Discorded Chocolate MilkDiscorded Chocolate Milk3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
DISCORD CHOCOLATE MILK
2 TO 3 TEASPOONS OF CHOCOLATE COCO POWDER OR CHOCOLATE SYRUP
1 1/3 CUP OF MILK (16 OUNCES OR SO)
COLD WHIP CREAM OR REDDI WHIP OF ANY FLAVOR
COTTON CANDY(PREFERABLY PINK)
Take the coco mix or syrup and stir it into the milk until fully blended and dissolved. Let chill in the fridge for about 30 to 60 minutes.
Fill the glass with the milk leaving 2 to three inches from the rim (top) of the glass. Take the cold, thick, whip cream and line the top of the chocolate milk leaving a inch or two from the top of the glass.
Now finally take the cloud of cotton candy and gently shape it to fit in the remaining space of the glass, lightly resting it on the whip cream covering.
Now you have a Discord inspired cotton candy drink! Dip the straw
SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I knowChapter 5SV Chapter 5 War is....well, hell if I know4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash: War is ..well, hell if I know!
The weather had been strange. With each passing day the clouds grew thicker, darker, and heavier. A few months back they had been white, beautiful and scattered sparsely throughout the true blue. Now it was as though there was no sky at all, just a large mass of gloomy haze. Then there were days when there wasn't a cloud in sight but still everything felt off. The sky wasn't the same blue and the sun the sun was the strangest of them all. It seemed too dim but too bright, too warm yet too cold. And the way it hung, no, the way it dragged through the sky was almost eerie. Sure the nights had been strange as well; the clouds would almost completely disperse and the moon shown brighter and larger in the sky, but it didn't have the same edginess the days had.
Today was one of those cloudy days and soaring through the grey sky was a young seraph. Her speed was too high for casual loitering a
Polaris #4: Mad WorldPolaris #4: Mad World3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight Sparkle hadn't run this fast since she was a filly.
She rounded the spiral stairs of Canterlot Castle, gasping and desperate, until she reached her library workshop. Her chest heaved and hurt from the nonstop running, but she pushed it aside to concentrate on the task at hand.
They'd called her mad. They'd said she was depraved. They'd said she was messing with powers beyond her reach.
Unfortunately, for once, it seemed that "they" were right.
Wasting no time, she willed several books off of the massive shelves. They opened and spun around her. Twilight's eyes were lightning, moving across several turning pages in mere seconds. Her mind moved almost as frantically.
It should have worked, it should should have worked, it should have worked! None of this should have happened! I checked everything! I dotted my Is, crossed all the Ts, carried all the ones, seriously what happened here-
"There she is!" she heard a voice cry out from the hallway.
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #97, 98, 99!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #97, 98, 99!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#97) I am an open brony with everyone, except my parents. I'd tell them, but my dad will not approve. He even disapproved and called me gay when I was really into "Phineas and Ferb". Imagine if he found out [about "Friendship is Magic"]! There's no way he would approve. But I want to buy merchandise, shirts, and other stuff. So what do you think I should do about telling my parents?
Answer: Your dad sounds like a royal prick. I don't know what his upbringing was like, but your sexuality isn't defined by watching a simple TV show. "Phineas and Ferb" might be geared towards an audience younger than yourself, but I'm not sure why it would be considered, in his eyes, to be 'gay'. I think he might be getting mixed up between watching something that's distinctly effeminate and watching something that targets kids in general. If anything, "Phineas and Ferb" is a show pitched at boys (although, naturally, it does have universal appeal) and so I can see why you'd be worried about
FlutterDash--Pilot"Fluttershy! Fluttershy?" Rainbow Dash trotted through the garden surrounding the shyer pegasus' house. "Hey, Fluttershy! Where are you?"FlutterDash--Pilot4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A squeak to her left made Dash fly over to one side of Fluttershy's house, where she discovered her friend struggling to escape from a tiny wooden house that was obviously meant for some kind of small animal. Angel Bunny was holding onto the filly's front hooves, straining to remove her from the miniature doorway.
"Fluttershy?" Rainbow asked, flying to her and helping the yellow filly escape from her wooden confinement. "What are you doing in there?"
