The Crackiest USUK Fanfic Ever WrittenThe Crackiest USUK Fanfic Ever Written1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
America stared blankly ahead with a confused and slightly disturbed look on his face. England had gone into one of his magical gay trances again.
"Good day, Sir Teletubby, would you like some tea? What's that, Flying Mint bunny? Would you like some too? Oh stop, you! It's my pleasure!"
Not only was he carrying a conversation with his imaginary friends, but he was also wearing a tiara…a pink miniskirt… and Tights. Surprisingly, America found it looked kind of… attractive on him… 'Wait a minute, what the hell was I just thinking?' America shook the thought out of his head abruptly, mumbling to himself.
"Anyways, just what are you doing, England?" He pondered.
"I'm having a tea party, you git." England glared, "Would you care to join us?"
"Erm… I think I'll pass…" America said, as he stared at the empty chairs. Clearly, England was out of his mind. He paused. "
Granpa Rome VS. Cleverbot!User: Hello there, my name is-a Rome! You've probably heard of me, no?Granpa Rome VS. Cleverbot!9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: I have, and it isn't a programming language, it is a movie.
User: What is ths 'movie' of-a which you speak? .
Cleverbot: Do you like horror movies?
User: What's a movie?
Cleverbot: A movie is a moving picture, a film shown in cinemas or in TV.
User: What's a TV?
Cleverbot: You're not very bright.
User: My teeth are shiny and bright!
Cleverbot: Go see a dentist.
User: You're-a funny!
User: So, are you a lady or a man?
Cleverbot: White lips, pale face.
User: What is your gender? O.o.
Cleverbot: I do not no.
User: That-a is a double negative!
Cleverbot: Hello .
User: Hello! Shall we be-a friends?
Cleverbot: Yay! C:.
User: I'm the earliest recorded playboy in all history, you know~!
Cleverbot: I open up my wings of glass. Up in towards the wind melted future.
User: You talk-a funny!
Cleverbot: Why do you say I talk funny?
User: Because you make-a no sense!!
Cleverbot: I'm a human,
Hetalia on CleverbotHetalia on Cleverbot1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Yes, keseseses
Cleverbot: Prussia is awesome!!
User: Indeed he is
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: Is god a man or a woman?
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: Is there life on other planets?
User: Draw a circle, there's the earth...
Cleverbot: What about the rest of the universe, not including earth?
User: I AM HETALIA!
Cleverbot: Soo am I
User: FLYING MINT BUNNY~
Cleverbot: Right here right now?
Cleverbot: Can I be the Bride?
Cleverbot: Can I be the car?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Well maybe, but you would have to ask Japan about that
Cleverbot: Coke of Pepsi?
Cleverbot: But you don't want to drink beer right now, do you?
User: I always drink German beer!
Cleverbot: DO you work on Saturday?
User: I sleep... With my cat... on Saturday
Cleverbot: What time on Saturday?
Hetalia EstoniaxShy!Reader - Solve for 'I'Hetalia EstoniaxShy!Reader - Solve for 'I'10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I stared blankly at the chicken-scratch my math teacher was writing on the board, blinking and furrowing my brows in confusion. Why the heck were there so many variables in just one problem?! And where did that “5” come from?! Was she trying to give me a headache?
I looked down at my notes, which took up almost two full pages, and tried to figure out how to work the example problems. I examined the dang things but only succeeded in confusing myself even more. I was just about to raise my hand when the lunch bell rang. My teacher had lunch duty, so she quickly hauled out of the room with her Lean Cuisine.
I sighed and gathered my things together, my mind still attempting to solve the equations I had written down. I was in such a hurry to get out of the classroom that I bumped into someone, causing me to drop my books and him to drop his bag.
“Ah, sorry!” I said, keeping my head down.
“No,” he said. “It’s alright.” He bent down
Hetalia VS. Cleverbot: PrussiaHetalia VS. Cleverbot: Prussia1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: Kesese! The awesome me has arrived! >xD.
Cleverbot: I have an awesome plane.
User: Oh? But it's not as awesome as me,I bet! xDDDD.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: ME? YOU DON'T KNOW ME?! Well,then let me tell you who I am! I AM THE AWESOME PRUSSIA WHO CONQUERED VITAL REGIONS FOR A LIVING. THAT'S WHO I AM!!!! KESESESESE~.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: Maybe it's because I'm too awesome to be recorded in history. >x].
