The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P1The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P13 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Danpak Code
A Hetalia-Style Parody of the Da Vinci Code
Starring you, Denmark, Norway, and a mysterious Bacon Cult!
This is an insane series in which you, the reader, must decipher the secret behind the Danish Bacon mystery with the help of your adopted father Norway and the handsome Mr Denmark.
When a strange event causes all the pigs farmers in Denmark to produce strange letters on their bacon packages and someone stumbles upon the answer as to why, you're work as an investigative reporter leads you into a smoky, smelly, world of ducking deranged butchers, people dressed up as bacon, helping your "father" survive, and trying not to fall in love with Mr Denmark - what terrible secret is being guarded that could destroy the fabric of the Danish Universe as we know it?
Since you were young and found abandoned in a Troll's den by Mr Norway and some of his helpful friends, you had always known one great fact about yourself - you did not like bacon. In Norway it was not such a big
Such Great Heights - Chapter ThreeSuch Great Heights - Chapter Three3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Such Great Heights'
*Disclaimer: All rights belong to Marvel. No profit is being made.
This story takes place in a Marvel Movieverse and after the incident in Thor.
Darcy crack the guest room door open to peek. She doesn't want the stranger to call her a pervert. Definitely something she doesn't want to be accused of. Luckily, no one's inside so the man is still in the showers. Quickly, she placed some extra clothing on the neatly made bed. Darcy seriously wouldn't want to catch him in his towels because gaping at him earlier was already awkward enough. Darcy seriously wished Jane would have done the job, but she's busy packing for the trip to SHIELD HQ later.
'Quick! No matter how much I want to see him in a towel, I don't want to see him in a towel!' she thought, turned to dash her way out of the door when she bumped into someone.
That someone is in a towel.
"Oh no, oh no!" she heard him say.
"Sorry! Sorry!" she apologized then
Such Great Heights - Chapter SevenSuch Great Heights - Chapter Seven3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Such Great Heights'
*Disclaimer: All rights belong to Marvel. No profit is being made.
This story takes place in a Marvel Movieverse and after the incident in Thor.
- Chapter Seven -
"Darcy, what are you doing?" stood tall next to Darcy, Buddy appeared in his t-shirt that he wore the day before, his face as clueless as ever.
"Finding 'Angry Pirate Mugger'." she simply answered. Placing some papers onto the windshield of some cars and sticking them onto the 7/11 store window. Where the two first met.
The two friends entered the store and Darcy gave Lee the Counter Man some flyers as well. Buddy manage to take one and read with a picture of his drawing;
One-Eyed Old Man
Possibly an Angry Pirate and a Mugger
"Do you think there are such person exists??' Buddy asked and gave the paper back to Lee the Counter Man. He too gave a puzzling look as he read the flyer.
Darcy only could smile and take some instant noodles from the rack, her eyes look straight at h
Under the Clouds a New WorldUnder the Clouds a New World3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Cutie Mark Poems
Ponies with Amorphis
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Under the Clouds a New World
All my life I had been weak on my wings
Helpless fly, unable to hold my own
All my life I had feared falling off the clouds
Scared I fell into world below my own
Had I seen the green world
Boundless beauty it offered
I saw wonders born of earth
Miracles of nature's work
On the ground I had been once scared to see
Thrived the world full of colors, light and life
All my life I had been weak on my wings
On the ground I am not afraid to fall
On the sky
Vaults of heaven gave me
Wings to fly above the clouds
Woodland creatures guided me
Breathe the air of living earth (the green earth )
Through the woods tranquil
I heard fauna's songs
Gentle wind told me stories of the land
Smiling I answered, understood their words
Learned to lo
I am My Own MonsterI am my own ghostI am My Own Monster3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Haunting my halls
Wallowing in the past
Feeling light as air, but
my feet are too heavy for me.
I am my own zombie
Hungry for a little more
Love, just enough
To fill the holes inside me
I am my own vampire
And from any ray of light
Thirsty for blood that
Is my own
I am my own werewolf
Wailing at the moon
And sprinting away
Instead I am running
For a silver bullet
I am everything I fear
Plus everything I hate
I am a ugly, hideous creature
Growing with hunger
Drifting like mist
More Than ThisMore Than This3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, I can feel victory... avoiding me." I whined, moving my piece on the monopoly board six spaces ahead. I landed on the "Go to Jail" for the nth time.
"Wow, you're sure unlucky, Popuri." Ann commented. In this round, both she and Karen were winning. They almost have all the properties on the board and had lots of money.
"She's not alone." Jack sighed, clutching what remains of his money. Jack and I were losing.
"Anyone want to loan from the bank?" Cliff announced. He was the banker of the game.