"Iah!" Fluttershy squealed as she popped free and tumbled on top of her liberator. She fluttered off of the squashed Rainbow Dash, blushing as she helped her friend up. "I'm sorry, Rainbow Dash. You see, Angel Bunny lets me spend the night in there with him whenever I have a nightmare."
"A nightmare?" Rainbow Dash frowned, studying her timid friend. Fluttershy had nightmares?
She nodded. "Yes. Some
EriKar one-shotYour name is Karkat Vantas, and you can't breathe.EriKar one-shot3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You don't remember how this happened, and at the moment you can't bring yourself to care. All you know is that your lungs are clenching in need of oxygen, that your arms and legs are useless in aiding you to the surface of the roiling water you're now submerged in. You don't even know which way is up.
You're drowning, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
The river, lake, whirlpool, whatever it is, has got you caged and bound at the same time; the invisible currents in the dark water are preventing your limbs from moving the way you want them to, and bubbles are starting to force their way out of your nostrils and your mouth. You reach for those small pockets of air, desperately, but when your hand finally clenches around one it disperses into a million tiny bubbles, and they all skitter away from you faster than the rate you're being pulled down.
You grit your teeth in despair, the water around your eyes turning
A Poetic Tribute to Derpy: InspirationA Poetic Tribute to Derpy: Inspiration3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Source of laughter
Summited the peak
Hero ever after
Gait, a pirouette
Birthed from adversity
Verily, a barque
Courage of the world
Daughters' guardian, mentor
Fan and producer
Never more graceful
Never more unwavering
Never more inspired
SV Chapter 1 War is NecessaryChapter 1SV Chapter 1 War is Necessary4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight Sparkle: War is Necessary
Arms swaying at her sides, occasionally brushing against her skirt, a woman walked down an organized, clean hall way. Her head held up high, she walked with purpose. With each step the heels of her boots made contact with the pale gold marble floor to let out a sharp and authoritative click. Her demeanor did not waste it's presence for each person she passed either greeted her politely or stood at attention until she was several steps ahead. By now she had come to acknowledge the reactions, hardly noticing them, much different from when she first received such respect, which had left her flustered and embarrassed.
Still, nothing escaped her wandering gaze. Should one of the men linger too long in the hallway or a group of woman giggle amongst themselves to loudly (or if they giggled at all dependent on her mood), she was quick to make her existence known without a single utterance, perhaps an annoyed clearing of the throat
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #76, 77, 78!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #76, 77, 78!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#76) What are your thoughts about the little mini issue within the fandom regarding Lil Miss Jay - the artist who works on the grimdark version of Rarity? Sure, he might draw something people don't like. But on the other end of the argument he's received death threats from both haters and bronies (I mean yeah it's the internet but some arrests were actually made). Any specific thoughts?
Answer: This one was quite difficult to answer, as I tend to avoid Tumblr, and thus had to perform some genuine research before answering. Being friends with a variety of Tumblr-fluent people, I receive information every now and then, and I have heard about the person in question, although what I've been told has been mostly negative. That said, I've never personally been involved in a situation with this user, and I can't even say that I've seen much of their work, and so I'm afraid that the next few points will be based on what I've heard from other people.
Sending genuine death t
Power Rangers: Civil WarPower Rangers: Civil War4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There are infinite decisions in ours lives; do we go left, do we go right? Each one spawns a possiblilty of what could have been, what should have been. Every now and then, a decision is so monumental, that a reality is spawned. Some decisions are so monumental, that these realities cannot cope with them and begin to go critical, they begin to break apart.
That's where my team and I step in. We're the Kronos Rangers. And I am the Gold Kronos Ranger, Jack Tudor...
*Thanks to PP_II for lending me Jack Tudor*
The wormhole closes behind me, the swirling inky blue blackness and white sparkles sucking the warmth from me. Man, I hate that feeling. But I'm feeling pretty crap anyhow. You see, I can't go home. Ever. I can visit a place that's like home, but it'll be a touch different. And that's just not the same then is it?
