Hot Chocolate 'n ExplanationsHot Chocolate 'n Explanations4 years ago in Romance More Like This
By the time Pinkie had regained consciousness she'd all but forgotten her trip through the labyrinth.
The fighting, the balloon garden, the elements..all just foggy shapes in the back of her mind.
She fully expected to open her eyes and see her cozy room in Sugarcube Corner, her little body wrapped safe and warm in the blanket Mrs. Cake had so generously given her...
Pinkies eyes shot open.
She wasn't in her bed, she wasn't in Sugarcube Corner and she most certainly wasn't curled up in a warm blanket...
Instead she found herself high above Equestria, looking up into the endless blue of the sky while below her the sound of pouring rain and a bizarre popping sound echoed throughout the land.
Memories flooded the Party Pony's mind.
The Labyrinth, Discord, her friends laughing-
Her ears dropped immediately, her eyes squeezing shut tightly.
"N-no I...how did-?"
"Ah, you're awake my dear!" Discord's voice sounded so happy and full've optimis
We the Bronies...We the Bronies...3 years ago in Settings More Like This
We the Bronies...
In order to form a perfect union, share our wits, our pride in accomplishments that enlighten people, that support people, that encourage people to move on. We know the truth in several ways unexplainable in words. Actions speak for themselves: BronyCons, drawings, vectors, exhibits, digitals, sculptures, plushies, and so on and so forth. Seeking toward a better life without external preferences including racism for we, the Bronies are a race! We live by our rules, our faith, our dignity, and pride. We do not care about the others. If you think not so, ask the fifty year olds or even the nineteen year olds who do as they please with the popular animation at their will. Do you hide in fear of the bullies surrounding you? No! We shall stand up strong to the hearts of many. Triumphing through the crowds of plenty as we say out loud, "We are the people, the Bronies".
Extensively, maybe not so far. Even I have fear for my self. Envisioning such a thought w
The Fresh Pink Party Pony Of Pony-Ville *Theme*Well, this is a story all about whyThe Fresh Pink Party Pony Of Pony-Ville *Theme*1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
I became a pony rapper named Pinkie Pie,
and I'd like to take a minute to tell all of ya,
Why I'm the super duper party pony of Equestria.
In west Fillydelphia born and raised,
on the rock farm was where I spent most of my days,
chillin out maxin relaxin so cool,
and I was bakin' some cupcakes outside of the school,
when a couple of colts, they were up to no good,
started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in on little fight and my mom got the chills,
so she sent my flank packin off to Ponyville.
I whistled for a cab cos I have no wings,
the license plate said "FL1MFL4M" and they called me on in,
I was suspicious of the driver named Silver Shill,
But I thought "Hey whatever, yo homie to Ponyville!"
I pulled up to a cake shop 'bout 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homie smell ya later!"
Looked at my new home, let out a scream super-shrill
as I became the super party pony of Ponyville!
I Regret Nothing.
ReachReachReach5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dib stared at the fluffy clouds slowly crawling on the light-blue background of the sky. On other occasions, he might’ve compared them to white cotton candy, or big puffy pillows. Not today, though. No, today he had to lay in the dirty water of a fountain, trapped beneath a half-destroyed statue of Eros, and all because he chose chasing Zim round town over sitting at home in his pajamas, eating ice cream in front of the TV.
The day started quite normal, actually. Dib saw Zim, Zim announced his planet-conquering, human-defeating, Dib-belittling plans, Dib mocked Zim, Zim insulted Dib and humanity in general, Dib pounced on Zim, Zim began fighting back etc. etc. etc. The usual normalcy for Dib and Zim. What followed was an epic chase throughout the city, which involved jumping over fences and shrubs, and maybe dodging some cars and people.
