The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P1The Danpak Code ReaderxDetective!Denmark P12 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Danpak Code
A Hetalia-Style Parody of the Da Vinci Code
Starring you, Denmark, Norway, and a mysterious Bacon Cult!
This is an insane series in which you, the reader, must decipher the secret behind the Danish Bacon mystery with the help of your adopted father Norway and the handsome Mr Denmark.
When a strange event causes all the pigs farmers in Denmark to produce strange letters on their bacon packages and someone stumbles upon the answer as to why, you're work as an investigative reporter leads you into a smoky, smelly, world of ducking deranged butchers, people dressed up as bacon, helping your "father" survive, and trying not to fall in love with Mr Denmark - what terrible secret is being guarded that could destroy the fabric of the Danish Universe as we know it?
Since you were young and found abandoned in a Troll's den by Mr Norway and some of his helpful friends, you had always known one great fact about yourself - you did not like bacon. In Norway it was not such a big
Such Great Heights - Chapter ThreeSuch Great Heights - Chapter Three2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Such Great Heights'
*Disclaimer: All rights belong to Marvel. No profit is being made.
This story takes place in a Marvel Movieverse and after the incident in Thor.
Darcy crack the guest room door open to peek. She doesn't want the stranger to call her a pervert. Definitely something she doesn't want to be accused of. Luckily, no one's inside so the man is still in the showers. Quickly, she placed some extra clothing on the neatly made bed. Darcy seriously wouldn't want to catch him in his towels because gaping at him earlier was already awkward enough. Darcy seriously wished Jane would have done the job, but she's busy packing for the trip to SHIELD HQ later.
'Quick! No matter how much I want to see him in a towel, I don't want to see him in a towel!' she thought, turned to dash her way out of the door when she bumped into someone.
That someone is in a towel.
"Oh no, oh no!" she heard him say.
"Sorry! Sorry!" she apologized then
I am My Own MonsterI am my own ghostI am My Own Monster2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Haunting my halls
Wallowing in the past
Feeling light as air, but
my feet are too heavy for me.
I am my own zombie
Hungry for a little more
Love, just enough
To fill the holes inside me
I am my own vampire
And from any ray of light
Thirsty for blood that
Is my own
I am my own werewolf
Wailing at the moon
And sprinting away
Instead I am running
For a silver bullet
I am everything I fear
Plus everything I hate
I am a ugly, hideous creature
Growing with hunger
Drifting like mist
Such Great Heights - Chapter SevenSuch Great Heights - Chapter Seven2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Such Great Heights'
*Disclaimer: All rights belong to Marvel. No profit is being made.
This story takes place in a Marvel Movieverse and after the incident in Thor.
- Chapter Seven -
"Darcy, what are you doing?" stood tall next to Darcy, Buddy appeared in his t-shirt that he wore the day before, his face as clueless as ever.
"Finding 'Angry Pirate Mugger'." she simply answered. Placing some papers onto the windshield of some cars and sticking them onto the 7/11 store window. Where the two first met.
The two friends entered the store and Darcy gave Lee the Counter Man some flyers as well. Buddy manage to take one and read with a picture of his drawing;
One-Eyed Old Man
Possibly an Angry Pirate and a Mugger
"Do you think there are such person exists??' Buddy asked and gave the paper back to Lee the Counter Man. He too gave a puzzling look as he read the flyer.
Darcy only could smile and take some instant noodles from the rack, her eyes look straight at h
Under the Clouds a New WorldUnder the Clouds a New World3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Cutie Mark Poems
Ponies with Amorphis
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Under the Clouds a New World
All my life I had been weak on my wings
Helpless fly, unable to hold my own
All my life I had feared falling off the clouds
Scared I fell into world below my own
Had I seen the green world
Boundless beauty it offered
I saw wonders born of earth
Miracles of nature's work
On the ground I had been once scared to see
Thrived the world full of colors, light and life
All my life I had been weak on my wings
On the ground I am not afraid to fall
On the sky
Vaults of heaven gave me
Wings to fly above the clouds
Woodland creatures guided me
Breathe the air of living earth (the green earth )
Through the woods tranquil
I heard fauna's songs
Gentle wind told me stories of the land
Smiling I answered, understood their words
Learned to lo
[annabeth didn't cry.]annabeth didn't cry.[annabeth didn't cry.]2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
or maybe she did, but it didn't feel real.
nothing was real [anymore].
she wanted to cry, to crumple and let the rock hard lump of anger and fear bleed out of
but the feeling stayed, weighty in her chest, and all she knew was a dull melancholia.
"you should really eat something."
"you need to keep your strength up."
"we're worried about you."
"are you going to be okay?"
her body had become weak.
the others kept talking, kept asking questions.
she wanted to bruise them, to break them, so they would understand, but her arms and legs were weak.
