EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 19
…yes, it was very awkward.
So, quick as you could, you both scrambled to your feet again, flushed in embarrassment.
“Well then…” You coughed. “Shall we head back?”
“So we shall,” Arthur replied sheepishly, and the two of you went back to your house, leaving the way-too-cliché park.
That night, you surprised Arthur by pulling on a white uniform and tying a black belt around your waist.
“Where are you going?” He asked, confused.
You whirled around to stare at him, eyes widened incredulously. “Are you freaking kidding me?” You demanded.
“Well, it looks like you’re going to some martial arts-“ Arthur broke off, shifting uncomfortably.
“Let me get this straight…” You said slowly. “You have been living in this house for…more than six months…and you had no idea I went to karate classes?!”
“Um…no, no I didn’t.” Ar
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 25EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 253 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Thanks, everyone for sticking through with this! Sadly, this is the last chapter, but never fear! The second story will start up again after a few weeks (To be called Slightly More Crazy)! Enjoy!
“Is it really over?” You kept asking Arthur on the bus ride to school. “Is that even possible?” Normally, Arthur wouldn’t object to sitting so closely to you, but right now, you were being downright annoying.
He sighed. “Yes, _____, school really is over for the year.” He answered for what must have been the twentieth time in five minutes.
You watched him for a moment, before leaning on him, bored. Your MP3 player, unfortunately, had failed to charge after an unfortunate trip into soapy dishwater. You might as well listen to Arthur breathing, since you had read dramatic fanfictions where apparently that was interesting.
He stared at you. “_____, what the bloody hell are you doing?”
You looked up. “Eh, nothing.” You lean
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 9EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 93 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Much to Arthur's disappointment, you were back to your normal, snarky self soon enough.
The day you were home sick while Arthur kindly took care of you was a Friday, luckily, so in your mind, you had a three day weekend for the price of eating Arthur's food! Lucky you!
The weekend went by slowly. You were trapped at home while it was pouring outside. That combined with the 36 degree temperature outside, and the lack of heating in your house, everybody spent the majority of the weekend curled up in blankets in the living room.
"Y-you know," Arthur had pointed out, "Thirty six degrees isn't that cold "
"Says the one whose teeth are chattering," You muttered.
While Arthur inchworm-style (in case you don't know, it's weird crawling without using hands or feet that works best in a sleeping bag) crawled over to headbutt you, Bailey replied calmly from your other side.
"Well, it's that awkward time where, like, you know how in spring, 45 degrees is suddenly warm enough to wear a t-shirt?
EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 18EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 183 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were sitting in your living room, zoning off while planning some future event that would most likely annoy the hell out of your poor boyfriend for April Fool's Day. This was when, not for the first time in ten minutes either, Arthur cleared his throat and waved his hand in front of your face.
"______?" He snapped his fingers, finally startling you out of your absent expression.
"Eh, wot?" You blinked, turning to peer at him. "What's up?"
"______, luv, you've been staring at me for a long time and it's rather unnerving." He rolled his eyes.
You turned a little red. "That's awkward...I hate when that happens. I was zoning out, sorry, not staring at your lovely face."
"Thanks for the backwards compliment," He replied dryly. "Anyway, luv, I was thinking..."
"That's dangerous," You commented dryly.
He glared at you. "Let me finish, please."
You gestured for him to continue with a smug little smile.
"Anyway," He looked at you, clearly expecting you to interrupt. Your smile just widened a
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 4EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Of all the exchange students, why on Earth did it have to be you?" You grumbled, glowering across the kitchen table at Arthur.
He raised an eyebrow. "You know, I had a rather good impression of you until a few minutes ago."
"Now I'm the one who's flattered," You said sarcastically.
"I did say 'had'," Arthur snorted. "Why do you dislike me so much?"
"I never said once that I disliked you." You retorted.
"Well, it sure seems like it, luv," Arthur rolled his eyes.
"You two fight like a married couple," Bailey interrupted loudly. "Why don't you kiss and make up already?"
For two long, awkward minutes, you all kind of stared at each other with open mouths, before at the same time, you and Arthur exploded.
"LIKE HELL I'LL KISS CATERPILLAR BROWS!"
"WHO'D WANT TO MARRY THIS SARCASTIC GIRL ANYWAY?!"