I take off my helmet and stare into the black void that is my vi
This Day Aria The Doctor and The MasterThis Day Is Going To Be PerfectThis Day Aria The Doctor and The Master3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Kind Of Day Ive Been Planning For So Long
EveryPony Will Gather Round
As I Stand There In My Prime
What They Dont Know It That I Have Fooled Them All
This Day Was Going To Be Perfect
The One Day I Want Nothing To Go Wrong
But Instead Of Haveing Cake
Im Afraid Ill Be Late
Those Wedding Bells Sound Like Drumming In My Ears
I Dont Care What You Think
I Just Want Th Universe
Grasped Between My Hooves
And The Only Way For Me
To Get What I Need
Is For The Doctor To Go Away
OH Doctor Your Such A Fool
Your Wife Is Now Just A Tool
And The Universe Will Be All Mine
We Must Escape Before Its To Late
To The TARDIS We Must Go
Hope,We Get There Right Away
My Hearts Are Getting Faster
As Time Is Getting Slower
And I Cant Care For Love And Cherish Her Each Day
For I Oh So Love The Bride
In My Hearts She Does Reside
OH Derpy Hooves
Ill Be There Just In Time
Finally The Moment Has Arrives
The Universe Will Finally Be Mine
Oh The Wedding We Wont Make
The Universe At St
Pony Effect: Chapter 1In the year 1248, explorers on Luna discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization.Pony Effect: Chapter 14 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars.
The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time. They called it the greatest discovery in pony history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it...
"Well, what about your protégé, Twilight? Unicorn, but I don't recognize her cutie mark."
"Her talent is magic. Pure magic."
"She has no friends, withdrawn and by all accounts, anti-social." A short pause. "Is this the kind of pony we want protecting the galaxy?"
"Twilight is intelligent, smart and incredibly talented. Given time, she will learn the magic of friendship."
"I defer to your judgment, sister," the voice reluctantly said.
"Do not worry, my dearest, I have absolute faith in my student."
"I'll make the call."
Trixie's New Big Red LifeTrixie, formely known as the Great and Powerful Trixie, was caught in a downpour. She only had a small tree on top of a hill for cover and even then it wasn't much. Life had gotten much harder for Trixie after the Ursa Minor incident.Trixie's New Big Red Life4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Word had spread fast of failure to live up to her boasting. She had been branded as an official fraud far and wide, it had gotten so bad that not only would nobody watch her 'shows' or even let her stay in the hotels (her cart had been smashed and she had to stay somewhere). And she, the Great and Powerful Trixie, had been forced to find a dreary and dull day job of all things.
But even that had turned out to be a dead end, nobody would hire thinking that someone who was known for her 'talk' and not her 'walk' would be hideously bad for business. Everywhere she went it was the same thing, it was like she was blacklisted.
She even had to sell her hat and cape just to feed her belly. And now she was caught in the rain with only a tree with very few branches
Bonering: A Tale of PassionBonering: A Tale of Passion4 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Change your tie.”
“I said, change your tie.”
“I wear this tie everyday!”
“And it shows. If it were only you, I’d say go ahead, but I won’t have Macintosh thinking my roommate uses his neckwear to wipe his flank.”
The gray Earth pony shot his accuser a disdainful look. “Flank?” Old Roots whipped the dirty tie from his neck in one smooth gesture, throwing it into the nearby hamper. “So we don’t say ‘bum’ now that we live in Ponyville?”
Netherlips scoffed, while continuing to fiddle with his forelock in the mirror. There was a perfect lev
The Warmth Under Your Wings, part 2"So where are we going, Dash?" Scootaloo asked, jumping happily in circles around the cyan pegasus as they walked the road to Ponyville. Rainbow Dash had asked the filly to come along for some reason, though she would not say exactly why they were going there other than Rainbow had some 'business' to attend to.The Warmth Under Your Wings, part 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
Rainbow Dash shot the filly a heartwarming smile. The happiness Scootaloo had been beaming with all day was something genuine, something she had never thought she would see in the orange pegasus. Before today, every smile Scootaloo made seemed to have required a command from her. Like she had been unable to laugh out of reflex like most ponies would when they are happy. That this smile and excitement on the skipping filly's face seemed to be happening without her realizing it, made Rainbow feel both glad and proud. She was the one who made Scootaloo laugh.