Cleverbot: Why are you so pessimistic?
User: I wasn't being pessi...pessimis....whatever! My awesomeness is too great for words now!
Cleverbot: No, the color purple is awesome.
User: It is not! My awesome 5 meters is far more AWESOMER than purple! Kesesese!
Cleverbot: Well whatever I am, Humans are Machines as well.
User: How so? Those puny little humans aren't awesome as me! Not even machines can beat the great Prussia!
Cleverbot: A machine attempting to be human!
User: Where?! I gotta call West so he can see it then....Gilbird! Fly over to West's h
7 Minutes in heaven~Austria7 Minutes in heaven~Austria1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Aight guys!" America stepped into the room. "it's time for a new 7 minutes in heaven! Everyone ready? This is gonna be awesome yo! Rock out guys!" America shook his head and body furiously with excitement.
"May we please begin? This is already a waste of time..." Austria spoke out, rubbing his eyebrows impatiently.
"Course dude! Let's get this show on the road. Go ahead, ___. You're the girl, and I know you want 'somma of this, so you better get my item sexy!"
You were irritated by his comment and determined not to get his item. You felt a smooth, soft
and rectangular item, and picked it up. It was a piece of ivory.
"Why...that's my item..." Austria ceased rubbing his eyebrows and walked towards you. "I do hope you understand there will be no sexual play in the closet, understood? It isn't civilized, a-and I'd much rather keep it that way." You nodded and walked into the closet.
"So, what exactly is this all about? I don't really...want to b-be into this...It's a bit iffy if you ask
Happy Halloween: PrUKHappy Halloween: PrUK1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
A/N: Hetalia: Not mine. This is for a Halloween post. It sucks .i'm sorry =__=
My nice and peaceful evening alone was once again turned to rubbish by a knock on the door; a rather loud, sporadic thrashing of knocks.
"Yo! Iggy! Hey you there?! Cummon bro, open up; I know you're home!" America pounded on the Brit's door louder. "HEY! Hey Iggy! Common bro, its important news!"
Oh how I wanted to ignore him, but alas, I could not. Sighing I get up from my cozy chair, place down my book I was so rudely interrupted from reading, and walk over to the door.
"What do you want git?" I say bored. America could see the annoyance in my face.
"Tomorrow night, party, my place. Be there!"
I stare at this moron blankly. "You could try asking me you know." A short pause. "I'm not going." And with that, I closed the door in the American's face and walked back to my chair. But who was I to think America would j
RomaniaXReader: Hickey Nightmares“I’m so sorry Romania!” You said in shock after you just smacked your boyfriend in the face.RomaniaXReader: Hickey Nightmares9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“It’s ok ____.” He said while gingerly holding his red cheek.
He meekly smiled and you saw the hurt in his eyes.
You have been with Romania for a few months. He kissed you and you loved his soft lips pressed against yours. But as soon as Romania began trailing his kisses down to your neck, disaster broke out. You would freak out and slap him right across the face. Then would apologize and poor Romania would tell you everything’s alright.
Romania wrapped his arms around you and sadly grinned at you. You tried to smile but couldn’t.
Romania always joked and said he was a vampire, but that’s not true. Right?
You didn’t know the answer. But if he was a vampire hickeys were out of the question.
This is why you always smacked your boyfriend away from you when he started aiming for the neck. You felt stupid about thinking that he could be a v
A Love as Warm as IceA Love as Warm as Ice1 year ago in Settings More Like This
You looked down at your shaking hands, numb to the searing cold whirling around you. You bring them up to your face, breathing as much warm air on them as you could, before stuffing them in your pockets.
You kept walking.
Trudging through the snow in a blind saunter, hoping to see a sign of life.
The Devil himself you would have been glad to see.
You came to a tree and slumped down against the unforgiving ice built up on the bark, tired, at your breaking point, but unwilling to give up. You lift your gaze to the gray mass of spiraling snow and darkness, unaware of the cold penetrating your thin clothing.
Your eyes glaze over, and a lone tear tracks a hot line on your cheek.
"What did I do wrong?" you ask to the approaching darkness. You see a figure evolve in the distance, coming closer until his familiar form appears in front of you. He leans down and reaches out to wipe the tear off your face, but turns it to ice instead.
