Charles Snippy: DreamsEntry 382:Charles Snippy: Dreams4 years ago in Personal More Like This
My personal online psychiatrist is making me narrate this nonsense down on the chip embedded in my tooth in hopes that someday I may be cured of my "incompatibility" with ANNET, or at least possibly reduce the "mild psychosis caused by work-related stress" as she calls it.
I know that it's not going to happen. The problem is something genetic and while those goons in the genetics department would love to get their machines into my brain, I prefer the lack of sleep and headaches to lobotomy.
I seen the reports on their test subjects: "total neural shut-down", "subject resists integration with the net, increasing the signal strength lead to damage to the 85% of the frontal lobe."
Call me old fashioned, but I like my brain the way it is.
I've had that day-dream again. Day-mare is more likely.
A flash-mare? Not sure what to call these, really.
The transmitter towers dotting this bloody city are making my life difficult, but not as difficult as the fact that everyone expects me t
SNIPPY: evidence"Blasted mug!"SNIPPY: evidence3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I looked at it hatefully.
"This is all your fault!"
I attempted to throw the mug at the Arbitrator, to smash it, to let go of it.
Nothing of the sort was possible.
I flailed left and right. The mug did not budge. I could not let it go, no matter how hard I tried. It was as if it were glued to me with a strange static-like substance. It rolled between my fingers and from one hand to the other, but it was as if I were made of iron and the mug were a powerful rare-earth magnetic bearing coated with oil.
Why can't I let go of the mug?!
Did the Arbitrator's reconstruction of my organs have anything to do with this?
Upon giving up to prying the mug out of my hands, I turned to the Arbitrator and spoke.
I made my case calmly and clearly, pressuring various facts that my DNA couldn't possibly be on the mug and that I looked nothing like Captain and that it might as well scan my memories for evidence or something of that sort.
Charles snippy: TRANSFERENTRY: 377:Charles snippy: TRANSFER4 years ago in Personal More Like This
For several months of torture, the Directorate kept me in their offices, making me file paperwork on their "test subjects", all while I kept sending applications to the "Dead Zone tourism" branch, to get away from towering cubes of the Directorate, away from cities and transmitter towers that were slowly frying my brain.
Centuries of industrial pollution were inevitably changing the biosphere of our world and the Directorate knew it better than anyone, yet they did nothing to stop it, profit had to be maximized, production had to be increased, customers had to be satisfied. Holes in the ozone layer, irreversible changes in the atmosphere, radioactive fallout, wild-life mutations, the days growing darker and the sky turning black - none of this mattered to them.
These changes must have been so gradual that no single generation was able to protest it.
Everyone was happily, playfully, and joyfully ignoring the world outside o
SHIRTS OF RELATIVE INTERESTPer demands of the fans and per fact that even art thieves are putting captain on this site, here be our new shirt store:SHIRTS OF RELATIVE INTEREST2 years ago in Personal More Like This
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EPISODE 112 FEATURES!HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE DELICIOUS EPISODE 112 CONTEST FEATURES THAT ARE IN EPISODE 112: http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/112EPISODE 112 FEATURES!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
:thumb336791856::thumb336786459:Snippy Stuck by CreativeDarkPeaceWWI Snippy by LilnannySnippy Entry by Geli-KEgyptian Snippy by Dino-blankeySnippy as a Rock God xD by PurplePeople1995Coelacanth (RA entry) by MayakaEdCaveman by azeeliaSnippy in Greece by DarwinsMishapAnother life of Charles Snippy by Echoes-OrchestraSnippy surreal Jack the Ripper by TheaFlyrhhippie snippy by NarcoVampiranew Snippy habiles by jenssosaurusSnippy WWII Soldier by ItsMeMelodySnippy beleives by Kuuriketto-chan:thumb336695858:Zee Snippy as the plague doctor by annethylSnippy's Ancestor, the musketeer by SwiftstartVictorian Snippy [500x500] by FURCIFERpardalisRA Background Entry. 17th Lancer,Past Snippy. by FlekkrSir Snippy fighting CancerDragon by ChesterPalmDay 33b Snippy the Cell by Asmodeus317Snippy's new job by JarODragon:thumb336626489:Snippy in the future by keren-or50's snippy by Mr-Joseph-No-One
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PE: Tips and Tricks for Conceptual PhotographyPE: Tips and Tricks for Conceptual Photography4 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Project Educate: Tips & Tricks for Conceptual Photography
Conceptual photography may seem like an intimidating field to get into, but it's not as difficult as it might seem. Here are some tips to get you started on thinking like a conceptual photographer.
Conceptual photography fascinates not too many more photographers than it frustrates. The skill required in composition, not merely with regards to technical or aesthetic consideration but also for mind-breaking, clever metaphors and ideas, is a difficult one to acquire. This article aims to help someone develop an eye for composition in conceptual photography.
