Dragon Ball Z Funny QuotesVegeta: "so it's the old giant bug in the ground trick" (on Arlia) DBZ 004Dragon Ball Z Funny Quotes4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Vegeta: "let's go Nappa, we couldn't give this place away if we wanted to"
Nappa: "but that thing back there said we were heroes"
Vegeta: "being a hero is highly overrated." DBZ 004
Piccolo: "Before you leave, I have a request to make. This'll sound strange but try to put your emotions aside. I want Goku's son to come with me for special training."
Master Roshi: "What?"
Krillin: "No way! You can't fool me mister! Special training...!"
Krillin: "You just wanna gobble him up!"
Piccolo: "I do not!" DBZ 006.
Gohan: "you don't have to fight my daddy, there's no need to now because I can tell that you've changes and you're not such a nasty person anymore."
Gohan: "you're like one of the family now; yeah you're like my big green uncle."
Piccolo: "ah guh mah, you talk way to much kid, be quiet and go to sleep, tomorrows lesson is going to be the hardest one you've had yet." (Gohan goe
GOD IS ENOUGH-lecreaGOD IS ENOUGH-lecrea3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(We so impressed)With them ladies Who be drivin' Mercedes Who be drivin' them crazyAnd we gotta be crazy(We so impressed) With them fellas Who be makin' them jealous Who be makin' them stellasAnd we gotta be crazy(I'm so impressed) King who on the throneWho left his heavenly homeNever did a thing wrongThey crucified him onA tree, there he made It was crazy how it set the stage For his resurrection from the graveThat gets me amazed (You can be) the flyest man(With a) hundred grand in your handSwag right, sag tightAnd a Gucci fan(You can) be the richest, be the smartest, be the hardest, all of thatBut I guarantee before I die they all are fallin' flat
Hook:Used to want a lotta thingsAll the stuff that's on TVEducation, cars, and clothesFashion lights and jewelry(Focused on the wrong stuff)Now I got my eyes on youAnd now I know that
Chorus:God is enough-noughGod is enough-noughGod is enough-noughYou are enough-noughNever too much-uchMore than enough-noughGod is enough-noughYou are enough
You've Got a Foe In MeYou've got a foe in meYou've Got a Foe In Me3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You've got a foe in me
Gonna smack you in the head
Gonna land you in a hospital bed
You just remember what your rival said
Man, you've got a foe in me
Yeah, you've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
I will tie you to a kitchen chair
Then kick you down eighty-seven flights of stairs
Might get a few bruises, but I don't care
'Cause you've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
Some other folks
Might be a little bit bigger than I am
Rougher and tougher too, maybe
But none of them
Will ever hate you the way I do
It's me and you, pal
And as the years go by
Our hatred will never die
You're gonna see
It's your adversity
You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
Charizards Fury: Matty 3Charizards Fury: Matty 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
Charizards Fury: Matty 3
It’s not like she was a bad person, we all liked her. She was the girl who would make anybody feel happy in the slightest bit of darkness. Her heart had an evil; streak though, we all feared it. That day when we changed Dawn cried for hours knowing her two favorite Pokémon would never be the same again.
“I don’t care about that, they’ll never be the same, and can’t we change them back?”
Ash and dawn were talking outside the Pokémon clinic....
Ash glanced at Dawn, her skin sparkling in the sunlight; it contrasted the tears in her blue eyes perfectly. He didn’t love her but he knew she did. What could he do, his fiancé wouldn’t like him having second thoughts. Their Pokémon were just transformed a cou
The MoonThe Moon2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
You pull at my heart,
As the moon pulls at the tides,
The oceans of my soul waving to and fro,
Just as the waves are created by the pull of the moon,
Are these tumultuous emotions created by you,
When you are gone it is like still water,
An ocean without a moon to move it,
A poem without a muse
So I Shall Stand Here and Watch...So I Shall Stand Here and Watch...3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
From here I shall stand and look down on the world. I shall watch as the leaders of great nations look for ways to fill the void. I shall watch as they lead their followers down the road that can end only in ruin.
One day they will all realize that the void can only be filled by God. Only God can lead them down the appropriate road.
So I shall stand here, looking on as the world leads itself toward its own destruction. And I will pray for them.
The Last SongDo you think we'll get a last song?The Last Song2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I'm not sure. This diary I'm writing in is full of holes. It's sopping like a wet sponge. It reeks, but what doesn't in the filth and the mess?
Storm's passing. Not like I've ever seen here. Even the explosive storms of my youth; running in the fields, the junkyards, the rust-ravaged train tracks of old wasn't quite like this.