"you haven't eaten in two days."
i've been waiting here for years. she wanted to scream.
the first day they found her outside of her cabin, she looked strong again, at least to them.
but she'd always been strong.
she shredded and ripped and her cherry blood stained the remains of the training dummy in front of her. but they left her alone because they knew that if sh
Male!Aradia X Reader - Late Night Visit...Aradia. You grinned, trying to hide any of your previous apprehension at visiting your secret crush's hive.Male!Aradia X Reader - Late Night Visit6 months ago in Romance More Like This
"Hi Aradia," you say raising a hand and giving a tiny wave. "Can I come in?"
The handsome burgundy-blooded he-troll gave a small smile as he nodded to you in greeting.
"Hey, ______. I was wondering when you'd get here." He took a step back and opened the door a bit wider for you to come inside, and you gladly entered, giving him a smile and a small nod as you slipped past him into the hive.
"Yeah, sorry about that. I kinda lost track of the time. But I'm here now." You turned to look at him as he closed and locked the door before turning back to you. You tilted your head. "What exactly did you invite me over here for, Aradia?"
The male grinned, his pearly white fangs catching a little of the dim light in the entryway to his hive. "Well," he began, "I was thinking that maybe since you were so helpful to me when my hive
Spring HaikusSmall green shoots ariseSpring Haikus3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Pushing aside sleepy grit
Greedy for the sun
Leaves unfurl, stalks twist
Verdant carpets show once more
In a waking world
Slenderman X Reader Part 6The warm relaxing dark of sleep encased you in softness, keeping you from dreaming but that didn't matter. You were content to stay in this comforting limbo as long as the night would let you. Creeping in on the fringes of your mind was a song you remembered from youtube, a beautiful song...Slenderman X Reader Part 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All the children try to run
To him it's part of the fun
The rhythm danced around you, lacing through your hair and bubbling over your skin, pulling you from this dark no-place. You felt your throat swell, rise and fall, your voice swinging to the melody.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie
You most certainly will die
Weightless, you flipped and twisted in the air, mimmicking acrobats in the circus. Your face contorted in deep concentration, pushing through the open space and harmonizing with the song.
His branching arms are for collecting
His face is empty of express
Flavours and Fun - TereziNote: (f/a) = favourite animalFlavours and Fun - Terezi1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adjusting your police uniform (it may be a Halloween costume, but you got to look presentable, right?), you gave a small grin to your reflection in the mirror of your shared bedroom. You tilted your hat slightly and fixed your (h/l) ponytail. When you heard the door open, you took the homemade badge you made, put it in your pocket and slowly walked over to the entrance.
“(y/n)?” your matesprit said, raising en eyebrow. You could tell she smelt something different off of you, most probably the uniform. You adjusted your sunglasses and stood up tall and firm, trying to give off the impression you were a really serious officer.
She may be blind, but she was far from stupid; with her ability to smell and taste things to make up for her lack of vision, she was able to sense and understand the world around her like anyone else capable of seeing. It was like she was able to see in her own way. She was a unique troll in her own way and you loved her f
Christmastime Curses (Homestuck X Reader) PrologueChristmastime CursesChristmastime Curses (Homestuck X Reader) Prologue1 month ago in Romance More Like This
??? X Reader
You glanced around the living room, a contended sigh escaping your pink lips. You and your parents had just finished decorating the place for the Christmas party you were throwing the next night. Since a lot of your father's coworkers were going to be there, he had decided that everything had to be absolutely perfect to make sure they were impressed. Considering how beautiful the place looked now, they'd have to be inhuman not to be impressed, at least in your humble opinion.
"Ugh, if I see anymore of this twinkling rainbow bullshittery, it's gonna make me physically ill."
Biting back a snarky comeback, you slowly turned to face your little brother, who was currently glaring at the festive lights that hung from the tree and every exposed rafter. Carson had never exactly been full of Christmas cheer, but you were pretty sure he was just being rude to be rude this time.
"Well, if you had been around to help, maybe you could have convinced
Let's Begin our Journey [Poke Professor Sycamore](Name) ran her fingers across the cool surface of the red and white orb in her hand, a smile coming to her lips. Inside of the ball laid her new Bulbasaur, the one that her beloved boyfriend had just given her. The woman couldn't be happier.Let's Begin our Journey [Poke Professor Sycamore]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Thank you very much, Sycamore." (Name) placed a gentle kiss on the Pokémon professor's cheek. "I love him already."
"I am quite pleased to hear that, (Name)." Sycamore smiled brightly, resting his hand on her shoulder. "I know you've wanted a Bulbasaur for years."
"That is true." (Name) agreed, nodding her head. "But you know, I'm no Pokémon trainer. I don't know anything at all about battling, actually." (Name) chuckled with a pleased smile.
