Five Times ...Five times Jim showed knowledge of Vulcan anatomy.Five Times ...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The physical male Vulcan reproductive system, in comparison to human males, is surprisingly similar. The general systematic plan for the production and storage of sperm, the sperm itself, and the release all follow a closely related pattern. In fact, the largest difference between the adult male Vulcan and the adult male human is the actual penis itself. The Vulcan penis is protected by a thick layer of skin, out of which the penis will protrude. When not erect, the penis will appear to retract.
Chapter 16: The Reproduction System; Section 4: The Vulcan Male Introduction
A Comparison of Terran and Vulcan Physiology: A Quick and Easy Reference
by Harold Quinn
It was technically never early on the Enterprise. With a need for constant care of all sorts, there was always at least five hundred of the one thousand something personnel awake and working, along with another one to two hundred relaxing
Children"Father."Children4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Vulcan looked up at the voice, reminding himself that he was on page 320 in his book. "Yes daughter?"
"Where may I find dad?"
The child looked at him with sapphire colored eyes. Her slanted eyebrows were low on her face, visible under her long dark colored bangs. She was dressed a royal female Vulcan garb. It was dark lavender, having the new family symbol sewn onto the left side of her chest. The sleeves almost passed her fingertips, while her booties were showing out the bottom of the dress. Her long black hair was pushed in front, splaying over her shoulders.
"He would be in the garden with your brother by this time."
The girl's lips slightly dipped down in a frown. "Humans would not reside well in the heat of the sun." she said in a cold voice.
A small upturn of the lips graced the older one's lips. "Your dad is not an average human Savel. He shall be fine."
The girl Savel turned with a mutter under her breath about being 'illogical' as she simply strode
The Crowns of DunBroch - ElinorElinor was looking at her crown. Her crown scared her a little now. Watching it sit on the table.The Crowns of DunBroch - Elinor3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Merida had brought it back to her a couple of days after their adventure.
Queen Elinor and King Fergus were going to be sitting on their thrones again to talk with the clan-chiefs some more before they sailed home.
But Elinor was afraid if she put the crown on again, she wouldn't be who she was now anymore.
She had carefully put it down before going into the stream to try catching fish to eat. She had been so hungry, even after all the fish Merida had caught for her, but she hadn't wanted to loose the crown. She had felt the tug of the bear on her almost as soon as she changed; to be the bear, the beast, wild and untamable.
She had needed the crown and clothes as a shield against that. But it hadn't been enough. She had lost herself to the bear. She had hurt her own daughter.
It had hurt a lot when she had learned that Merida had done this to her. She had asked herself if she hadn't been a
Picking your Child's Brain"I am home father, no need to lecture me on the method of homework, I shall be in my room."Picking your Child's Brain4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Spock looked up from sitting at the coffee table playing chess with his t'hy'la and bond mate, Jim to see their daughter quickly making her way up the spiraled staircase of their villa.
An eyebrow quirked up, making the honey-haired man shrug slightly. "I'm sure it's nothing." He said with a small smile. "Savel is always uptight about you ranting about homework."
"Though she has never shouted it as she entered through the door."
"It's a phase. Kid's go through phases."
"I shall see what the problem is."
With this, the older Vulcan stood up in one fluid motion. He took a small step towards the staircase, but curved back giving the chessboard one last look. With a small flick of the wrist, he moved his bishop one space. "Check mate. I win."
Jim's brow furrowed as Spock wandered off towards the direction of their daughter's room on the secondary level of the villa. "How could I miss t
Social AnxietyThe sudden urgeSocial Anxiety3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To hurl your phone at the floor
The moment it rings
Just to avoid any type of confrontation
That aching inside your stomach
When you know the clear answer to the question
And something inside is screaming to raise your hand
But it's gone limp at your side
The moment someone asks a common question
But it strikes a nerve
And you feel a flush crawl up your face
They weren't supposed to know about that.