"No thanks." Jack and I replied in monotone. We both had big amounts of debts to the bank, reaching to five thousand. Cliff chuckled at us.
Just then, Sasha, Karen's mom, came in the room and hollered, "Popuri, your brother called. He's telling you to go home now."
"Oh!" I quickly stood up and looked at the wall clock. "8pm already?"
"Well, we have to end the game then." Karen announced. "See you guys tomorrow!"
"Cliff and I will take our leave; sorry we can't help clean up." Ann said as sh
Male!Aradia X Reader - Late Night Visit...Aradia. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.Male!Aradia X Reader - Late Night Visit1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Hi Aradia," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The handsome burgundy-blooded he-troll gave a small smile as he nodded to you in greeting.
"Hey, ______. I was wondering when you'd get here." He took a step back and opened the door a bit wider for you to come inside, and you gladly entered, giving him a smile and a small nod as you slipped past him into the hive.
"Yeah, sorry about that. I kinda lost track of the time. But I'm here now." You turned to look at him as he closed and locked the door before turning back to you. You tilted your head. "What exactly did you invite me over here for, Aradia?"
The male grinned, his pearly white fangs catching a little of the dim light in the entryway to his hive. "Well," he began, "I was thinking that maybe since you were so helpful to me when my hive
Christmastime Curses (Homestuck X Reader) PrologueChristmastime CursesChristmastime Curses (Homestuck X Reader) Prologue10 months ago in Romance More Like This
??? X Reader
You glanced around the living room, a contended sigh escaping your pink lips. You and your parents had just finished decorating the place for the Christmas party you were throwing the next night. Since a lot of your father's coworkers were going to be there, he had decided that everything had to be absolutely perfect to make sure they were impressed. Considering how beautiful the place looked now, they'd have to be inhuman not to be impressed, at least in your humble opinion.
"Ugh, if I see anymore of this twinkling rainbow bullshittery, it's gonna make me physically ill."
Biting back a snarky comeback, you slowly turned to face your little brother, who was currently glaring at the festive lights that hung from the tree and every exposed rafter. Carson had never exactly been full of Christmas cheer, but you were pretty sure he was just being rude to be rude this time.
"Well, if you had been around to help, maybe you could have convinced
Slenderman X Reader Part 6The warm relaxing dark of sleep encased you in softness, keeping you from dreaming but that didn't matter. You were content to stay in this comforting limbo as long as the night would let you. Creeping in on the fringes of your mind was a song you remembered from youtube, a beautiful song...Slenderman X Reader Part 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All the children try to run
To him it's part of the fun
The rhythm danced around you, lacing through your hair and bubbling over your skin, pulling you from this dark no-place. You felt your throat swell, rise and fall, your voice swinging to the melody.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie
You most certainly will die
Weightless, you flipped and twisted in the air, mimmicking acrobats in the circus. Your face contorted in deep concentration, pushing through the open space and harmonizing with the song.
His branching arms are for collecting
His face is empty of express
Flavours and Fun - TereziNote: (f/a) = favourite animalFlavours and Fun - Terezi2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adjusting your police uniform (it may be a Halloween costume, but you got to look presentable, right?), you gave a small grin to your reflection in the mirror of your shared bedroom. You tilted your hat slightly and fixed your (h/l) ponytail. When you heard the door open, you took the homemade badge you made, put it in your pocket and slowly walked over to the entrance.
“(y/n)?” your matesprit said, raising en eyebrow. You could tell she smelt something different off of you, most probably the uniform. You adjusted your sunglasses and stood up tall and firm, trying to give off the impression you were a really serious officer.
She may be blind, but she was far from stupid; with her ability to smell and taste things to make up for her lack of vision, she was able to sense and understand the world around her like anyone else capable of seeing. It was like she was able to see in her own way. She was a unique troll in her own way and you loved her f
Be BluntContains: HoennshippingBe Blunt1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. All rights belong to their owners.
A/N: I changed the ending and the lines. I feel that this story needed a lot of editing. Sorry for the changes.
On one rainy day in Littleroot Town, a teenager wearing a black T-Shirt and ¾ black pants, sits on his bed, looking bored and depressed at the dark, gloomy sky beyond his window. He has a lot of things in mind, such as how to complete the National Pokedex. However, one of them that overwhelm his other thoughts is a certain brunette girl that he just can't get out of his mind.
Ever since they first met a few years ago, he couldn't just forget about her. Everytime he sees her smile, her somewhat clumsy personality and her battling skills whenever they battle, he couldn't help but find her amazing. In fact, he thought that her clumsiness actually makes her a lot cuter. But the question is: How to tell her?
Suddenly, a thud sound is heard, causing him to jolt and jumped to th
Once upon a time Dave x Reader Once upon a time.Once upon a time Dave x Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Who starts a story with that anymore? Well I guess your story did happen once upon a time. You see it all started with a brave young knight named Dave.
