LOTNF-Ch.1-KingsThe Land of the No FaceLOTNF-Ch.1-Kings5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Written by: Volix Sardin
Chapter 1: Kings of Our Past
The race of the No face can be described in many words. I personally heard from other tribes calling the No Face as a regal race, a mystifying race, a rather magical race, and a proud race. Whether those words are true or not, the Tribe of No Face can be summed up in one phrase. 'Others may see us either a friend, or foe, we see ourselves as passionate people'.
Passionate indeed, the entire land of the No Face has gone through many struggles just to keep their way of life thriving. There was once a time where the No Face was part of a massive tribe known as the 'Salvera Tribe', or the Tribe of Magic. This ancient tribe was a cluster of all known magical beings that are now separated today. In the beginning, all the members of the race looked rather the same. They all lived in the land peacefully and thrived.
Soon, something strange happened. Select members of society began to change into other beings. These p
Teenage Lovers Pt1OMG A STORY 8OTeenage Lovers Pt15 years ago in Teen More Like This
Yep, boredom has got me again...Microsoft Publisher is my best friend when it comes to typing, I LOVES U PUBLISHER XDDD
(coughRANDOMcough) Anyhooo lets get this show on the road! (omg Ive always wanted to say that ) Every time I use said, and or then when a different word can be used, Ill put 10p in a jar!
I DONT OWN THE CHARACTERS, NINTENDO DOES!
So lets see .We start off in a school somewhere in Brooklyn with Mario and Luigi settled into their new school =]
Theyve made a few friends and stuffs and stuffs and .stuffs
Mario: That lesson sucked, didnt learn a thing.
Luigi: Umm...yeah, I guess
Mario: Hey whatcha staring at?
Luigi: (turns around) OH ,err nothing
Mario: Are you sure, cause I saw looking at Daisy and
Luigi: I DONT FANCY HER, I just think shes quite...pretty
Mario:...Hmm...sure you dont, if you dont then why have you gone so red
40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario40 Ways To Annoy Luigi Mario3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Tell him that he basically is a copy of his brother.
2. Tell him it's weird he's taller, but still younger than Mario.
3. Imply that "Luigi's Mansion" is the only game about him...and it sucked.
4. Also tell him "Luigi's Mansion 2" will also suck.
5. Constantly remind him he stands in the shadow of Mario.
6. Chase him and yell: "SPAGHETTI!" over and over.
7. Tell him he would never be able to beat a level by himself.
8. Constantly remind him he's always player 2.
9. Tell him the colour green, which he wears, is a sign of jealousy.
10. Whenever he talks to you by your name, say: "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *Weeze*"
11. Cling on him and repeat: "MAMA LUIGI!"
12. Remind him that he was never in Super Mario 64.
13. Tell him over and over that his surname is Mario's name.
14. Run over to him, say: "Gay Luigi?" then run off again.
15. Say to him he's only strong enough to beat Bowser Jr.
16. Constantly remind him that he looked so wimpy when walking in a dark room in Luigi's Mansion
(Request) A Smash Bros 4 TG: Moe into Rosalina(Request) A Smash Bros 4 TG: Moe into Rosalina6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Moe Sthoky was an a-typical gamer and an anime enthusiast. 18 years of age and already 6'4”, very sociable, and, above all else, outgoing, this rare mixture alotted for pretty whimsical behavior... One day, he could be working on stories, playing video games, or watching anime; the next day, he could be playing “amateur” sports with his friends from school or going out for a hike. It was during one of the latter-most nights that he discovered an abandoned telescope along the side of the road, one that was, surprisingly enough, in fairly-good condition, aside from the scratches along its white-and-cyan exterior and the one, bent, tripod leg, all of which he knew he could fix with some small materials and the proper application of man's favorite tool... duck tape...
