Some Jack Daniels (AmericaXReader)WARNING: Alcohol involved, bad language. Please note that you have been warned!
"We love this Drill Sergeant! Give us more, Drill Sergeant!" you yell with the rest of your group. A tall blonde man walked around your group as if he was planning your murder. Everyone stayed absolutely still, not even daring to breathe too hard. Slowly he stood in front of you, more like towered over you, seeing as you were only (y/h) and he being at least six five. You kept your (e/c) eye down and prayed silently he wouldn't pick you to do what he always does.
"PRIVATE (Y/LN) YOU ARE A STUPID USELESS MAGGOT! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK WOMEN! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE!? GO MAKE SOME DINNER AND STAY IN THE KITCHEN!" he screamed into your face, he didn't even flinch knowing that would get you twenty diamond push ups. "ANSWER
~All thanks to a Snicker Bar~ (AmericaxReader)"My. Feet. Kill." You said emotionlessly as you aimed yourself right on your coach with a bag with of candy on your lap.~All thanks to a Snicker Bar~ (AmericaxReader)8 months ago in Settings More Like This
"Aughhh~ I can't wait to eat all of my candie!~" Groaned your American friend Alfred as he joins you on the coach.
Tonight it was Halloween and your best friend Alfred join you on your trick or treating hunt,
You were dressed up as a badass pirate and your Alfred was a crazy chainsaw guy.
To tell you the truth, you had a big old crush on the outgoing American but whenever you TRIED telling him your feelings you would just stammer on and quickly change the subject before anything else stupid happens.
And as always in yo
AmericaxReader Movie Night part 1AmericaxReader Movie Night part 18 months ago in Drama More Like This
“Hey (Name)!” Your friend Alfred called as you walked towards the bus after school.
“Hey Al, what’s up?”
“Well I was just wondering if… you know… you wanted to watch a movie with me?” He asked, sounding a bit shy, though for him that was the same as being normal…
“Sure. Uh… when?”
“How about tonight a six?” He replied, quickly reverting to his usual self.
“Kay, see ya at six! I’ll meet you at your house!” I hollered as I jumped onto my bus to go home just as it was about to leave you behind.
~~~~~~~~Le Time Skipe~~~~~~~~~
College!USAxReader- Study TimeYou were late, at least twenty minutes. This was the fifth night you got barely any sleep, the pressure of exams was causing plenty of sleep deprivation. What else were you to do? It was sleep or failing, you rather not fail. Though it was logical for yourself, your best friend Alfred thought otherwise.College!USAxReader- Study Time7 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Dude! This is the billionth time you are late," Alfred cried even though you were both at the library, cramming in last information.
"Shhh, quiet down, remember where we are smart ass," you said as you pouted.
"It's not my fault! I have a reason to yell, how do you expect the hero to save anyone, when the victim isn't around?" he asked, lo
Thank you, Netflix! EnglandxReaderTwo.Thirty.Five.a.m.Thank you, Netflix! EnglandxReader8 months ago in Romance More Like This
That is the ungodly time England was woken up by a phone call. From the ringtone, "What makes you beautiful" (dawws), he knew it had to be ________.
"It's 2 in the sodding morning, _________. What the bloody hell do you want?!"
"Arthur, you need to get over here. Now."
The serious in her voice as well as what she said kind of turned him on a little. And it showed in his response.
"W-what? Why?" He asked, a million dirty thoughts going through his head.
"Because they have 'Once Upon a Time' on Netflix!"
England hung up the phone and practically flew to ________'s house. Sure getting laid would've been b
Trying not to hate you- EnglandxReader"Do you, _______take this man, Arthur Kirkland as your husband, to love him and to honor him, to nurture, serve and support him, in times of joy and in times of difficulty? Do you promise to remain by his side regardless of what trouble befalls you, and in the presence of temptation to forsake this love, do you promise to remain steadfast and true? Do you promise with all your heart and soul to honor this vow till death do you part?"Trying not to hate you- EnglandxReader8 months ago in Romance More Like This
_______ wanted to say "I don't". This was wrong, so wrong! She didn't want this! She didn't love this man, she didn't even like him! She was in love with another man, for Christ's sake! She looked back at said
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It was a dark day in history for some people, the last bit of happiness being taken from their lives after the incident. You just shrugged it off only feeling a bit disappointed about it and not realizing until you got home how this would affect you.
