Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
#101) Why do so many bronies lie about their gender? So many (guys) pretend to be girls and it's weird. This one guy pretended he was a slutty girl pony so guys would sex roleplay with him and treat him nicer and flirt with him. Am I the only person who thinks this is creepy? You shouldn't lie about who you are, should you?
Answer: Of course you shouldn't lie about who you are. You should know everything about everyone. I don't befriend someone unless I know at least the following details: what their blood type is; where they grew up; if they have a history of heart failure in the family; when they started to walk; what their first word was; how many kids they plan on having (if any); and so on. The list is endless, and even then you can't trust people.
Concealing information is fair enough, but lying about information is a bit of an odd one. On the one hand you have the power to be whoever you want to be online – if you're a weedy, anxious individual who can't co
Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 11Time Traveling Kids of the Mane Six! Ch. 111 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
CHAPTER 11: Shelter (First draft. Final version in the works)
The sun continued to rise slowly in the morning chill and the frigid draft of the wind blew through the apple trees of the Apple family. The rumble of thunder echoed in the distance while it whistled around Radiance, making her want to curl into a tight ball. She couldn't hear anything, open her eyes, or move more than a little, but she could feel the bitterness of the breeze down to her bones. Her body shivered and her mind could not think of anything but the cold, as if ice had frozen her in place. Slowly, her senses began to return, and only when the crackle of a small fire could be heard and felt did she relax. Her heavy eyes opened narrowly, watching the blurred movements of the amber sparks in front of her. Their dim glowing air patterns danced before her before rising up into the air and disappearing in the small plume of grey smoke. A figure poked at the smoldering wood, keeping it alive and preventing the w
As The Night Blooms - Chapter 2As The Night Blooms - Chapter 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The warm, orange glow of the campfire was comforting as Willow Wisp sat beside it. The Guards who had ambushed them were busily moving supplies between numerous tents surrounding them and generally keeping to themselves. Though, Willow noticed a number of sidelong glances stolen in his group's direction, though skeptical or not he couldn't even begin to guess.
Willow straightened up as Princess Luna emerged from her cabin, trotting towards the small fire to greet them. "We apologize most profusely for the forceful nature of our guards. We were..." the midnight coated mare blushed slightly, coughing gently and changing her tone to a more familiar one, "...sorry, I may have been a bit too strict with my security."
"You do not have to apologize to us, your highness," Witch Hazel spoke up, stroking the purring cat beside her, "you have every reason to be cautious here in the Everfree."
"I'm jus' glad you came in at da right time, majesty," Samba chimed in, "If not for you, dere woulda been
Snow Belle's Back StorySnow Belle's Back Story1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a magic night. Frost was singing to the air just as the the sun said its goodbyes. A filly had just been born. She had light blue hair,
beautiful soft pink coat, and magical snow emeralds floating through her mane. She was the most wonderful thing the Princess of the day had
ever seen. There was only one true name for her, Snow Agatha Belle. Word got out, an new princess was born. The princess of snow and ice.
Many months had passed. Snow was now 3 months old, and her parents couldn't love her more. Her mother, Princess Celestia, and her father, Prince Antarctic,
were very excited. Little did they know, something horrible was going to happen.Snow Belle grew healthy and happy. She loved her family, even more, her Aunty Luna, and
Princess Luna loved her very much, too. She would take care of her when the prince and princess had to take on their duties.If something was wrong, Snow knew she would
be the only one to truly understand.
One night, Luna got
Shooter Star BioShooter Star Bio1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Shooter Star is a school age unicorn colt who at first was extremely quiet and shy. But he gained confidence in himself until he and Sweetie Belle fell in love with each other.
Shooter lives with his mother, Star Seeker, and his older brother, Star Breaker. Star Breaker is often a bully towards his little brother, but Star Seeker admires Shooter more.
Shooter often gives up easily on several things, and at times is mostly a big crybaby. The only ones who can calm him down is Star Seeker, and SweetieBelle.
The only magic he can use professionally is to make shooting stars in the sky.
Chaos Pokemon Episode 1 The Strange PokemonChaos Pokemon Episode 1 The Strange Pokemon1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
The Strange Pokemon
It was just another day in the world of Sonic The Hedgehog. Eggman built another robot and was using it to try and take over the world, no problem, with his pals Tails and Knuckles this would be a piece of cake.
Sonic-Ha, another one Dr?
Knuckles-Guess he never learns.
Tails-You said it. (as he expertly flew his X-Tornado around the latest of Eggman's robots with his best friends riding on the wings of the plane.)
Eggman-Ho Ho Ho, that's what you think, you pain in the butt, but today I'm going to finally pound you and your little friends into the ground.
Sonic-Or, we'll just kick your butt as always.(as he jumped off the plan and spun into a ball at Eggman.)