"You don't have to battle it, dear. There's plenty of time in the world for you and Bulbasaur to do as you please. Kalos is a fantastic region, full of endless opportunities." Sycamore beamed. "If you'd like to battle, so be it. If it's not your thing, find something else." The man then leaned down, gently pu
Be BluntContains: HoennshippingBe Blunt5 months ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. All rights belong to their owners.
A/N: I changed the ending and the lines. I feel that this story needed a lot of editing. Sorry for the changes.
On one rainy day in Littleroot Town, a teenager wearing a black T-Shirt and ¾ black pants, sits on his bed, looking bored and depressed at the dark, gloomy sky beyond his window. He has a lot of things in mind, such as how to complete the National Pokedex. However, one of them that overwhelm his other thoughts is a certain brunette girl that he just can't get out of his mind.
Ever since they first met a few years ago, he couldn't just forget about her. Everytime he sees her smile, her somewhat clumsy personality and her battling skills whenever they battle, he couldn't help but find her amazing. In fact, he thought that her clumsiness actually makes her a lot cuter. But the question is: How to tell her?
Suddenly, a thud sound is heard, causing him to jolt and jumped to th
Once upon a time Dave x Reader Once upon a time.Once upon a time Dave x Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Who starts a story with that anymore? Well I guess your story did happen once upon a time. You see it all started with a brave young knight named Dave.
Your name is Lady (Name). You’re a lady in the court of King White the same court as the Knight Dave. Every day you’d stand on your balcony, which over looked the courtyard and watched as Dave practiced his sword fighting. Every afternoon you’d ride through the forest and catch a glimpse of him riding ahead of you. All you really wanted was to say hello but you were just too shy. Not to mention that every lady in the court was in love with the knight. You had no chance what so ever to win him over.
One afternoon while sitting in the garden your friend Jade came up and sat down beside you. “(Name) how was your ride?” She asked. “Oh, it went well” you said staring off into space. “Did you see Dave again?” She asked even though she already knew the answer.
More Than ThisMore Than This2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Okay, I can feel victory... avoiding me." I whined, moving my piece on the monopoly board six spaces ahead. I landed on the "Go to Jail" for the nth time.
"Wow, you're sure unlucky, Popuri." Ann commented. In this round, both she and Karen were winning. They almost have all the properties on the board and had lots of money.
"She's not alone." Jack sighed, clutching what remains of his money. Jack and I were losing.
"Anyone want to loan from the bank?" Cliff announced. He was the banker of the game.
"No thanks." Jack and I replied in monotone. We both had big amounts of debts to the bank, reaching to five thousand. Cliff chuckled at us.
Just then, Sasha, Karen's mom, came in the room and hollered, "Popuri, your brother called. He's telling you to go home now."
"Oh!" I quickly stood up and looked at the wall clock. "8pm already?"
"Well, we have to end the game then." Karen announced. "See you guys tomorrow!"
"Cliff and I will take our leave; sorry we can't help clean up." Ann said as sh
Mr. Snow Miser (John X Reader)Mr. Snow MiserMr. Snow Miser (John X Reader)3 days ago in Romance More Like This
John X Reader
I'm Mister White Christmas,
I'm Mister Snow.
I'm Mister Icicle,
I'm Mister Ten Below.
You glared out at the snow that was falling just outside your window. An irritated sigh left your lips, your warm breath fogging up the glass. You thought you would have been used to this weather by now; after all, you'd been living in northern Washington ever since starting college two years ago. But, sadly, it seemed as though you just weren't cut out for this much snow.
To make matters worse, it was almost Christmas, and, considering the fact that you were pretty much broke, you wouldn't be able to visit with your family. On top of that, most of your friends had already gone home for winter break, leaving you alone in your little apartment. You didn't mind too much, since you'd do the same if you had the funds, but it definitely made life a lot more boring.
Oh well, sulking wasn't going to make you any warmer.
Shivering, you were about to head to the kitchen for
Nipping At Your Nose (Jack Frost X Reader, Part 7)Nipping At Your Nose (Jack Frost X Reader, Part 7)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The past hour has been spent showing you around North's -as you now know he's called - workshop. As you followed him through the chaos of Yetis and elves, he explained to you with a Russian accent that when you arrived, you'd had severe frostbite in your hands due to the fact that the melted snow that your mittens soaked up froze again. He'd fixed them up to the best of his ability, though, so your fingers should be totally fine, soon. Emphasis on should be. North made it clear to you that he had done all that he possibly could to save your fingers, but it was now up to fate to decide whether they would heal or not.
With that thought burdening your mind, you reach the end of your tour of the workshop. North tells you that there's still one more thing to show you, though. He leads you through a pair of massive double doors, and in the center of the room, is a globe, with small lights all over it.