You knew Alfred would be slightly affected by the turn of events, but not so much that when you got home you wouldn’t see him sitting on the couch with a loose tie, hunched over a video game control while the TV reflected off his glasses as he killed who knows what in the game, having either a container of instant macaroni or a warm bag of food from McDonal
America x Silent!Reader - New Student At My School You knew everyone was talking about it, a new student was coming to the school. No one cared to tell you, you actually didn't care at all. You looked out the window and listened to Breaking Benjamin. You felt alone at your school since everyone that liked you graduated that year before. Hishschool seemed like hell to you, you didn't expect someone to save you but that was going to change after today.America x Silent!Reader - New Student At My School6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Students! We have a new student, please introduce yourself young man." The teacher said, you put your iPod away and looked up at the man. The boy walked in and you started to blush, this has never happened to you ever! All the girls squeeled; as expected, the boy walked the the front of the class.
"Hey yo! The names Alfred F. Jones and I will be joining your class from now on!" He said making a gun with his hands, he got his fan club after that. You looked back at the window to look at the beautiful blue sky, you smiled to
You're My Wish -AlfredxReader [Drabble]Your heavy eye lids were just about to close when suddenly, your phone started to ring. You muttered a few select curses under your breath as you began to walk-crawl to where your phone was ringing. You fumbled around a bit and then peered at it to see who was calling.You're My Wish -AlfredxReader [Drabble]7 months ago in Romance More Like This
It was Alfred. You sighed, wondering if he was calling because he was having nightmares or something. You flipped open your phone and said in a flat voice, “What do you want?”
“Hey dudette! Hope I didn’t wake you up!” you heard him, chipper as ever.
“…..” you couldn’t think of anything nice to say.
“Oh.. geez, sor
AmericaXxXxShy!Reader"Okay class, we have a new student today." The teacher announced.AmericaXxXxShy!Reader7 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Is it a girl or a boy?"
"Is he hot?"
"Is she hot?"
"Where are they?"
"Okay that's enough!" The teacher yelled.
"You people are so rambunctious! You're going to scare the poor girl away."
A couple girls groaned.
The teacher walked to the door and opened it.
"You can come in now." He said softly.
She hesitated, standing at the door fiddling with her fingers.
"C-can I j-just stay out h-here?" The students heard her whisper.
The teacher laughed a little.
"Oh come now, love. How do you suppose you're going to learn if you stay out there?"
AmericaxReader Movies -Oneshot-AmericaxReader Movies -Oneshot-7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
AmericaxReader Movies -Oneshot-
"Alfred, are sure you want to see this?"
It was noisy Saturday night, people up and down the streets. Alfred made you go to the movies with him. You expected him to see some dumb,funny movie but it wasn't. Instead it was a really,bloody movie. You glanced at Alfred, he was standing quite normal, but knowing him, deep inside he was about to cry. You stiffly laughed, as you walk to the ticket booth. 'Arthur is going to kill me for doing this to Alfred.'
"Two ticket to (random scary movie.)"
"Here you go, m'am."
You thanked the man, and went t
Courtship. - America x Reader.You met him on a cloudy day in the marketplace. The sky looked as if it was about to rain, or call out with thunder and spark through the dark. A large light cracked through the sky, and you flinched from the sudden sound - but there was someone more frightened.Courtship. - America x Reader.7 months ago in Romance More Like This
"That scared me peeless!" You giggled at that new term as the rain started to pour. "Lady! You're going to catch a cold!" You waved him off, signaling it would be okay.
"I'm (Name)! And you?"
"Alfred F. Jones! The Hero!" You laughed. There was no such as a hero. "Your dress is swapping the floor! It's going to get dirty!"
"It's alright," you sigh. "These dresses and high heels are
7 minutes in heaven-GermanyYou put your hand in the box and grab a necklace with the centerpiece scratched out.7 minutes in heaven-Germany2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Auch, that's me." Germany said, raising his hand.
*oh no..* You thought. You had liked him forever, but were sort of uneasy around him, because he was so strict and quite scary at times.
"Veee~! I'm-a So excited for you!" Italy shouted while jumping up and down.
"Eh..." Germany said, blushing and walked you into the closet.
"So, ve sit here and do vhas now?" He said, looking away from you, although it was very dark.
