Request: Big Brother!Spain (x) Sister!ReaderRequest: Big Brother!Spain (x) Sister!Reader3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Come on say it."
"Not a chance."
"Please? For me?"
"I said no!"
"Don't you have to be bothering someone else?!"
"Not until 9."
Spain sighed as he watched Norway and Iceland have their usual argument. He couldn’t remember the last time he had been called 'big brother'. After most of his little colonies grew up and got their independence, he had talked very little to any of them. How he missed the days when they all were together. Maybe he could try and follow Norway's example and just ask, but who should he try it with first?
A sudden, random memory from his past hit him like a ton of bricks.
~Le Flashback; Ohonhon~
Spain descended his ship and look around the land. Not much out of the ordinary; some trees, grass, a couple birds, the Sunlight was harsh by normal person standards, but he was used to it by now. No one seemed to be around, though. "I claim these lands in the name of España
Of Horseshoes, Apples and Feathers: Chapter 1Of Horseshoes, Apples and Feathers: Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter One: These New Feelings
An Appledash-Scootabloom Fic
Applejack was quietly sitting under a tree in Sweet Apple Acres, patiently waiting for her best friend Rainbow Dash, who was in her way because Applejack had invited her to a friendly competition of Horseshoes that afternoon. AJ loved having a good day with Dash, because every competition, every race, every fight, every discussion just made her like Rainbow even more. She had become her best friend in no-time, she felt a connection with Rainbow Dash she had never felt with nopony else, she felt like the two of them, were just one pony, like they were part of the same entity, around Dash she felt safe, confident, happy, complete and many times, she felt alone when she wasn't there, even if she was with her family, or the rest of their friends. Yes, she was her best friend, because, what other relation could make her feel that way towards anypony? None Right?
Nearby, Rainbow Dash wa
The Alicorn TheoryHere’s my theory regarding Twilight’s Ascension:The Alicorn Theory3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Yes, she is an Alicorn, but by no means is she immortal.
You see, high above Equestria, higher than Canterlot or the mountain it resides on, there live the Ancient Ones, the first ponies in existence. The Ancient Ones represents aspects of the world, and most of them are organizes by opposites;
- Fire and Water
- Earth and Sky
- Time and Space
- Day and Night
- Wisdom and Love
So as long as the sun and the moon exist, so too are Celestia and Luna. As long as things such as fire, water, the earth, etc. exists, these Alicorns are effectively immortal. Cadence is NOT immortal, rather being the offspring of the affair of the Goddess of Love and a mortal pony, thus making her a demigod with mortal blood.
While many of the God reside in the place called the Eternal Valley, Celestia and Luna chose to remain below, a choice made after the imprisonment of Discord.
As powerful as the Ancient Ones are, they one thing they could not
Keep calm and flutter on - Alternate endingOnce the six of them arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, it turned out that things were a lot worse than they'd originally thought it would be. There had been bad floods before, but this was on a whole other level. The water was so high now that Applejack's family had to get around by way of makeshift boats they'd made out of large wooden buckets. They were all doing what they could, but it was clear that this situation wasn't going to get better anytime soon. A sentiment that Applejack herself now voiced.Keep calm and flutter on - Alternate ending3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I've never seen the floodin this bad. They've built dams around here before, but never like this. What's goin on?" She asked.
The five ponies, Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Rainbow Dash, all stood on a nearby hill, looking down at the devastation the floods were causing. Further down the land, where the beavers had built their unusually extensive dams, Fluttershy, still bearing her elements, was hovering above the nearest dam and was trying to speak to one of the beavers. Mo
ForgivenessAs she stood on the marble balcony, gazing out on the setting sun, her thoughts began to wonder. Princess Celestia, guardian of the day and co-ruler of Equestria, had been sensing the rising darkness for some time now. It had been small at first, not worth thinking about. But as time went on, it began to grow in her mind and began to trouble her to no end. She knew that sooner or later she would have to address it. But how to do so?Forgiveness3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She raised her head and looked out on the brilliantly orange sun touching the horizon before her. She sighed and closed her eyes. Her horn began to glow it's usual yellow as the glowing orb moved further down. A few minutes passed and soon enough, there was darkness across the land. Celestia opened her eyes and looked up at the sky. Darkness but no moon. No stars. She hated seeing the sky like this. Her sister always made it so beautiful. But before she could work the night sky, it always looked so lifeless to her, so dead. A sentiment Luna herself shared.
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #91, 92, 93!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#91) Me and my boyfriend have been bronies from the beginning and we've been thinking about having a kid. We heard somewhere that they can inject animal DNA into the womb in the first few weeks to give the child animal-like features. We think this would be the coolest thing ever but we fear others will frown on it and our beautiful pony child will be looked down upon. What advice do you have for me?
