies meeting. So far only France and America had shown up. They were painfully getting tired of each other's company.
"Dude why are you so old and disgusting!" America moaned.
France whipped his head back. "I'm as young as a baby and disgusting? Moi isn't the one shoving hamburgers down his throat!"
Before they could continue a wind came in, throwing the door open. A fog covered the doorway until one man stepped in.
England wiggled his eyebrows and the door shut behind him. France and America were forced to stare in amazement. His eyebrows were blasting them with sexiness. It was too much for them. They couldn't handle it.
America's iPhone flew out of his pocket and into England's outstretched right eyebrow. It began playing the Lonely Island song 'Jizz in my Pants.'
It was too much for them. Their pants became soiled with jizz as the lyrics 'Yes I jizzed in my pants' played and his eyebrow wiggled to it. Good, desi
The American Civil WarThe American Civil War.The American Civil War3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Someplace in the Union.
Massachusetts groaned. "We don't need help!" He complained. "Your just showing off your connections."
Maine who normally remained quiet spoke up. "I think we should. We could use some help," He whispered.
California shook her head. "I'm with old Mass. on this one. We're strong enough to do this on our own. York give it up."
New Jersey spoke up. The usual flame in his eyes was there. "She's right! We're getting the help."
Massachusetts turned to him. "Quick to defend your little girlfriend uh?"
New Jersey snapped. "I actually know loyalty."
The other states of the Union stood back and watched. None made a sound.
New York stood up and slapped her fists on the table. "THATS IT!" She yelled. "We're getting the help whether you like it or not. I have specific orders from Dad's boss. We're going to do this whether you all like it or not. I could care less. Mass. come on. One of them you need to make amends with."
Everyone began mumbling their o
Merry Christmas?Title: Merry Christmas?Merry Christmas?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Harry Potter, Hetalia
"Harry it's not going to work," Hermione sighed. "It's a video camera. Muggle technology."
Harry laughed. "'Mione don't worry!" He smiled. "I got it from some guy on the street. He was a wizard. But he had these huge eyebrows and an annoying American guy was with him."
Draco followed behind them. "Americans. Filthy creatures," He muttered.
They went into an abandoned classroom. "Harry turn it on!" Ron cheered. "Let's see how it works."
Hermione stared at Ron. How did it work? How dumber could you get? She sighed. This day was interesting to say the least.
Harry pressed the red button on the side of the camera. He sighed with relief once it turned on. It began recording what was going on without Harry pushing a button.
"What the hell!" He yelled in surprise, dropping it.
"Harry what happened?" Ron asked. His eyes were wide. The machine or as Hermione and Harry had called it a 'cam-corder' was freaking him out.
Draco went onto his knee
Tiny ManTitle - Tiny ManTiny Man3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Germany was walking across his house. A noise inside his bathroom made him freeze. It sounded like a sobbing.
"Prussia?" He asked. "How many girls this time?"
The crying immediately stopped. "None," He sighed through the door. "It's just. Oh you wouldn't understand! You've never been awesome."
The German glared at the door. "Bastard," He mumbled under his breath. "Vhat the hell is wrong vith you know? Unlock the dammed door." He spoke in a clear voice this time.
"Fine. Awesome powers go!"
The door opened by magic. Germany stared at him amazed. 'He's had 'awesome powers' all along and he never bothered to help me in wars with them? Gott I hate him.'
He stepped into the bathroom. His older brother was crouching in the bathtub. He had never looked so sad and pathetic before. It warmed Germany's heart.
"It's horrible!" Prussia moaned. "It's never done this before!"
Germany cocked his head to oneside. "Is Gilbird ok?"
The older man let out a laug
What Happened to Fratelllo?Title: What Happened to Fratello?What Happened to Fratelllo?3 years ago in Drama More Like This
October 4, 2011 9:45 EST.
An Italian skipped around the United Nations building. He was wearing a grey Italian (of course) suit. He smiled to the secretary. "Hello Elizabeth," He greeted her. "Having a good morning ve~?"
She gave him a sad smile and nodded him along. 'That's strange,' The child-like man thought. 'Normally she gives me a sarcastic answer.'
He opened the doors to the meeting room. The meeting hadn't started yet, which he was thankful for. Hushed whispers filled the air. Germany was the first one to acknowledged him.
