Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von Monroe3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
Green x Reader. Run-ins.Green x Reader. Run-ins.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The morning Light came through my Window as my Alarm clock went off.
*Beep beep beep*
“What time is it?...............IT’S 9:00!!!! I’m going to be Late!!!” I got out of bed, and went to my closet to change out of my Pajamas.
My name is Green. I am the Viridian City Gym leader, I am also very famous and popular, but I hate being late for work. Whenever I am late Gramps is there to yell at me.
I ran as fast as I could. When I wasn’t looking I ran full throttle to a person, throwing them to the ground.
“Hey Watch where you’re going!!” I said yelling at them not noticing It was really my fault.
“Well excuse me, you were the one who ran into me. So you watch where you’re going!”
I looked up to see it was a girl. She had (hair length)(hair color) hair, and (eye color) eyes, it was hard to tell at first, because she was looking at her hands. They were all scrapped, and covered in blood, from when I ran into
Soul Eater x Reader: A Kiss Under The MistletoeSoul Eater x Reader: A Kiss Under The Mistletoe3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Since Christmas is two days away...
I'M WRITING A CHRISTMAS THEMED READER INSERT!!! I hope you people enjoy this!!!!!!!
Also I hope everyone here on DeviantART have a wonderful and blessed Holidays!!
I'm seriously freezing... Even Though I'm curled up in a blanket......
You snuggled into your jacket as you walked up the steps of the DWMA with your Meister. "I hate the cold...” you muttered to no one.”Aww Cheer up (Name)-Chan!!~" Your Meister Tora said laughing. "Shut Up!!!" You snapped. Tora smiled. "I don't think Soul would appreciate your crankiness." She stated.You sigh and place your arms around the back of your head. "I just don't like the cold.." you exclaimed. Tora opened the door and yanked you inside. "THE GLORIOUS WARMTH!!" You screamed. People looked at you like this: O__o. You blushed from embarrassment. "Oi!! Weirdos quit the staring." Tora said laughing. You smi
Jayy Von's Average Life 2Jayy Von's Average Life 23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
"Hey Jayy what's up?" Dahvie innocently asks him.
"Nothing. Why? What's with the look on your face?"
"Oh, what look?"
"You know, the one you're making"
"What about it?"
"It's too.....innocent. Dahvie what did you do now?" Jayy puts his hands on his hips.
"I didn't do anything." Innocent face.
"Then why are you apcting so suspicious?"
"What?" Jayy begins to use his stern mother voice.
"Heh, is this yours?" pulls out Jayy's sandwich from earlier.
"God dammit, you stole my sandwich?!"
"I took a bite. It was tasty."
"Chase me, Jayy" Dahvie says over his shoulder playfully.
So the chase begins as Jayy playfully chases Dahvie around the house.
"Gimme my sandwich back!" Jayy growls at Dahvie as he whips around the kitchen corner.
Dahvie suddenly stops, turns around and says to Jayy, "Gimme, gimme never gets. Don't you know your manners yet." then sticks his tongue out at him and continues running after him.
Jayy nearly crashes into Dahvie when he said that then catches h
Loveotomy - Javie One-ShotI can live a better life without you on my mindLoveotomy - Javie One-Shot3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Don't need you to decide without you I'll be fine
"Jayy wait!" I yelled as he grabbed his keys.
"Dahvie, I just.. I can't do this, ok?" he said, looking at me sadly. I knew I looked like shit. I knew that my make-up was fucked up from my tears, and my hair was still fucked up sex hair.
"Jayy please I didn't mean to say it it just slipped out!"
He just shook his head and left, leaving me lying in bed sobbing my heart out.
I should've known something this perfect would've be so damn destructive
I can live a better life without you on my mind
It had all started that morning. Jayy and I had been in a sex-only relationship for a while now. No feelings. Just sex.
I had curled up to his side, using his chest as my pillow, running my fingers over his perfect abdomen.