Answer: I think your sources are quite credible. You can, indeed, inject animal DNA into the womb to create animal-human hybrids. That's why you quite often see dog-boys, cat-girls and giraffe-children walking around town centres. It's becoming more acceptable nowadays, but you might want to give it a few more years before you try it out, just to avoid the beast-baby facing ridicule at school. They may have an elephant-teacher, which would help the child feel more 'normal', but if all the class-mates are human, or another form of animal hybrid, it could be difficult for them
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #101/02/03!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#101) Why do so many bronies lie about their gender? So many (guys) pretend to be girls and it's weird. This one guy pretended he was a slutty girl pony so guys would sex roleplay with him and treat him nicer and flirt with him. Am I the only person who thinks this is creepy? You shouldn't lie about who you are, should you?
Answer: Of course you shouldn't lie about who you are. You should know everything about everyone. I don't befriend someone unless I know at least the following details: what their blood type is; where they grew up; if they have a history of heart failure in the family; when they started to walk; what their first word was; how many kids they plan on having (if any); and so on. The list is endless, and even then you can't trust people.
Concealing information is fair enough, but lying about information is a bit of an odd one. On the one hand you have the power to be whoever you want to be online – if you're a weedy, anxious individual who can't co
Four Seasons [Summer]Summer.Four Seasons [Summer]3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Approximately 3 months later...
It's a beautiful sun shiny summer day. The sun is shining brightly down on me, clear blue sky with fluffy clouds to and fro.
The sun feels absolutely blissful as it kisses my olive skin.
The temperature was tolerable, the skies were ever so blue, and the wind blew ominously.
It was summer after all, and I couldn't feel any better.
This summer heat was everything that reminded me of home. Considering the fact that we only have 2 seasons, namely wet and dry, it just gives me pleasant memories and calmed down my nerves than I've had.
It's the season that made me more alive.
My legs are outstretched against the crisp sweet grass, tickling my bare legs and arms. I'm wearing my blue shorts, pale blue tank and white off-shoulder shirt. Half of my long jet black hair is tied up in an unfinished bun while my recently black manicured feet are bare, sinking into the fresh grass.
I'm like a lazy cat, rolling over to my sides basking myself into this
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #79, 80, 81!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #79, 80, 81!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#79) As a woman should I be worried that the people that run our fandom are guys primarily (example: Equestria Daily)? I must say I was a bit offended when I saw sexualized ponies getting featured.
Answer: This is a fantastic question, because it's so multi-faceted and it raises genuine points about larger issues that exist in society. Despite feminism and suffrage, and policies that increasingly purport to grant women greater levels of equality, women are still marginalized in a lot of circumstances.
It's fair to say that Equestria Daily is a male-run website. You have the occasional female admin (Phoe springs to mind) but naturally, Sethisto is the dominating force of the website, and, I imagine, the one with the power to accept and veto the overall decisions that Equestria Daily makes. A simple glance over the site suggests that it's run by men, for men: you can quite frequently see images of ponies in 'sexualised' poses, and on more than one occasion they've linked t
Daddy Discord (Genderbent)[Screwloose]Daddy Discord (Genderbent)4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
So there you are my Mom, a statue oh so cold so dead
You tore their world apart and every pony lost their head
Now I must carry on making Chaos for you instead
Cause you are my Mommy Eris and I am a piece of you!
'I miss you Mommy'
Please do not cry mah boi your mommu is still very here
And when I do bust out we can respread the random fear
Our joy will be their pain as their world drowns in chocolate rain
Cause I am your Mommy Eris and you are a piece of me!
Remember that one time you took me to that baseball game?
I got my Cutie mark
And things were never quite the same
My wild pitches flew driving the ponies all insane
(Screwloose)Cause you are my Mommy Eris and I am a piece of you!
(Eris)Cause I am your Mommy Eris and You are a piece of me!
Oh simple spawn of mine with you I would be so lost
You have stuck by my side
No matter what the tragic cost
Your crazed imagined thoug
Guardians' HelpersHe knew he was growing up. Jamie nervously twiddled his thumbs, eyes never leaving his trembling fingers. He briefly glanced at the clock beside his bed. It was midnight. Jack was late. Jamie sighed in frustration. The immortal teen said he would be there! He said after the first snowfall, he'd come and they would talk and-Guardians' Helpers3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Boo!" With a scream, Jamie jumped off his bed and spun around. The teenager slouched as he saw Jack Frost behind him, laughing his head off.
"Ha ha," Jamie said sarcastically, "you're hilarious."