The epicness ended once they reached the park and Zim accidentally blasted the funny-looking fountai
Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A certain pegasus flew back into Ponyville to find the entire town completely deserted. She flew all around, obviously checking the homes of her friends. Twilight’s Golden Oaks Library was all books and no ponies, every dessert in Sugarcube Corner was left untouched by Pinkie Pie, Sweet Apple Acres had no work of Applejack’s done, the Carousel Boutique had no Rarity for all those dresses, and Fluttershy’s cottage didn’t have a single living thing even living there.
Once Rainbow Dash checked everywhere else, she did find one caped figure standing in front of the town square. Next to the figure was a life sized statue of Rainbow Dash, but it was wearing a helmet, a red cape with a golden zipper, red strap on and a cloud making a yellow lightning bolt on it, and four golden gauntlets with tiny white wings for each hoof of the statue. The helmet and gauntlets were rainbow colored and had golden coverings to assure they were made of metal.
Once she flew close enough,
IZ: SoberIt's hard to believe just..what happened - the shattered life we all have now. That is, if it can be called a life.. The day didn't really start off unusual... actually, it started off so great. Perhaps, I should start at the beginning... Or, rather the middle. I can't talk about what happened before the accident; it will make the pain so much worse.IZ: Sober5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The four of us had just come back from a day at the park - a day I don't think any of us believe it ever happened at all. The smeets were exhausted; GIR was begging me to pick him up so he could sleep in my arms for the walk back. I said no, of course... Irk...why..why did I say no? I may have been able to save him if he was tucked securely in my arms, but no! I had to - had to... None of that matters now, and he's not my biggest concern.
We were laughing and talking; Dib was still wiping remnants of potato salad from his hair, courtesy from me of course. It was getting darker; the earth sun barely peeking out from the hill, but
Neon TreesNeon TreesNeon Trees5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
'Here we go again!
I kinda wanna be more than friends
So take it easy on me
I'm afraid you're never satisfied'
Again! Like every day, every waking moment it seemed, they were arguing. He could no longer remember why though because after a second he got lost at the way she seemed to grow more beautiful every day. He wanted more than to be friends, or whatever they were from thier constant arguements, but he somehow knew she probably didn't feel the same.
She screamed something at him and he winced from her sudden explosion. 'This is funny,' he thought, 'no matter what I do. No matter how hard I try, she just doesn't seem to appreciate anything.' He sighed deeply and she stopped.
"What? Are you bored already?"
'Here we go again!
We're sick like animals
We play pretend.
You're just a cannibal.
And I'm afraid I won't get out alive!
Oh I won't sleep tonight!'
Beastboy looked into her angered eyes and held her gaze. "I guess I'm just fed up with these constant arguements. Don't yo
Love After Death REQUESTLove After DeathLove After Death REQUEST5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was the night of their 6 month anniversary. They were walking down the halls after returning from their 'romantic' date from the arcade. They had reached her bedroom and she looked up at his emerald eyes mischievously biting her lip.
The door opened with a hiss and immediately Raven grabbed Beastboy's belt pulling him into her room. The door closed and locked as Beastboy pushed Raven up to the wall pressing his lips to hers. She kissed him back bringing her hands up under his shirt to graze over his muscular chest and abdomen. His hands traveled down her body pulling her shirt up over her head where he started to kiss down her neck.
Beastboy lifted Raven up so they could move to the bed.
They took things kind of slow at first slightly cautious but after the first thrust things went quickly and when it was all over they were a very happy couple in each other's arms.
That was a month ago.
The sky was pouring rain on the people of Jumpcity but more importantly the thre
Home Is Where The Harp Is"You seem to be drifting, Lyra."Home Is Where The Harp Is3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The words continued to echo in Lyra's mind as she slumped against her sofa, slurping down the remains of a week-old bottle of soda. Drifting. That was what Davenport had said to her almost five months ago now when he'd noticed she had been sitting on the same bench in the park every day for the past four weeks. First thing in the morning until late afternoon, she had curled up on her favourite seat and watched the world go by, reliving happier times. Then she would go home, plant her hindquarters in the worn dimple in her favourite sofa, and spend the rest of the evening alone. It wasn't a bad life, by any means.