Something's exploded against the skyline. Orange is reflecting off the glass; the spider-striped, near shattered glass I kicked two weeks ago while mowing the grass.
It might be the gas works. Or the chemical sheds. Weyrdstorms do this, you know. That's what the warnings said. Electricity and chaos and hellish atomic confusion mixed into an atmospheric slurry and let to rage. I ask the question because music's the one thing I'm yearning for right now. It settles me, helps me think. Always has, though keeping my sister's sniveling furthest from my head might be an ulterior motive.
Do I think I'm escaping this plac
Memories of a Boy Chapter 3Memories of a Boy Chapter 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 3: Homesick
Kagome had looked all over the house, but still couldn't find Sesshomaru. A small pout on her face, she stamped her foot in irritation.
"He better not have gone outside- we agreed that outside was off-limits!" Kagome was a master of hide-and-go-seek, but the little dog demon's nose had been her undoing whenever it was her turn to hide. Inside the house was a bit more of a level field, as her scent saturated every room, and so they had agreed to stay inside for this particular game. They had been playing for a while now, but now Kagome couldn't find Sesshomaru, but she didn't want to admit defeat and call out to him.
Huffing, Kagome looked about her to check that the room she was in was indeed deserted. She had an idea to help her, but she didn't anyone to see what she was about to do. The young girl screwed her eyes shut, and put her hands together with her index fingers up and touching. Taking a deep breath, she looked for the small light she felt inside herself, s
Feferi Sadstuck MonologueSo, t)(is is w)(at everyfin lead to....Feferi Sadstuck Monologue2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I know my lusus )(ad always w)(ispered to me about t)(ese t)(ings, but now...... Cod.....
All my life I )(ad to work to keep )(er full...
I )(ad to make s)(ore every troll on my planet was safe, especially my fronds...
)(e)(..... Safe..... Rig)(t........
I mean... I was suppose to protect everyone rig)(t?
I was born to rule over t)(em and care for my people!
Yet... O)( for cod sake I couldn't even save myself!
I was so stupid and s)(ellfis)(!
If I wouldn't )(ave been t)(inking of myself
I wouldn't )(ave )(urt )(im! I would )(ave listen to )(im!
I wouldn't )(ave made myself move on because I didn't want to fig)(t wit)( )(im anymore!
And...T)(at's w)(at it was.... I was sick of it.....
I was sick of )(is anger!
Sick of )(is ranting!
Sick of )(is insults towards t)(e trolls I called my fronds!
Over all.... I )(ad become sick of )(im.....
I was completely sea sick from t)(e tidal waves )(e would make....
And I couldn't take it.... I was weak and I le
Harad Wind (1/?)Harad Wind (1/?)2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Fandom: The Hobbit
Characters: Aurian (OC), Thorin
It's the year 2899.
This fall the seaport Mothlond was expecting a high attendance from Cobel Acalion, a rich and wealthy trading city.
A mighty family was visiting the northern lands and this was rare even at Grey Heavens.
They where picked up by a fine carriage and accompanied and carefully watched by an own guard.Because they had something more worth than any chest filled with the finest jewelry.
And yet she had begged and begged for permisson to travel to the north with her father. Over the sea...
She was the seventh child of house Aves.
The Clan Aves was highly regarded in Codel Ascalion and other cities of the Harad.
Tel'Aves and his seven wifes and sixteen heirs where healthy. But they weren't of the highest castes.
Aurian, the seventh child was born under the sign of the Four Wind. A girl could not bless her family in agreater way.She was a gift from the gods and must be pro
GirlsGirlsGirls2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
This poem is for all the wonderful women, ladies, girls
And I think women actually may rule the world,
But humans of the female persuasion are more than pearls
They’re diamonds; critical to man and his kind, but if men do rule the Earth,
It’s probably a woman’s universe
And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
The world is yours and you can do anything your heart desires
And to the stereotypes and prejudice, you ladies should throw to fire
You’re more than just a pretty face, an object of desire, or housewife
You’re not meant to just play with barbies or like pink, being into sports is more than fine
You’re far more than the exterior; you are the inside
You’re the soul and mind, the most important part of a human being
You’re more than a damsel in distress, you can be Katniss Everdeen
You can be the focus of the music that everyone sings
You can be the face of an entire nation, if you wanna be
If you apply
Reader x Ikuto chapter 1It was the summer holidays and you were doing your homework. You reach for your water when you realise you had finished it already. You dragged yourself down stairs to get some more. As you walked into the kitchen, you heard a faint noise coming from the living room. Your family was out so you thought it was a robber. You got a knife and walked into the living room. Instead of a scary man, there was a blue haired person, with cat ears and a tail, lying on the floor. The moment he saw he got up and walked towards you. Also you could see a little cat person floating in the air.Reader x Ikuto chapter 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
“W-who are you?” you stepped backwards. The guy came closer to you. For a moment he sniffed you. “What are you doing...” he hugged you tightly for a few seconds then he stood up again. “I`m Tsukiyomi Ikuto” he said.
