The Problems of Being Socially AwareThe ZRK-200, dubbed Zirk for sale in the western market, was, in every way, the perfect home and office assistant. Businesses and very wealthy individuals enjoyed their services, always offered without complaint or expectation of anything (save perhaps annual maintenance by a friendly Zirk Corp techniciansatisfaction guaranteed).
What couldn't be guaranteed was the treatment of the ZRK-200s. Between their limited sense of sentience and deeply encoded compliance with Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, it was very easy for many to treat the ZRKs precisely as what they were: robots. No more, possibly less.
That's not to say, though, that some were not treated well. More than a fair number were treated, from a human standpoint, very well. This is the story of one such robot.
"Miss St James."
The "Miss St James" in question, first name Rosalie, shifted her attention from her own reflection to that of the source of the voice, the six feet tall, five-hundred pound, ti
Simple, Special - Ratchet ficSimple, Special - Ratchet fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Stealtily, Sari slipped into the medibay, holding a piece of paper to her chest. The medibay was someplace she rarely entered, but necessity called for her presence there today. She edged closer to a work bench, her ears perked for sounds of the Autobot medic, Ratchet.
When she heard none, she climbed up on a chair and studied the work bench. A wide variety of foreign medical implements were spread on the tabletop, waiting to be cleaned. Heaving with all her strength, Sari moved one of the tools and tucked the paper, face down, underneath it and slid it back before casually strolling out of the room like she did so everyday.
The question pressed on Ratchets CPU demanding an answer-- Why the frag was this blank piece of paper here and what was its purpose? He stared down at the offending item, analyzing its purpose, or lack thereof. Finally, he shoved the tools aside and picked up the paper, turning it over in his hands. His face plates contorted as he st
Unusual First EncountersWinter was their favorite time of year. Dinky loved the snow and playing in it late into the evening, while Derpy appreciated the chill of the wind in her mane and fur. What both ponies enjoyed were their weekend walks, an easy-paced loop around Ponyville that started and ended at their small home.Unusual First Encounters4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Today wasn't an exception by any means, not initially. The only thing truly out of the ordinary was the decision to cut across a frozen pond. It had been cold enough as of late; it should have been frozen solidat the very least safe enough to cross.
The "should have been" would doubtlessly come back to haunt Derpy for days on end. Dinky had fallen behind, and her mother hadn't thought anything of it. Dinky was probably trying to build up enough speed to run and slide, she assumeduntil there was a crack, a splash and, most worryingly of all, a small filly's voice crying out, "Mama!"
Derpy turned in time to see Dinky being swallowed up by an opening in the ice. For a moment,
038 - AbandonedGun Max bumped the door to the Decker Room open with his hip and stepped in, his arms loaded with an apparently heavy cardboard box. "Thanks for opening the door, guys," he announced to his office of teammates.038 - Abandoned5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Ahh, gomen nasai, Gun Max," the captain of the force, Dekkado, replied, standing to help.
"I tease, Slick," Gun Max teased with a lopsided grin. He set the box down on his desk and easily tossed McCrane a manila envelope that had been sitting on top of the box. "There's the report on the embezzlement case with the Nakano ward church."
"Fantastic," McCrane replied, laying the report on his desk. "Thank you, Gun Max."
"Uh-huh," the motorcycle officer answered, running his fingertips over the top of the box.
"What's up with the box?" Dumpson questioned, indicating the box. "The church donate some Bibles and hymnals?"
"I wish," Gun Max replied darkly, opening the box and lifting out its contents. Resting securely against his chest and wrapped in a tattered sakura pink blanke
Simple, Special - Prime ficSimple, Special - Prime fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Saturday, 14 February 2009, dawned clear enough, if a little bleak weather-wise, on the city of Detroit overall and on the Autobot base in particular. Aside from Ratchet complaining that the cold, wet weather was bothering his already-overworked joints, the day was shaping up to be uneventful enough. Barring Decepticons and other bizarre occurrences, the highlight of the day was going to be the typical visit from the Autobots human companion, Sari Sumdac. Just another day on the calendar, both human and Cybertronian.
However, the Autobots didnt know of, nor did they have a Cybertronian equivalent of, Valentines Day.
Sari adjust the shoulder strap of her book bag as she ran down the sidewalk to the abandoned auto factory her Autobot friends called home. Contained in the book bag were her supplies for her master plan-- a copy of the days paper, a ball peen hammer and a select few small nails and a pastel green folder that contained her five spe
Simple, Special - Prowl ficSimple, Special - Prowl fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Like in the medibay, Sari slipped quietly into the next room, Prowls quarters. This was going to be hardest part of her plan logistically speaking-- Prowl was so silent and so skilled at hiding himself, per his ninja training, it was going to be next to impossible to tell if he was in his room or not-- so speed was something she couldnt afford to not have.
Kneeling at the base of the massive tree Prowl so treasured, she pulled out the next of her projects, the ball peen hammer and the nails. She glanced around the room, searching for the sleek dark ninja.
Luck seemed to favor her at that moment, for Prowl was out of his quarters. Grinning widely, she ran over to the tree and speared the nail through the project and positioned it on the tree at just the right place. Prowls eye level was beyond her capabilities at the moment-- she was so much smaller than the ninja Autobot, and she didnt have the ways, means or time to elevate herself. As she started hammering the
029 - Happiness"He's cute," Cliffjumper observed with a sincere smile.029 - Happiness4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Arcee lifted her gaze to smile at Cliffjumper. "Kinda makes you wonder if he's yours, huh?" she teased.
He nudged her shoulder and settled on the berth next to her, wrapping one arm around her shoulder and looking down at the newly sparked being in her arms. He was small, he was sleeping and he was cute. He was also bright yellow with black details.
Arcee leaned her head on Cliffjumper's shoulder, brushing her fingers over the sparkling's helm. Life had been hell as of lateCliff had been on an off-planet tour of duty most all of the time she had been carrying, save a holiday or two. She'd been continuing with her duties as best she could in the meantime, up until well, up until today.
If Arcee ever said sparking a youngling was a painless experience, she was lying and Cliffjumper was to call her on it. It hurt like frag, yeah but seeing a new life, one she and her bonded had created and nurtured even over
Simple, Special: Bumblebee ficSimple, Special: Bumblebee fic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bees present was going to the hardest to deliver, but Sari was confident in the plan. Who would ignore a piece pf paper sticking out of his media player? Her work would have to be swifter than Prowls was, but it could be done with just a quick detour before her final stop.
Which lead her to where she was now. Moving quickly, she laid the present under Bees his media player and quit literally ran from the room.
A few minutes later, Bumblebee came in searching for his media player. He found it next to instantaneously and picked it up. He quirked an eye ridge when he saw a piece of paper, apparently face down, under his media player. He grabbed the paper and flipped it over to look at it.
Sari had drawn something for him: the two of them playing a Wii that as attached to a huge red heart, smiling widely. It wasnt perfect, but it looked