"You'll see when we get there, Squirt," Rainbow Dash said with a teasing tone. "But really, it's not that exciting. It's jus
Vinyl Scratch/DJ-Pon3Vinyl Scratch/DJ-Pon32 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
D to the J to the P-O-N-3
This mare’s got style as plain as can be
V-I-N-Y-L It’s true
This girl’s got ten times the swagger we do
Her style’s electric, just like her blue mane
Her wub wubs will rock you until you’re insane
Dropping the bass as we all get down
There’s always a party when Vinyl’s around
She’ll get our hooves stomping till they can’t no more
Bass cannon gonna shake us all out the door
The Colt and The QueenTHE COLT AND THE QUEENThe Colt and The Queen3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once upon a time, perhaps a Tuesday, there lived a young, unicorn colt, who shall remain nameless for the duration of this tale, for his name has been lost in the flowing river of time.
He was no God incarnate, nor did he have royal blood, and he was most definitely not the hero of a chosen destiny. He was only a small colt of a light blue coat and the only son of a baker and tailor. He was at a point in his life when he was still in school. The village that he resided in was small, but he was not without companions.
Far from it, he had many friends. He loved them, and they loved him back.
Anypony who knew the young unicorn knew him well. He was playful, polite, and kind to his companions. He was taught well by his parents, and he never spoke out of place. Though one would most likely recognize him for his knightly ways. Truth be told, he was one comfortable
Cupcakes: Still AliveThat wasn't funnyCupcakes: Still Alive3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
It actually hurt quite a lot
It's hard to overstate my hatred...
A lot more sinister than you'd think.
"Baked goods for everypony"
Except the ones that you killed
But there's no sense in remembering everypony's life that you take
In the meantime, do you want a cupcake?
And the killing gets done
and you act like nothing's wrong
And you party with the ponies who are still alive!
I'm way beyond angry
I'm disappointed and betrayed as well
Because you took me to the cellar and killed me...
And cut me to pieces!
And then put me back together...
And I'm afraid that was your mistake
You should have made me into a cupcake
Now you better watch your back,
You'll never know when I'll attack
Because you are still alive!
Go ahead and run....
I do enjoy the chase...
Maybe you'll find someone else to kill....
That was a joke
Anyway, these cupcakes are great,
Their so tasty and sweet,
but that's because you made them with filly meat
The Clash of Sun and Moon - An Alternate TaleThe Clash of Sun and Moon - An Alternate Tale3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two Regal Sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land.
To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night.
Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies.
But as time went on, cracks appeared between the two sisters.
The younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. Her jealousy grew as she dwell longer and longer in her elder sister's shadow.
The elder sister meanwhile became consumed by a different darkness: out of everything else, she only desired to protect her subjects from any and all forms of harm. As her desire became an obsession, she come to see her younger sister's night as one of the things that caused it to them the most.
The elder respond
Twilight Sparkle Wants to 'Please' YouTwilight Sparkle Wants to 'Please' You3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Animated ponies make wonderful lovers;
They want to have sex with you (and others).
Warriors: Dusk Ch. 8 "Echopaw, let's go! The warriors should be close! We need to get going to the big twolegplace already."Warriors: Dusk Ch. 83 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sun had rose, shining brightly across the farm. Everyone had woken at the same time except for Echopaw, still weary from last night's conversation, but Dawnpaw was too excited to be tired. Echopaw could understand her excitement. He really wanted to meet the warriors as soon as he could too. But he was too sleepy to get up with the rest.
Mudpaw, Crowpaw, and Gingerpaw had already gone outside, Echopaw was still in his nest, and Dawnpaw was pushing him out of his nest, telling him to get ready to leave. Echopaw was very nervous though. He was going to meet living warrior cat. Would they be the same as the ones in StarClan, or would they be even tougher? Echopaw had thought up a thousand questions, and none of them had been answered. When will he ever discover the answers? Another question to add to the list.
"Echopaw, please. The warriors may already be at the meeting