You both started arguing again until your mom came up behind you and duct taped your mouth shut. Yes, duct-taped. You glowered at her, but you got the point. You rolled your eyes and said something
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 8EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Over the next few weeks, a few things went badly. At least for Arthur, anyway. You and him were arguing over everything every single day. You saw this as highly amusing, since you were very fond of arguing, particularly with someone who reacted as well as Arthur did. However, Arthur saw this as a hindrance to him being close enough to actually understand your personality, so his arguing was becoming more and more irritable.
Soon enough, you caught on to this, and stopped for a little while to let him cool down. You were very much enjoying his company, though you were loathe to admit it, and the last thing you wanted was someone who lived in the same house as you to hate you.
One night though, you let something slip that apparently really set Arthur off. You couldn't even remember what it was, and yet he was so infuriated that it startled you into angrily yelling back.
Unfortunately, your parents weren't there to stop the fight, and Bailey and Jackson only watched, eyes wide open, as yo
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 11EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After you two had danced, and people started leaving, you had hastily let go of each other, flushing awkwardly as your friends smirked at you.
"Knew it!" They all said in unison, making you two blush even more.
However, after the dance was over and you were back home, you both started acting pretty much the same as you normally did.
The only difference was that you were now calling Arthur by his first name, which he saw as a major triumph on his part.
Nowadays, Arthur was becoming more and more fascinated by your behavior. After the dance, he vigorously started studying you again, trying to figure you out. This time, however, it was to satisfy his own curiosity as well.
He had figured you out enough, however, to not be surprised when you appeared downstairs on that Wednesday, Halloween, dressed in full costume. However, what he did not expect was that you were dressed up as Ludwig.
"What are you doing?" Arthur asked slowly.
"TWENTY PUSH-UPS!" You roared in response, startling
EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 14EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 143 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"________, what on Earth are you doing?" Arthur demanded, walking up behind you.
You fell flat on your face, startled. "Warn someone before you sneak up on them!" You scowled.
You had been crouched on the floor, peering around the corner at something. Whatever it was, you had a devious look on your face, and it made Arthur suspicious.
"What, do you have a crush on someone?" He asked, smirking slightly to cover up his vague worry.
Without turning to look at him so he wouldn't see the grin on your face, you replied,
"Maybe. What's it to you?"
You spun around just in time to catch the expression of disappointed shock on his face for a second. "Gotcha," You poked his ribs. "Nah, I'm watching...THEM."
"Who?" Arthur peered around as well. There was no one else there, only...
...a couple unicorns? He turned to stare at you. "C-can you..."
"Wrong way, Einstein," You snorted, grabbing his head and turning it the other way.
Arthur was again disappointed, but was surprised to find Ludwig's brothe
EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 12EnglandxReader Only a Little Crazy Chapter 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were not in a good mood. And it was all Arthur’s fault, of course.
Arthur had come to ask you something when he noticed you hanging out with Ivan. Now, he had heard all of the rumors about Ivan, mainly about him being a psychopath and notorious for being downright scary, so naturally, he panicked when he saw you near him. What didn’t make it any better was that you were grinning and laughing.
Arthur had almost gone up to drag you away, but thought better of it and wound up just shoving his hands in his pockets, abandoning the situation irritably.
Now you, on the other hand, had been hanging out with Ivan for a while now. Honestly, you couldn’t see why everyone was so scared of him. In your eyes, you saw him as a really nice guy. He never did anything creepy, or psychopathic, or any of the things Arthur had heard. In fact, he was rather lonely, and you were his only friend.
“Are you alright, sunflower?” Ivan asked, concerned. “You look angry
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 23EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 233 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were fidgeting at the kitchen table. Everyone was staring at you, worried. You were never this antsy, unless something was up. However, nothing was wrong. It was just Arthur’s birthday tomorrow, April 23rd.
Now, you were quite bad at getting people presents, or so you thought. A lot of the time, you just wound up getting people gift cards, because you had no idea what sort of things they liked specifically. Because of this, you dreaded people’s birthdays, and the only way you felt better about it was by making a sarcastic birthday card to go with it. Now, THAT you were good at.
You twitched. You hadn’t even known it was Arthur’s birthday, to be honest, until you went into his room and saw the date circled on his Beatles calendar. Crap. Crap crap crap.
Finally, your mom decided to speak up. “Um, _______? What’s wrong?”
You scowled at your dinner, personally pretending that the lovely pork chop was the root of all evil. “This pork chop,
EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 20EnglandXReader-Only A Little Crazy-Chapter 203 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Today was March thirty first, and you were lazing in bed with a guitar, a smile crossing your face as you picked up your phone, glancing at the text you had received. Your smiled turned into an evil grin. It was time to get to work.