Your name is Lady (Name). You’re a lady in the court of King White the same court as the Knight Dave. Every day you’d stand on your balcony, which over looked the courtyard and watched as Dave practiced his sword fighting. Every afternoon you’d ride through the forest and catch a glimpse of him riding ahead of you. All you really wanted was to say hello but you were just too shy. Not to mention that every lady in the court was in love with the knight. You had no chance what so ever to win him over.
One afternoon while sitting in the garden your friend Jade came up and sat down beside you. “(Name) how was your ride?” She asked. “Oh, it went well” you said staring off into space. “Did you see Dave again?” She asked even though she already knew the answer.
Nipping At Your Nose (Jack Frost X Reader, Part 7)Nipping At Your Nose (Jack Frost X Reader, Part 7)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The past hour has been spent showing you around North's -as you now know he's called - workshop. As you followed him through the chaos of Yetis and elves, he explained to you with a Russian accent that when you arrived, you'd had severe frostbite in your hands due to the fact that the melted snow that your mittens soaked up froze again. He'd fixed them up to the best of his ability, though, so your fingers should be totally fine, soon. Emphasis on should be. North made it clear to you that he had done all that he possibly could to save your fingers, but it was now up to fate to decide whether they would heal or not.
With that thought burdening your mind, you reach the end of your tour of the workshop. North tells you that there's still one more thing to show you, though. He leads you through a pair of massive double doors, and in the center of the room, is a globe, with small lights all over it.
"What is this?" You ask, as your w
My Eyes Will Speak My Heart: Chapter Three: Part 3My Eyes Will Speak My HeartMy Eyes Will Speak My Heart: Chapter Three: Part 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Sometimes, your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.”
Chapter Three, Part III
I watched as Lev disappeared from sight and broke away down the boardwalk. Slowly, I brought my hand to my face and massaged my skin where he had slapped me. A sharp pain filled me as I collapsed down onto the sand and began to sob. I felt torn into pieces, my heart racing as I tried to catch my breath, all of it inexplicable.
“What the hell did I do?” I cried out to myself. “What happened?!”
“You broke his heart,” a voice came from behind me.
“Fuck off, Marsha,” I said
StrengthStrength8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The fight was still fresh in her mind. The yelling the insults... all of it was still echoing within her brain. She closed her eyes, trying not to picture the broken vase that lie in shattered ruins on the living room floor. But it was as if trying to avoid the image only made it that much stronger. She could see each individual shard of glass, the late afternoon sun rays from the bay window dancing across their surface and casting rainbows on the adjacent wall. And she could see his face reflecting in each and every one of those pieces of glass, all giving her that empty, far away look.
This expression, this mask he wore, was becoming a frequent occurrence. She knew what was behind it though. His eyes were bad liars. It was so clear to her that with each argument, with each nasty name that was swapped back and forth between the two, one more section of his heart was breaking off.
It never used to be like this, she thought as she clutched her knees to her chest. The name ca
Andley One-Shot!Ashley's POV:Andley One-Shot!3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Today was the day I was going to confess.
I'm sure of it.
I Had to tell him how I feel.
Before it's to late.
Today, is when Andy and Juliet get married.
I'm happy for them, and I like Juliet, But...I love Andy.
Yes, Me, the Manwhore of the group, loves the person with the pretty blue eyes, and the nice smile.
But he's getting married.
He was so happy telling me, the night when he came home from his date with Juliet, he proposed.
On the outside, I was happy for him.
The inside..? My heart felt like it was torn out of my chest, and stomped on.
"Ash? You okay?"
I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard Jake's voice ran through my ears.
I nodded, standing next to Andy, Jake, and Jinxx on the Altar.
Andy asked if I wanted to be his best man.
So I said yes, of course I did.
The music slowly started in the church, showing that Juliet was ready to see her soon-to-be husband.
The doors opened, revealing Juliet and her Father walking down the aisle.
She kept her eyes on Andy
Snapped! Italy x Reader - To Preserve This Love"You know [Name]. . ." Italy said to you as you entered his warm home, a large smile on his face and amber eyes open for once.Snapped! Italy x Reader - To Preserve This Love2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You look wonderful now. . . " He said, coming closer and wrapping his arms around your waist. It wasn't unusual for Italy to compliment you, or that he gave you a hug, but there was this gut feeling that told you something was wrong. That you should pull away and leave quickly. Italy's arms tightened around, not to the point of hurting, but it was noticeable. "Don't you think that one day your beauty will be stained?"
"W-What do you mean?" You asked, feeling defensive and shocked at the sudden question.