"I try," Jack responded as he took a small bow. With a flick of his wrist, his staff was laid across his shoulders. "Miss me?"
"Hardly," Jamie scoffed, shoving the other teen playfully.
"Awe, I'm crushed." The winter spirit adopted a mock hurt expression. Jamie simply laughed.
"You planning a snow day any time soon? I could really use it." Jack plopped down on Jamie's bed after leaning his staff against the night table.
"Now you're using me for getting out of school? Geez,
Typical Brony Leaving the FandomI'm leaving the pony fandom;Typical Brony Leaving the Fandom3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm done with all the gossiping and the bitching,
The back-stabbing and the gender-switching
Between people who pretend they're something
They're not. 
I'm getting out of the fandom;
I'm sick of its porn and its gore,
Its darker side and its desire for more
To join the herd of egotistical pricks
Like them. 
I'm tired of this fandom;
I'm bored by endless proverbs and morals,
By the puffed-up glands of internet quarrels
Of who loves and tolerates in greater amounts
And wins. 
I've had it with this fandom;
I'm hateful towards drama and exaggeration,
Towards those who react to every situation
That comes about and fucks with their next
Great idea. 
I've given up with this fandom;
I'm leaving DeviantArt and deactivating my account,
Leaving behind my reputation and getting out
Of this mess of a culture of childish
Well, I'm still in this fandom;
I decided to give it another shot,
Because without the bitching and the clop
Amy Rose - Mary Sue Test FunAmy Rose - Mary Sue Test Fun4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The Name: Amy Rose
+ Is the character named after you (this includes your first, middle, and last names, and any nicknames or online names you use)? [20 points]
+ Is the character's name an unusual spelling of a more common word or name? [3 points]
Nope~ Amy is a very common name.
(Japanese language has it as Emi because of the way they build their words using previously made character. They do it for the sound: not for the spelling)
+ Is the character's name a noun or adjective not normally used as a name? [2 points]
+2 for last name (As according to first question)
+ Does the character's name contain unnecessary hyphens, apostrophes, or other punctuation? (e.g. M'chelle, Gloria-Angelica, etc.) [4 points]
Nuh uh ~
+ Does the character have more than one first, middle, or last name, without reason? [3 points]
Nope. She doesn't even HAVE a middle
Derpy's ProtectorDerpy's Protector3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The delicious aroma of a pot of fresh soup floated through the quaint Ponyville home, a grey pegasus stirring it as it sat upon the stove. Her wings occasionally flapped, sending the warmth and smell through the area to the point where she was positive that her neighbors were going to beg for some at any moment.
A smile spread across her face as she heard the click of her front door and the sigh of her young filly.
"Hello, muffin," she happily chirped, hearing Dinky's saddlebags hit the floor. "How was your day at school?"
Waiting for her response, Derpy listened as her daughter's hooves clinked across the kitchen floor, making their way to the living room, which was soon followed by the sound of the young pony plopping herself down on the couch.
Sensing the distress in her daughter's actions, she abandoned her stirring and trotted into the living room, looking at her grey filly with concern. She watched as the pony intentionally avoided her gaze.
"Dinky, what's wrong?" the mother inqu
Sonic X - Mobians Unite: Chapter 2Chapter 2: Fake or pure?Sonic X - Mobians Unite: Chapter 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hunger was the main problem right now. She was lost in this world, aimlessly wandering around in the night. Hungry, tired and sore. But most of all hungry. Oh god how she was hungry. She felt like she could eat a horse if she saw one.
The Mobian sat down on a patch of grass, pretty much in the middle of nowhere and crossed her arms while looking at the sky. She hadn't eaten a single meal for a week now. Fortunately she had been getting over some small supplies of water.
"Dear, oh dear. How am I ever going to survive this? I don't even know where I am." She felt that if her situation would continue like this, she'd die. She didn't want to. She was only fifteen years old.
The wind was blowing harshly on the little female Mobian. There were barely no trees nearby, but if she squinted, though she could see a huge mansion in the far distance. It would be her only chance of surviving. Hopefully she could get something to eat there. The fig
Makorra Week - Day 3: Genderbender~P~Makorra Week - Day 3: Genderbender3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
"Hey, Makoto, what do you think about going on a blind date?"
Makoto rolled her eyes at her sister's inquiry Bolan was always trying to set her up, get her "out into the dating world" so that she wasn't always hanging around their attic apartment. She usually brushed off her attempts, as she had more important things to focus on, but this was the last straw Makoto was irritated, and something needed to be said so that the Earthbender would learn to leave her sister's non-existent love life alone.
"Bolan," she started in a lecturing tone, "how many times to do I have to tell you that I'm not interested in a boyfriend? I don't care if you want one, go for it but I need to stay focussed on helping us win this Pro-Bending tournament."