“I`m Yoru nya” said the little cat person.
“Um...” you stare at the thing for a moment. “He`s soooo cute, what is he?” you
Faith: IntroductionThere was peace that night and the only glow was orange. Soon more lights emerged and people started to gather around this sight. A house was on fire and fire fighters tried their hardest to put it out. Through one of the windows a boy of six was looking out. The fire was seeping into his room and boy became worried and instinct told him to jump but anxiety prevented him. Finally a roar was heard and the roof caved in and fire took over burning the boy slightly as he leaped out and landed in a blanket. The boy was recovered and found unconscious and so his rescuers decided to put him in the nearby ambulance. Spectators stood by questioning the origins of the tragic event. “It was a miracle the boy survived,” One man said. “Yes but his eyes were weird, burned probably poor kid,” another spectator stated. “What was wrong with his eyes, I didn't see?” A worried woman asked. “They were white, pure white, like there was not even a pupil,” TheFaith: Introduction2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blink and You're DeadHear me, dear readers!Blink and You're Dead3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Lend me your ears.
I shall tell you a story
Of daylight and fears
Your eyes, keep them open!
Your eyes never close.
The dangerous graveyard
And now the girl knows
To never seek angels
In dark-ridden places
To always keep staring
At hard, stone cold faces.
For the angels they come,
And they come swift and fast.
They showed her no mercy,
From the gaze that they cast.
She was screwed from the moment
She stepped through the gate.
'Twas the angels' decision
To alter her fate.
They're weeping, they're crying,
They seem sadly strong.
She walks to the exit
that decision was wrong.
With just a slight head turn
She sees all behind her
The angels are mobile
They're evil and closer.
In fear she is frozen
Unlike her stone hauntings.
She now sees their faces
As eerie, harsh tauntings.
Her head flickers left,
And then back to right.
She blinks just three times
Her scream driven by fright.
And then the noise starts
It begins to appear
The old, blue police box!
illnessМеня болезнь ознобом бьёт,illness4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Согнув гнилой горячей болью
И снизу вверх вонзая колья,
Она победы лёгкой ждёт.
Но не получит своего!
В бездонном омуте болезни,
Да, я тону, - но не
BunnymundXReader: Nature's Gift pg15Summary:BunnymundXReader: Nature's Gift pg152 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I blame this stupid hole I fall in. If it wasn’t because of it, I won’t fall in love with a giant bunny. Bunnymund x You.Chapter 15: Linnette and BrandonI just can’t believe it. I'm married with the Easter Bunny and now we’re on our way to our honeymoon. I can’t help the rush of excitement and nervousness in me. Excited because we’re going elsewhere, nervous… because I have no idea on where are we going.
“Bunny, why can’t you just tell me where we’re going?” I asked again for about 20 times already.
“Well it won't be a surprise anymore if I tell ya, right?” He replied as he continued hopping in the bunny hole he made.
“Any hints?” I begged.
“Just one hint.” I pleaded more.
“Fine. It's a tropical island.” He answered.
Oh, come on! There are lots of tropical islands around the world! Which one is it?
“Uhm… another hint?
Male!Vriska x Reader OneShot Summer ChangeMale!Vriska x Reader OneShot Summer Change (Entry for :iconHomestuckXReader: contest)Male!Vriska x Reader OneShot Summer Change2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I stomp around sweating in Tavros’s stupid hot hive, frustration boiling up in me. “UUUUUUUUgh! I don’t get it Tavros! I give her flowers and chocolate, and she just throws it 8ack at me! Hgrrrrrrrr!” Tavros was my pathetic moirail, I waited impatiently for his reply. He softly replies,” Uh… Maybe you should be uh maybe a bit nicer… I mean see knows how mean you are around others so you be… maybe to a little bit nicer to everyone.”
I glare at him as if he were crazy
My Guardian Night-AngelMy Guardian Night-Angel3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
She floats and she skims, silently, across the gentle stream. She's slender and so white, with gilded, bright wings. Her hair flows so wavy, from up to all the way down. It's glimmered with gold, but shines a beautiful brown.