Idly she prodded her belly. It wobbled back at her. She was letting herself go: she knew it, everypony knew it. Davenport knew it, which is why he'd given her the job of Quill Clerk at his 'Quills and Sofas' store. After that, her life had continued with slightly more purpose: get up, go to work, count quills (even though there weren't t
I'm In LoveIt's amazing. I never thought I'd say this. I mean, I was pretty sure I would one day, when the time came and I knew it for sure. But I never would have thought that I would be saying it right now, with the current circumstances.I'm In Love5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But, I'm not afraid to say it anymore. I'm sure of it now, and it makes me smile when I say it.
I'm in love.
Pretty amazing, considering my love life. Or lack thereof at the time. It's funny, because everyone says I'm the "nice" guy, the guy that every girl wants. Well, I honestly had little to no luck with girls, ever since my interest in the opposite sex began. Sometimes I liked them more than they liked me, or the other way around, bad timing, were older than me, didn't know me, I didn't know them, you get the picture.
But now here I am, ten years old, in the fifth grade, I live in a boarding house with my parents, grandparents and boarders, I have great friends, and most of all, I have a girlfriend. My first real, and truly serious girlfriend. It's so unbe
HA - Lost Embrace, 1 of 2Lost Embrace (Part 1 of 2)HA - Lost Embrace, 1 of 25 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
written by Fairy Slayer, inspired by Neo Slashott
Special thanks go out to Evil Fairy for her tremendous help and no small amount of patience.
“Outta my way!” Helga Pataki barked, leaving Stinky only a split-second to jump up from the crowded lunch table before the wiry blonde girl dropped her behind into his chair. Without a word, the other children pressed together to make room as the tall boy found another chair and rejoined them. Helga smirked triumphantly, happy to be sitting opposite the one who was the bane of her existence and yet her one true love, Arnold. A pleasured sigh escaped her lips and she suddenly caught herself; only then did she notice that just about everyone in their class was packed in tightly around the same slab of worn Formica.
“Why's everyone sitting together today anyway?”
Phoebe was happy to explain, “Some developers are planning to tear down the old abandoned arsenal down by the river, a
PMD- Merchant App: The Jar KeepersTeam Name: The Jar Keepers Rank: Farfetch'dPMD- Merchant App: The Jar Keepers3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Member 1: Iris Female
Member 2: Lares Male
Member 3: Male/Female
Member 4: Male/Female
Member 1 Trait & Personality: Gentle, likes to relax
Member 2 Trait & Personality: Hardy, strong willed
Member 3 Trait & Personality:
Member 4 Trait & Personality:
Member 1 moves:
Hidden Power (water): Iris can conjure water from mist to a wave. Typically, they form orbs of water that are usually used to water plants.
16: Questioning.16: Questioning.16: Questioning.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Hiccup wanted to know everything about her.
"What's your favourite colour?" "When's your birthday?" "What do you prefer: fish, or stew?"
In the end, Astrid had to punch him on the arm just to get him to shush.
"Hiccup! What's with all the... questions?!"
Hiccup pulled a face as he rubbed his arm before shrugging, grinning at her.
"I just want to know everything about you, Astrid..."
She sighed, rolling her eyes... and smiled.
"Then stop asking questions... And get to know me properly." She grabbed the front of his clothes and tugged him towards her, pulling him into a deep kiss... before finding herself knocked to the ground, Hiccup still on top of her.
"Hiccup, wha-" He placed a finger over her mouth, still grinning.
"One more question..." He shook his head as she started to protest, finger still pressed to her lips.
"Top... or bottom?"
I Want To BelieveI WANT TO BELIEVE...I Want To Believe5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"I want to believe..."