Before We Begin
It's hard to tell an artist how to approach their art. After all, every artist has a different approach. This is especially true of conceptual photography. However, once you get started into conceptual photographs, your own style and methods will soon emerge. It's t
AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?I've had that dream again.AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
That strange place, so distant, yet so close to my heart. Buildings as tall as mountains.
Dead structures, watching with dead eyes. Empty, vast and endless honeycombs of stone and steel. Air filled with gray ashes, always fluttering from the cloudy sky.
The black vortex opens up in the sky, descending down to the city. The vortex spiral rips the city apart, bending the air itself, feasting on light, feasting on time.
There is a lonely figure standing in the street.
No matter how hard I try to make out his or her expression, I cannot. Is there no face there at all? Or perhaps there is a million human faces there, intertwined and flickering in unison, as bright as the light of ten thousand suns?
The being stares into the abyss of the vortex.
It takes another step towards it, into the horizon of nothingness, into a place where nothing can exist.
The stones of the roadway beneath its feet crumble and flutter in t
CAPTAIN'S FACE FINALISTS!CONGRATULATIONS TO CAPTAIN'S FACE CONTEST FINALISTS!CAPTAIN'S FACE FINALISTS!4 years ago in Personal More Like This
HERE ARE THE FINALISTS:
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Captain by AyamaAkuna by alexiuss by :iconayamaakuna:
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IT'S FAVIN' TIME!
WHICHEVER IMAGE GETS THE MOST FAVS IN A WEEK, WILL WIN CAPTAIN'S MUG AS "MOST POPULAR" SUBMISSION!
THERE WILL BE A VOTE POLL FOR OTHER PRIZES FOR 10 BEST FINALISTS!
...also, the theme for next contest is "THE HORRIBLE LIFE OF MR SNIPPY". If you've read this, you can have a headstart on the next contest.
Remember there are features for all entries and super features for all finalists.
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History Repeats ItselfLast week a Connecticut action group going by the name of SouthingtonSOS held a video game burning event where local citizens were encouraged to bring various forms of violent media to be burned in a dumpster, no doubt a reaction to the recent Connecticut shooting.History Repeats Itself3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I wish I could say I am surprised about this, but sadly the whole media frenzy surrounding violence in video games and movies reminds me of something that already happened once and profoundly affected the media it was accusing: Comic books.
During the early days of comic books, things occasionally got a little risqué. EC Horror comics in particular delighted in rendering extremely gruesome images and disturbing themes in their comics, which were being sold to children unbeknownst to their parents (because naive parents at the time had no reason to suspect comics might contain "inappropriate" material). However all that changed in 1954.
German-American psychiatrist Fredric Wertham was upset about how disturbing some of those
Have You Met Zee Captain?Have You Met Zee Captain?3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Sep 19, 2012 by techgnotic
The chaptered comic strip, has been collected into a 100-page graphic novel – and to the still-uninitiated:
It is not quite like anything you’ve probably ever seen before. The story follows “Zee Captain” and his sidekicks as they amble through a post-apocalyptic landscape. And while that hardly seems new and different, it’s the unusually superlative graphic quality of the comic cells and the Monty Pythonesque dialogues and leaps of logic that can become quite mesmerizing. Zee Captain, his face hidden by a gas mask that gives him a Darth Vaderish look, wears what looks like a Soviet Red Army uniform from WWII, and the strip does have nourish WWII feel. It’s as if the nuclear holocaust on Hiroshima and Nagasaki had never ended and spread to every major city on Earth. But
To Be Seen .07A weekly article featuring five photographers from all areas in the deviantART community. Spare a bit of time to take a gander at the photographs and their respective galleries showcased below!To Be Seen .073 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Fly...II by Every02 Alone by Every02 Like a bird III by Every02
Just Vicki by Every02 Bleu, Blue, Blau V by Every02
A Subtle Breeze by tubbums32 Elegance by tubbums32 The Lift by tubbums32
Power by tubbums32 The Ascent by tubbums32
Trace of Rujani 2 by Alex-Blyg Summer dance by Alex-Blyg wgt 2012 e by Alex-Blyg
Butterfly by Alex-Blyg Phoenix by Alex-Blyg
If you have any suggestions for (improving) the Photography Gallery, anything photography related in communityrelations that you would like/we cou
NEW YORK COMICON!COME FIND CAPTAIN AND CREATORS OF RA IN NY COMICON THIS WEEKEND!NEW YORK COMICON!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
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SNIPPY: die pilot dieIf a Pilot falls dead in the radioactive, frozen wasteland and there is no one around to hear it....do you think Captain would find out it was me?SNIPPY: die pilot die4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Allright. The rage has consumed me entirely too much.
What can I do to relax?