When something unrelated sneaks up in your mind
And fighting back the tears seems so impossible
While a war rages on in your head
Just bite your tongue and show nothing
Nothing brings more dread than that horrible word
When your words fumble out of your mouth
And desperately try to find the right order
Your palms will sweat
And you'll pick at your nails
Just keep your head low
And hope no one will notice you
Sometimes silence will be worst
And so you'll stutter and ramble about nothing at all
Until you bite down as hard as you can
In hopes of keeping your nervou
Toki+Pickles Fanfic Excerpt From Teenage MemorandumToki+Pickles Fanfic Excerpt3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Lust, so fucking hot, so delicious...no matter what, no matter how much he tried to ignore it, there was a passion there, an unyielding, impossible passion and attraction that existed between him and Toki. He knew he wasn't gay, but he couldn't help ithe wanted to kiss him, to slip his tongue into the Norwegian's mouth, to feel every part of him...he wanted to get him naked and panting, begging and crying out in ecstasy as he fucked him...
Pickles smiled in his sleep and let out a moan. He knew it wasn't okay to think of all of these things, much less dream about doing them, but when he was in his own world of nighttime slumber, it was okay, he supposed. It was fine just as long as when he woke up he wasn't still dreaming of doing it. The way he figured it, his attraction to Toki could easily be explained--in short, he wanted to protect the Norwegian in ways that he himself hadn't been protected. Toki was young, he was innocent, much like Pickles
Elinor's History Elinor stood still as her mother fit her in a new dress. It was a lovely red velvet with outlines of gold around the collar and sleves. She relaxed as her mother combed through her long hair, fixing it in a poney tail that overlapped itself. Elinor was amazed by how detailed and organized her mother was with appearence and attire. Elinor did her best to pay attention so that one day she could pass these things down to her daughter. Also...so she would not dissapoint her mother.Elinor's History2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Look at me dear," her mother said quietly
Holding her chin high, Elinor slowly turned, giving her mother time to look over every inch of her to see that it was to her satisfaction. "I suppose that will have to do." She sighed. "Come, we need to stop at the market and pick up some things. I could use your extra arm's to carry it home."
"That's a good lass." Her mother finally smiled at her.
Elinor made sure, she never let show...how much it hurt her inside that no matter
Dear AnxietyDear anxiety,Dear Anxiety6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I went to the psychologist today
and was diagnosed with social anxiety disorder.
It all fits:
the tense muscles,
the unremitting shyness,
the visits from murderers in my nightmares,
Uke Super PowersUke: Every one knows ukes as being a whiny little person that the seme has to deal with, but not all of them. A few of them are actually quite different from the angst ridden youths that they are stereotyped as. The uke seems to have developed powers in order to defend themselves from rabid fan girls, and various other things that are bad for their health. While the powers vary from uke to uke, they all seem to have the same three.Uke Super Powers7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cuteness: This isnt really a power, but it does have its uses. All ukes seem to be able to look extremely cute, even if they dont want to. People seem to be draw to the ukes cuteness, but unfortunately, a seme sees them as molest ably cute . As said, this isnt a real power, so the uke has no control over it And because of it, they have developed their second power; Rapedar.
Rapedar: Just how radar allows you to locate a object, this power allows the uke to tell when a seme (or fan girl) is after them. By a ukes
CoD - What he wantsWhat he wants - Soap/GhostCoD - What he wants4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He hated getting drunk more than anything else. Even pain he could stand better.
He disliked the feeling of having forgotten something important, the black hole the alcohol left in his memories. He always did something equally embarrassing and unusual when he was totally drunk, that much he knew. After all, his team was always more than willing to tell him everything.
This time though he didn't need anyone because he could remember every detail of the shit he had done.
One of the evidences of the completely fucked up night still lay besides him. Or well, under him, to be accurate. Because he woke up sprawled over a completely unconscious Soap right underneath him, legs entangled and he knew they had slept that way already and Soap's arm almost crushing his chest with the grip he had on Ghost.
