I Cost $484.50 a night,Natural Hair Color:
[ ]Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
 Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
(Its brown/black so would that be 8.50?)
[X] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50 (I'm like 5'2 or 5'3)
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[X] 0 to 18 - $10.00
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[ ] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[X] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
mausoleums in acrylic impressionismscarlet fractal splotches, fadingmausoleums in acrylic impressionism11 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
into minute wisps of white,
let slip the spectrums of your grief
beyond this mortal strife.
Truth or Dare -Phan-If Phil had to describe himself in two words they would be "punching bag". Everyday Phil would be beaten black and blue for being bisexual. Phil would always get beat up by a few guys from the basketball team, people would cheer them on. No one ever helped him, everyone was to afraid to. His mom would always say "God helps those who help themselves" but the thing is Phil is to weak to do anything about it. So there Phil was again, people towering over him, his face in his knees as he waited for the next blow.Truth or Dare -Phan-2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Dan had only been at this school for one day and he had already seen 3 fights, what was wrong with this place?. he suddenly heard more shouting. great another fight. he saw a large group of people crowded around one dark haired boy. he knew this wasn't a fight. they were bullying the poor kid. he clenched his fists as he approached the group. "leave him alone why don't you?" he asked the boys through gritted teeth.
The boys turned there attention to Dan. "Because he's a fag, and i
''It's not fair...''''It's not fair...''3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Warning: Homosexual Relationship! Don't like, don't read OR get over it and enjoy; any comment complaining about it will be deleted, because I don't care for your bitching! I warned you and it's not my problem if you didn't listen!
Also SPOILERS FOR SEASON THREE FINALE, if you haven't seen the episode I advise you to read something else.
"I-I don't understand," Kurt sobbed into his boyfriend's chest. They were at Blaine's, lying sideways in his bed with the shorter one holding the countertenor tightly, giving as much comfort as he could.
"I know, baby," he whispered, "I don't understand it eitheryou nailed your audition "
"It isn't fair nothing in my life is fair "
"No, you're right it"
"Why is it always me ?"
Blaine couldn't reply to that, so instead he pressed his devastated boyfriend further into him. They would figure this out, they would, but for now that wasn't what Kurt needed; he needed to be held and kissed, nothi
Phan - Heaven's Gonna Wait.Phan - Heaven's Gonna Wait.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Yes?" Phil replied nervously. He knew who was on the other side of the phone. It was the hospital. The image was stuck in his head. The image of Dan. He had been waiting for this phone call.
~ One day Earlier ~
"Give us the iPhone" one of the chavs said. They were following Dan and Phil down a street and now the pair were walking backwards away from the 3 men. Nobody else was around as it was late at night.
"Can't you just leave us alone? Buy your own iPhone dickheads." Dan spat at them.
"Right, you've had it now gay boy." another chav said and the next few moments were a blur. Phil felt himself being pinned down to the floor by one of the other chavs. He watched as the other two tackled Dan to the floor. Dan tried to get them off him but they both pulled out knives.
"Leave him alone!" Phil screamed knowing what they were going to do. He squirmed underneath the person that was on top of him but he was stuck. The chav forced Phil to look as Dan was stabbed ove
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Protector - PHAN - OKAY PART 2Fandom: YouTubeProtector - PHAN - OKAY PART 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pairing: Phan (AmazingPhil/danisnotonfire)
Point of View: Phil
He had a nightmare last night, one that sent him screaming and flailing and sobbing into my arms in a worryingly un-Dan-like way. It was a nightmare about today; about coming into school. All because a group of kids decided to use him as their own personal punching-bag.
We'd had such a lovely weekend as well, just the two of us.
On Saturday we watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer for fourteen hours solid, me checking on his battle scars every few minutes through this inescapable fear of him slipping away from me despite his protests of him being perfectly alright, if a little sore. By yesterday, Sunday, he was recovered enough to go out, so I took him into town; bought him a cuddly Pikachu that he's had his eye on for months from the local gaming shop and then insisted on getting him a large butterscotch ShakeAway with white Malteser's floating in it, just the way he likes it.