"Hmm~? Nothing! Just a thought~ I'll go make some pasta~" The cheerful Italian said, turning and leaving.
You just stood there, a cold chill was sent down your spine as the words your Italian lover spoke replayed continuously in your head.
Your beauty, being stained?
The chilling thought of your blood being what stained it stay
Chibi Commission FormChibi Commission Form3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
This commission form is specifically for chibis, and it's adapted from the character description form. I created it so you won't have to fill out the entire form if you're only asking for a chibi.
Colorpicker.com allows you to pick exact colors and describe them with hexadecimal codes (for example, white is #ffffff). Feel free to provide codes so I can make the colors exact.
Hair: Please mention color, length,* texture, and typical style. Are there bangs and/or layers? Does it cover your character's ears? Where is it parted? If your character usually wears it one way but occasionally wears it a different way, feel free to say so—it gives me more creative license.
Age: Adults will look a little different from teens or children.
Body Type: thin, fat or average; if female, how much of a figure (may not be obvious)
Race: as in, White, African, Asian, etc.
Skin Color: Please b
Flavours and Fun - Homestuck x Fem!ReaderAgenda of Future ReferenceFlavours and Fun - Homestuck x Fem!Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(y/n) = your name
(l/n) = your last name
(f/n) = friend’s name
xe/xer = gender neutral replacement of “he” and “she”
(e/c) = eye color
(h/c) = hair color
(h/l) hair length
(s) = size
(f/c) = favourite color
(s/c) = second favourite color
^_^_^ = change of point of view
**** = time skip
You sighed slightly as you looked at the crowd in front of you. You were at the supermarket doing your groceries, taking advantage of the fact you had no university courses to go to today, when you found out that the certain food that your boyfriend/girlfriend – or matesprit in xer culture – had a fondness for was on special, two bags of it for the price of one. Knowing how much your matesprit loved that food and how rare it went on special, you went on the hunt to find it. What you didn’t expect was that there would practically be a herd of desperate bitches (that was your lovely nickname f
Slenderman X Reader Part 7"(Your name)..."Slenderman X Reader Part 72 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A bright light shined on your face, you squinted your eyes and tried to focus on the figure in front of you "Hey? Are you dead?"
Another voice sounded "She's got a heartbeat, BEN. I don't think she would be dead if she has a heartbeat."
BEN replied "Well there's a first for everything and she seems to be the first for A LOT."
Something sharp poked your side which sent you straight into dumb ninja mode, you jumped right out of the sheets immediately and karate chopped the air randomly. Once again, you would DEFINITELY die in a scary movie. Your eyes adjusted to the sunlight coming from the large window beside your bed and you identified Eyeless Jack as the other person talking, and as the culprit of your rude awakening for he held a pen in his right hand. He waved his hands in the air "Whoa! Calm down there!"
You frowned "I wasn't expecting some stalkers watching me while I slept!"
Jack laughed and shook his head "Don't look at me! BEN here stood by your door about half
:Forbidden- Ch 9::Forbidden- Ch 9:3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What's going on?" AJ asked, an eyebrow rising in confusion. "Why are we going to Cain's? I thought you and Talen"
"I want to get him back," I interrupted, putting my hands to my temples and rubbing slowly. "I realized how much he meant to me when I left him."
"What were you doing for the past two weeks that kept you from calling or texting me? You could have at least told me you were okay!"
"Nothing," I laughed dryly and stared at my hands. "Literally."
"You don't know how worried I was. I'm serious."
I glanced over at AJ, his blue hair was disheveled and dark bags were under his eyes, making him look older than he really was by a few years. He looked like he hadn't slept in days.
"Why would you worry?"
"Because you're my best friend. I care about you, man."
I turned my head away, my eyes lowering and my cheeks turning a light shade of pink.
"W- Well," I stuttered. "You shouldn't."
"Yes. I definitely should," He laughed a bit, raising a
Mr. Snow Miser (John X Reader)Mr. Snow MiserMr. Snow Miser (John X Reader)9 months ago in Romance More Like This
John X Reader
I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle,
I'm Mister Ten Below.
You glared out at the snow that was falling just outside your window. An irritated sigh left your lips, your warm breath fogging up the glass. You thought you would have been used to this weather by now; after all, you'd been living in northern Washington ever since starting college two years ago. But, sadly, it seemed as though you just weren't cut out for this much snow.
To make matters worse, it was almost Christmas, and, considering the fact that you were pretty much broke, you wouldn't be able to visit with your family. On top of that, most of your friends had already gone home for winter break, leaving you alone in your little apartment. You didn't mind too much, since you'd do the same if you had the funds, but it definitely made life a lot more boring.
Oh well, sulking wasn't going to make you any warmer.
Shivering, you were about to head to the kitchen for