"Italy hello," He said. "Have you heard about..." His voice trailed off. He didn't know how to tell him. Italy was like a toddler. Wide-eyed and innocent, but easy to upset. He didn't know how to put it in the lightest terms at all.
Italy cocked his head to the side. "Heard what? That there's a pasta backing contest? Silly Germany! I already know that! Me and Romano entered in it."
Summer LovinYou were on a perfect date with your totes KAWAII DESU YO~!!!11!! boyfriend/soul mate/hubby/fuck buddy/oh-my-God-why-can't-he-be-in-character boyfriend the kickass hero AMURICA! He looked at you and bat those eyelashes women would kill for. "Hey baby, wanna get a little wet right now?"Summer Lovin2 years ago in Horror More Like This
"Hell to the motherfucking yeah!" You said cause you knew he meant getting wet in the pool. You thought the other way? Damned pervert get off my lawn!
You slowly took off that FAVORITE FUCKING COLOR HERE itsy-bitsy, teeny weeny, very skimpy polka dot bikini that you wore for the first time today. Your beautiful tanned body was curvy, yet thin and made guys get a sudden boner. Oh yeah. You were hot.
As you jumped into the pool, your big and bouncy triple Ds slapped your face and made a wave of their own. Ukraine had nothing on them.
America stuck his face and began motor boating across the pool. When he finally reached those fucking mountains you call your tits, he shouted "Land ahoy!"
Your face turned IN
The Unsinkable10 April, 1912The Unsinkable3 years ago in Drama More Like This
12 PM GMT
Arthur Kirkland held his ticket tight in his left hand. His suitcase was gripped firmly in the other. The line shuffled slowly forward. Hundreds, thousands of people stood in front of him all waiting to aboard the largest ship their eyes had landed on, the RMS Titanic.
Even Arthur, the composed and mature man he is, couldn't help but feel excited about being one of the first passengers on the boat. Normally with the arrival of a new form of transportation he would've waited to try it out. But he had a motive for breaking this rule.
He shifted through his pants pocket with the hand that held the ticket. At the feeling of paper he replaced it with the ticket and gently removed it. Unfolding it, he read the worn letter once more.
It's so awesome that your riding on the Titanic! Don't worry about it! You'll make it to New York in perfection condition.
Thanks for breaking that rule of yours for me. Is it because you
Lucky Number SevenThe chosen one,Lucky Number Seven3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Born on the seventh month,
On the day that it died.
Their beautiful seven children,
One that they will forever miss.
Dumbledore and evil Pivet Drive,
Putting out seven lights,
As we met him and McGonagall.
Weasley with their seven lettered name,
How seven loves them.
Ginny the seventh of seven children,
The first girl in seven generations.
Poor Thaddeus Thurkell,
With seven children,
Seven years at Hogwarts,
Full of magic,
Seven people out of the Shreaking Shack,
Once Wormtail was found.
Leading up to the Stone.
Vain Gilderoy Lockhart's,
Seven books of lies.
Seven ghosts of Hogwarts,
Always moaning or throwing Death-Day parties.
The ballisk attacked seven victims.
Seven Muggles spotted Ron and Harry,
In the Ford Angelina.
Brave Gryffindor even beat,
Sly Slytherin for the first time,
In seven years.
Tom Riddle's middle name
Has seven letters in it.
Seven Malfoy Manor prisoners.
He's BackHe's BackHe's Back3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The World Conference was beginning. Everyone had arrived on time and it seemed that no one was late. That is except to Austria and Germany who had a strange suspicion someone was coming.
"Somevone is coming!" Germany insisted. "I'm not making this up!"
Austria jumped in as well. "As much as it pains me to say this," He began. "But I agree with Germany. We have to be missing someone."
Switzerland slammed his fists on the table. "Would you two shut up!" He yelled. "We're all here. We can begin."
"I don't know dude," America butted in. "If you listen closely you can hear footsteps. Hey Canadia-I mean Canada you here bro?"
"I'm here Ameirca," Canada's voice was barely audible. Granted Russia was sitting on him.
The doors crashed open. Cocky red eyes gleamed with pride. He took a step inside. "The bitch is back!" Prussia smiled.
"Sir Elton what have I told you about following me around and yelling that whenever you enter a room?" England asked. He wasn't paying any
German Sparkle PartyIt was another boring day for the Germanic family. Prussia was chugging down barrels of beer. Switzerland polished his gun, making sure to get everywhere. Austria and Germany flicked through channels, finding nothing goof on.German Sparkle Party3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Prussia's eyes widened. An idea came rushing to him. "The awesome me just got an awesome idea!" He exclaimed. "Let's do that thing we used to do! With the song and everything!"