"You're so perfect." I whispered and I could feel him chuckle as he ran his fingers through my hair.
"Not as perfect as you and your fat cock." he giggled and I smiled.
DahvieXJayy storyDahvieXJayy story5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I don't know why Daniel broke up with me, he just did. Right on stage in front of a whole audience, just as we were about to perform. He didn't know how much I loved him. We were so deeply in love, and it was so hard letting go of him, but I managed to do it with Dahvie around
The night of the brake up, the ride home was painfully silent, neither me or Dahvie spoke a word. When we got back to the house, I slammed the door shut behind me. I didn't bother washing off my smeared makeup or changing, I just dropped down on to my little bed on the floor. Dahvie stood in the doorway "Night, Jayy sorry about what happened" I sighed. "It's okay I guess" I said, trying not to cry. Dahvie started to walk away, then he took one last glance at my miserable face, and the tiny uncomfortable looking mattress on the cold hard ground. He signed. " Hey Jayy?" I looked up at Dahvie. "um " He hesitated. "Do you wanna, um maybe sleep
Surprise Present -Ereri/Riren- -Chapter 1-Chapter 1Surprise Present -Ereri/Riren- -Chapter 1-2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“You’re almost to your surprise~” Jean snickered as he kept pushing Eren to his destination. The poor birthday boy was finally turning twenty-one and, damn, did they have a party ready for him. The whole gang was there. Jean, Marco, Connie, Sasha, Mikasa, and Armin. Armin and Mikasa thought this was a bad idea, but they were out voted so the surprise party was arranged around this surprise. Eren was blindfolded, but was well aware of the snickers around him. “Come on, guys, just unblind fold me already… this isn’t cool. Where are you taking me?” He knew he wasn’t in any real danger since Mikasa and Armin were with them, but the mystery and snickers made him think otherwise.
Once they stopped, Jean decided it was time Eren was able to see again. He untied the cloth around his head and smirked. “Happy birthday, Eren.”
They were in front of a gay strip club.
“What the hell guys?!” Eren growled offended they
Bound by a Thread ch.1Link pushed himself to his limit as he ran through Skyveiw temple, sword clenched tightly in one hand and sheild in the other. He had to find Zelda, when that tornado sent her down to the surface it began his own journey to search for his friend. He stoped short, balancing on a tightrope and to the large door. Link groaned, he needed a key. Of course he needed a key, it's not like he's on a serious mission or anything! He noticed the ropes leading to the caged part on the last platform, thinking to himself 'I think I saw a chest there, maybe it's in there. It has to be!' and began heading that way. Quickly shoving the strange key into his adventure pouch, he began the trek back. The entire place was really a beautiful temple, if Link hadn't ran through the entire place, maybe he would have taken to notice the scenery.Bound by a Thread ch.14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'How the hell do you use this key? It's all messed up..' Link thought, turning it every which way until it finally pushed in with a click. The d
Daryl x Glenn - part 3I leaned back and put my arms behind my head.Daryl x Glenn - part 34 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
" He loved the other man so much, but he just couldn't tell him because he was afraid of being judged.. That night, though, he fell asleep.. And woke up to see that man, looking down at him.. He went to say something but then, to his surprise, he was kissed, only for a few seconds.. But it meant alot.. The man ran off.. Though now he can at least rest with the fact that maybe, just maybe, he has a chance.. "
" Do they live happily ever after ? "
" Oh, of course. "
" Will we, one of these days ? "
I smiled at him, " yeah, yeah we will.. Don't worry about it. "
" Carl ? Carl, where are you ? "
He sighed and got up. " Great, my mom.. Good night, Glenn. "
I nodded and he left the tent. I heard Lori saying " tell me where you go next time, got it ? "
Poor kid. I'd hate to be stuck with my parents during the apocalypse.