So yeah, things were going p
Phan - CarePhan - Care2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Rating: 12+? idk.
Warnings: Mental Illness, Violence, Mild Abuse. Strong Language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dan nor Phil and none of this ever happened in real life.
Author's Note: i'm not doing my french or english homework for this be grateful. this eventually turned into a series, links to the other parts are in the description.
Summary: Dan has had brain damage since he was born and when he gets adopted by Phil and his mother his life changes, for the better and the worse.
Dan's been my brother for 4 years now, by that I mean me and Mum adopted him. He'd been at the care home for 2 years when we took him. He was there because his parents abandoned him and he had no other relatives he knew. It wasn't until I went to go meet Dan at the care home for the first time I knew why his parents abandoned him. We were sitting in the car and I was about to ge
Feel My Heart Against YoursFeel My Heart Against Yours2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Kurt and his boyfriend Blaine sat on the shoreline of a coastal beach, the warm, salty ocean hitting their bare feet, but never going any farther than that. Blaine stared down at his rolled up pant leg, as the ocean hit his stretched out foot. Kurt also had his pant leg rolled up, but he wasn't watching the ocean at all. He was staring out in the horizon. His squinted stare focused on the sun that was slowly sinking into the sky.
Life here in New York, though seemed full of life on the TV, or in advertisements, slowed to a crawl most of the time. Nothing exciting happened there, though to people who didn't live here though interesting things happened there all the time.
But, Kurt and Blaine were not complaining, as long as they had each other, they had all they needed. And the beaches here, were absolutely beautiful, Kurt and Blaine knew this first hand. Anytime Kurt wasn't working at his Vogue job, and Blaine wasn't at his art job, where he painted as an artist, they would pack nothin
What is it about sunsets...What is it about sunsets...4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I'm sitting on the meadow, on top of the small, green hill. I was setting-up my tent, but the sudden silence in the air made me stop and sit on the grass. Everything around me started turning into dark shapes against the green, turquoise sky. A small, barely visible crest of the young Moon rose up, just above the horizon. the Sun was long gone, but its traces were still painting the sky in that wonderful, sunset mixtures of colours impossible to reproduce to capture in any way. The colour of the sunset sky is much more than just about the sky itself. It is about the stillness in the air, the soft, tender breeze; muted sounds in the distance and that inevitable feeling that another day is passing by. It might have been a great day, full of joy and things we love. We might have spent that day in our favourite city, on top of our favourite mountain or in the arms of the loved one.
It could have been a hard day, God knows life offers plenty of those too. Work, people, deadlines and everyda
Phan - Come With Me, Love.Phan - Come With Me, Love.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Title: Come With Me, Love.
Rating: 12+? idk.
Warnings: Death. Violence. Strong Language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dan nor Phil and none of this ever happened in real life.
Author's Note: bamf an idea i came up with today in town.
Summary: When Phil's murdered in his own home Dan finds it too hard to cope.
"You know the price for what you did Howell, this is all your fault." Cheffie grinned as he pulled Phil's hair harder making him yelp. Cheffie was one of the boys at my school who bullied me along with Christian and his gang. Cheffie promised me in year eleven if I didn't stop being gay then he would find me when I had a boyfriend and kill him in front of me. He kept his promise. That's why he was holding Phil round the neck pointing the gun at his head. Christian had me pinned up against the wall of my own home and I was crying and begging for them to
Phan - An Obsession with Perfection. Phan - An Obsession with Perfection. 2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Title: An Obsession with Perfection
Rating: 12+? idk.
Warnings: Self Harm, Suicide, Death, Mental Illness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dan nor Phil and none of this ever happened in real life.
Author's Note: this is the last part. epilogue might exist in a few days. if you want a paragraph about how much i loved this fic go to the description.
Summary: Dan has been at the mental hospital for 4 years now. He's there for being Bipolar and having severe OCD, but he's always had this obsession with perfection. However, Dan's life changes forever when Dan meets the mysterious Phil Lester.