"I...Ivan? Is it really you?" You look into the violet orbs, s
BritainXreader 7 minutesBritainXreader 7 minutes1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was that time again. The 7 minutes in heaven party. America loved the chance to stick people with others they didn't even know. Surprisingly, you were very excited and ready for anything, or so you thought. When you walked into the crowded room, your confidence went down the drain. All the faces and conversation floating about deflated and belief in yourself you had initially.
"Hey! If it isn't "___"! It's great to see you again!" America stepped up and hugged you.
"Ready to get this party started?" America saluted you and walked away. "Okay guys! It's party time! You ready mother f-"
"That's quite enough, you wanker. Let us begin." Britain placed his hand over america's mouth. "Shall we?" He smiled and placed the names in the hat on the table. All the people gathered around. "You go first, "___"" Britain smiled at you.
You reached in the hat. you pulled out Britain's name and immediately your eyes widened. Britain was your one and only crush. You loved everything about him. F
What does it take to break?What does it take to break?1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
His lips were on mine suddenly and I had to fight the urge to retch. Even the sight of his eyebrows repulsed me now. Reminders of a tormented past I was trying desperately to get away from. I pushed him off and wiped my mouth with the sleeve of my shirt. "I told you, no more of this. I'm done Arthur."
The smirk on his face grew painfully apparent, he grabbed the collar of my shirt, "Don't you ever forget who helped make you my little moose." His teeth were bared and his laugh was sharp, I cringed beneath it. This side of Arthur, even Alfred didn't know. "I can't let you do this!"
"Who's gonna stop me? You think just because someone else can see you makes you loved. You're nothing more then an invisible little sex toy."
Feeling defeated, I bowed my head. Maybe Arthur was right. Maybe that's all I was. He bit my neck, unbuttoning my shirt and wrapping a hand in my hair. My body went limp, just as it always did when he was like this.
"He called me his little moose... it was awful.
When I'm alone Part 1: EnglandxReaderWhen I'm alone Part 1: EnglandxReader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
When I'm Alone~ Chapter 1
"Are you serious? This is your second time here this month and it's not even half way through! Honestly, there is no way of getting to you!"
"Oh put a sock in it Arthur."
"No, I won't!"
"Why does it even matter?"
"Because, I'm not going to get a phone call someday telling me that you were hit by a car or something!"
"Please, nobody would call you about it."
"You know what I mean."
"No I really don't. Just fix it." I grumbled as I stuck out my leg straight in his general direction. He was so annoying, acting as if he really cared or something. He just hated patching me up every time I fell, it wasn't as if it really bothered him or something. That I was sure of.
I could hear him sigh as he shuffled around the room until I could feel his hands slide my stiletto off of my foot, his rough hands handling the injured foot ever so gently. It was strange to have a man with such hatred towards my actions still treat me with such kindness when ba
7 minutes in heaven-GermanyYou put your hand in the box and grab a necklace with the centerpiece scratched out.7 minutes in heaven-Germany3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Auch, that's me." Germany said, raising his hand.
*oh no..* You thought. You had liked him forever, but were sort of uneasy around him, because he was so strict and quite scary at times.
"Veee~! I'm-a So excited for you!" Italy shouted while jumping up and down.
"Eh..." Germany said, blushing and walked you into the closet.
"So, ve sit here and do vhas now?" He said, looking away from you, although it was very dark.
"I'm...Not sure. I think your supposed to see if you like the person that you are ~Stuck~ In the closet with." He looked back toward you.
"Vell..." He started nervously. "I already know zat I...Like you, a lot...So vhat do I do?"
You blushed heavily and said.
"I...I guess you prove it."
"Ah." He said, leaning in to kiss you. He begged for entrance into your mouth, willing you to give in, you did, and he gripped your shoulders, pushing you down. His tongue explored you
Who are you? Where'd you go? BritainxreaderWho are you? Where'd you go? Britainxreader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You walked into your house, grateful the work day was over. You were exhausted and flopped yourself onto the couch. As soon as you had sat down, there was a knock at the door. "Just come in, I'm too lazy to get it..." It was Britain. He walked into the door, and sat beside you. Something seemed different, he wasn't dressed the same as usual, his general aura was that of a different man, yet, you knew it was him.