Setting up his new telescope and tripod on the patio outside his room, Moe observed the late-night sky, the stars and planets stretched out before him on the moonless night that was the end of the current lu
Dale into Princess Peach: A Smash Bros 4 TG storyDale into Princess Peach: A Smash Bros 4 TG story9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
For Dale Fultz, a 16 year-old Call of Duty fan and high school hockey player, it was a rather warm and muggy Friday afternoon. Game practice was in a couple hours, so, to pass the time, Dale streamed another new release through his Netflix account on his laptop computer, letting the regular classroom drama drain from his weekend-prepping mind.
He was about three-quarters through the movie I, Frankenstein when he heard the doorbell ring and got up to answer. He wasn't sure who would be bothering him around this time, since his friends and fellow hockey players often sent him an alert text before they came over. Although, there had been some exceptions in the past...
The person at the door turned out to be a stocky man in a UPS uniform, bearing a medium-sized shipping box and his electronic shipping manifest/signature key and touch-pad.
“Afternoon. Is there a Mr.... Dale Fultz here?” the man asked, reading the shipping label.
Dale smiled. “That'd be me. You got a
FWTBT Ch.1FWTBT Ch.15 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Ch.1: From Romance to Agony
Timpani, never have I felt more complete. You have given me back all the wonderful things that I so foolishly threw away. You are all I ever wanted or will ever need. Can you ever forgive this fool of a Ghastium?
Blumiere, I already have. When we said our I dos the past didnt mean anything anymore. I have never been happier now that I am with you once more.
Sitting under a lone shade tree a human woman and a ghastly of a man spoke in love to each other. Their past has been a rather frightening struggle to be with one another fighting against each other due to one crazed jesters obsession of making the universe his own. As of now the past didnt matter. They were in each others arms admiring the landscape. The man reached up with his free hand and picked a plum off the tree.
Care for a plum, Timpani?
I would love that.
To think, these two star-crossed lovers have only be
Peach's AdventureMy name is Kyle. Until last night, I had a brother named Brandon. The story I’m about to tell is the story of his disappearance. I don’t expect anyone to see this story, and if they did, I wouldn’t expect them to believe it. I’m recording it to…make sure I’m not crazy, let’s say. Although I’m not even sure of that right now.Peach's Adventure3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Brandon came home with this WiiU disc he had ordered from some sketchy site based out of Japan. He couldn’t read any of the Japanese, but there were a few sentences in English, namely that the disc contained a beta version of an unnamed Mario game that Nintendo had abruptly stopped production on halfway through. Well, with a description like that, he couldn’t resist—he always was a sucker for rare games.
When he gets it, the box is blank: just the black plastic box with the clear sleeve over it. The disc is blank too, no title, no logos, no nothing. Not a good sign: you figure you turn something like
APH - Amor Vincit OmniaFandom: HetaliaAPH - Amor Vincit Omnia6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summary: It's the sight of her dainty hand casually resting atop the Spanish Empire's elbow that makes his blood boil.
England - Arthur Kirkland
Belgium - Marie 'Belle' Verlinden
Spain - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
France - Francis Bonnefoy
Austria - Roderich Edelstein
Pairing: England/Belgium and some Spain/Belgium
Author's Note: This story shows a different writing style then what you are probably used of me. It's less eloquent and lengthy, and more to the point. I wanted to try something among the lines of G.R.R. Martin's writing: short but strong sentences. I'm afraid I fell back into my usual routine a few times here, but for the most part I think I succeeded somewhat. In other words, if you like this fic and you like the style, be sure to leave a review. I need some feedback here. And if you bothered to read this a/n: enjoy!
