Every Dog Has Its DayThere once was a dog who wandered the streets. He was a kindly dog who did not have a home.Every Dog Has Its Day4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sometimes, he would see families at the park playing with their dogs. How he wished he were one of those dogs. After a time, he decided that he would try to befriend one of the children that played in the park. He was overcome with excitement and haphazardly ran toward a child while yelling "Hello!" over and over again. He had almost reached the child when, suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his side. A man had kicked him causing him to yelp in pain. He never went back to the park again.
Despite that incident, it did not deter him from trying to find someone who wanted him. The dog promised himself that if he should ever find someone to love him, he would return that love a hundredfold.
One rainy morning, as he was searching for food, he happened to come across a pet store. Inside, he saw dozens of
Review of ParanormalcyReview of Paranormalcy5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
By Kiersten White
Evie is not your normal teen, even though she'd like to think of herself that way.
First of all, she lives underground in a massive government complex. She doesn't know anyone her own age. She doesn't go to high school. She works pretty much round the clock. Oh, and did I mention she works with paranormals?
That's right. Vampires, werewolves, fairies, mermaids: they're all real. And Evie can see them all, no matter what type of glamour they try to fool normal humans with. Which makes her pretty valuable to her bosses at the IPCA (International Paranormal Containment Agency). She'd love to live a normal life, or even the kind of life she sees on TV, but she doesn't see that happening anytime soon. And really, as long as she can keep her pink taser, Tasey, she's pretty content.
But when a new type of shape-shifter breaks into the IPCA, her e
Drama QueenHow can you sit there and call me dramatic?Drama Queen2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is silently crying myself to sleep making sure no one hears me dramatic?
Is silently with drawing from people dramatic?
Is wearing long sleeves to hide my scars dramatic?
Is sitting on the staires, head down and silent dramatic?
Is being silent for months then crying I want to die dramatic?
Take alook at yourself, sweetheart...
Crying to all your friends because you couldnt straighten your hair?
What about posting all over your facebook how much you hate everyone
or how much everyone supposedly hates you?
You consider your life being over when you dont know which boy to ask to that fucking dance.
Yet your always telling me to live in a poor country if I think my lives bad.
The thing is I never said my life was bad. You see me as a threar
because you feel you will not always be in the centre of attention
Game-Jump Style (The Song)Game-Jump Style (The Song)3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
A Parody of "Gangnam Style" by PSY
Written by Eugene "The Good" Wario
Time for Game-Jump Style
I am the bad guy in a pretty old arcade game
I wreck the apartment buildings and every day is quite the same
I'm living in a dump while Felix gets all the fun and fame
Yes my life is really quite lame
I get no respect
From the Nicelanders who despise me I get no respect
Fix-It Felix Junior tries quite well to get me some respect
Must win a medal to have them give me some new respect
I need some respect
At Bad-anon we all must know
Know Turbo hey about Turbo hey
But for me, yes I must go
Go Turbo hey don't go Turbo hey
Going Turbo isn't even quite the same
As the Game-Jump Style
Hop Hop Hop Hop with the Game-Jump Style
Hop Hop Hop Hop with the Game-Jump Style
Hey come on Let's Play
Hop Hop Hop Hop with the Game-Jump Style
Hey come on Let's Play
Hop Hop Hop Hop Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Heard about medals in the
Every Person is UniqueEvery Person is Unique3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
People are amazing things,
They don't have fins or even wings.
But what makes them amazing is that each one is unique,
And even though good looks are what some seek,
I go by the person, not whether they are chic.
Every person is different and has a personality,
That comes with their own special mentality.
Whether they are short or tall,
To-die-for handsome or ugly as a wall,
Just remember this one life technique;
Every person is unique.
