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Of Gayness and Doom part 2Of Gayness and Doom part 23 years ago in Humor More Like This
BlindWeasel: I had your Death Note... hmmm...Kira do you know you're grounded?
*Teh-Chocolate-Is-Minez (Mello) has just signed in*
Teh-Chocolate-Is-Minez: Where are you, Kira?!
I-AM-GOD: *hides in Itachi's shirt* Shhhh!! I'm not here!!!
Pretty-In-Pink: *Points to Itachi* He's over there!
Teh-Chocolate-Is-Minez: Get ready to die, Kira!!! xD
I-AM-GOD: Itachi...get him...
BlindWeasel: *Mangekyou Sharigan*
Teh-Chocolate-Is-Minez: Shit...
Pretty-In-Pink: Ren-ren! I want cookies! ^_^
I-AM-GOD: Bya-chan ur a traitor...I could have made you a seme...
Pretty-In-Pink: Ren-ren says that you're lying...I'll always be his uke!
I-AM-GOD: I don'
Mallrats Drinking GameMallrats Drinking Game9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Whenever T.S. crosses his arms: Half a sip
Whenever a new plaid is introduced: Half a sip
Whenever a Star Wars reference is made: Sip
Whenever a child is scolded: Sip
Whenever Jay displays blueprints: Sip
Whenever there's a reference to a penis: Sip
Whenever Jay comments on Silent Bob's weight: Sip
Whenever someone says "Holy shit" Sip
Whenever Jays says any kinda "snoochie boochies" or "snoogans" Sip
Whenever anyone says "What? Like in the back of a Volkswagon?": Two Sips
Whenever Shannon grabs an ass: Two Sips
Whenever Jay knocks out LaFours: Finish your drink
Whenever Silent Bob talks:
III. TremorsIII. Tremors4 years ago in Other More Like This
I felt a tremor just now.
It’s late at night. The computer is humming.
The house is cold.
The air in this place is sick.
I feel as though I am wandering a castle and the portraits are laughing.
Has anything ever been achieved here?
It is like a death trap. It was designed to kill people.
It’s like bleach, like turpentine architecture. It was designed
To drain the colors and force me to kill myself.
What are these things?
They are not people. I learned that
After much observation.
Why do they live? They know
Their lives cannot expand beyond these shells
These candy wrappers, for that is all they are.
Colorful husks. W
NaruSaku BreakUp:Chapter 1NaruSaku BreakUp:Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sakura giggled as she walked down the darkened hall. "Are you sure Naruto isn't in his room?" She asked, tiptoeing quietly. It was 1:24 in the morning and the hall monitors would be enraged if they found one of the girls in the boys' wing of the college.
"He said he was out with Kiba and that new girl Jihiro," Tenten said, shaking the whipped cream can as they approached Naruto's room.
"Okay, Ino you have the eggs, Hinata you have the toilet paper, Temari, you have the honey, Tenten you have the whipped cream, and I have the glue and the mouse," Sakura said grinning from ear to ear.
"We have to make this quick and get out of here. T
Shadow meets MinakoShadow meets Minako2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mina Aino woke up in someone else's bed after passing out for about Three hours (to her, it felt like Thirty minutes). Her hair was all damp, and even more bizarre, she was stripped of her clothes. This made her gasp a little, What if the person who undressed her was some crazed pervert. She felt a bit scared as the door opened, only for Mina to see that the person who brought her here was really Shadow the Hedgehog.
Shadow: Hello. Before we get off on the wrong foot, I thinks it's best you know my name. My name is Shadow.
Mina was still confused, She did not know how she got here, or why she was naked.
Mina: Where am I? And where are my c
The Return of Simon BelmontThe Return of Simon Belmont1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Simon's Theme: Super Castlevania IV
Castlevania~
Back again to bring peace to Transylvania
With my whip in hand I'll storm Castlevania
Smashing walls to claim items that lurk inside
And I will see you fall before the next sunrise
Dracula your tyranny will end tonight
I will destroy all of your minions on sight
Prepare yourself Count for one hell of a fight
I've a whole arsenal of weapons to end your blight
From maddened forests to the most hellish swap lands
From beneath the earth claw undead hands
The world will not bend to the whims of one man
Your end will come by the Belmont clan
I know no fear, I'll defeat Count Dracula
By
Wake up, young hero...Wake up, young hero...4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
“~Good morning, Felix~ ”
The young man groaned, trying to ignore that voice. Unfortunately, his mother loved to sing her “Good morning” phrases in a really loud and high-pitched manner.