At least he still wore more or less all of the casual clothes he had appeared at the party with. Definitely a really good sign, so he only to
Love and BubblegumYAY!! my first fanfiction!! so dis is gon' be a nice little adventure time fic for the new upcoming genderbent episode. hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing itLove and Bubblegum3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was a nice warm summer night in the land of Ooo and all was still and quiet. Even the wind had given up blowing the tree tops around and settled instead for making the clouds drift lazily about in the sky. Everything was silent. Well with one exception anyways. Thoughts were buzzing annoyingly loud inside of Prince Gumballs head. Thoughts about Fionna. It was so obvious that she had had a crush on him for a very long time, and just a couple of weeks ago had actually scraped up the courage to ask him out. He'd been happy about that because he'd also like her for a rather long time as well, but now things were different she'd gone and broken his heart by cheating on him with the Ice Queen, the Ice Queen for God
Petals and Ash IIPetals and Ash II3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hours have passed and the sun continues to sink lower and lower before it will reach the western horizon. Anxiously waiting, I continue to watch Persephone as the light in her smile and the fluid bounce in her step seems to have vanished. Her harvesting rituals seem as if it is her first time encountering a newborn seed, as if she's never done this before. Countless times she even appeared to be distracted, as if something in the distance has caught her eye and she can't seem to bring herself back to earth. During one of these spells, she happened to cut her finger on a rose bush she had been tending to, something she has never done before.
Persephone has always been very careful and even graceful with her work. As any artist does, she takes her time to make sure that it is simply perfection. She would harvest all day and not have a speck of soil on her or her light yet modest outfit. But today, her flawless rosy hued pink skin was turning into a scarred and bloody me
Creek - Cinnamon and PeppermintThe strong scents of cinnamon and peppermint hit my nose as soon as I enter the Tweak residence. Warm air begins to defrost my nose and fingers. Quickly I shut the door behind me to keep out any more cold. I give my snow boots an extra rubbing on the mat inside the door before slipping them off to pad across the carpet in my stocking feet. Inside the house its dimly lit but warm and inviting. Tweek always insists on keeping only the Christmas lights on and candles lit during December.Creek - Cinnamon and Peppermint2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As I enter the kitchen I see that its the best lit room in the house. Multicolored strings of lights circle the ceiling, line the walls, and frame the window. A festive candy cane is hanging on the wall adding its red and white glow. The table is covered in candles, as is the island bar in the middle of the kitchen. In one corner is a miniature Christmas tree done up in full garb. At the center of it all is Tweek, wearing a glittery red and white striped scarf that sparkles every time he moves.
(APH) Drunk(APH) Drunk3 years ago in Visual Poetry More Like This
You're at it again
Lost in the world
A glass, some ice
A bartender girl
What happens next
is what I do desire
Every Saturday night
To get in my car
And drive to the pub
Is that the right word?
Fake another scowl
Put in a cruel word
You'll need help going home
You're afraid to admit
So I take you myself
While you scream "Git!"
By the ride home you're asleep
Dead to the waking world
Lost in fantasy land
Childlike visions swirled
I ease your discomfort
With a pillow, removed clothes
Lay my jacket over top
Put a kiss on your nose
Your eyes flutter open
Stunning and green
I smile that charming smile
And wonder what you've seen
Your lips part in a question
Are you asking for more?
You lean up in desire
With the expression I adore
I can't help but comply
To your heartbreaking confession
You close your eyes and smile
Lust is your obsession
Soon I've given in, happily
Though I feel guilty, it's true
Were those words an invitation
Or have I used you?
I look up in such fear
Saving Faith: Ch. 1 - NarutoUzuki Yuugao knew when she was beaten.Saving Faith: Ch. 1 - Naruto9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was the reason she was still alive, the reason she'd been chosen for this mission. She'd already delayed her departure by a week because she'd been so sure she was on the brink of a new discovery. Those seven days had paid off, but they acted as a double-edged sword; now, if she fell here, the mission died with her.