I decided I'd take a few days off from ca
Daryl x Glenn - part 4I raised my crossbow. Aimed at the lone Walker. Shot it easily. First one I'd found up here yet.Daryl x Glenn - part 44 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I walked over and got my arrow back. Maybe I should be gettin' back to those bastards soon, huh.
I turned and started followin' my foot steps back to camp. I thought about the dream I had last night..
I had returned and I found everyone dead. Includin' Glenn. I cried, and I'd never cried in my entire life. Then he got up, and he was a Walker. I backed up against a tree. If I didn't kill him I'd die. I couldn't bring myself to do it and I closed my eyes and waited to get eaten..
It seemed so real and I actually believed it was 'till I woke up in an empty abandoned tent I'd found, out of breath and bawling like a baby. I wondered if Glenn was okay. Probably was. I didn't know what I'd do if anything ever happend to him. He's the only one I have left. Merle might be alive though. But I could never love him as much as I do Glenn.
The Cherries Were BreathtakingA kiss, I melt. It's every dream I wish for.The Cherries Were Breathtaking7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your lips; lush, soft and pressed against mine.
Redder than the cherries you love so dearly;
Sweeter than the chocolate that you lace them with.
My breath catches in my chest, I'm pinned to the moment.
Let these seconds last forever and never,
I'm not sure I can bring myself to hope for more.
So we kiss and I'll wonder what sweetness outshines
the sweetest of lips against mine-laced chocolate across cherries.
Daryl x Glenn - part 5I backed up and shook my head " no ".Daryl x Glenn - part 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
" C'mon, Glenn, get over here. ", Shane grinned deviously and kept coming towards me.
I fell back, landing on my ass, and the water reaching up to my arm pits. It was, thank god, the shallowest part of this river. I could swim, but not that good. He pulled me up by the arms and started kissing me again. His tongue entered my mouth and I tried squirming free. Oh yeah, he's far stronger than me. I have no chance of gettin' away. His hands felt up my thighs, my ass, then when they reached my waist he started undoing my pants.
I continued to make my way to camp when I seen a cat. No, not a cat. A tiny kitten. It was trembling, and I actually felt pretty damn bad for the poor thing. I walked over to it and it fell over, cowerin' like I was gonna fuckin' beat it or somethin'.
" Hey, I ain't gonna hit you for fuck sakes, calm down. "
I slowly reached down to pet it,
Daryl x Glenn - Part 2I pulled away and just stared at Glenn.Daryl x Glenn - Part 24 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
" Now you shut up about this.. Or else, got it ? "
He nodded in response and pulled his sleeping bag up over his head and curled into a tiny ball. Great, now I got the kid fuckin' tramatized.
I got up and went outta that shitty tent for air. I paced back and forth slowly, quietly, not to wake anyone up. It felt like I was camping. I hate camping.
" Daryl.. "
I glanced up and seen Lori. What the fuck does she want ?
" Daryl, Andrea told me about.. "
" Fuck off, it's- "
" No, I understand you love Glenn and you probably didn't want her to see- "
I pointed my switchblade at her. I always had on me, it was a birthday present from Merle when I was 13.
" Don't worry, I'm not going to talk about it anymore after this, but she.. Well, Daryl, I don't know how she possibly could.. "
" Spit it out, bitch. " I was never nice to her, to anybody for that matter.
" Andrea loves you.. That's the only reason why she told me. I'm sorry for invading on your persona
Boredom strikes again!! :DIts getting closer to midnightBoredom strikes again!! :D3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
And all the freaks are still in town
There creeping around the corners
Skulking in the dark
There always there when you've got your back turned
Can you get out alive?
Before this miserable town becomes your tomb until the end of time?
Its getting close to the day light
But you know there coming closer
To drag you back
There is no running away
Cause you know that there coming soon
Time is running out
And we both know you cant make it out of here alive.
Wilting LoveOn the edge of the precipice I linger,Wilting Love7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
plucking away at the petals of memories.
Buds I believed would bloom,
blossoms I never received.
Why do you stand here, you may ask.
