Heroes Can't Get Cooties - America x ReaderAmerica x Reader
Heroes Can't Get Cooties
Your legs swung lazily back and forth as you watched the clouds roll by. The sky was bright and blue, no hint of dark clouds anywhere. At least, as far as you could see through the light green leaves of the park's trees. It was a wonderful day.
Alfred Jones sat next to you on the wooden ledge, swinging his legs in sync with yours. He was a good friend and longtime love interest. You tried to let him know without being too forward or blunt about it, but it appeared he was so dense he never thought anything more of it than friendship, let alone love.
Maybe you could try again today.
"So," Alfred sighed, pulling you away from your train of thought, "I'm hungry."
"You're always hungry," you pointed out, glancing sideways at him.
He ignored your comment. "I want ice cream."
"I'll have some," you said simply, staring back up at the sky.
Alfred started shuffling through his pockets. "That's cool. I think I have enough money."
~All thanks to a Snicker Bar~ (AmericaxReader)"My. Feet. Kill." You said emotionlessly as you aimed yourself right on your coach with a bag with of candy on your lap.~All thanks to a Snicker Bar~ (AmericaxReader)3 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Aughhh~ I can't wait to eat all of my candie!~" Groaned your American friend Alfred as he joins you on the coach.
Tonight it was Halloween and your best friend Alfred join you on your trick or treating hunt,
You were dressed up as a badass pirate and your Alfred was a crazy chainsaw guy.
To tell you the truth, you had a big old crush on the outgoing American but whenever you TRIED telling him your feelings you would just stammer on and quickly change the subject before anything else stupid happens.
And as always in your failure always end up with a big facepalm to the face.
"Yo (Name), Can we eat our candies now? I'm so hungry!" Said the blonde as he was already digging his bag of candy.
You snapped back in reality and looked back on your friend. "W-what? But don't you want to save some for tomorrow?"
"Pfttt, What? No way (Name)! On Halloween you always gotta eat th
America x reader-love signs(request) You were staring out your window, looking across the way at the blonde boy who stared back. He took his sight off of you for a minute to look down. When he looked back up he brought a sheet of paper to the window too. You touched the glass and smiled as you read the note. 'Tomorrow, ok! I'll have it by Tomorrow', it read. You nodded and looked down to find your marker. You got a piece of paper off your bed and wrote 'Good. Cause we're killing the planet using all this paper everyday', then stretched the paper against the glass.America x reader-love signs(request)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Your best friend, Alfred was finally going to get a cellphone. You two have been friends since second grade and always lived next door to each other. This is how you two would usually communicate. Everyday, you'd use about a tablet of paper just to talk to each other.
When you looked back at your friend, he already had a response written out for you. 'Shut up. I'll see you at school Tomorrow', it read. You grabbed your fav
Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReaderToday was an extremely crappy day for you. You bombed an extremely important test in one of your classes, the lunch was pure shit… just about anything that could go wrong did. You were so grateful to get out of class that day.Strip Club Prank Call- AmericaxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
But at least you'd get to hang out with Alfred now! He was your best friend, and as such always knew what to do to cheer you up. Though you kind of felt like he wouldn't be able to help you out this time, since this was a really bad funk, you figured it'd at least be fun!
Oh boy, how wrong you were. About him not being able to cheer you up that is. Alfred could sense your despair as soon as he saw you. For a guy who was often accused of not being able to "sense the mood", he sure could read you pretty well.
"Awwww, what's wrong, __________?" He asked, concerned.
"Nothing, Alfred." You lied, knowing it was pointless. He'd annoy the hell out of you until he got you to fess up. He was oddly sweet like that. Maybe that's why you were secretly in love with him?
Sand Sharks - America x ReaderAmerica x ReaderSand Sharks - America x Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You held your floppy hat on your head with one hand as your hair danced and your sundress fluttered in the warm breeze. The sand was soft and warm under your feet and between your toes, and the waves rolled up serenely onto the beach. You were fooling around taking a stroll down the beach, throwing your weight from side to side while you walked and still trying to place your feet in front of the other to leave neat footprints in the sand.