Eggman-I wouldn't do that hedgehog, you wouldn't want to hurt your little friends would you?
(Just then he pressed a button causing his chest to open revealing that he had three of his closest friends Amy, Cream, and Cheese held hostage. Causing Sonic to stop dead in his tracks.)
~ The Living Dream ~ Part 1~ The Living Dream ~ Part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Shadow ?" Echoed the sound of a young female, her voice both graceful yet ghastly as the young hedgehog shook in terror. His young ebony fur taking in the cold breeze her voice left on his infant body.
"W-w-where are you M-maria ?" He gulped nervously and with a quiver felt a heavy presence behind him. Afraid to turn and face his fear, the ebony hedgie closed his eyes, clenching his head with his hands as he began bawling more tears.
"Shadow why are you so scared ? Is it because of me ?" Her voice whispered from behind him, churned with sadness,almost sounding like the Maria he knew and loved.
"M-m-maria ?" The hedgie choked, slowly opening his eyes as he looked behind himself. All that stood out from the darkness was him and a mirror, yet this mirror didn't show his reflection but a young female with blonde dressed in blue, looking at him as if she was as good as new.. As if she never died...
"Shadow it's really me ? Your friend Maria" She spoke with a faint smile, the young hedgie t
Spider-Mare Theme SongSpider-Mare Theme Song1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Zips around with speed and flair.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches Changelings just like flies.
Here comes the Spider-Mare.
Is she strong? Listen bud,
She's got rainbow-powered blood.
When there's trouble, never dread,
Just take a look overhead.
There goes the Spider-Mare.
In the chill of the night,
When trouble's at its prime,
Like a streak of light,
She arrives just in time!
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Mare.
With wealth and fame, she gets bored,
Action is her reward.
To her, life is a great big bang up,
Whenever there's a hang up,
You'll find the Spider-Mare!
SorrySorrySorry1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A word that is overused
And to most people, has no meaning
No matter what goes wrong
I always say sorry
But its got to a point
Where sorry isn't enough
I do my best to be with my friends
But something always goes wrong
Whether it's a lie in the mist
Or a mistake of my own
I am always sorry
I wish to make things right
But I don't know where to start
I never want to hurt my friends
But only make them smile
That I always put my friends first
And my well being second
Im loyal but no one cares
All I am is just trash on the curb
That no body wants
Im sorry to everyone
I know I shouldn't be alive
Because im just……nothing
What will I reply?1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?What will I reply?8 months ago in Sketches More Like This
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you nam
Sleepbug cant waitSleepbug cant wait1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Sleepbug walked around outside for so long that there was blood on her hooves and she had made a dent in the ground, She waited and waited to see how Paintslash was. We dont know how she's doing it she has taken over the virus and is holding it back. But it's not good because if she holds it back to long it will come back three times as bad..
FinallyFinally1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
We have finally found the "Paintslash" SB was talking about and we found out something too, Every time she gets mad or upset the blackness covers her body. When we found "Paint" the blackness retracted... Interesting..
Subject: SleepbugSubject: Sleepbug1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Our interview with subject #A3:
Sleepbug: *Sits there with eyes shut and head down*
NurseRH: Sweetie we need you to tell us how u feel.
Sleepbug: I... I..
NurseRH: Hun, That doesn't help us, Here i will ask questions and u answer.
SB: *Nods slowly*
NurseRH: What do u feel?
SB: I feel something.. I dont know how to explaine it.
Nurse: Okay *Scribbles* What can u hear?
SB: EVERYTHING! I can ur breth and ur heartbeat, I can hear them... There outside! Waiting for me!
Nurse: Okay, calm down, Calm down.
SB: *Looks Up and Opens eyes* You're not here to help me. The only person whom can help this poor soul is Paintslash. *Jumps on the nurse*
Nurse: BOYS, HELP!
Other doctors: *Rush in and pull her off*
Nurse: *Brushes herself off* Lets leave her alone for a while.
-End of Interview-
We believe this "Paintslash" Is someone she trusts. We are working with Dark Flare to see what he can gather. She seems to be more tolerant to foals/colts. We have no idea why but she is. She has slowed down her he
WARNING: DarkponysWARNING: Darkponys1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
We have been Invaded by a weird new kind of Darkponys! If you look at their "Cutie" Its what I believe to be the symbol of "Mates" or "Mating" As u can see it shows Red,Blue and purple. We believe that the "cum" concludes that they take over innocent mares.. Our very own, Sleepbug, As u see has been infected with the virus.. We are urgently looking for a cure! Hopefully we can find one soon...