Surely you must know that there are others.
A kind word akin to sonnet, doting.
These are the tools of your trade.
Why choose, you entreat, to be alone?
Because I desire misery and disdain.
You're wonderful, don't you realize?
No, but who are you to tell me this?
Know that I am alone because I require
something more than wilting petals.
Understand that I love those who
should never think to love me.
So here I stand, desolate and forsaken-
the edge of love's precipice once again.
These fading petals fall into love,
a plummet I don't yet deserve.
Daryl x Glenn - Part 1" Daryl, unpack the tents. "Daryl x Glenn - Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
" Whatever. "
I yanked open the back of Rick's van and started throwin' tents to the ground next to me.
" Hey, y'know we only got three, right ? ", I kicked the three tiny tents across the camp ground towards him.
" What ? Oh, yeah.. ", Rick paused to wipe the sweat off his forehead. " We must've left some behind.. We'll make do with what we have. "
" Does that mean we'll be sharing ? ", Carl asked.
Rick looked around at everyone then back at his son, " It shouldn't be too much of a problem. "
At that people started buddyin' up, left and right. I wasn't gonna share with anyone, no fuckin' way.
" Uhh.. Daryl.. ", it was Glenn. " Can I sleep in your tent for the night 'till we find extras ? ", he smiled a little, that damn sexy smile of his.
" Yeah, fine. "
He hugged me around the waist. You wouldn't believe how much I wanted to fuck him, then and there, even if everyone was watchin'. Instead I just stared at him. Poor kid thought I was pissed with him and he
Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 2(Part 2)Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 210 months ago in Romance More Like This
They approached the double-doors that exited to the loading bay, where a number of transporting vehicles were parked, along with a large group of keen reporters, likely counting on them to try and sneak out through the back. The pair pulled back before anyone noticed them and pressed themselves against the wall.
“Darn it!” Korra cursed. “These guys just don’t give up.” she whispered to Asami.
“Think we can sneak past them?” Asami asked, even though she doubted it.
“No way.” Korra answered as she kept peeking from behind the doorway. “We’d have to make a run for it, no matter what.” she figured. “Time for the backup plan!” she exclaimed, then added “Which…was my first plan, anyway.” as she shrugged to a quizzical looking Asami.
“Wanna fill me in?” she asked, uncertain and was only given a grin.
“Just hold on tight!” Korra told her.
Daryl x Glenn - part 7" Mom ? .. Hey, Glenn, do you know where my mom went ? "Daryl x Glenn - part 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
" Yeah, she, uhh.. ", Glenn looked up from the cat he was petting. " In her tent with Daryl. "
" Thanks. ", I smiled and ran over to the tent.
The door flap was closed. I grabbed the zipper and tugged at it.
" Mom ? "
With a few good yanks I got the zipper to work. I pulled the door open and I seen my mom pulling her shirt down over her head, Daryl unconcious on the floor.
" What's going on ? "
" Nothing, sweetie, don't you have something else to do ? "
" Well.. ", I glanced at Daryl.
" Don't mind him. He was taking a nap and I was getting dressed. ", she smoothed my hair back and walked me out of there with her to try to hide what she was up to.
Come on, I'm twelve, I know what she was trying to do.
" Let's go see what your father's up to, okay ? "
I watched Lori and Carl walk out over to where Rick and Shane were talking about whatever. Where was Da
Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 4(Part 4)Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 410 months ago in Romance More Like This
They have nearly re-enacted their previous restroom visit scene-to-scene, with the exception of Korra standing guard for Asami, as she occupied a stall, herself, this time. Waving to their waitress, who they spotted a few tables down, as they were walking towards the exit, they stepped out into the night.
“Just past eight.” Asami announced, looking at her watch, before both looked around for any Press.
“Coast is clear.” Korra commented. “Unless they’re hiding, again.” she added.
“Not the first ambush we’ve walked in today.” Asami said, encouragingly and they started towards her car.