England had never been one for official e
Dead HorizonsDeep in a nightmare of sleep, his boney finger twitched rapidly and grazed over the trigger of his double barrelled shotgun. He was suddenly ripped out of sleep as the deafening shotgun round was discharged, narrowly missing his head. As he gathered his thoughts, he realized he had fallen asleep on the rooftop balcony. With hunger biting at his stomach, he gradually brought himself to his feet and scanned the morning horizon, as he had done countless times before. The pounding on the rooftop door began almost immediately, and quickly grew unnerving. His body turned cold, and felt as if it were shutting down. He then retreated into his den and collapsed near the threshold. Unknown to him, this particular sunrise would be his last.Dead Horizons2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
He was awoken by a sharp, thumping pain in his stomach. He slowly reached for a bottle of what was left of his murky rain water. He took the last sip of the life giving substance and wet his dry, chapped lips. All the joints in his body cracked and popped as h
Alex Rider: PunishmentTitle: PunishmentAlex Rider: Punishment3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Posted On: December 1st 2009 (originally)
Pairing(s): None. I refrained.
Summary: The K-Unit is in trouble during a retraining session at Brecon Beacons. As punishment, they are locked in an empty house with Cub. And what was that about handcuffs? Oh no... Oneshot.
Genres: Humour, Friendship, and a little smidgen of angst.
Rating: T / PG-13
Warning(s): Mild language, mentions of injuries.
Word Count: 2426
Author's Notes: Nothing much. A nice little oneshot. The backstory is that there is a joint training mission and the K-Unit (including Alex) has to go back to Brecon Beacons for a more MI6-styled training. And the Unit is not getting along, so the Sergeant decides to punish them. Set about a month or so after Snakehead. This was written for SpyFest 2009, for Scorpia710!
It took me waaaaay too long to remember to post this on my FF.net account.
"-and I don't want to hear any whining, or y
The Mushroom Kingdom BallThe Mushroom Kingdom BallThe Mushroom Kingdom Ball5 years ago in General More Like This
It was a bright and sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone was talking about the big Mushroom Kingdom Ball. They could hardly wait to take their loved once to the dance. Most of everybody had their dates already. Mario has already asked Peach to the ball, which she happily agrees to be his date. Toad is taking Toadette, and Yoshi is bringing along Birdo. There was, however, one person that didnt have a date yet. He was a shy, timid green hated plumber who wore clothes similar to Mario. He was none other than Marios brother, Luigi. The Mushroom Kingdom Ball was only 5 days away and Luigi had to get a date quick. It was going to be held at none other than Princess Peachs Castle. Mario and his friends decided to help Peach make the necessary preparations for the ball.
This ball is going to be great! exclaimed Mario. I can hardly wait for it! Its going to be so romantic, said Peach with a swooning vo
109948HANGATYR109948HANGATYR109948HANGATYR8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
sleep in the branches of the world tree.
i want to take down
the stars i placed in the sky
and put them around my
hung from the chains of
all the days i've waited
tied with nine cords and
pierced by a spear,
i want the life to seep
cuts in my skin
while i hang like odin
from the dying tree
Pokeyman scary crepipastaOMG something relly scare happened to me I was playin Pokeman Silver and I was in the unown caves and I when I looked at my team all of them were Unonws all they spelled URDEAD and suddenly all the people in the game turned into photorealistic corpses and all the POkemon where suicide squidward.Pokeyman scary crepipasta4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
yeah I captured a suicid squidward but his only move was suicide so I couldn't beat the Elite Four and I was so angry I broke my Game Boy but I got sucked into the game and haunted Rattata killed me AND NOW IMA GHOST AND I WIL HUNT YUR ACCOUNT.
A Violent MaelstromA Violent MaelstromA Violent Maelstrom2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It's written in blood, and chiselled in stone.
Raped from the land, man once called home.
Doomed by apocalyptic prophecy, Chaos reigns with anarchy.
Pandemic leads to quarantine, steadily unravelling society.
These revelations, of devastation, and starvation leaves all nations
Spilling blood for resources, but revenge follows its sources.
Man will become overrun by this maelstrom.
Man will become overrun by this maelstrom.
SCARIEST POKEMON CREEPYPASTAOk so I went to Gamedude to buy a Pokemon game, they had this one that was like 50 cents but they said I could have it for free if I bought it. So I took it home and played it.SCARIEST POKEMON CREEPYPASTA4 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was Pokemon Platinum but instead it said Pokemon Die Version and instead of Nintendo the creator was Satan. I thought it was just a glitch though so I just continued and checked the old save file. What happened next was really freaky.