The Runaway Guys - YKYWTMOTRGW1. You get OCD every time someone misspells Jon's name as "John" Like omg! It's not that hard people! His name isn't pronouced, "Jo-HAUN!" If it were spelled "John", people would spit in his face every time they talk to him. LMAO!The Runaway Guys - YKYWTMOTRGW3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
2.You are suddenly obsessed with Polo shirts
3. Everytime you see a guy wearing a Polo shirt, you say they are wearing a Chuggaaconroy shirt.
4. You tell your friend, who is also named Jon, to not eat the mushroom.
5. You say to another guy named Tim, In the bathroom!
6. What? You want me to make one for Emile? As if you actually know someone else named Emile!
7. You name your pets after them.
8. You name your pet "Cojiro!"
9. You are actually serious about having three sons, and naming the oldest Tim, the middle one Jon, and the youngest Emile.
10. You byt two orange cats, and name them Teddy and Kirby.
11. You get a cat, and name it Yoshi, and then when it purrs, you say Yoshi is SO HAPPY!
12. Here's the weirdest one! Ha ha! You buy a bag of M&Ms, and the
Porky's Super Cool Journal..Porky's Super Cool Journal of Why He is So Awesome and How He Made the World a Better Place. ...and he's Super Cool. Part 1Porky's Super Cool Journal..6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Day 1: The time machine won't time travel anymore. What a piece of junk. You'd think that with Giygas gone and all I'd be the best thing alive in the whole universe, but apparently this stupid time machine doesn't think so. I insulted it a lot today. I sure showed it, stupid time machine.
Now I'm stranded here in some hick village. It reminds me of home, with the exception of my loving mother and my goody-two shoes neighbor. I'm bored.
Day 2: I modified the machine so I can walk around and stuff. Walking is for chumps! I'll just let the machine do all the work for me, I AM the best thing in the universe after all! I met some guy called Locria. That's a stupid named. Stupid stupid stupid. After
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 2"Can I go play outside with Poppykit and Adderkit and the others?" Moonkit asked, pawing at her mother's shoulder.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Silverheart smiled, looking down at her other kit. "Why don't you take Goosekit with you?"
Moonkit threw her brother a disparaging look. "But Silverheart, he doesn't even play the games right."
Goosekit was curled up between Silverheart's paws, his head resting against her leg. He lifted his head and scowled, his brow furrowing as it so often did. "I do try, you know!"
"It's not my fault if you're no good at it." Moonkit sniffed.
Goosekit's face crumpled, and immediately his sister hopped over, hurt. "Oh, Goosekit, I'm sorry." She mewed, nudging his head. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
"Yes you did. I'm terrible at your games." He said bitterly, turning his head away.
Moonkit was obviously torn between having fun and being kind to her brother. She looked out towards the entrance. It was a beautiful daythe sun was bright, and she could see Pinekit and Poppykit
Goosefeather's Judgment--EpilogueMany, many moons passed after Goosefeather walked into the stars that snowy day. As the seasons turned and cats grew old, the Clans moved to a new home, far from the forest where Goosefeather had lived out his days. Time moved forward as it always did.Goosefeather's Judgment--Epilogue3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And then, one day, another ThunderClan medicine cat stood and prepared for death.
Through the stars and mist, StarClan watched the gray she-cat. She stood in front of a dappled tortoiseshell queen in the nursery, staggering on a scarred and twisted leg. The she-cat trembled, but she spoke comforting words to the queen behind her, while the shadows of the kits yet to be born hovered around their mother. Outside the nursery, chaos raged, blood and claws flying like leaves in the wind. Badgers, horrible, savage creatures, ravaged the camp. Cats lay broken and dying, or fighting for their lives and for their Clan. The medicine cat stood alone, about to protect the queen with her life. StarClan watched, and waited.
Then the badger came.
Portal Christmas storyPortal Christmas story3 years ago in Humor More Like This
'Twas Christmas (or the day before),
And for that most people were preparing for.
In Aperture labs all was still,
But then, with a shriek so shrill,
In crashed a British core.
And right in the main computer room,
where GLaDOS was hanging in gloom,
Because of his bad luck of course,
Wheatley crashed with quite a force,
and prepared to face his doom.
Before she could disassemble, torch, or,
throw him into trash compactor,
He turned on his British charm:
"I assure you, I meant no harm!
the sleigh got in my way!" he swore.