Her smile is enough to light up an entire dark room. Her cheeks fluster so cutely, eliminating all sense of doom. She makes her way to me, quietly and ever so shy. I don't understand how, I don't understand why.
She sat down beside me, made a slight little peep. She wrapped me in her arms, then lulled me off to sleep. I fought the urge to slumber, I fought the urge to black out. She gave a childish giggle, then proceeded to pout.
I desired to make a movement, something to bring her around. I could not make a shout, nor even a simple sound. She put her finger to my lips, shook her petite little hips. She made a tender little hiss, so I gave her a kiss.
She pushed me down on my bed, made a motion for night. She pressed her body against mine, her every movement so ri
Who Is Vagus?Who Is Vagus?2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Mycaelis entered the cold and dim confines of his underground home. The sunlight behind him waned as he delved deeper. Soon, the sunlight loomed away and was replaced by the warm glow of torches that lined the walls of the rocky cavern. The roomful underground cavern was silent.
The crackling remains of branches and logs being digested in the fireplace and the steady drops of water dripping from stalactites around Vagus’ pool were the only sounds he could make out. He made in the direction of the underground pool that lead to the flooded cave system that Vagus and Narda had made their domain. His usually flawless stride was absent. His steps were now heavy and slow as though there were a lead ball chained to his ankle.
“Narda!” he called, hoping that the Lanturn had not go out for the day.
The underground home was empty as the hole left in Mycaelis’ heart. A hole that was once filled by Vagus, his only brother and family he had left. All this emptiness was mak
Werewolf Canada x Reader - Cursed Part 5Werewolf Canada x Reader - Cursed Part 53 years ago in Horror More Like This
"Oh Matthew ..." She sighed
"C-could you get me some clothes please?" I asked, blushing wildly
"Of course" She said, leaving the room
The wet cloth fell of my forehead, which I found weird ... but then again ... a lot of weird things happen when I'm around ...
"I can't believe I didn't hurt her ..." I said, looking at my hands
They were fine. No broken nails, no blood ... nothing out of the ordinary. Just then, Mr Kirkland came into the room and smiled at me
"Hey, are you alright?" He asked
"[Name] ... sh-she ..."
"She cares about you, Matthew. She was very upset, you know" He said
"She said I t-tried to ... mate with her" I mumbled, blushing
"You didn't try ... you did" He said
I sat bolt upright and went bright red
"I ... I ... I ..."
I lost consciousness in pure shock. I awoke an hour later, with Mr Kirkland and [Name] on my bed looking worried
"Blimey, we thought we'd lost you" Mr Kirkland chuckled
"Are you ok?" [Name] asked
I nodded and I noticed t
Smokescreen Chapter 11: MadnessThe first thing that he felt was pain as the crazed Autobot grabbed him and began to toss him around the room. Scratching at him and throwing him against the walls while his perpetual smile and yellow eyes gleamed dangerously. But after awhile his pain began to numb as he slipped into a stunned state. He didn’t welcome the feeling, but he couldn’t pull away from it. He couldn’t keep himself from going into a stupor as he was slammed around like some sparkling’s plaything.Smokescreen Chapter 11: Madness2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Finally the Autobot stopped, or maybe he didn’t and Smokescreen had gone unconscious. But either way, Smokescreen could remember the piercing gaze of the deranged Autobot as he stared down at him.
And then a feeling crept over him like none other that he’d ever experienced before. It was strange; it seemed to attack every inch of him at once. He wanted to flail his arms, he wanted to kick and scream at the Autobot to stop. But for some reason he couldn’t get himself to do it.
Possible Causes of the ScarPossible Causes of the Scar2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Possible Cause of the Scar on Captain Cut-Throat Taylor's Face
A fan-made piece by Stella
- He got in a fight with a:
B. Wench with a broken bottle
D. Fellow pirate
H. Compass gone awry
- He had a really big zit that went really wrong
- Baby, he was born that way!
- He was mushroom slapped by an octopus
- He tested for a new kind of cosmetic that went wrong
- He tried sword swallowing as a child
- The tattoo of a marijuana leaf on his face went really badly
- It was self-induced so he could look more piratey
- He forgot the Safe Word
- He was learning how to shave
- There can be only one
- His mom hit him too hard for talking back
- He played spin the bottle with a starfish
- He tripped in heels during his short stint as a drag queen
- His face is where the treasure is