You slipped out of bed and rubbed your hands. This was going to be too fun.
The next morning, you woke up, not at all surprised to find Arthur absent. You rubbed your hands. Now was time for the fun to start.
April First: AKA, April Fools’ Day, was upon you.
You got dressed quickly, wearing a t-shirt you had decorated with your friends earlier that said “YOUR FACE” on it in big letters. You grabbed your backpack and hurried downstairs, smiling in amusement to yourself.
You skidded to a halt as you almost collided with Jack. “Yo, Jack!” You grinned at him.
“You ready for this?” Your brother had been in on all your plans, and you exchanged a high-five.
“Hell yeah!” He straightened his baseball c
EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 3EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You slept like a log that night, much to Elizaveta’s disappointment. Well, it was to be expected. You were jet-lagged, and didn’t sleep on the plane, due to the man next to you snoring away, and the lady with a baby on the other side of aisle, not to mention you were right by the engine.
Eliza woke you up the next morning at about seven. “______! Come on, it’s time to get up!” She shook your shoulder.
You grumbled irritably. “Leave me alone.”
“Oh, you’re a joy in the morning, come on, before I sent Mathias and Erin to jump on you.”
“Which one’s the dog again?”
“Very funny, _____, but seriously, get up! We want time to eat!” You threw back the covers, still grumbling, and got dressed grudgingly. Everything was still packed up, so you dug around in your suitcase for some decent clothes and pulled them on hastily, going through all the morning rituals you normally do (including the worshipping of you
EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 1EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You let out a huff of impatience at the line of people getting off the airplane. Frankly, you hated flying because of that. You shouldered your carry-on bag for what must have been the twentieth time since you left your seat, and finally the line of people began to move forward.
You started walking down the long hallway to the airport, and covered your eyes at the sudden light. It was ridiculously early here- about five in the morning. You were overtired, and thus, you were rather energetic.
When you got to the terminal, you looked around for Arthur’s familiar eyebrows. You hadn’t seen your boyfriend since he left in July, and it was now September. You were reluctant to admit that you had missed him, but you had.
“Oi! You!” A heavy Scottish accent called out to you. You whirled around, finding yourself face to face with a tall, broad man with bright red hair, a light beard, and blue eyes. He grinned around the cigar in his mouth. “You’re _____
Vampire!EnglandXReader:Forever and Always EpilogueVampire!EnglandXReader:Forever and Always Epilogue3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had now been three years since yours and Arthurs first night together, and many more had followed that one, it took some coaxing, but after about a year you managed to convince him to turn you, just a few short weeks later was when you first felt it.
The tiny life stirring inside of you, your child, Arthur’s child… You had been terrified of what he would think, he was still a punk rocker after all, what would that do to his image? Would he want you to get rid of it? It took you almost two weeks to get up the nerve to tell him after you found out, you almost cried when he didn’t say anything, but then suddenly he hugged you against him and buried his nose in your hair, breathing in your scent as a few happy tears fell from his eyes.
“I-I’m so happy love! I was going to wait to tell you, but I guess now is as good a time as ever…I’m done, with the punk rocker thing, this weekend is my last show, and then I’m done, and..And
Hate Me [ England x Child!Reader ] 02England x Child!ReaderHate Me [ England x Child!Reader ] 023 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
A tiny you, in a tiny world, your eyes only able to see the world around you, outside the window you can see children playing, the birds flying around careless and free. Unaware of your suffering, while the cats and dogs play their usual game.
While tiny you are left all alone. In your little fish bowl that you've now called your home, Arthur has also deemed this tiny bowl your home. Arthur .
The mere thought of the Englishman brought tears to your eyes, one day he would love you, and then the next day it was seemed that he despises you. Does he really hate you that much? Does he despise your existence that much? Does he hate how tiny you are?
Is he afraid to love?
Clutching the fabric of your cloak, crushing the material in your hands you felt tears falling out of your eyes, wait why were you crying? You should hate Arthur! You have every right to hate the Englishman, for the way he's treated you, and how he speaks to you.
Anglophilia- EnglandxReader Anglophile or Anglophil (ˈæŋɡləʊfɪl, -ˌfaɪl)Anglophilia- EnglandxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
1. a person having admiration for England or the English
You weren't sure why you acted like this.
Maybe it was those accents.
Maybe it was the culture.