"I'm...Not sure. I think your supposed to see if you like the person that you are ~Stuck~ In the closet with." He looked back toward yo
Jealousy- ItalyxReader_________ sat silently fuming behind the blissfully unaware Italian. He made it look so easy; like it was nothing. How did he do it? How was every fucking thing he drew a masterpiece?!Jealousy- ItalyxReader6 months ago in Romance More Like This
"GAAAAAAAH!" She yelled, throwing her paintbrush down in frustration. "FUCK THIS SHIT!"
Italy jumped, startled. "Ahh! D-don't scream out of nowhere like that, _______!"
_________ sighed in guilt. "I'm sorry, Feliciano. It's just… what's the use? I'll never be a good artist."
Italy looked at the girl sympathetically, approaching her so he could see her picture. "Aw, come on, _______!" He chirped, actually opening his eyes so he could see the picture. "I'm su
2P!AmericaXReader-Starry Night Monster"________, you... don't think I'm a... monster, do you?"2P!AmericaXReader-Starry Night Monster5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
You blinked and lifted your head up to see her friend Alfred, well, the other Alfred.
America, Alfred F. Jones' counterpart, "Anti-America".
You bit your lip slightly as you raced through some thoughts in your busy little head. Yeah, instead of this Alfred being the so-called-Hero, this one was a villain, with his tanned skin and dark reddish-brown hair with a much similar cowlick to the official America, and instead of glasses he had sunglasses placed on top of his head, which occasionally slipped. But... this Alfred... has killed people. The bat he always carried around with nails
(America x Reader) 13 Ways to Kiss (One-Shot)DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YOU OR HETALIA. ಠ_ಠ(America x Reader) 13 Ways to Kiss (One-Shot)8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were standing in front of your bookshelf and flipping through several books, thinking about which to reread till large, strong arms wrapped around your waist. You heart jumped a bit because of the sudden touch.
"What do you want, Alfred?"
You chuckled, glancing over to your right to see the American's head resting on your shoulder. His baby blue eyes looked into your _(eye color)_ ones. Alfred chuckled and kissed your cheek, making you blush slightly. You were dating him for a while now, and you loved each other as much as your hearts can love.
"Why don't we do a game?"
Neko!AmericaXReader Cat FestivalNeko!AmericaXReader Cat Festival5 months ago in Romance More Like This
Neko!AmericaXReader Cat Festival
...sigh.... Another lonely day in the life of ------------. You powered down your computer and decided to go for a walk outside. It was still winter, and the air was cold and crisp. You pulled on a jacket and set out. It was after dark, but the sky was clear and filled with stars. You felt something warm and furry brush against your leg. You looked down and saw a yellow and tan striped cat.
“Alfred!” you exclaimed with delight.
Alfred began to purr and rub against your leg. You ruffled his ears and petted him gently. Alfred was a semi-feral cat that belonged to one of your neighbors. They let him w
Nutella England x Reader"What?!" you shouted almost falling out of your kitchen chair. Your best friend Arthur Kirkland had come over for the day to hang out. Everything was going fine until you asked him if he wanted a snack.Nutella England x Reader6 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Sorry love, I've never tried it." he said shrugging his shoulders.
"How could you have never tried nutella!?" you flailed your arms for emphasis. Arthur let out an irritated sigh and ran a hand through his blond, messy hair.
"I just haven't. Alfred always tried but always failed. What's so good about it anyway? Isn't it just nuts?"
You nearly fainted. "Just nuts?! It's not just nuts! It a blend of hazel nuts and chocolaty goodness!" You g
Eye Candy: AmericaXReader"Are you okay, sweetie?" Mrs. Jones asked, "Do you want to talk about it?"Eye Candy: AmericaXReader7 months ago in Romance More Like This
You bowed your head. You had been watching Alfred chop wood outside the window. She couldn't meet Mrs. Jones's eyes. How on earth do you go about telling another woman you were just ogling her son? It wouldn't go over well. You were starting to think deeply about your own family. Alfred's was tighter knit than yours. The woman in front you could be pushy but she wasn't demanding. Mrs. Jones expected honesty and hard work, but respected distance and personal issues. She hadn't forced you to talk at all that summer but she had put you and Alfred's ot
Rollar Coasters AmericaXScared!Reader"No. No freakin' way." You crossed your arms over your chest, glaring at the blond.Rollar Coasters AmericaXScared!Reader6 months ago in Humor More Like This
"C'mon, bro!" The American protested, his light blue eyes revealing nothing but enthusiasm. "It'll be fun!"