I don't know where to start. This was just the beginning of the aftermath of Dan's actions. I called Alexis and we both walked into his room after hearing a bang. I opened the door and immediately walked back out slamming the door. My eyes were wide and my hands were over my mouth.
13 Years LaterChris was in his dressing room after a long day shooting the same scene over and over. He was tired but also he felt like revisiting memory lane, taking out a box of some novelty items from his childhood. Everyone had one. Corey kept a bag filled with his old teddy bear and a blanket. Heather had a rubber duckie that she keeps in her bathroom. Lea has a stuffed horse she keeps on her couch.13 Years Later3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The box was small, the size of a shoe box. It was filled with some letters and cards from his family, photographs of him and his sister, one where he held her hair back as she blew out the candles to her birthday cake. She must have been eleven in the picture. He kept looking through it until he found what he was looking for. A very old photo of himself when he was about seven years old. He didn't have a lot of friends at that age, but he remembered one person now, clear as crystal that stood out from all his other bullies in school. He smiled as his finger brushed the face of the boy who stood next
Phan - Wanted.Phil's P.O.VPhan - Wanted.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I hadn't really been myself since I saw that post.
I was just scrolling through twitter, trying to reply to as many tweets as possible, when I saw it. One of my followers had tweeted it to me, saying to ignore what the person was saying, that I was 'perf'.
After seeing the post, it was all I could think about. Was the person who said it right? Yeah, Dan had always been considered the hotter one of us, but no one had ever called me 'hideous'. Was I unneeded? Unwanted, even? Because not being needed is something I could fix, but not being wanted? That was on a completely different level.
I managed to find the link to the user's tumblr page - 'danhowell4ever'. A few of my fans had stuck up for me, which meant something at least. The girl was asked how she'd feel if she was in my shoes, and she simply replied "I don't care". Another person asked her what she thought I'd do if I saw the post, and she said "Maybe he'll realize how useless and pathetic he really is."
Furt Almost Killed KlaineI.Furt Almost Killed Klaine3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Walking out to the parking lot, Kurt's eyes hadn't even adjusted to the sunlight before he was airborne and spinning. His indignant squawk of surprise was met with laughter.
"Dude, I missed you sooooooo much!"
Kurt was about to protest (both to being called dude and to being lifted) when his stepbrother saw fit to punctuate the sentiment with a sloppy kiss to his cheek.
A shrill "FINN!" preceded Kurt violently scrubbing his face with his sleeve. Normally he wouldn't dream of treating clothes this way, but it was just his Dalton uniform (which was dapper and proper but absolutely nothing to write home about when it came to style) and Finn had just slobbered all over him. It was disgusting.
And the larger boy had the nerve to just laugh.
"A year ago, you would have so killed for me to do that."
"And two years ago, I actually considered wearing pleated pants. Must we rehash my past mistakes?"
"What do hash browns have to do with anything? Did you miss breakfast?"
The lighter boy would
The cute guy at Starbucks (Phan)The cute guy at Starbucks (Phan)The cute guy at Starbucks (Phan)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
I walk through the way to familiar doors of Starbucks and order a Caramel Macchiato from the girl behind the counter.
“Here you go” she says smiling and hand me my drink. I smile back and thank her before taking my drink and sitting down at my usual spot by the window. The sun is shining through the window and hitting my pale face, which never seems to get tan even if I’d spent a lot of time in the sun (which I usually don’t). After a while of sitting in the coffee shop with my earplugs in and listening to Muse I see the door open and a long, brown haired boy that is all dressed in black walks in. I recognize him immediately because I’ve seen him here quite a few times and he is always alone. Just like me.
The guy walks up to the counter and orders something and I can see that the girl behind the counter is so obviously flirting with him but I can’t hear what they’re saying. After a while he t
Glee - CuteCuteGlee - Cute3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Summary - A sweet, slightly romantic morning-after one shot. Klaine.
Warning - implied past sexual situations between two consenting male characters who are underage but over the age of consent (for Ohio).