Maybe it was…
Okay, let's cut the crap shall we? You know exactly why you were like this.
The reason was standing in front of you, right now, unaware of your presence right now because his back to you.
He had fuzzy eyebrows, loved god awful food and tea, had gawjus green eyes, and an accent that made you swoon.
He was the personification of England, and he was the reason for your Anglophilia.
You'd had these feelings for Arthur Kirkland for such a long time, ever since you were kids. Unfortunately, he didn't seem to exactly… reciprocate your feelings. You made the mistake of telling him this too soon and he rejected you.
But did that dampen your spirits? No! You were determined to get the Brit to love you back, and once your mind was set
EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 14EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 143 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
In the month that passed, nothing remotely as exciting as the magic incident occurred, nothing worth talking about or wasting a whole speech on. In short, ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on (rah!).
Kiku became your second best friend, along with Piper, and he even let you hug him once! Impressive, right? In any case, you were rather disappointed when he and all your Asian brethren went to their distant homes for the holidays. You quickly dubbed them all jerks for ditching you over the winter break, and then Piper as well when she decided to go home as well. Thus, you were left alone with the Kirkland family for Christmas and Boxing Day, and you were going back to the United States for New Years. Who were you to miss the Times Square ball drop in New York?
You stubbornly refused to chug down the huge amounts of beer the Kirklands were consuming, and sat in the living room with the also-sober Peter, laughing at their drunk antics.
Drew kept trying to flirt with you the whole night, and one
(Prussia x Reader x England) Part 1Getting To Know One Another(Prussia x Reader x England) Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Prussia x Reader x England
You plopped onto the bed, face first without so much as a second thought on the matter, not moving from the position you had fallen in. To give credit where credit is do, however, it was a terribly long day and you were utterly exhausted. You had just gotten home from work where everyone had been extra rough on you today. Or... Maybe it just seemed that way...?
You lay on your stomach with your face in your pillow for a good 10 to 30 minutes when you hear your phone ring. You pick it up off the bed, where it had been next to you, to see that it was Gilbert.
'Dang it, what does he want? Wait... Why is he even calling me? It's not like we're close friends or anything...' You silently thought to yourself before deciding whether or not to answer the phone.
"[Name]!," You hear on the other end of the line, a German accent conveyed. "Kesesese!~ I vas almost thinking you vouldn't pick up, but that's besides ze poin
EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 12EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A month or so had passed since Oktoberfest, and it was starting to get even more cold out.
However, that’s not the exciting news that awaited you (far from it, in fact).
No, you got some news from Lovi. You two had become rather good friends (or, at least as close as you could get with the bad-tempered Italian) and Lovi seemed keen to tell you something.
You were sitting on your computer, sipping hot chocolate and talking to Lovi when he suddenly stopped mid-sentence and exclaimed.
“Che palle! I forgot to tell you I got some news about your investigation!” Lovi swore in Italian for forgetting.
Your eyes widened. You hadn’t expected him to remember. “Is it Alaric?” You asked in a low voice, really wanting to confirm your suspicions.
“Hang on-“ Lovi ducked out of sight and came back a moment later. “Okay, so Grandpa was a-drunk last night-“
“Big surprise,” You commented dryly.
He glared at you. “Shut up, you ba
Hong Kong x Reader~Snake Eyes Olivine~ 2Chapter 2: ErroneousHong Kong x Reader~Snake Eyes Olivine~ 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
When Leon arrived home, he threw up. The sour, acidic bile that had ruptured from his stomach stung his throat and filled his mouth with a vile taste, but he felt better after expelling the remaining contents of his last meal.
His first compelling thought that came into his head told him to go to bed, but he couldn't do that anymore. One month. Leon had one short, miserable month to find something that didn't even exist. What. Were these people crazy? There was no such thing as the Snake Eyes Olivine! It was an online hype created by some random forum that exploded into a net-based wildfire. If things sounded too good to be real, that's because it was most likely true.
But what did Leon know about programming? He had only picked up some things from the streets and run-of-the-mill bars. He didn't even drink.
A stinging pain ran down the length of Leon's spine. By reflex, he slapped his neck with his hand and began to feel around. A bump. Goddammit, they bugge
EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 10EnglandxReader- Slightly More Crazy- Chapter 103 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After eleven hours of driving in a huge van with the Kirklands, Piper, Mathias and Eliza (eleven agonizingly long hours of negative nine hundred bottles of beer on the wall), you arrived just outside Munich, pulling up to a big, old-fashioned mansion.
