Azeroth meets Warhammer++"My sons. A world known as "Azeroth" by its inhabitants houses a lost strand of humanity so twisted it allows xeons to live among them. They embraced them as equals. Orbital bombing was attempted but nothing penetrated the world's surface. My forces are not sufficient for a ground assault. I command all legions within eight weeks warp travel to join me. We will bring this world to compliance.++Azeroth meets Warhammer3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
++Emperor of Mankind, nine weeks before the assault on Azeroth.++
"Really, I can't believe this is happening!" Kalli ran a hand through her black hair, the human girl did not look in the least bit pleased when she had heard of the newest threat to her world's safety. Invaders from space that would force them to join there "Imperium of Mankind" and frowned on all of the other races save humans.
"How much more can Azeroth take before it simply falls apart?" Helaman said sarcastically the elf's face was worn. He was young for an elf at only 25, he had many achiev
The Two ParodiesThe Two ParodiesThe Two Parodies6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Gandalf the Grey: So now were falling to our death.
Balrog of Morgoth: Oops, I died!
Gandalf the White!: REBORN!
Frodo Baggins, Ringbearer: Ouch. Teh Ring is giving meh cancer again.
Samwise Gamgee, his steadfast companion: I hate lembas. But Ill eat it because its food. And I love food. But I hate lembas. ITS AN AWFUL PARADOX ! Whatever, then.
Frodo: You are wei too happee to exist. Dont you ever say anythingz bad?
Sam: Its going to rain.
Frodo: Sticklebackz. Why do I alwayz haf to be rite?
Gollum, who speaks in third person. (Like Suede.): Im baaaaaaaackz, Precious
Gollum: OMG TEH HOBBITS IS ATTACKIN MEH!
Frodo: Le gasp! A kindred spirit! Yayz0rz!
Sam: But hell kill us
Frodo: Cmon mah new buddeh!
Meriadoc Brandybuck, former comic relief: GROAN.
Peregrin Took, who is probably more complicated than he looks: Whoah what happened? Where did the funny go?
18. Flowers - MerryxPippinFlowers18. Flowers - MerryxPippin3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Merry stared at the flowers he bought with an embarrassed blush spread across his cheeks. He couldn't believe he actually bought flowers of all things. It wasn't any of his friends' birthdays either, not that it was weird to give a gift among hobbits if there were no special occasions. Rather, it was for Pippin.
For some reason, he got the strangest idea to tell Pippin his true feelings, how much he truly loved his dear friend. It seemed like a good idea at the time. After all, they've been the best of pals all their lives. But now that he thought about it, he didn't want to lose that friendship if his feelings weren't returned.
It was too late now He was already in front of the other hobbit's door and he already knocked on the light wood. Maybe, just maybe, he could turn around and leave before - Pippin opened the door and smiled at the sight of Merry. Just before Pippin opened the door completely Merry quickly hid the bouquet behind his back, though it did no help to hi
Crossroads of Light and ShadowSummary: In a rainy night, Aragorn walks through the Midgewater marshes. But not all paths lead to good ends, and dark things lurk at the crossroads… A story with sound and visual effectsCrossroads of Light and Shadow2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, it is not mine. If you don't recognize it, it's probably not mine, either. Not even the Neekerbreekers…
My thanks to openmeadow for an inspiring chat about senses
Dedicated to all my friends that walked with me through mud and rain, and that were lost with me until we found ourselves again.
Crossroads of Light and Shadow
Squelch. With effort he pulled his boot from the mud. It left a deep footprint.
Squirsh. Murky water began to soak through the mud and fill it.
Blub.The surface closed. Besides a few bubbles on the dark surface, there was no trace of his passing.
Squish. Another step. A waft of something foul and rotten