Unsure what he was going on about for,
but deeming it best to ignore,
"It has been so much fun,
now get ready to be catapulted to the sun"
she said, deciding to settle the score.
"No! Aren't you curious what I saw!?"
screamed the core hanging in her claw.
"For my falling from the sky the cause,
was, believe it or not, Santa Claus!
for crashing to his sleigh made me yaw!"
Indeed, GLaDOS wasn't about to believe it,
When Chell arrived to save the Brit.
She told the robots,
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 4A strange smell permeated through the nursery. It smelled faint and foul. Goosekit thought it smelled a little like a bad mouse Mumblepaw had caught once. Gingerpelt had bristled when he had dropped it on the fresh-kill pile, quickly taking it away and making sure the prey underneath it was clean. "Disease follows bad prey." She had explained to a curious Goosekit.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Of course, Goosekit was used to the smell by now. He reeked of it.
"HARGHK HORCK HAARRCK!" Thick, ragged coughs spouted from his lips, clawing out of his throat. His body shuddered with each cough. From somewhere far away, he thought he heard Silverheart's voice, felt her tongue rasping against his back. But his mind was lost in a fevered haze of pain and confusion. He felt as though his chest were made of stone; each cough was like brittle fangs scraping out of his body. He had been in this state for a few days nowor had it been longer? Maybe it was a moon. Maybe it was five moons. He really hoped that Moonkit
Ella's Game :: Chapter 6Ella's Game :: Chapter 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ella was having a nightmare.
She was in the stadium, facing a tall, spectral person in the booth. Irry was down below, but standing in front of him was a shadow of the monkey, gaunt, with glowing eyes and long teeth. It bared its fangs at Irry and made an unearthly screech.
She tried to command Irry but the headset didn't work. Irry looked up at her, confused, and the shadow tore through him.
He lay on the ground bleeding. He didn't flash away.
Ella screamed. Flick appeared, and then Talon. Each of them the shadow ripped to pieces, lying broken on the stadium floor, turning it red. Ella screamed into her headset but they couldn't hear her. Dan appeared, and the shadow lunged, ripping through him. Dan howled in agony.
She ripped the headset from her ear and jumped at the glass, intending to pound on it, to scream some direction to Dan, to save him. Instead the glass gave way like mist, and with a scream she tumbled into the stadium. She slammed into the floor.
When she sat up, she was a
Ella's Game :: Chapter 3Ella's Game :: Chapter 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"No, no, stop that!" Ella's knuckles were white on the console, jabbing at buttons, trying to get her Pokémon to listen. "No, fall back!"
Her Pidgey zoomed around the stadium, while the other simulation Pidgey darted about as well, both screeching loudly. The "wild" sim crashed into Talon and he fell to the ground, squawking. Ella grimaced, eyeing the bar on the console that showed the Pokémon's health. Talon's was dangerously low. Quickly she pressed a button and light flashed - Talon vanished. She switched the Pokeballs and pressed the button again, and Dan leaped into battle.
"Alright, Dan, use that new move! Vine Whip!"
A long vine snaked from Dan's arm, and he lashed it, cracking it over the Pidgey's head. The simulation shattered, fizzing into a burst of sparks.
Game finished. Victory to Ella.
Ella sighed in relief, pressing the button to eject Dan's Pokeball. She picked it up and looked at it, then looked at Talon's. She sighed again, this time in annoyance. "Wh
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.26Gingerpelt hovered over Littlestream. The white she-cat convulsed, moaning, and Goosefeather licked her ears, trying to calm her. "It's alright, Littlestream." He meowed gently. "It'll be over soon."Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.264 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
His mentor looked over, and nodded. "Alright, one's coming now. Ready? Push!"
The queen went rigid, gasped, and a wet bundle of fur plopped into the nest. Goosefeather scooped it up, licking it vigorously. As its fur became dry and fluffy under his tongue, it let out a long mewl.
Littlesteam relaxed at the sound, and she sighed deeply. Goosefeather looked at her, and then at Gingerpelt. "Is that it? Only one? That's unusual."