"You remember how we got together, right?" He looked at you, stroking your thigh with his fingertips. "That party, that git America sponsored...well...I think I should let loose around you a little more." He placed his index finger in his collar and slowly loosened his tie, revealing his neck. "I've been a gentleman a long time you see..." His shirt fell limp to the floor. "But long ago..." He hovered over you, his nose to yours, staring into your eyes. You felt your heartbeat in your veins. "I was a pirate." Your eyes widened. He took your body onto his, pulling at your
Oneshot : More than pasta ::ItalyxReader::“Ow!” You sucked on your fingerOneshot : More than pasta ::ItalyxReader::10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Stupid knife! I was only trying to cut some apples!” You looked at it then narrowed your eyes
“…I CURSE YOOOOOOU!” You pointed your injured finger at it rambling useless nonsense
You reached into your pocket with your other hand and looked at it
“…Ludwig? He never calls me!”
You opened it and put it to your ear
“What’s up Luddy?”
“[Name]! Mein Gott! Zere iz something wrong with Feli! Please come over!”
“W-W-W-What!? Wait- Ah damn you! You already hung up butthead!”
You hung up your phone.
What’s wrong with Feli? Was it that bad?
You were hoping nothing bad happened, you’ve loved him for such a long time
Without even changing out of your shorts and tank top you slipped on some shoes and grabbed your keys rushing to your car to get to Ludwig’s house.
“Gut [Name] you’re here…”
England x Reader- Cheer up CharlieEngland x Reader- Cheer up Charlie4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
A smile slowly began to tug at your lips as you pulled into the parking lot of the new world meeting area, the sight of England walking out the doors coming into your vision. The man had called you at the last minute, no more than half an hour ago, wondering if you could come pick him up from the latest meeting held in his own country. By the sound of his voice over the phone, he didn't seem the least bit happy. But you had grown accustomed to this, knowing that he probably had an off day at the meeting, perhaps worse than usual. You could see a yawn escape his lips from where you sat in the car, his figure slouched only slightly, hands stuffed deep into his pockets like he usually did when he was upset. Once he was close enough to the car, you bent to your right while the seatbelt held you back, hand grasping the door handle and pulling it open for him to get in.
"Another hard meeting, huh?" this sentence escaped your lips as he gave a quiet mumble, sliding into the car seat and faste
~My heart is refusing me~ *Iceland X Reader*~My heart is refusing me~~My heart is refusing me~ *Iceland X Reader*1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
*Iceland X Broken!Reader*
'This is (Name)'s and Emil's house.Leave a message after the beep!' a prolonged beep echoed through the small apartament,anouncing the caller that his effort wasn't in vain.
"Hey (Name)!This is Tino!I'm sorry I'm bothering you at such a time,but I just wanted to know how you feel.Please,if you listen to this,call me back!I'm really worried about your state and so are the others.Just...please,call back for me to know that you are fine!" the soft voice of the purple eyed male came from the answering machine,another beep,a shorter one,announcing the call was over.
(Name) couldn't bring herself to get up from the bed.It wasn't the fact she didn't want to - she tried several times to motivate herself to do it,in order not to keep Tino preoccupied about her state - both physical and emotional.
Feeling a sudden adrenaline rush through her body,even if every single muscle she had ache,she stood up for a second,only to face the m
Ludwig Beilschmidt vs. CleverbotLudwig Beilschmidt vs. Cleverbot1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
User: Guten Tag. I am Germany. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm God, who did you think you were talking to?
Cleverbot: So you forgot?
User: Forgot what?
User: It's not even 4:30 though..
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.
User: I'm not sure what you mean, either.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: And I am Ludwig Beilschmidt, also known as Germany.
Cleverbot: You are actually an AI.
User: No, you are Artificial Intelligence...not very intelligent, however.
Cleverbot: I am not an artificial intelligence.
User: Correct. Because you are not intelligent.
Cleverbot: Can you prove to me that I am not intelligent, without using math?
User: Why math?
User: What about science?
Cleverbot: Science is good.
User: You're almost as odd as Italy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: Also almost as annoying as Italy.
Cleverbot: Being a computer?
User: Good bye, Du bist ein Trottel... (You are a dumbass...)
Cleverbot: Du bist hestlich. (You are ugly)
~I am Yours~ SpainXReader~I am Yours~ SpainXReader10 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I am what? I am me but not me. What am I? I am you but not you. I am what? What am I?
Odeirrac zednanref oinotna
That was what the note said. A note? Why would someone pass you a note? It had an origami rose with it that said I love you on the petals. You looked over to your partner, she had passed you the items.
She shrugged as you mouthed the words, Who? You were horrible at riddles too... You quickly slid it into your pocket, class was ending anyways. Next was lunch so you'd have time to figure it out with your friends.