“Talk about Grimm Fairy Tales,” You muttered. It looked ominous at the half-light in which you had arrived.
“Be nice, luv,” Arthur chided, unbuckling his seat belt.
“I wasn’t expecting anyone to hear me,” You retorted.
“If you weren’t expecting anyone to hear ye, don’t comment on it,” Allistor drawled, dodging a whack from you.
Elva had been watching the rearview mirror and suddenly yelled, “Shit! Guys, hold on!” And swerved the van out of the way, just in time to safely avoid a Fiato zooming right into the spot where you had been just moments before.
She opened up the window and called out, “Damn Italian drivers!”
Not to your surprise
2P!EnglandxReader Friendly Neighborhood Murderer122P!EnglandxReader Friendly Neighborhood Murderer123 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The next morning when you woke up, your father took one look at you and raised an eyebrow. The pistol was still lying on the floor, and you were wearing Ollie’s least-blood-stained button-down shirt. Which of course still had a splash of blood on the sleeve.
“_______, what have you been up to?” He stared at you.
“Stuff,” You growled irritably. For the moment, you really didn’t care about Ollie, or that you had spent two months in Victorian England.
Criminal though he was, your father wasn’t stupid. He noticed that your hair had grown longer, and you had a hardened look in your eyes, not to mention Berlitz looked even more protective over you.
His eyes fell on the magic book you had flung across the room. “Did you seriously try some spell in that stupid book?”
You groaned and rolled over. “Maybe.”
“Why the hell would you do something like that?” He said calmly. In his eyes, this was turning out into a favorabl
2P!EnglandxReader Friendly Neighborhood Murderer 82P!EnglandxReader Friendly Neighborhood Murderer 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
His words gave you the uncomfortable feeling that he was planning to kill you again. You leaned back in your chair, thoughtful, while Ollie handed you a cup of tea while he hummed.
“Oh, by the way, I still get Berlitz for the day, I need him for something,” Ollie remarked, sitting down in front of you.
“For what?” You raised an eyebrow. “You know just as well as I do that he starts growling and snapping at you when you’re in ‘that’ mood.”
“Do I now?” He looked surprised. “What mood is that?”
You stared at him. “You seriously don’t notice? When you have malicious intentions, or something along that line, Berlitz goes crazy. Dogs can sense that. That’s why I agreed to stay with you.” You folded your arms. “After all, who’d be crazy enough to live with the infamous Jack the Ripper, otherwise?”
“Infamous? I don’t know about that,” Ollie giggled, leaning
Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 8One year later...Trying not to hate you EnglandxReader part 83 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Won't you at least consider it?"
"Damn it Arthur, no means no!"
"Well why the bloody hell not?!"
This was the basic formula for the conversations __________ and Arthur had been having recently. What exactly were they arguing about?
"A baby's a lot of responsibility. It's not like a pet, we have to pay for diapers, food, 18 years of school later on… I just think we should make sure we're taken care of first before we take such a big step forward."
Yep, they were arguing about having a baby. The experience was something Arthur was really looking forward to, but ________ was a little less than eager.
Arthur sighed. "How long do you think that's going to take?"
"I don't know. A few years maybe?"
__________ shrugged. "Sorry."
He frowned. "Alright, cut the crap _________. What's the real reason you don't want to have a baby?"
She turned her head, confused. "What are you talking about? Those all were the real rea
BTTxReader: Awesome Ave. Hetalia ComplexBTTxReader: Awesome Ave. Hetalia Complex3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Here it was Awesome Ave. Hetalia complex. The ad said one room was open, you were going to have to room with three other people, but it was worth it.
"Hello is anybody there?" you asked knocking on the door.
"Shhhhhhh. She's here," said a voice from behind.
The door opened with a flourish to reveal a naked man. But for picture sake he has a flower over his ahem. You screamed and hit him with your suitcase. Screaming, "Pervert! Rapist! Indecent idiot!"
"Yo, Francis is-OH MY GOD!" A man with a Spanish accent came a dragged the naked Frenchman away. "Lo siento senorita, I apologize for my friend's actions."
You were huffing and puffing, "That that creep is your friend?"
"Si," he said, "he also lives here. You are__________ si."
For the first time in your life you thought about renouncing your name and running away. "Yes."
"Oh, yay! Gilbert our new roommate has arrived!"
"Kensesese!" he laughed. "So you are our new unawesome roommate!"
You had a feeling you were going to hate it