Ok so the town was all red with blood and it was soooo freaky! I checked my trainer card and my trainer was all bloody and his legs were missing and so was his head and he was all bloody. His legs and arms were gone, too. The play time was 6:66 and I had 666 Pokedex entries.
I checked my Party and I had Pokemon. They were 6 Pikachus but they had no heads and they were all bloody. Their names were Death and their stats were 666.
I walked around in grass and it was so scary because all of the Pokemon were zombies and they kept eating my Pikachus and running away and I only had one
Ode to NintendoOde to Nintendo10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Ode to Nintendo
All day I play Nintendo in my room,
Trying to get the 1 up mushroom,
Shades are locked, closed the window,
When playing Leisure Larry on Nintendo,
Game codes I am about to unlock,
Infinite health and bombs on Star Fox,
I got a new game for Christmas,
Now I can run around as Samus,
I don't use sissy warps fool,
I get all toads before Toadstool,
Now I'm off to save Hyrule,
From the Playstation cesspool,
Can't beat Ganon, you in preschool?
To get through the maze you must think,
After all, you got that stupid blon
History doesn't repeatElizabeth's checkered past forced itself back onto her in the middle of the vegetable department of the local supermarket. She had just selected a few tomatoes to weigh on the scales, when she heard a voice behind her say: "Hi Liz! Wow, great to see you here!"History doesn't repeat4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You bet, Elizabeth thought, while the red vegetables slipped out of her hands on the floor. She turned around, facing the black haired woman standing a few meters away. She was smallish, her clothes looked worn, and badly matched. The hairdo looked funnyly irregular too, as if she had tried to do it herself. The face had aged, but Elizabeth had no trouble recognizing the woman.
"Oh hi Jenna," hoping that the sheer lack of enthusiasm in her voice would make the other woman back off quickly. No such luck.
"We sure do have a lot to talk about, Lizzie. How long ago is it now? Two years, three? Good times, they were."
"Look Jenna, it's old history. I stopped doing... that," Elizabeth interrupted the flow of words, "I am married now."
Continuity Expert Chapter 2 (Video Game TG Series)Louis was enjoying a snack by the company vending machine. In the breakroom he was able to see players test games and got him thinking just who else had the job he had, and how many characters were once in the real world and which ones were nothing more than code. He also began to ponder just how long it takes players to beat the game once a continuity expert was in it. Did it always feel like a few minutes? Or does it sometimes go by in real time when compared to the real world? It was something he was sure to find out. "Louis, please report to room 503." a voice on the speaker said. Louis threw out his food and left to the room. He entered, and was greet by Kenny yet again. "Hello Louis. For your next task, you'll be sent to Super Mario 3. We want to get the personality of the characters right with our encyclopedia. However, if you end up as a boss, time will act as it does in the real life, so you'll be waiting around for Mario until our player arrives at your castle, however long tContinuity Expert Chapter 2 (Video Game TG Series)3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Costume Shop: Daisy (17/30)You have just arrived to a brand new costume shop. It was heavily advertised as being "able to get you into character," their commercials showing animated people turning into whatever costume they put on, essentially becoming that form. They retained memory and all, and it was a big push for quality costumes. Business was generally very good for a while. The advertising team wanted to use SFX to have real people become the costumes, as a test showed that people would enjoy actual people and would sell costumes better. With business on the decline, they had no choice but to go for that advice. However, all SFX teams who were able to do it were much to expensive, leaving the store in a jam. Luckily, they found a someone willing to do it for free, granted they used the costumes he had hand made. He would also need his own space in the store for the filming, which the store agreed too. The man set up his area in the back of the store, along with a closet for the costumes to be used. You weThe Costume Shop: Daisy (17/30)3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
AirbagAirbag12 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
His eyes flinched, twitching
Like bats ears.