You were waiting for tomorrow. You were so impatient, but nothing could be done about it. Tomorrow would be the day where you would have to go back to the crowded airport you arrived at days earlier to pick up your longtime boyfriend, Alfred F. Jones. Yes, he insisted on the F. You were really excited because he was often away on business, and even when he wasn't he lived far away. Of course, his business wasn't all that typical, and he was not a normal man. But you couldn't tell anyone about it, and you
AlfredxReader- Dear DiaryYou are about to finish the last few details on your drawing when the doorbell rang. You leap up from your seat and dash down the stairs.AlfredxReader- Dear Diary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I GOT IT!" You yell at the top of your lungs. Not that anyone else was even trying to get the door. That was your job. You open the door to find a handsome young man with short blonde hair, a cute little cowlick and sparkling blue eyes awaiting you.
"Hey, Dude!" He greets you, holding up some video games, "I found these on sale at Game Stop. Want to try 'em out with me?" He asks, already knowing the answer.
"Hell yes!" You squeal, "But hang on just a minute, I have some chores that I was supposed to do. Make yourself feel at home though, Alfy." You walk inside, leaving him to close the door. "Snacks are in the kitchen and the TV in the den has the xbox set up. But whatever you do, stay out of my room." You instruct him over your shoulder.
He couldn't go in your room. You had left the drawing out in the open The drawing of him. A shiver ran up
Eye Candy: AmericaXReader"Are you okay, sweetie?" Mrs. Jones asked, "Do you want to talk about it?"Eye Candy: AmericaXReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You bowed your head. You had been watching Alfred chop wood outside the window. She couldn't meet Mrs. Jones's eyes. How on earth do you go about telling another woman you were just ogling her son? It wouldn't go over well. You were starting to think deeply about your own family. Alfred's was tighter knit than yours. The woman in front you could be pushy but she wasn't demanding. Mrs. Jones expected honesty and hard work, but respected distance and personal issues. She hadn't forced you to talk at all that summer but she had put you and Alfred's other friends to work on the farm, probably taking advantage of having extra hands.
"I think… I'll go help Alfred chop some firewood…" you said evasively.
You walked out the door without another word. Alfred grinned and waved you over the moment he saw you. There was a second axe sitting by a stump at his side. You grabbed the second axe.
AmericaXReader: Dead Sexy in a MiniskirtYour locker slammed shut as you walked to the cafeteria to eat "food". Quotation marks because to call that stuff real food would be scandalous. And we'd hate to cause scandal.AmericaXReader: Dead Sexy in a Miniskirt3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Adjusting the scarf around your neck and pulling the black miniskirt down a bit more onto the underlying leggings, you joined the line stretching from the food-obtaining station to the door. You sighed. This was going to take a bit.
In order to occupy yourself, you looked over the guy standing in front of you. You had seen him around the hallways, but never gotten a good look at him. He was fairly well built, with golden blond hair and an odd cowlick that seemed to never stick down. He turned slightly, giving you a view of his face. You noticed his eyes especially. Hidden behind his glasses were two bright sapphires.
While being distracted by Blondie, you realized you were close to the front of the line, only one person to go. That's when you saw what they were serving. Hamburgers? You freaking loved those thing
AmericaXxXxShy!Reader"Okay class, we have a new student today." The teacher announced.AmericaXxXxShy!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Is it a girl or a boy?"
"Is he hot?"
"Is she hot?"
"Where are they?"
"Okay that's enough!" The teacher yelled.
"You people are so rambunctious! You're going to scare the poor girl away."
A couple girls groaned.
The teacher walked to the door and opened it.
"You can come in now." He said softly.
She hesitated, standing at the door fiddling with her fingers.