And yet, I could not, for the vision that is standing in front of me was nothing short of impossible. I want to believe, but wouldn't you be surprised if Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III appears right in front of your eyes... with his reptilian companion Toothless behind him on his right and his girlfriend Astrid Hofferson on his left?
I'm sure, as would all of you, that either some near-impossible-time-warp freak-show-magic-trick is happening, or maybe you shouldn't have been drinking that coke that had the chance of been spiked while you had your back turned.
But what if, what if, by just a single tiny microscopic chance, by some unknown force that we may ponder 'till the end of time, what if, those illusions that we see, they were real?
Let me tell you a story.
I was walking through the huge neighbourhood park to clear my head of those unbearable end-of-the-year exams. It was night-time, with the huge white moon ca
Crashing Angels - A flutterdash fillies story Ch 2Celestia's sun breaks through the window into Rainbow Dash's room. The rays of light cause her to roll over in an attempt to avoid the penetrating brightness. She continues to lie there, unable to return to the realms of slumber but unwilling to extract herself from her bed. Her brain clicks into gear and she sighs. 'Birthday day. This is going to be boring.'Crashing Angels - A flutterdash fillies story Ch 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Moments pass as her young mind wanders. School. Yet another upcoming thing for her to dread. She imagines what the classes would be like. Dull old pegasus ponies telling the class what to do, scary crowds, and bullies. 'I hope Rocky and his gang aren't there. I don't want to get beaten up every day,' Rainbow Dash thinks to herself. She suddenly remembers something her mum had briefly mentioned: Flight school. A fun holiday school where awesome fillies like herself get to learn how to fly like champions, do awesome tricks and even race. This brings a smile to her face. 'I'll be the first one there to fly!' Feeling herself fill with
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#101) Why do so many bronies lie about their gender? So many (guys) pretend to be girls and it's weird. This one guy pretended he was a slutty girl pony so guys would sex roleplay with him and treat him nicer and flirt with him. Am I the only person who thinks this is creepy? You shouldn't lie about who you are, should you?
Answer: Of course you shouldn't lie about who you are. You should know everything about everyone. I don't befriend someone unless I know at least the following details: what their blood type is; where they grew up; if they have a history of heart failure in the family; when they started to walk; what their first word was; how many kids they plan on having (if any); and so on. The list is endless, and even then you can't trust people.
Concealing information is fair enough, but lying about information is a bit of an odd one. On the one hand you have the power to be whoever you want to be online – if you're a weedy, anxious individual who can't co
A date over the rainbow Ch 1.A date over the rainbow Ch 1.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A flowing rainbow mane whips in the air currents as its cyan owner speeds across the sky leaving nothing but a small rainbow wake in place of the clouds she was clearing. She performs a few somersaults in the air, a smile covering her cyan muzzle.
"Is that a new record?" Hearing these quiet words, Rainbow's head snaps down to look at Fluttershy. She ceases her tricks to marvel at the beauty that is slowly flying up to meet her. Rainbow's smile turns goofy, indicating to Fluttershy how happy she is to see her marefriend so early.
The two pegasi brush wingtips as Fluttershy draws level with Rainbow Dash. With each wingbeat, she feels a tingling as they continue to share the unique yet delicate contact their synchronous wingbeats give.
"Hey Fluttershy. Come with me, I want to show you something."
"Okay..." Rainbow crosses the distance between them with a wingbeat and plants a kiss on 'Shy's nose. The mare's face lights up red as she unleashes an adorable little squeak. Her wings loc
chapter 8 this is a titleChapter 8: this is a title: Cuz thinking of new titles is a titty-bit annoyingchapter 8 this is a title4 years ago in Romance More Like This
His hair was soft and his breathing gentle. His skin flushed from the night before and glowing slightly pale.
He watched the soft creatures eyes open, only to stare back at him. Then a smile.
"Mornin' sunshine." He says as he put his hand on Zims cheek and leans to kiss zim soft on the forehead.
"Dib?" he murmered back.