Bolan crossed her arms at Makoto and smirked. "If you aren't interested in one, then why do I always catch you checking out Korro?" Upon seeing her sister's face redden, Bolan's smirk grew she knew she had back
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #46, 47, 48!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #46, 47, 48!3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#46) What's with the crazy adoration for brony 'celebrities' [people popular within the fandom]? Some of these people are treated as guests at conventions just as much as people working on the show. It pisses me off that the fandom worships certain popular bronies. What do you think of this?
Answer: It's important to remember that brony 'celebrities', as you put it, are just normal people. And, in some respects, yes, certain individuals are seen through rose-tinted glasses. I always find it amusing when fan-musicians, for example, are featured on guest lists for conventions above people such as Daniel Ingram, the guy responsible for most of the songs in the actual show.
Then again, the fandom likes its idols, and there's no point in getting pissed off just because said idols are receiving a great deal of praise. Most of the brony 'celebrities' deserve at least a portion of their fame, and so it seems fair to say that if people are willing to look up to these people
King Sombra's WarningKing Sombra's Warning3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
King Sombra's Warning
"Wow, today sure was great, wasn't it Twilight!" said Spike as he walked up the stairs with Twilight. They were both getting ready to go to bed after a long day of having saved Equestria once again and needed a lot of sleep.
"I mean, we saved the Crystal Empire, you passed your test, and I'm a hero now!" he continued excitedly. "Bet you weren't expecting that, eh?"
"Oh Spike…" said Twilight laughing, "…you were always a hero to me!"
"I know, but isn't it, like, just awesome that I have my own stained glass window in honor of what I've done now?!"
"It does feel pretty good to be in one of the stained glass windows in the Canterlot Palace. Of course it's traditional to always make one when somepony…or dragon, saves the day."
Spike stopped and started entering his little basket bed while Twilight continued on to her bed. She used her magic to lift the covers and began tucking herself in while talking to Spike.
"A lot has happened in the last f
The Party Hasn't Ended Part 5The Party Hasn't Ended Part 5 starring Rainbow DashThe Party Hasn't Ended Part 55 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight looked out the window of her study at the swirling black clouds and she frowned. "That is by far the strangest storm I have ever seen."
She had spent the afternoon trying to find information about the history of unnatural storms hitting Ponyville and by unnatural, she of course meant storms that had originated over the Everfree Forest rather than in the Storm Factory in Cloudsdale. But try as she may to concentrate, the whole business between Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie was preoccupying her.
She slammed the tome in front of her closed in frustration. "I've read that same sentence TEN TIMES now!" she muttered. "Confound these ponies! They drive me to distraction..."
She stared out the window. The whole town had been plunged into an eerie darkness. The winds that had come up around an hour ago were growing in intensity. The leaves of the tree the library had been built into shivered and rustled a
Review of MLP: FiM's Crystal EmpireReview of MLP: FiM's Crystal Empire3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The big two-parter has arrived! And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is kicking off with the Crystal Empire two-parter.
The first part is about Celestia giving Twilight the rather monumental test of finding a way to protect the Crystal Empire upon its mysterious return from the shadowy King Sombra (meaning shadow in Spanish).
And the second part is focuses more on Twilight finding the Crystal Heart which is key to stopping Sombra.
This two parter is easily the most visually stunning two-parter yet. Everything from movement to lighting to the absolutely gorgeous looking Crystal Empire is incredibly well-designed.
And surprisingly enough, darker as well. As in, there was more liberal use of black and shadows this time around, giving some pivotal scenes more atmosphere.
This willingness to be 'dark' just means that kids get a more well-rounded entertainment. They're gonna' have to use the potty on their own one day after all.
However, that's also the double-edge sword with Crystal Empi
The Luna Diaries- Entry 1Dear Diary,The Luna Diaries- Entry 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Well, I did what Tia said, 'Start a journal of your thoughts and feelings now that you are back.' I suppose she is right, it might help me to collect myself, focus on things, not to mention the fact that it will be good to have a record of my progress. I mean, I do have over a thousand years of Equestrian history to catch up on.
I just wish the spell that Tia gave me wouldn't change what I'm saying into so called 'Modern Equestrian.' Lazy and stupid if you ask me.
Well I suppose I should start by saying hello, or should I? I'm the only one that's meant to read this aren't I? I shouldn't have to say that my name is Luna and I am Princess of Equestria, what point does that serve other than to stroke my ego and create vanity within my heart. But it is strange to be sitting here in the dark with nothing but the glow of the magic and a single candle to help me see what I'm doing.
I like the dark, it is my element after all, but there is something about it now that feels… off. I