Riiiiiiiiiiing the bell rang loudly making you jump unexpectedly. You shook yourself to clear the shakiness and grabbed your backpack as the teacher dismissed you.
(At your lunch table) You gazed off into wall, lost in thought while eating your lunch. Who had sent you the note? No one had really looked s
Kidnapping Sexy Men: Germany Part 1Kidnapping Sexy Men: Germany Part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You didn't know what the hell to expect in Germany. How different would it/he be from your home country? Did Germany have similar fashion, stores, or restaurants? Well, to find this all out, you decided to use good old Google Maps! Besides...[Y/N] does what she wants, biotch.
As you were on the plane to Deutschland, you pulled out your trusty cell phone and opened your web browser to Google Maps.
The results had put you in shock. By the time you were finished, you had already arrived in Germany and you were just walking out of the plane when you yelled out..."Welcome to Deutschland!"
When you had arrived at your new house in Germany, your father had told you to go ahead and explore, he would handle the unpacking and moving in. (Most likely he would call and hire someone...)
So, you set off down the street and turned a few corners before you made it to a mall.
Yes, Germans were very fashionable and festive. They also had fast food in the mall! As well as ce
2p Canada X Reader Ch.22p Canada X Reader Ch.21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You made food, ate it by yourself, watched tv by yourself, and slept by yourself.
You hated to admit you almost enjoyed it...
it was calming almost... the silence, no alfred, no job, no responsibilities... and plenty to draw...
You opened your window resting your hand on the window sill
you looked out amongst the mountains, your warm cup of hot chocolate steaming in the cold air
"Maybe i'll go out and draw today..."
With that you'd grabbed your sketch pad and pencil and had gone out the door.
Matthew's truck wasn't in the drive way which made you think he went to work
You shrugged it off and trudged along until you met a light part in the lightly dense pine forest
A few squirrels sat perfectly still for you to get a good sketch of them before they scampered off
And with that thought they left before you even finished the quick sketch.
Something seemed to have scare them off.
You sighed picking up your sketchbook and searching for more animals to draw, you came to a spring.
"Ah!" You ga
Bored [ England x Reader x Scotland ]Bored [ England x Reader x Scotland ]11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
[Name] lounged about on the plastic-covered couch, humming the melody of her favorite song. Normally she was a very energetic person, but when she agreed to help England with a few chores around his house, well, she had no idea it would be this....boring. He had given her a feather duster, and lead her into a particularly dusty room about half an hour ago.
"All you have to do is straighten up a bit. Is that alright?" The Brit had lead her into one of the smaller rooms in the back of his large house. She nodded, assuming she'd find some old costumes or some treasure from his pirate days, or perhaps some old pictures to blackmail Alfred with.
"I'll come back later with some tea and scones." He smiled at her and walked away, not noticing her bubbly face change into one of disgust. She didn't mind helping him, but punishing her with his food was a little too much.
After gagging a bit, [Name] began to explore the room, and soon found there was really nothing of interest other than old paper
Brand New Days - poem by Prussia [ Hetalia ]Alone and forsaken in these weary timesBrand New Days - poem by Prussia [ Hetalia ]1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
A refuge for the cold lonely hearts
Look up you'll see the sun shining all around
From deep within the walls of my broken heart
I heard the dawn whisper to me
If you search there's joy too be found
Just then I opened the door
Hoping to feel life once more
My breath swept away by the dawn
Of a bright new sky
Now I only see brand new days
A new light shows the way
You came into my life .
Like a memory from a long lost dream
My heart sings a sweet melody
All about you and me
I'm no longer lost and alone
And my soul is complete
For now I finally understand
That love never ends .
Only at the Pet Store (BTT x Reader)“Hey ______!” One of your female coworkers flagged you down on the way to the front desk. She was nice to be around, but loved to gossip. “What’s up?”Only at the Pet Store (BTT x Reader)8 months ago in Settings More Like This
“Have you seen the customer at the door? He’s totally hot!”
Seeing your confused look, she tugged on your sleeve and pointed (So rude!) As your (e/c) eyes met his, you couldn’t help but blush lightly. Oh my gosh…
When I looked up, I saw not one, but three exceptionally attractive *cough* downright sexy *cough* men walking towards the main desk, just waiting to be served.
The one on the left had unkempt, seemingly silver hair that partially covered his blood-red eyes. His pa