That was the first word that came to Blaine's mind as he looked down at his slumbering boyfriend, curled up like a cat, making the tiniest little noises in his sleep, face more peaceful than it ever was while he was awake. The sun shone on his pale body, making him seem to literally glow, his normally flawless skin interrupted by light purple and red marks that, along with his state of undress and mussed-up hair, were the only indicators of what had gone on between the two last night. Kurt still looked just as innocent as ever.
He hated that he had to wake the boy up.
"Kurt," he called softly. "Time to wake up, baby."
"Fimommnts," Kurt murmured, nuzzling his face into his pillow. Blaine smiled at the complete adorableness.
"C'mon, sweetie, you have to get up now or
Phan - Make It Real[DAN'S POV]Phan - Make It Real3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Phil look at this." I called from my bedroom. I was lying on my bed checking my secret DeviantArt account, folding my spine awkwardly as usual.
Phil lumbered in, his face tired from the lack of sleep he'd been getting recently.
"Still not got any rest, huh?" I asked. He shook his head. "Why don't you come over here for a minute then?"
Phil did as he was told, climbing into bed next to me, unaware of how much that simple action meant to me. "What is it Dan?"
I pointed at the screen, "This is DeviantArt, ever heard of it?"
Hesitating, he answered, "A little."
"Well I was just browsing some of the stuff on here and I found this thing called Phan. It's like this slash pairing between us, and some of it's hilarious. Take a look."
I watched his eyes dart backwards and forwards as he read what was on the screen. Subconsciously he began to read aloud, "Phil took the younger boy by the hand, and without thinking asked for his hand in marriage. Dan replied that he would only mar
Cheater! JadeKat, Past davejadeI do NOT own Homestuck, and never Will :''YCheater! JadeKat, Past davejade3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Karkat watched from across the bar, candy red blood boiling as Dave FUCKING Strider leaned close to Jade, whispering something into her ear as she giggled, her face flushing pink. Then she would turn her head to face Dave and kiss him on the cheek, her hands on his broad shoulders.
Karkat could kill Dave right now. He turned back around and downed his gin in one go, grumbling and glaring at the numerous bottles of alcohol that sat cluttered behind the bar counter. He slammed the glass down, shouting at the bartender for another glass.
As he wiped his mouth with his sleeve, a light buzzing in his head, he felt someone tap his shoulder. He whipped around to see Jade and Dave, Dave's hand resting on Jade's petite waist.
"Hi Karkat!" Jade exclaimed, one of her goofy smiles spreading across her flushed face.
Dave didn't look as happy.
"What the fuck do you want." Karkat shot
Cheater! 2 JadeKatCheater! JadeKat, DaveJadeCheater! 2 JadeKat3 years ago in Romance More Like This
I do NOT own Homestuck
"Stay the FUCK. Away from Harley." Dave growled, his cool demeanor gone, and replaced by pure anger.
The whole bar suddenly became quiet, everyone's attention on the two.
Karkat narrowed his eyes. Then he challenged Dave in a way that surprised the both of them. "Why should I? She deserves better than a cheating nooksucker like you."
Dave slammed the shorter troll against the bar counter. His back crashed against the corner, immense pain coursing through his body. The blonde was looming over him in seconds, and without warning threw a punch at his face. Red blood splattered the black tiles of the bar, no one daring to get close.
Karkat groaned, but staggered up anyways. "That't it, fucker. I'm done with you'r bullshit." He croaked out, swinging out his leg and landing it harshly onto Dave's side, making him grunt.
"STOP!" Jade cried out, not wanting eith
The Semi-Blind Date - PhanThe Semi-Blind Date - Phan2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It wasn't very often that you get set up on a semi-blind date. I didn't know what to expect when I walked into the café and saw that beautiful black haired boy sitting there waiting for me. Let me explain how I got to this moment. This breath taking moment.