You snorted. Fun, indeed. Riding on a metal death trap, with a god damn 90 degree drop, and then puking the hamburger you'd eaten wasn't exactly your idea of fun. You liked standing on the firm ground, thank you very much.
"C'mon" The American whined. "Don't be such a pussy, bro!" Says the guy who just about pissed himself in the haunted house. You decided not to make that point, though, because you were sure his hero ego would live it down, and then he would resume his pestering.
Suddenly, the blond flashed a grin. You were confused- until you were suddenly lifted off the ground and thrown over Alfred's shoulder.
"ALFRED F. JONES, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" You shrieked, pounding on his broad back.
He just laughed, walking toward
Prussia-Seven minutesYou reached into the box and felt something partly wet and partly crusty. Out of disgust and curiosity, , you pull the item out to see a bloodies up napkin. Prussia gives out a laugh. "That's me!" He looked at you up and down confidently, but, moments later, a shroud of gloom and embarrassment fell upon him. He dragged you into the closet. "Uhhh..." He said, scratching the back of his head nervously. "Are you okay?" You asked him, placing your hand on his shoulder. He squirmed rapidly. "O-Of course I'm FINE! L-Let go of me!" He threw your hand away from him. The two of you were silent for a few moments. "Truth is..." He said shamefully/ "I'vePrussia-Seven minutes1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader Part 5As rays from the morning sun crept their way through uncovered windows, green eyes slowly fluttered open.Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader Part 57 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Oh… my head…" Arthur grumbled. His head was probably the thing hurting the most, but really his whole body was in pain. Probably because he'd passed out on the floor.
He struggled to get up for a bit, and when he finally did he was rewarded with a spinning room. He tried closing his eyes but this only made it worse, so he simply sat down on the couch and held his head.
"I swear I'm never drinking again…" He said miserably.
"WELL GOOD MORNING, SLEEPYHEAD!!!!" An obnoxious cheery voice yelled, making Arthur feel like someone was puttin
AmericaxReader::Closer to LoveSo this is my first ever HetaliaxReader fan fiction. I would love some feed back and just let me know if I should keep trying to write. I accept any criticism but please only put constructive ^^' I don't want my hopes crushed to soon....AmericaxReader::Closer to Love11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
She got the call today
One out of the gray
And when the smoke cleared
It took her breath away
She said she didn't believe
It could happen to me
I guess we're all one phone call from our knees
We're gonna get there soon
You were sitting in your apartment wondering what you would have for supper with your boyfriend. You sti
Poker Face (GermanyXReader) (General P.O.V)Poker Face (GermanyXReader)6 months ago in Romance More Like This
Ludwig stood at attention, his stern cold eyes looked straight ahead, his spine snapped to it's absolute straightest. He dared not to breath too hard, that would bring attention to himself, and with his Major around he didn't want that. He had even woken up two hours before call to get dress and make sure everything was right from his hat placed correctly to the amount of shoe shine he had placed on his boots. His Major was a strict girl with beauty that seemed to tease Ludwig. Her (e/c) eyes always seemed to mock him, her lips always pressed into a line as if to say he was a disappointment and worst of all her (h/c) braided hair always reminded him of something he couldn't have. Ludwig was in a program to prepare young people for war, the ages where from fifteen to eighteen. Ludwig was here for his last year, in August he'd be shipped off to the real army, to real war.
Truth be told
AmericaxReader Movie Night part 2AmericaxReader Movie Night part 28 months ago in Drama More Like This
“ALFRED!” You screamed.
Alfred lay crumpled on the ground, his right shoulder was bleeding like a flood across his button up shirt and his leather bomber jacket. You quickly fell to your knees next to his pale figure. He opened his eyes just a bit when you screamed, clutching his shoulder and wincing.
“(N-Name)… C-call the ambulance…” You nodded as he stuttered, quickly punching the numbers into your phone. You told the operator what she needed to know and quickly hung up.
“Hang in there Alfred…” You trailed off. His shoulder was still weeping, but not as badly as before. You kneeled d