"Pick up your mother at 7, meet us at the restaurant."
The world seemed an unhappy place,
His placid tears set to fill the Nile in a few short hours,
A half charged cell-phone
On the seat like his blonde haired blue eyed thin framed
Darkness and obsession a prelude to a needle,
Exasperation, struggling respiration
And an elongated, low pitched sigh.
The slick roads washing like soap suds,
Dry as desert
But in the incapable hands of our main character,
They were as slippery as a bathroom floor
When he d r i f t e d
Into a lamppost,
Percussion cracked his skull like a sledge hammer,
Each bones fermata captured perfectly with a bass and snare,
Befitted perfectly with the occasional cymbal crash.
An airbag can only cushion your face for so long,
40 Ways To Annoy Link40 Ways To Annoy Link3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"
2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.
3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)
4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"
5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"
6. Remind him that Tetra winked at him three times in Wind Waker.
7. Tell him that he couldn't do anything without Linebeck in Phantom Hourglass.
8. Fill one of his bottles with sour milk.
9. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses. If he doesn't tell, pull his hair violently. If he does, buy a bunch of those shampoo bottles and throw them at him.
10. Jump on to his back, and say: "I'm Midna, and you have to do EXACTLY as
EnglandxReader The Problem with Kirklands (Crack)This is for a good friend of mine. :foxyjoy: aka the girl who does Iggy-Sitter! I'm so glad to have her as a friend. And she requested an EnglandxReader of me! I'm so honored!!!!! But as I've already done my Syrupboobs one I was at a loss for a theme. Until I looked on youtube and and idea popped into my head. I will never do a song-fic. NO. But a hilarious piece on Arthur is always fun and I can add a little of dance into it. Then you got a good piece. And since tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day and all, how about we add some Ireland and Scotland into the mix!! Btw If anyone gets the Kirklands joke, you must know me really well. (Hint: It's a store but has barely anything to do with this piece.) And yes, this is a complete crack piece by the end. I don't even know anymore. XDEnglandxReader The Problem with Kirklands (Crack)11 months ago in Settings More Like This
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Hearts Of Mushroom Kingdom CH1The Heart of Mushroom KingdomHearts Of Mushroom Kingdom CH14 years ago in Settings More Like This
Chapter 1--What is This Galaxy!?
As I wore my sparkly grey vest and my starry blue shoes I walked up the path up towards the plateau that went around it in a big swirl, Coconut Plateau, very slowly taking my time staring at the letter:
"Meet me at the top of Coconut Plateau at 10:00 am SHARP. Don't be late. Ive got to tell you something.
Your Dear friend,
I looked up to the bright blue crystal sky, heh no clouds. I dozed off and thought, "I wonder what Sonics gonna tell me..." I filled in my head with over a million thoughts of what it would be that he would speak to me of. I kept on walking and turned my head to the Great Forest. It was such a great view from the only plateau in the forest! The trees all looked lush and green. I was getting higher and higher. The trees all danced in the wind below me. What a show! Until I heard-"HEEEEEELLP!!!" I got startled from the loud s
Artistic SolipsismThe world has ended. Maybe it was an alien invasion, an astronomical catastrophe, the ever-popular zombie apocalypse, or some ironic twist involving irresponsible science and man's own hubris. It doesn't really matter. Perhaps it was a grinding decline like a torch starving in the night, or a fleeting blaze of cinematic glory. That doesn't matter either. All that matters is that somehow, I ended up being the last person on Earth.Artistic Solipsism3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I learned a lot mostly about survival, but I'll leave that for a later monologue. I found that in a strange way, I had never really existed. No, I haven't gone mad. At least, I don't think I have. Allow me to explain
My first move, reasonably enough, was to find a dwelling close to clean water and nonperishable food, which would buy me time before I had to venture out for more supplies. Soon after I settled, I found myself doing the oddest