They'd sent eight Jounin after her, and while she'd been prepared for their attack, so had they. Their assault was launched in broad daylight, her first indication that something was dreadfully wrong. Either their shinobi were poorly trained, or cocky as hell. After four months in the Kusa no Kuni she'd seen enough to dismiss the first, and if they were arrogant, it was for good reason. Living with the shadow of Hi no Kuni and its Konoha looming over their southeastern border had not taught them nothing.
In a matter of moments she knew the reason for their boldness. These Jounin knew her jutsu, anticipated her attacks,
Only SweeterOnly Sweeter3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pairing(s): Craig x Tweek
Craig x Clyde
He Tastes Like You Only Sweeter
Fallout Boy Thanks for the Memories
As their lips met again, Clyde made a face of distaste.
"Dude, right here"
Flipping Clyde the bird, Craig pulled back from his kiss with Tweek, a slight smile on his face, although he would completely deny that it was a smile and instead insist that it was a manly smirk and that he had never smiled his whole life.
Except that one time he had tripped Clyde up in the hall and sent the other flying onto his face while he had been trying to eat a taco.
That's the one and only time however he would admit to smiling.
"I don't know why you insist on kissing him in the hallway anyway"
At this Tweek twitched a bit, glancing around nervously. Why, were their gnomes waiting to steal him away while he was distracted? "Nnnh!"
"Ignore him Tweekers, I'll kiss you whenever and where ever I want to" Pulling a book from his locker, which was why he was there in the first place, Craig slamme
The Genderbending of HaruhiLife hasnt been what youd called normal or easy ever since I met Haruhi Suzumiya but I like to think Ive managed to deal with each new situation thats risen well. Its not like Itsuki Koizumi ever does anything anyway. Hes like gopher to that crazy girl, always coming to me to tell me its my responsibility to deal with her. Poor Mikuru Asahina cant even dream of standing up to Haruhis tyranny. Shes far too sweet, kind, and caring. And Yuki Nagato well she just sits there reading her book like always.The Genderbending of Haruhi6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Even though weve had to deal with being locked in a time cycle, a planned murder mystery on a lone island, a giant cave cricket, and hordes of other strange phenomena thanks to Haruhi Suzumiya Ive been able to deal with it. I know I keep saying that, but sometimes its nice to remind myself that I am dealing with things that normal people shouldnt have to deal with. Despite being friends with an A.I. fro
KyMan: FutureshockKyMan: Futureshock5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Eric Cartman tossed himself back into his chrome bed, staring at the bland ceiling. He hadn't been alone in the future for a while. He'd been working diligently to get his Wii by tricking the otters, the Unified Atheist League, and the United Atheist Alliance. All he wanted was to play that game system
He wondered how long he would be stuck in the future, if it would be for a short while or the rest of his life. He hadn't bothered thinking that far ahead. Actually, he had no idea how to get out of the situation at hand or go back in time. When he was unfrozen, Svec mentioned that everyone he had ever known was dead. For a second, he contemplated how much his freezing himself had affected their lives.
Eric Cartman was well aware of the fact that he was an asshole. He always was and probably always would be. His behavior had set off so many conflicts amongst his friends. He felt responsible for almost everything that had transpired during their rocky childhood
.:Closer:. CreekCraig is standing over by the wall, like always. He has a cigarette in his mouth, and his eyes are fixated on nothing. I tilt my head to the left and look at him, He has changed through the years. Suddenly his eyes move from staring at nothing, to staring straight at me. I freeze..:Closer:. Creek3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Tweek" He says, immediately smiling.
"C-craig" I say, before starting to walk towards him, "Hi"
"Tweek, look at that!" Craig says, pointing at the mountain, "That little hill over there, do you see it?" He says, looking at me while he lets the smoke out of his mouth, I twitch a little before I look for the part he is talking about. I spot it and nod.
