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I am the Worst Dinner Guest EverI am the worst dinner guest ever.

To try and compete with me is to try and compete with a cloudy winter's day for most gloomy.

You have a better chance at beating the sun in a starring contest!

Try your hand at pitting yourself in a contest of balance against a sturdy tree!

I promise you, the odds are more in your favour for that one!

Heaven help you, I will sit and listen to every single anecdote.

Spill your stories like rivers spill water! Share your every amusing tale with fervour!

Every syllable, every word, every sentence; I will devour them rapaciously.

In my grim and twisted delight I will even ask you questions so that I may u

I am the Worst Dinner Guest Ever

by *ChildishEkko in Free Verse

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