"C-can I j-just stay out h-here?" The students heard her whisper.
The teacher laughed a little.
"Oh come now, love. How do you suppose you're going to learn if you stay out there?"
She thought about this for a second before coming to her conclusion.
"A c-camera…and t-TV?" She whispered.
"It's going to be alright. Come on."
She looked doubtful for a couple seconds, and then she slowly walked into the class with her head down.
"Okay, love. Introduce yourself."
You started playing with the bottom of you school uniform skirt.
"Speak up, love.
Relief (AmericaxReader)ReliefRelief (AmericaxReader)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You staggered through the front door of your house, exhausted from a long day at work. Pushing through your bedroom door, you picked up a TV remote and PlayStation remote without even pausing on your way to your chair. Your friend Alfred had recently bought you the gaming system, as well as some new shooting game of some sort. You weren't really interested at the time, but after work all you wanted was to kill something. Metaphorically, of course.
Dragging your feet, you finally reached the plush, black hammock-chair. You flung yourself down onto the cushions. Stretching out your stocking-clad legs, your black heels clopped to the floor uselessly. You twisted in your chair until you were comfortable, then turned on the TV and gaming station.
Al had uploaded the game and everything, so all you had to do was press play. Which you did. Still in your charcoal pencil skirt and burgundy blouse you held the controller in unsure hands and started the game. 007:
HetaliaxReader- Airport- AmericaYou looked around the airport to see a large white sign with your nickname printed on it in large, black letters. You smiled, shaking your head and started off towards the sign.HetaliaxReader- Airport- America3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"______!" cried the sign-holder, dropping the white poster board and running towards you.
"Alfy!" you shouted back, opening your arms wide and hugging the American as he reached you.
"I'm here to be your chauffeur." He announced proudly.
"I noticed." You said, giggling and taking the adorable chauffeur's cap he was wearing off of his head and setting it jauntily upon your own.
"So how was your trip….?" Alfred asked you, eyeing you all over with his bright blue eyes as if checking to make sure you were not hurt while you were away, outside of his protection.
"Oh, alright…. But I'm doing much better now that I'm home." You hugged him again, burying your face in his chest, breathing in the scent of him- cheeseburgers and milkshakes.
Alfred laughs, wrapping his bomber jacket around you so you are trapped against hi
AmericaxReader - I'm FineI'm not sure what it is. Maybe I was just thinking too much or I'm too stressed out. I should probably try to relax. Though, that didn't work out too well either. This feeling that keeps coming back, it won't leave me alone. Everywhere I go, everything I see, I can't help but feel really depressed half the time. I don't know why I keep pushing myself like I do. When I go out with my friends or hang out with my family, I put on a smile. I laugh at how funny this is. I'm so sad and tired that I put on this act where I'm always so happy that it actually makes me even more sad and tired. I hate myself for doing it. No one deserves to be around such a fake, depressing person like myself. I don't even deserve to live this life I have.AmericaxReader - I'm Fine3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I've thought about suicide many times before, but I was too afraid to commit to it. I would be scared of what would happen to me after I died. Instead, I would isolate myself and cry, sometimes multiple times a day if I had the chance. Most people would wonder
AmericaxCold!Reader: THE FAN PLEASE?AmericaxCold!Reader: THE FAN PLEASE?3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
AmericaxCold!Reader THE FAN PLEASE?
You and your boyfriend, Alfred, were sprawling out on your leather couches, doing nothing in particular. You just were at a local festival, and turned on the fan and the AC in a trial to get cool again.
You squinted your (e/c) eyes in attempt to see your eye lashes, failing. You groaned, why is it always so cold when you turn the fan on, but when its off your too hot?!
"Alllllffffrrreeeddd!!!!" you groaned, rolling your body over on your leather couch to face him.