"But not unheard of." Gingerpelt gently picked up the one kit and set it beside its mother. "It's a tom, Littlestream. A handsome little tom."
Littlestream purred in joy, leaning over and nuzzling her son. His mewls cut off as he latched onto her belly. Goosefeather couldn't help but smile. He was an energetic little scrap with gray tabby fur. Like his father.
TheRunawayGuys in: Trapped in a Videogame!?TheRunawayGuys in: Trapped in a Videogame!?3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Runaway Guys in: Trapped in a Video game!?
Hello Deviant-art, Dark-Wizard-Seth here, And I had an idea for a story and I thought I'd post it, In this Story, Based on the Youtube Group TheRunawayGuys, After Emile (Chuggaaconroy) buys a Mario game that no one seems to have heard of, He thinks it's a good idea to buy the game and bring back to his apartment and do an LP of it with Jon (ProtonJonSA) and Tim (NintendoCaprisun), but when the game swallows them up, the gang will have to fight through great trials and Defeat many Fearsome Foes, Oh, Also, Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story, Except the O.C.'s and the Concept,
Somewhere in Florida, A Young man is arguing with the clerk of a local Gamestop
"C'mon!" He yelled, This is Emile, A.K.A Chuggaaconroy, "I've played ever Mario game you've got, and my friends are coming over so we can record, Do you have anything else?"
"Sorry, Dude" The Clerk replied, Then she looked as though she remembered something "But look, since your
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.14The sun climbed higher in the sky. When it was at its peak, those in the guard patrol went out to set up their perimeter. Silverheart licked Rockpelt and he laughed, but she looked more serious, following Lightfur and Moonpaw out of camp.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.144 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Goosepaw sat by his father. He was still running herbs through his headgoldenrod and cobwebs for open wounds, burdock for infection, dock to slow bleedingwhen Rockpelt looked down at him. "You know, I'm proud of you." He purred.
"Huh?" Goosepaw looked up at him, surprised. Where did that come from?
The big black and white tom nodded. "I am. I sorta wish you had become a warrior, of course, but you can bet I'm proud of how well you're doing as a medicine cat."
The young tom flushed, looking shyly at his paws. "Thanks, Rockpelt."
He leaned down and licked the top of Goosepaw's head. "Now, when Branchstar gives the word, we'll go teach those mangy ShadowClan cats a lesson, huh?" He chuckled.
"Yeah." Goosepaw said.
"I just hope I can ke
Pokemon Creepypasta1: Wonder Mail SI've always wanted a shiny Glaceon in my team on Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky. I booted my Nintendo DS, with my trusty DS card always plugged in. After three long hours, I could not find the Wonder Mail S code for a shiny Glaceon (Only Celebi is shiny in Explorers of the Sky), but then something caught my eye:Pokemon Creepypasta1: Wonder Mail S2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wonder Mail S code for shiny female Eevee
XXXX XXXXX XXXX
XXXX XXXXX XXXX
Anyway, I don't remember the code, but I remember the first odd instance: even though the letter 'O' was coloured a dismaying red, I still managed to key in the letter (unusable letters and characters are coloured red, while available ones are white). A warning message popped out after I tapped the 'END' option:
WARNING: THIS CODE MIGHT DISRUPT YOUR SAVED FILE. CONTINUE?
WTF? All in caps? What is this? But then I just shrugged it off and tapped 'Yes' anyway. After selecting continue, I went to 'Job List' and saw the job request:
Eek! Absol has my Nectar!
It was taken... Please, get it back
Marth x Marin - Chapter I: A New JourneyMarth x Marin - Chapter I: A New Journey3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It is said that dreams are resilient, and that they are destined to end, either by fulfillment, or awakening to a harsh reality. Do these dreams eventually become reality? Or do they become the very reason we grieve? But most importantly, what is a dream that never ends?
Chapter I: A New Journey
Peaceful times had at least come to Altea. With the threat of Medeus put to an end, and Gharnef's plans stopped, the whole continent could enjoy the atmosphere of tranquility. In such times, there was no need for a hero and so the Falchion was put to rest, and the Fire Emblem kept under the safe guard of one of Princess Nyna's most trusted confidants.