“It’s been a while since I’ve seen the city at night. I mean, besides the wedding.” Korra commented. “Or actually been to it, and not just looking from the island.” she added.
“The last time was probably when you fought Unalaq as a giant spirit, right?” Asami mused. “And w
Korrasami - Meet The General Public - Part 1Korrasami – Meet the General PublicKorrasami - Meet The General Public - Part 110 months ago in Romance More Like This
Author’s note: Because titling it “First Date” would’ve been so pedestrian and potentially cheeky reporters with a lack of consideration for people’s face and privacy and the often shameless, sensationalist press just doesn’t really fall into the category of ‘the general public’. Anywho…Sequel to “Looking Ahead”. The lunch and dinner they planned in “Meet the Press.” The day before “All in a Day’s…Work?”
The weather itself seemed to have shifted, along with their outlook for the future, as the pair stood in front of the City Hall. They watched as the two officers snapped to attention as Lin approached their service vehicle, opened the backdoor and casually took a seat in the back. The car slowly rolled away as the men inside have probably had to calm their nerves after their Chief just made herself passenger behind
Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 3(Part 3)Korrasami - Meet the General Public - Part 310 months ago in Romance More Like This
They slowly came to, hearing what sounded like the shutters of several cameras clicking nearby. As both of them opened their eyes, they could see blurry, sporadic flashes of light going off in the bushes and from behind the trees. Hurried steps, muffled by the grass, told them it had to have been some truly relentless reporters and photographers, who had followed them all the way out there. Their vision adjusted in time for them to see hats and coattails vanish into the background.
“You gotta be kidding me!” Korra groaned as she rubbed her eyes while Asami did the same as she got up and pulled Korra to her feet. Both needing a few seconds for their legs to wake up and realize they ought to be supporting their weight. They supported each other, as they embraced and looked around them. It occurred to them they have dozed off for an hour or two as the Sun was a bit further along its path in the sky and the heat from its rays was not as strong as when they strolled thr
Phan: The Balcony Scene - OneshotPhil's POVPhan: The Balcony Scene - Oneshot3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Excuse me, have you seen Phil anywhere?"
"Uh, nope, sorry."
"Fuck. He's got to be around here somewhere."
As soon as I heard Dan leave the balcony and enter the apartment, I sighed heavily and pulled my legs to my chest. Thanks to the huge, thick tablecloth draping over the outside table, I couldn't be seen. I didn't want to be seen.
We were having a party at our apartment. It was the fifth of November. Dan had always said that it was an important event, even though it never really had an exact importance or reasoning. It was probably so 'important' because it was an excuse to get drunk. But it didn't feel right. I didn't want to be in my own home. All these people I didn't even know were flooding my whole apartment and I didn't like it. So, what did I do? I hid. I needed to get away from everyone, especially Dan.
Dan and I had been together for six months. The first couple of months had been great. Sleeping together, someone to cuddle up to, being able to kiss the m
Phan One-Shot 'Reality''Dan leaned forward and kissed Phil.Phan One-Shot 'Reality'3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I love you," he whispered,
"I love you, too," Phil replied.'
Phil slammed the laptop shut and leaned back in his chair, running his fingers through his black hair. He wished several times a day for something like that to happen to him. He knew it wouldn't, though. That was fanfiction, and this was reality. Dan didn't love him back, and he knew it. Dan was straight, and he made that very clear every time someone tried to prove that Phan was real. Slowly standing up, he made his way through the hall in an attempt to find Dan.
"Dan?" he called out into the empty house. No reply. He made his way into the living room and collapsed onto the sofa, sighing as he hit the seat. Pulling out his phone, he wrote out a text to Dan.
'Hey, where are you? I'm all lonely! Xxx' Moments later, he got a reply.
'Sorry I'm in Tesco, buying ice-cream, cereal and a DVD for tonight. D'ya want anything? Xxx' As Phil read this; the smile on his face grew wider. He'd