"DIB!?!" Zim jolted and fell out of the bed. his head spun inside violently and he cried out, wincing in pain.
Memories of the night before hit him with a sledge hammer. His body fllushed again with heat, begging to be touched. He screamed and ran off.
Dib layed there a look of worry and disapointment glazed over his face.
Zim entered his home and locked the door.
"What-" *huff huff huff* "The fuck happened?"
Tuesday came and Zim did not show. Dib grew depressed as the day went on. 'was it really so wrong?' he thought to himself. 'maybe hes just...hungover.'
Dib pondered on what would have ha
ParanoidParanoidParanoid5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Raven watched in horror as she lost control of her powers and enveloped each and every one of her friends into a black abyss where they would see horrors unknown. She tried to gain control but couldn't and when she looked up at the remaining person she came face to face with Beastboy. He looked mortified and as he began to get sucked into his dark tomb he mouthed the word 'Why?' Raven fell to her knees and cried grabbing her hair and clenching them in her tight fists. Then she screamed.
Raven jolted upright in her bed sweating and heart pounding. She gasped for air and clutched her throat to help calm herself down but to no avail. "No," she cried, "No, no, no." Her eyes stung with tears but she was able to shake them away. She threw the covers off her body and got up walking to her closet.
She reached for some sweats and a t-shirt and flung them on. Silently she opened her door and looked down the dark hallway stepping lightly on the floor. Getting to the common room was a cha
StrawberriesStrawberriesStrawberries5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A BBRae oneshot
This morning was the same for Raven, normal wake time, her normal tea time in the morning, normal shower, and now it was time for her meditation on the roof. That's when normality ceased for her today.
Every day would be the same for her. She'd come to the roof after her other morning preparations to mediate in the rising sun and clear sky. It was something she did. Something she enjoyed because she would be by herself. But this morning she wasn't alone.
Sitting, with his legs dangling off the edge of the tower, was her polar opposite eating something from a package next to his leg. Now this is what kept her from going over to him and asking him what the hell he was doing. He NEVER got up at this time, he would usually sleep the day away and when he did wake up he would jump on the video games.
Raven shook her head and finally headed over to Beastboy. As she neared she saw that he was eating a fresh pack of strawberries, "What are you doing here?"
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#91) Me and my boyfriend have been bronies from the beginning and we've been thinking about having a kid. We heard somewhere that they can inject animal DNA into the womb in the first few weeks to give the child animal-like features. We think this would be the coolest thing ever but we fear others will frown on it and our beautiful pony child will be looked down upon. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think your sources are quite credible. You can, indeed, inject animal DNA into the womb to create animal-human hybrids. That's why you quite often see dog-boys, cat-girls and giraffe-children walking around town centres. It's becoming more acceptable nowadays, but you might want to give it a few more years before you try it out, just to avoid the beast-baby facing ridicule at school. They may have an elephant-teacher, which would help the child feel more 'normal', but if all the class-mates are human, or another form of animal hybrid, it could be difficult for them
Arnold's Leg Epilogue"Arnold! Helga! Come on downstairs! We got something for you!"Arnold's Leg Epilogue6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Arnold and Helga, who were in his bedroom playing a board game together, exchanged glances after Miles called them from downstairs. They stood up, both silently wondering what was up, and left his bedroom, going downstairs.
It was the following Sunday since Miles and Stella had been home. All weekend, the entire family, with Helga included, just caught and chatted all together, sharing stories and fun times. Miles and Stella got a laugh at how similar the kid's relationship was to Phil and Gertie when they'd been younger. They spoke about their years in school and things they'd done, Helga gave a brief mention of her real family at home but didn't go into too much details at the moment, and then came the very thing that brought it all in place, the fracturing of Arnold's leg.
"It was painful, and it wasn't any fun being so debi...debila...Helga, what's that word again?" Arnold had said.
"Debilitated." Helga had told him.