"Sire, are you sure you'll be alright traveling with just Cain and Abel?" Inquired Jagen, hints of worry being expressed through his aged features. Since the end of the war, and the start of reconstruction in Altea, Marth hadn't gotten much time to himself, let alone much time to travel. Time away from the confines of t
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.15A half-moon had passed since Rockpelt had died. There was a hole in Goosepaw's heart where his father wasbut life went on. It always went on. So Silverheart, Goosepaw and Moonpaw went on too. Silverheart went back to her warrior duties, Moonpaw went back to training, and Goosepaw went back to one of his preferred dutiesherb gathering. It gave him a chance to be out of camp and see the territory.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.154 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He walked slowly, his tail flicking, taking it all in.
Newleaf had changed into green-leaf, with thick foliage, cicadas buzzing in the trees and oppressive heat pressing into his pelt. Goosepaw twitched his whiskers as he walked, listening to the sounds all around him. The forest was deafening with life. Insects clicking, the chatter of squirrels as they bounded between the trees, bird song, the rustle of a breeze through the branches. The wind tugged at his fur and played with his whiskers, and he smiled.
"It's a beautiful day, isn't it, Rockpelt?" He murmured under his breath. "I
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.12The darkness closed around Goosepaw, and he heard Gingerpelt murmur, "Stay close to me." She touched her tail to his shoulder, making sure he didn't lose her in the dark.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.124 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The blackness pressed around him, darker than dark. All he could feel was cold stone beneath his paws, and Gingerpelt's tail on his shoulder. Panic started to claw at him. What if it just kept going, into the dark? What if he fell and the others left him behind, and he was lost in the dark forever? The tunnel just kept on going down, down, down, so black he could close his eyes and not tell the difference.
He was starting to wish he could just stop and run, run back to the surface and the starlight, when Gingerpelt whispered, "We're here."
He felt a draft and sensed the tunnel opening up around him. Gingerpelt nudged him, telling him to sit, and he sat. He sniffedhe could taste fresh air, and that comforted him. But it was still so dark! Where was the Moonstone?
Then the moon reached its peak, and the Moonstone
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 7The sound of voices echoed over the ThunderClan territory, even though the air was brittle with frost and wind. It was a time of great honor for three cats in the Clanfor they had earned their warrior names.Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch. 74 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mumblefoot! Weedwhisker! Larksong!"
The names carried high on the bitter wind. Even though it was icy cold out that evening, most of the cats had gathered beneath the Highrock anyway to celebrate the apprentices becoming warriors. Goosekit listened from the nurserykits weren't allowed to come to the meetings. He scowled, folding his paws and resting his chin on them.
He could just imagine how Mumblepaw looked right nowsorry, Mumblefoot. What a fitting name for the clumsy tom. He would have his chest puffed out and his scraggly fur fluffed up, grinning as though he was becoming Clan leader. Goosekit's scowl deepened. He disliked the mean-spirited tom. He was rarely nice, and especially not to kits. I pity his kits someday. He thought, then grinned. <
Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.24"No!"Goosefeather's Judgment--Ch.244 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ivystreak stepped forward, pelt bristling. "No, Branchstar, you can't do that!" Littlestream was crouching against the snow, eyes wide and ears flat in fear. Goosepaw's breath caught in his throat. Exiled from ThunderClan? I know she's a traitor to the Clan, but
Branchstar sat down on the Highrock. His face was stony. The Clan looked around at each other, startled. Hawkstorm and Weedwhisker looked satisfied, and they nodded approvingly. Mumblefoot and Adderpaw looked at each other, concerned. Rookflight was looking at the two sisters--she looked as if she had been struck in the face. Moonpaw and Tawnypaw looked upset. Lightfur looked up at Branchstar, and frowned. She looked concerned too. Ivystreak took another step forward. Her eyes shone with desperation. "Branchstar, please. You can't exile her! She's my sister!"
He looked away, snarling softly, "If the traitor matters so much to you, then you can leave with her."
Ivystreak's hackles were raised. Her plea