"That totally looks like a dick, right?" Craig says, looking dead serious, I look at him, my face immediately turning red.
"Uhm.. uhh.. Y-yeah sure" I say, unsure of what to say, since I don't see it at all.
"Isn't that just fucking hilarious?" Craig laughs, throwing the cigarette on the ground before he steps on it, "It's big too Kinda looks like mine." C
GERMANO LOVEIt was the dead of night as Romano traced his hand on the firm shoulder muscles that embraced him. Sliding down, caressing gently, trying to take in every contour. It was warm and smooth from the arms as he gently traced further to the rib side and into the pelvis. The warm skin looks like alabaster from the moonlight, creating more shadows as he continue caressing further down his partner's body. His hand stopped as it reached the vanguard of the blanket knowing quite well of the consequence if his hand were to continue down its journey. He settled for an embrace and rested his wandering hands over his lover, or was it too early to call each other as lovers?GERMANO LOVE4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was very odd to have someone beside him this... this pale. He was used to the tanned skin of his former lover. That guy was also muscled but more, more slender and long-limbed and long gone from his mind. He never thought in his life that he would ever do those kind of things-- with this guy. This potato bastard sleeping in fro
I lOvE yOu - GamTav.Moaning and groaning as bodies moved against each other. Heads thrown back and backs arching as they came undone. Bodies slumping againstI lOvE yOu - GamTav.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
each other. Satisfied and loving smiles on their faces as they fell asleep.
He breathed heavily, all his energy slipping out of his body and his throat
clogging up with brown blood. Through his stomach was his own lance. He wished
to die more than anything else. He raised his arms, trying to pull the lance
out, but simply being too weak.
"You're a motherfucking miracle, you
know that?" Painted lips grinned lazily as a rough grey hand ran through a
dark brown Mohawk, the other gently trailing one of the bullhorns on the smaller's head.
"I, uh... Uh, thanks." A chocolate blush painted the troll's cheeks.
"No fucking problem bro." His yellow eyes looked sincerely at his matesprit.
Brown tears ran down his cheeks. He could hear footsteps, the person mo
Vanessa's CollectionA lone figure swam through the water, at a brisk but cautious pace. Keeping an eye out for anything. She had come here, to this part of the sea on her own. Normally her friend Flounder would always accompany her wherever she went but this time she had gone off on her own.Vanessa's Collection1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The mermaid swam through the water and looked around, a small gulp escaped her as the place was rather frightening Ariel would admit as she looked on. A part of her thinking about going back, turning tail and getting out of here as she looked around and saw a giant skeleton of a Humpback whale below her on the ground. Who knows if it was recent or from long ago.
The Red Headed Princess of Atlantica had a bag slung over her shoulder as she looked on at the area around her. This was far beyond the border where her father had told her to go, she had never been out this far before, but she had come her of her own will and choice. Going to this place against his orders. He’d be furious if he had discovered she had we
Murdocx2D Yaoi story pt 2Murdocx2D YaoiMurdocx2D Yaoi story pt 25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2D followed Murdoc, his footsteps quick and unsettled. What had just happened? Did Murdoc really do all that do him? Did he really touch him and then...kiss him? He shook his head, removing the thoughts, and headed down the hall. Murdoc looked back to see if he was still there, which, of course, he was. He grunted and stepped into the Studio, grabbing his bass and heading to the rehearsal room. "Konichiwa, Murdoc-san!" A child's voice broke out as a black-haired asian girl stood before Murdoc, bowing. He simply grunted in reply, walking past her, getting an angered look as well as a foreign insult. 2D walked in last, and saw the girl shaking her fist at the older man, baring her teeth. "Oi, calm down, Noodle." He bent down and pet her on the head, which was blocked off by a radio helmet. She threw out her arms and gave the blue-haired singer a bear hug. "Konichiwa, 2D-kun!" He squeaked from the sudden hug. "Gettin' stronger everyday." She