His bright blue eyes glanced at you, his 'Nantucket' standing tall and proud. "____________________, what?" he said back, with just as much 'pep'
"I`m coooolld. Turn off the faaan pleeeaaassseee" You complained a small smile on your face.
"What?!" he jumped up, shocked "You spent a winter in Russia, went outside with jean shorts and a tank top, and said it was nice outside. Now a FAN is cold?"
You pouted. "Yes.... meanie. Turn it OFFFFFFFF" you stretched out your legs really far
America X Reader One-Shot, Valentine's Day"_______? Is ________ here today?"America X Reader One-Shot, Valentine's Day3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yes Miss." You mumbled, making every effort to look as disinterested as you felt, planting both arms on your desk and resting your chin on your hands.
You hated this cursed occasion, every year round. On Valentine's day every couple in school seemed to be completely induced in love-stricken admiration of each other. It almost seemed like they wanted to rub their affections in the faces of the rest of the world. They would gaze into each other's eyes; give gifts of cards and flowers and chocolate.
What was so romantic about that anyway? Flowers would die in a few days, and an overdose of sweet treats was sure to bring either the dentist or the doctor calling.
"Is Matthew Williams here today?"
Of course Matthew was there. The teacher just ignored him like most other people. It wasn't as if people ( boys in particular) ignored you, you'd had many love confessions over the years . Just not the one you we
Romance Over A Milkshake AmericaXReader(request)"Hey, America." The American blond looked at whoever was tugging on the sleeve of his bomber jacket. It turned out to be you, who looked flustered and nervous, for some reason. "America." You said. "You go on and on about this place called McDonald's." You dropped your gaze to the ground. "Would you mind taking me there?"Romance Over A Milkshake AmericaXReader(request)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
America ALWAYS talked about McDonalds during the world meetings, which got you curious. Was it really that good? That was the reason you were asking.
A grin spread across the blonde’s face. "You've finally come around!" He exclaimed cheerfully, grabbing your shoulders. You just stared at him in confusion. What was he so excited about? Still smiling, he swept you off your feet- literally- and ran out the door.
"America!" You shrieked, flailing and squirming in his arms. "Put me down right now!" You were just walking to some restaurant, for god's sake! You didn't need to be carried around like some airheaded damsel in distress.
The blond only chuckled at your rea
America x Reader: Nursing Home Visit"Are you sure about this Al?" you asked your boyfriend, extremely nervous.America x Reader: Nursing Home Visit3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Of course I am!" Alfred exclaimed, grinning widely.
You sighed, looking down at your feet as Alfred kept his eyes on the road, driving the two of you to the nursing home. The two of your were stopping by to see his grandma, whom you have never met in your entire life. You and Alfred have been for six months too, and he has yet to introduce you to his grandmother.
You were completely terrified. You were scared his grandma wasn't going to like you, that she was going to yell at you to leave her baby alone. You were scared that she was going to glare at you the whole time, thinking about terrible things that could happen to you.
Hopefully everything would go smoothly and that she would like you.
"How much longer anyway?" you asked Alfred, looking over at him.
He kept his eyes on the road but did answer your question. "We'll be there in a second!" he exclaimed, glancing over at you with a smirk
That's not how it happened .:AmericaXReader:."Daddy how did you and mommy meet?" Your daughter asked Alfred as he sat at the table sipping his coffee. He looked down at his little girl and smiled. He picked her up and placed her on his lap.That's not how it happened .:AmericaXReader:.3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Well (daughter's name), it happened like this.." Alfred started...
It was a bright afternoon when there was a cry for help. A huge monster had been attacking the city. It was huge with purple and puke green scales. It was wrecking everything in it's path as it walked through the city. Military planes were shooting at it but that did nothing. Then it picked up a beautiful woman who let out a terrified shriek. Her beautiful (e/c) eyes showed how terrfied she was.
"Help! I need a hero!" She shouted and then I came.