326th feature - Photography - Animals, Plants ...Journal CSS by Jamaal10326th feature - Photography - Animals, Plants ...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
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No Point?Sometimes I get a rather blunt and sneering criticism that there is no point in doing realistic paintings when one can always take a photograph.No Point?3 years ago in Personal More Like This
And then I reply, 'well, then what's the point in having sex when one can always masturbate?'
CAPTAIN: FORESIGHT TEST 1WHAT DID CAPTAIN REVIEW MOST INTIMATELY TODAY?CAPTAIN: FORESIGHT TEST 14 years ago in Personal More Like This
MAKE YOUR PREDICTION AND WRITE IT BELOW!
THEN, LOOK AT EPISODE 80 TO TEST JOO POWERS OF FORESIGHT!
HOW DID YOU DO?
DO YOU REQUIRE FORWARD VISION CORRECTION SURGERIES?
Screenshot from Book 2 SourceScreenshot from Book 23 years ago in Personal More Like This
Korra, upset with someone off-screen, yet pleased with her new Book 2 shirt.
She's definitely in the South pole.... or maybe the North Pole?..... A place with ice is more accurate!
And who is she arguing with? Maybe her uncle, i guess...
ZE INTERN HAS TAKEN OVER ZE DEVIANTARTS.MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA.ZE INTERN HAS TAKEN OVER ZE DEVIANTARTS.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
SYACRemember a while back I said there was something I was gonna announce about SYAC? Well here we go! I'm coming back to do more SYAC's soon. All of it too, the NSYAC and the old SYAC stuff.SYAC3 years ago in Personal More Like This
We're working right now on categorizing everything in the archives, so you can browse just the stuff you want to look at and not have it be this clusterf**k of everything hodgepodged together. We should have something ready for viewing within the next few days.
What I am going to do differently this time around is not conform to a set release schedule. I'm gonna make the comics as I feel like it and as the jokes come to me. Hopefully, without the pressure of a constant release schedule I can work more on refining the artwork and making sure nothing is rushed out.
Having said that... please keep in mind this is still a series of silly low-brow cartoon strips so... don't be expecting DaVinci level art here or anything. SYAC has never been a series where the art was meant to look like a DC comic book, an
Catch my pageviews new list (600points)Next month there will be another list. I make a new journal and you get a notifyCatch my pageviews new list (600points)4 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
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Cheap Easy Vegetarian Dishes?So, I am not a cook. Not in the remotest sense of the word, mostly because I have neither time nor patience for cooking.Cheap Easy Vegetarian Dishes?4 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm wondering, then, if you guys have any recommendations for vegetarian dishes? Pretty easy and cheap?
Tikki Masala (comes in a jar) with rice - Mmmmmm, so easy to make (literally just heat it up and dump it on the rice) and so good. Usually costs 5 dollars a jar and makes about 10 meals.
Veggie Pasta sauce with noodles ($1.00 for noodles, $2.50 for sauce, makes tons of food, super easy)
Fettuccine Alfredo sauce with alfredo noodles ($1.00 for noodles, $2.50 for sauce, same, super easy).
Breakfast burritos - local cage-free eggs, cheese, tortilla, and occasionally morningstar farms veggie sausage. I usually hate veggie substitutes, but I prefer the taste of veggie sausage.
- I can mix these up, making just eggs, just eggs/sausage, or omelets, or eggs in a basket (egg fried in bread), french toast, blueberry
House Doodle VideoIf you haven't seen it yet, check out the Video on YoutubeHouse Doodle Video3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Mias and Elle is finally here.Bloody hell, I've not written a journal all year yet. As I'm currently bed ridden with a cold/flu, now's a good a time as any to update the goings on in my life.Mias and Elle is finally here.10 months ago in Personal More Like This
Something you might have noticed, is that I finally pulled my trousers up and started the Mias and Elle comic! Hoorah! Look, two pages already. *fanfair do-do-doo-do-do-doooooo!*
I've been working really hard to get a buffer on the comic so I can update weekly, I'm currently on page 7 and it's frustrating me so much I cannot work on it today. I'm so excited to get the Prologue finished and onto the main event/s. The next step is to sort out a website to host the comic and set up a Patreon or Kickstarter. I really want to dedicate all my time to this project and if I can find a way to make this my living then that'd be a dream come true. Doing this would mean I'd update at least two times a week and not have to juggle it around my Storyboarding jobs (which have been great
Suggest People for FeatureEdit there is an updated version of this journal hereSuggest People for Feature3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
comments added to this journal will still be featured
So as a group and as a personal project I would like to give more exposure to new artists and help people find inspiration.
What I was thinking is we compile 2 lists :
Newbies For deviants 5 months or under who you think deserve exposure
This is a one off list so get suggestions in asap
For deviants you find inspirational and would like to share with others
When suggesting inspirational deviants could you write a short sentence as to why
3 suggestions per deviant
Please don't use :dev: or any of