Fella's Scariest CostumeIt was the scariest of all nights when little Fella crept from his bed. To his horror he saw ghosts and ghouls and things outside, all searching for a taste of sweet Fella flesh. Spartans and cats (and quite a few Spartan Cats) were groaning restlessly in Fella's Meme Graveyard; a few Failtrolls were tapping on the windows, squabbling amongst themselves about Gothicism, and art-thieves were sliding down the chimney, browsers already set to Google.Fella's Scariest Costume6 years ago in Spooky Stories More Like This
Fella shivered, overwhelmed by all these terrifying sights.
"How am I going to get out of here?"
Suddenly struck by an idea, he dashed to his closet and pulled things out at random. A cannibal, blood dripping down serrated razor fangs? Fella paused. Being a robotic cat was pretty nifty most of the time, but it definitely had its drawbacks. Besides, Murk would kill him. How about a zombie: skin green and an awkward, shambling gait? No. Too much like Stykera on a Monday morning. How about...
Pulling his costume out of the clos