Everyone groaned. Prussia was the only one who liked it. He'd recorded all of them dancing to that infuriating song. Of course, it was when the other three was drunk. That's the only way they'd do it.
Austria was the one who spoke their thoughts. "Vhy do ve have to? It's a pointless song and dance. It's trashy and the outfits is something you'd find in France."
Switzerland sighed. "It's not like Liechtenstein or Hungary are here. The worst thing would be that we remember it.
The grey haired Prussian laughed. "Awesome! We're doing this!" He ripped his
America's 'Wonderful' Idea*America decided to go on a diet. After asking the countries what would be good he decided to look somewhere closer to home. Preferably the states. (Time: Now)America's 'Wonderful' Idea3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Californian Diet:
America walked into California's room. Surfboards and shark heads hung all around. She was laying on her bed reading some gossip magazine. The headline read: Justin Beiber; Teen Star or Canadian Spy? The one beside that said: Lady Gaga; Trying to Make New York More Powerful?
"I'd like to read that when your done," He said.
California threw the magazine at his face in self defense. "Really dude?" America said through forty pages of the fame.
"Hehe. Sorry America," California laughed. "What do you need?"
"How do you stay so thin? I mean you like a total freakin' model dude!"
California blushed. "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared." She said. "But my diet? No gluttons. It's the latest thing."
California went over the her desk. Sitting on top of it was glutton
THE COMMANDMENTS OF HETALIA.THE COMMANDMENTS OF HETALIA.2 years ago in Other More Like This
Thou shall respect history.
Thou shall not disregard historical events.
Thou shall not actually "throw away that history book!!" and only learn from Hetalia.
Thou shall not claim their ships are canon, because NONE of them presently are.
Thou shall not try to use war to validate ships being canon.
Thou shall respect everyone's ships, popular or not.
Thou shall not make the Nyotalia characters sluts.
Thou shall RESEARCH their fan characters THOROUGHLY.
Thou shall respect each others ships and not force them on others.
Thou shall understand not everyone will like Hetalia.
Thou shall not cause arguments with haters and just learn to ignore them.
Thou shall not mulch languages when roleplaying.
Thou shall not scream out "VEEEE", "CHIIIGI", "FUSOSOSOSO" or anything about "PRUSSIA INVADING VITAL REGIONS."
Thou shall not hate female characters just because they are female and "get in the way of your yaoiz."
Thou shall not make Russia, France, Spain, Sweden or any other character a rapist.
how to be a writertravel. travel tohow to be a writer1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
12 different countries.
write about to the ones
you've never been to.
fall in love.
fall in hate.
fall in crippling
drink cheap coffee
live off caffeine
and cafes with
question everything and
everyone. never be a
sellout nor trust a soul
with your words.
be a disappointment.
dispirit everyone and
no one because you'll
never be good enough.
dream about fantastical
places filled with wonder.
twist them into nightmares
with raging beasts and cruelty.
never be happy.
rip apart your work.
love something then
loathe it back.
cry about your regrets
to anyone who won't
listen and ignore those
write about the same
person ad nauseum so
you become a wrinkle
in time instead.
find a way to make
everything more dramatic.
be a hypocrite, go against
your beliefs. deny it.
listen to shitty music.
claims it's your muse.
your soul. truly abore
it's existence in your privacy.
do not care to
The FinaleGilbert Beilschmidt was dying.The Finale2 years ago in Drama More Like This
This fact did not terrify him. He had months - no, years - to accept it. Death was not something he believed should be feared or something we should run away from. No matter who you are or what your status is, there's one thing we have in common. We. Will. Die. The sad thing is that even countries aren't excluded.
And the embodiment of Prussia thought that sucked.
He had gone on tears for the first month he had discovered that the end was near. Glasses had been shattered, items he had no use for were flung across the room. He hooped, hollered, and screamed at the ones who cared the most about him. West, Francis, 'Toni. None of them were sparred. They each had their turn with his fist.
Did he feel guilty?
You have to have lost all your humanity if you don't feel something after abusing your brother and best friends.
The acceptance of his self-diagnosis was shocking. Gilbert woke up one day and stared at his ceiling.