I swooped down and punched that beast right in the jaw. It fell back and let go of the woman. She was falling and I jumped and caught her and landed safely on the roof of a building. I jumped back and beat up the monster saving the day. I went back to where I had left the
America x reader- Why do you love me? So yeah(Hey this my first reader insert, I hope you guys like. Something I did in my free time and please give me some feedback, if you guys like I might just continue writing. So yeah enjoy~)America x reader- Why do you love me?3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"F/N!!!!" I woke up screaming. I had an awful nightmare that my precious (F/N) decided to leave me for someone else. The room was still dark so I start patting the sides to make sure she was still there. I finally felt her form and immediately hug it.
"Nghh..." (F/N) groaned and buried her face in the pillow. I held her tighter and take in her smell. 'Oh god, I can't imagine a day without her,' I thought, but then I begin to wonder. 'Why does she love me?' I glance over her figure and push some hair strands out of her peaceful face. 'I mean seriously dude~She's like a perfect 10! I gotta know!'
I proceed to nudge her, "(F/N), (F/N)." Nothing. I start poking her squishy face to get a reaction. "(F/N), (F/N)," I repeat and I could feel her face twitch
An All-American Baby AmericaxReader"Hey, babe, I'm headed to the store. Want anything?" You looked over from your spot on the couch to see your husband standing in the doorway.An All-American Baby AmericaxReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I can't think of anything right now," you responded, shaking your head. Alfred walked over to you and bent at the waist to give you a kiss. He pulled away and headed out.
"Kay, babe. Call me if you think of something." You made a noise of acknowledgement as you heard the front door close. You waited a few minutes before bolting upstairs to the bedroom you both shared. After rifling through your dresser, you pulled out a small package and rushed into the bathroom, locking the door behind you.
In your trembling hands you held a box of pregnancy tests. As happy as you would be to have a child with Alfred, you two had never discussed children, so you weren't sure if he'd be happy if you ended up being pregnant.
As you got one of the sticks out, you couldn't help but feel glad that Alfred wasn't always the sharpest tool in the shed. You'd been feelin
America x Reader (Still Get My Heart Racing)People constantly questioned your relationship with your boyfriend- but who could blame them? You and Alfred F. Jones were practically polar opposites! You were self-conscious, reserved and studious, while he was loud, energetic and reckless. He was imaginative; you were realistic. Before you got to know each other, you classified him under the category 'obnoxious', and he labelled you as 'boring'.America x Reader (Still Get My Heart Racing)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
However, one science project you guys were forced to do together made the two of you inseparable. Alfred soon began to realize that you did have a fun side- it only took a matter of time for you to open up. You also found out that despite the overwhelming exterior he put out, he could be soft and serious as well. In a few months, he wasn't the 'hero-wannabe jokester' in your eyes, and you were no longer the 'invisible, forgettable girl in class' to him.
The American asked you out when the both of you were seventeen, and three years down the lane, your relationship was still continuing to gro
AmericaxPregnant!Reader: Steve .4AmericaxPregnant!Reader: Steve .43 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No!" you shouted at your childish husband, "we are not naming our child Clark Kent Jones."
Alfred pouted, "Come on _________. How about Peter Parker Jones?"
You put down the baby name book and stared at your husband, "No."
You rolled your eyes, "Alfred "
Your husband walked behind you and stared to rub your shoulders, "How about Steve?"
"Hmm," you thought for a moment, "I like it."
His smiled widely, "Yes!"
Raising an eyebrow you asked, "What's so special about the name St .oh man." Now he wanted to name your child after Captain American (figures huh?). "Alfred, why do we have to name our child after a superhero? They're gonna get teased."
"No they're not, nobody teases a hero!"
"Spiderman Superman "
Alfred took your book from you, "Not the point."
"We are not naming our child after a comic book superhero." Reaching up you snatched your book back, "I swear sometimes I feel like I'm married to a child."