"What is this?" You ask, as your w
Terezi x reader Swim partyA red and teal one piece with cut out sides (just off the top of my head)….Terezi x reader Swim party1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You looked up where your friend had been standing only to find (him/her) gone, “(f/n)?” you got up and walked into the hall where you heard voices, “d1d sh3 l1k3 1t?” you recognized Terezi’s voice and you ran down the hall, screaming at the top of your lungs, “TTTEEEEEEREZZZIIIIIII!!!!!!” the teal blodded troll sniffed in your direction, she realized what was happening too late to brace herself. You connected with the troll and sent her to the floor, you laughing ontop of her.
“H3y (y/n)! H0W 4R3 Y0U?” you got off of her and helped her up, smiling and hugging her, “im doing well Terezi. How about you?” she licked your cheek and patted your back, “1m d01ng r34lly g00d! th4nks f0r 4sk1ng.” her face took on a look of concentration and she sniffed the air, finally she pointed to the discarded swim suit that you left on the floor, &
:Forbidden- Ch 9::Forbidden- Ch 9:2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"What's going on?" AJ asked, an eyebrow rising in confusion. "Why are we going to Cain's? I thought you and Talen"
"I want to get him back," I interrupted, putting my hands to my temples and rubbing slowly. "I realized how much he meant to me when I left him."
"What were you doing for the past two weeks that kept you from calling or texting me? You could have at least told me you were okay!"
"Nothing," I laughed dryly and stared at my hands. "Literally."
"You don't know how worried I was. I'm serious."
I glanced over at AJ, his blue hair was disheveled and dark bags were under his eyes, making him look older than he really was by a few years. He looked like he hadn't slept in days.
"Why would you worry?"
"Because you're my best friend. I care about you, man."
I turned my head away, my eyes lowering and my cheeks turning a light shade of pink.
"W- Well," I stuttered. "You shouldn't."
"Yes. I definitely should," He laughed a bit, raising a
For All Zack Fair FangirlsYou sit in the green grass of a meadow. You had just moved out here to the countryside of Gongaga a few months ago. You found this meadow while exploring. Now every day you come here and watch the sun set in the horizon. You sit feeling the soft summer breeze caress your face and the warmth of the last rays of the sun against your skin. You take in every individual bird song from the trees around the meadow. You feel a peace deep inside you. You close your eyes to better enjoy it.For All Zack Fair Fangirls5 years ago in Settings More Like This
A few minutes later you are startled by the subtle clomp clomp clomp of horses hooves in the grass behind you. You quickly open your eyes and turn around to look behind you. You look up to see a black horse walking toward you. You sit there and stare at the horse as it walks up beside you. You see the rider. He has on a pair of work boots, faded denim jeans, and a navy blue plaid button up shirt. You see black slightly spiky hair fall to just to below his shoulders. You immediately recognize the teen.
Sheltering Home: Honey Tea Part 2Sheltering Home: Honey Tea Part 21 year ago in Romance More Like This
Sheltering Home (Sollux X Reader)
You set the pet carrier on your bed with a sigh. You still weren’t sure why you had agreed to take in the sassy grub. You were pretty sure he’d butt heads with Dave and cause you no end of aggravation, so why were you taking care of him?
Oh yeah, Beth used her puppy dog eyes. Dammit.
An annoyed scree broke your train of thought. You groaned, but opened the carrier none the less. The grub scuttled out and glanced around the room. He looked up at you and smirked.
You rolled your eyes. “Well, welcome home, little guy.” You frowned thoughtfully. “You still need a name, huh? How about… Lemon?” you asked, poking his side for emphasis.
He hissed and scurried away from your prodding finger. He hid behind a pillow, only peaking out to glare at you. You laughed and held up your hands in surrender.
“Okay, not Lemon. Let’s see… Snarky sounds too much like a cartoon… I’m pre
Lucky Charm Reno X ReaderLucky Charm Reno X Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“I'll do what I can, but honestly, this is not my area of expertize. I may just make things worse.” Unsure of yourself, you accepted the large red box of tools Rude held out for you. “If something blows up or malfunctions, I'm pointing my finger at you.”
Rude managed to speak only one word. “Fine.” With everything settled, he quickly turned from you and walked away.
“They'll see.” You let out an annoyed sigh as you made your way to the buildings roof. The metal tool box was heavy and awkward, making your trip take much longer than it normally would have. Finally reaching the top, you let the tool box fall to the concrete roof with a loud metallic clank. “Man, I really need to start working out.” Once you had caught your breath, you picked up your cargo and headed towards the small, broken down helicopter. “Reno, where are you Reno?” Though he didn't respond, his oil stained pants and bare protruding fr