Optional Dialogue PoP 2008Optional Dialogue PoP 20084 years ago in Drama More Like This
Here's the link to the folder containing all the parts.
The cover art is just a little speed sketch I made a few minutes ago.
Punk Dovahkiin*The Dragonborn is caught killing someone and stealing their junk.*Punk Dovahkiin2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Guard: By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!
DB: Shut up. Please.
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
DB: Dude. I am with da bruthas. In da hood. The Dark Bruthahood.
Guard: I am well aware. Come quietly, or taste the Jarl’s justice!
DB: I heard you. I suggest you come quietly or I hand you over to my bruthas.
Guard: I only gave you two options. Die, or come to jail!
DB: Yer missin’ one.
Guard: And that is...
DB: Krii Lun Aus!
Guard: (dying slowly because of poison) Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I used to think an arrow in the knee was bad...
DB: But then you took a warhammer to the head. *whack*
WELCOME TO MAH LAND OF SKYRIM. HERE, EVERYONE USED TO BE WHATEVER THEY WERE BUT THEN THEY TOOK A WARHAMMER TO THE FACE.