After a few minutes there was a strange
AmericaxReader- TRICK OR TREAT!"TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!" Alfred screamed at you as you opened the door. He held up a pillow case, smiling expectantly. You sighed and dropped a couple pieces of candy inside his bag.AmericaxReader- TRICK OR TREAT!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That's a really crappy costume " You told him. He was wearing a Superman t-shirt and a pair of tighty whities over a blue pants tucked into red boots.
"Are you kidding? I'm the hero!" He struck a pose that showed off his muscles. You shook your head, blushing inwardly. "Now, c'mon, _____. You're going trick or treating with me aren't you?"
"Yeah, yeah. Hold your horses. I need to grab my shoes." You ran off and dug a pair of cherry red cowboy boots out of the shoe closet. You walked out, for Alfred to approve.
He raked his eyes over you, too long for your taste. "Very nice ." He mused, "We'll be a perfect team! Come, Wonder Woman!" He scooped you in his arms, your red and gold top creaking in complaint.
"Put me down!" You wailed, "I'm Wonder Woman, I don't
AmericaxReader: A Shoulder to Cry OnAmericaxReader: A Shoulder to Cry On3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sighed as raindrops hit your face. Your day today was really stressful. You had to work a long shift at your job, and your boss wouldn't get off your back. If that wasn't bad enough, your two roommates got in a really big fight and dragged you into the middle of it. It all grew to be just too much, so you decided to go out for a walk, despite the fact that it was raining hard. Maybe the rain would calm you down.
So now here you were in the park, getting completely soaked, and trying to forget your troubles.
"(Name)?" You opened your eyes to see your best friend, and long-time crush, Alfred F. Jones. The hyper blonde was standing in front of you, an umbrella shielding him from the heavy rain. "Whoa, dudette! You're completely soaked! What are you doing out here all by yourself in the rain?"
You sighed. "Today has just been really bad. I had to work a long shift, my boss wouldn't get off my back, and my two roommates dragged me into the midd
:America: I Love You Dear, But I Cannot Marry You"I love you, dear, but I cannot marry you.":America: I Love You Dear, But I Cannot Marry You3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You, and everyone else in the class, looked up from writing down notes to give your Theater teacher a confused look. You and the rest of the class were in the middle or writing down the notes on the chalk board until he randomly said that...
Leaning over to whisper in your ear, Alfred said, "Just who exactly is Mr.Crazy-Pants talking to?"
Shrugging, you said, "Dunno..."
Finally, a girl who sat a few seats down hesitantly raised her hand and asked, "Uh, sir? What are you talking about?"
Mr.Johnson grew a big smile, happy that someone finally asked, "Glad you asked, honey." Standing up from the swivel chair, he took some steps off the stage and said, "I love you dear, but I cannot marry you! It's a game!"
"Are we gonna play?" Alfred asked, excited about finally getting a chance to goof off in class.
"Yep!" He said before explaining the game. Apearantly, whoever went first was suppose to ask a person of their choice to marry them. With the strai
Alfred X Reader- Piggy Back RideAlfred X Reader- Piggy Back Ride3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a nice summer day, the sun now almost down and everything in order. You were playing baseball with Alfred, your best friend since forever. The two of you always were competitive in everything....video games, eating, baseball and even waking up. It was a nice growing friendship, but you held more for the hyper and American blond. Yes, you loved him very much, but you simple couldn't see the two of you together, holding hands, cuddling and kissing. Yes you shared many moments with him, but it was just friendship, bot boyfriend and girlfriend.
You spaced out and were hit by the baseball ball and you feel down. Alfred was running to you to cheek if you were okey.
"Eh...sorry, [Name]...I didn't mean to hit you..." he said and rubbed the back of his head with an embarrassed face. You just chuckled at him.
"Hey calm down, it was just a small hit, is not like I was hit by a car or the moon." you said and you both laughed. Yeah....just as friends.
"Hey you two!" Arthur shouted to the two