I haven't dated anyone in a while, ever since I came out as gay I had lost a bunch of friends, but luckily my two best friends Chris and PJ stuck by my side. I never found the right guy for me, no one ever caught my attention and all the guys at the bar only wanted one thing, they didn't care for a commitment because they were just going to go back to the bar the next night for their fling. I wasn't in university yet, I had taken a year off to collect my thoughts and figure out what I wanted to do. Chris would usually hang out with me while PJ was at University.
"So, how have you and PJ been?" I asked Chris as we sat in the lounge of his apartment and played video games,
"Pretty good, the usual, nothing new really. Well ex
JadeKat: Valentine's DaySchoolstuck AUJadeKat: Valentine's Day2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey man, you still going for it today?” Karkat felt a sharp elbow make contact with his. He glared up at none other than ‘cool kid’ Dave Strider. His emotionless face adorned by sunglasses as usual, Dave was leading Terezi beside him. Terezi smiled widely as she hugged a huge, red scalemate that had a pink heart stitched on its snout.
Yep. It was Valentine’s Day, a holiday that Karkat usually despised. This time around, though, he actually had something to look forward to besides Nepeta’s chocolates. He’d been flushed for a certain excitable, frustrating green-eyed girl for a while. Karkat had no idea how to go about it, despite his expertise in redrom. It was different when dealing with Jade.
“Yeah, if I happen to see her,” Karkat grumbled, wishing Dave would mind his own business. It technically was Dave’s business, though, because it was he who suggested that Karkat ask Jade out on Valentines Day. Bec
Phan - Small CutsA/N: Triggering. So, y'know, don't read it if you don't want to. It's triggering but yeah. Thanks for reading loveliesPhan - Small Cuts2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I'm going out for a bit Dan. You want anything?" Phil called from the front door. I was sitting on the couch, staring at the palms of my hands. Waiting for him to leave so I could finally have some peace. My hands were shaking and I was beginning to sweat a little, but I shook it off. It'd be better when he left.
"Nah, thanks." I shouted back, and a second later, the door slammed shut. I sighed with relief, getting up from my seat and wiping the sweat from my forehead. It was like I'd been running for ages, but in reality, it was just me, trying so hard to keep up my calm, happy mask. Phil hadn't left the flat in two days, and I couldn't cut with him being around.
It never took much to hide the cuts though - a fake smile, an odd joke, some bandages an a long sleeved hoodie.
I made my way into the bathroom and rolled up the sleeve
Coffee Shop Crushes - JadeKatJade scrunched up her nose. How was she going to write this essay for her English class? She had already scribbled out the first few things she had written down, and she had absolutely NO inspiration. Dropping her pencil onto the table, and pulled at her long black hair and groaned, frustrated. The people around her in the coffee shop glanced at her, annoyed. Ignoring the rude looks, she picked up the mug next to her, sipping the cold substance.Coffee Shop Crushes - JadeKat2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ugh, How long had she been sitting there? Oh well. She got up to buy herself another hot cup of passion tea. Sitting herself back down, she stared at the paper for another few minutes before jumping when something slammed down onto her table. Jade looked up to see the most..Handsomely douche-y face ever.
"Here's your fucking TEA, Jade Harley. I hope you have a nice day." The troll said, voice scratchy and monotone. His choice in language once again brought the attention of the others.
Jade frowned. Wasn't this guy in her AP Env
Love From First PhotoCharlotte was a talented photographer. She always loved to take pictures of animals and buildings and what she loved. But not like another girls, she hated to take photos of herself. And she never liked to do it; it's looked weird to her, to hold the cellphone and to take your pictures.Love From First Photo3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So let's start our story, Charlotte was in the seventh grade, she could fall for every boy she saw, even if she didn't know who is he and what his name. She had long blond hair and blue-green eyes. She was kind of random sometimes, but she was serious too.
Her best friend was Grace; she had also guy friends
She was very close to them, but the most to one of them. She started to think that she likes him but he loved another girl, so she let it go and leave her.
One day was a big mess by the seniors, as school's tradition,
When finally she got into school, was a "beach party", meaning is: the seniors put sand and rubber swimming pools in the major floor of school, and was music and dances. She felt bad fo