Nurse Red Hearts
Renegade Legacy - Chapter 1Renegade Legacy - Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The metal door opens with a hiss as an armored figure slowly steps inside, metal boots echoing on the metallic floor... and the lights in the room flash on, exposing the contents. Inside were hundreds, if not thousands of pods that were filled with an unknown green liquid. The figure's glowing yellow eyes narrow as it starts to walk among the capsules; a swaying light illuminates the figure as an armored canine of some sort, a pair of curved blades extended from the elbows.
The husky's serpent-like eyes narrow even more as he looks around before spotting a camera, immediately thrusting a hand up as a narrow spike of metal shoots from the palm, impaling the camera. "Blast it!" curses a voice in another room. "He saw my camera..." He takes a step then stops immediately, spotting a pod nearby the camera, which had material floating inside. "What...?" he mumbles, his voice having a metallic ring to it as he quickly steps up to the capsule. "... A bio-weapon?"
He curses as the unknown mater
Couple of Showponies Chp. TwoCouple of Showponies Chp. Two1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Alright, everypony! Positions!" The loudspeaker broadcasting the announcer's opening speech let out a high-pitched screech which caused a collective cringe amongst the assembled Wonderbolts. "Okay, let's hope we're the only ones who heard that!" Spitfire rolled her shoulders and looked back at her team with a smile. "Remember your formations and you'll be golden."
"Just like you, boss," the soft-spoken Misty pointed out with a chuckle.
"Ha!" Spitfire faced forward once again, her muscles tensed for the take-off. "You could only be this golden in your wildest dreams, fillies and colts." A sharp whistle sounded, and without another word, the Wonderbolts moved as one, swiftly soaring upward toward the warmth of the summer sun.
Spitfire hadn't planned anything particularly awe-inspiring for today's show; the Canterlot ponies were amazed by even the smallest feats, and besides, the princesses weren't attending this show, and it really took the pressure off her team. Some ponies would say S
My Little Pony: Season 3 Predictions and MusingsMy Little Pony: Season 3 Predictions and Musings1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
From what I have seen, it is fair to assume that:
1. Perhaps the Flories are back (which would explain the plant destruction in Ponyville)
2. Krastos the Glue maker might not have been a joke, and he is in fact the "Gloom Maker"
3. The team is making fun of the bad General Zoi "evil pony" OC's with this flamboyantly wicked-looking new pony. (I personally would LOVE THIS; it would be so clever and cheeky of them!)
4. Somnambula (one of my FAVOURITE MLP villains from early GENs) might make an appearance in a non-human form (she is a witch who uses a hypnotic bird and illusions to lure ponies to her so that she can suck the youth and power from them)
5. SEAPONIES. If there shall be any, they ought to sing a song with some "shoo be doo" in it.
6. Kelpies, Qilins, fancy pegasi, and giraffes, oh my!
7. Trixie allies herself with Discord/the new guy/both of them as revenge against Twilight (harsh)
8. All past villains will side with the Mane Six in an effort to defeat a common (and more dange
FxF Deadly Dreams:Page 1Flaky opened her eyes screaming. She sat up and sighed. What was that dream about? She looked at her arm and gasped. In the exact same place where the starry wolf had cut her, had left a scar in the shape of a dragon. Now Flaky was scared. It was real? She stared at her arm. It certainly was strange. She raised her arm to get a better look, but screamed as a blast came from her hand and exploded on the wall. Flaky stared at the wall in shock and amazement. Was this the power that wolf was talking about? Flaky stood up shakily and walked into the kitchen. "I'll have to control this somehow." she whispered to herself. But how? She didn't know. All she could do was hope nothing bad would happen. Just then the phone rang. Flaky picked up the phone and said "hello?" "Hey Flaky! Its Cuddles. Do you want to come play some football with the guys?" "I don't know, who's gonna be there?" Flaky asked. "Well, Russell, Toothy, Sniffles, Nutty, and Flippy." Flaky blushed. She had always had a crush oFxF Deadly Dreams:Page 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
Jodie... Aiden POV (Beyond Two Souls) You’ve got your wish now Jodie...Jodie... Aiden POV (Beyond Two Souls)1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
I’m gone, were separated,
And I hate it,
And I know you do too.
It’s not your fault Jodie...
I have been annoying and unfair to you,
Like you have to me,
But I guess that’s what siblings do.
I’m so sorry Jodie...
That I never told you that I was your brother,
I thought it would’ve been easier that way,
Maybe I was wrong...
Please don’t cry Jodie...
It kills me to see you so upset in that log cabin,
I can’t get to you yet,
All I can do is watch from a distance and wait.
I can’t feel your mind breaking apart,
Your memories disintegrating,
Keep on writing and don’t forget.
Go on Jodie...
This is it,
You have to make a decision,
Start again and live happily.
I won’t care who you pick,
Be it Zoey, or Jay or even Ryan,
But don’t stay alone.
Youve experienced so much Jodie...
Youve witnessed death, youve killed,
Youve saved, and youve helped others,