“You’re gonna be late for t-”
“No, mother. There’s no Millenial Fair.” He felt her mother poke him on the shoulder, much to his annoyance. She knew how much he loathed that, enough to force him to get up, ruining his chances of actually going back to sleep. However, as much as he felt tempted to get up and drag his mother out of his room, he wouldn’t give up.
“What about your...?”
“I
Shinichi und Ran - Ende part 1Shinichi und Ran - Ende part 12 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The persons belong to Gosho Aoyama - The following text by me( Tara Schubert-Spaghettiarm-Deidara)
Aufgeregt lief Shinichi im Flur auf und ab.Nachdem er die Männer in schwarz hinter Gitter gebracht und noch eine Dosis des APX4849 ergattern konnte, war er sofort zu dem Professor und Ai gerannt, damit sie ihm das Gegenmittel erstellen konnten. Nun saßen die beiden schon Stunden da drin und er musste draussen warten. er hatte diesen kleine Körper so satt! Ich will wieder groß sein und zu Ran, dachte er sich bestimmt schon zum 100mal. Nun öffnete sich die Tür und Ai trat heraus. Und? Fragte Shinichi sofort. Wir habe
So sweet so gentle so.. geeky?a request for Waffles are cool, please enjoy.So sweet so gentle so.. geeky?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Summary: Bridgette is looking for some one sweeter after her break up with Geoff, Shes looking for some one sweet, some one gentle, and never expected he'd be geeky too!
bridgette was walking along the so called 'beach' on the island. She coudnt believe what Geoff had done, cheating on her with that. that.. that c.i.t. back stabbing cold hearted Heather wannabee bitch!! She was the only one broken hearted do to Duncan admiting his feelings for Izzy, and she happily agreeing. Though Bridgette was happy for them, she still wanted some one to love, but this time she wanted so
Afuro Gunsou English LyricsThe password is afro and sergeant.Afuro Gunsou English Lyrics11 months ago in Editorial More Like This
Afro! Sergeant! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
Afro Sergeant! The Afro Sergeant has an afro!
Afro Sergeant! The Afro Sergeant has an afro!
Do not pull it roughly. Do not touch it with your fingers.
Don't come any closer! Don't play with it! Don't touch it!
Smolder Smolerin', Shave Shavin', baby.
Bushy Bushy (Crumple Crumple) Hairy Hairy!
It's a tough battle, but first we'll eat!
The pure space life form is so straight that it's crooked.
The enemy's hair is blonde and straight!
As sure as the Earth's swing, it's too sharp for the eyes.
The head of a conceited frog inflates! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
Afro Sergeant! The Afro
Two Opposing ForcesChapter 3: The Cave CollapsesTwo Opposing Forces2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Glacie raised her fur and snarled. She glared at the tall, menacing looking female dragon in front of her. Glacie sprang and tried to tackle her but the dragoness quickly dodged her attack and scored her long claws against Glacie's back. She cringed in pain as she felt her wound began to sting and bleed. She quickly turned around and slammed the dragoness into the wall. She sunk her fangs into her right shoulder. The dragoness hissed and threw Glacie off. Glacie slashed the dragon's face with her claws. The dragon recoiled back.
Jewel came running up to them. "Stop it! Stop fighting!" She yelled. She grabbed
Two Opposing ForcesChapter 1Two Opposing Forces2 years ago in Settings More Like This
It was a cold foggy morning. The forest was quiet. No birds were singing. The fog was pretty thick. A little blue fox ran through the bushes. She jumped on a rock. She climbed to the top and giggled. Behind her walked a tall silver she wolf. Her icy blue eyes scanned the area and continued to walk on the trail. The little blue fox stood on top of the rock.
"Come play with me Glacie!" She called. "Climb on the rock with me!"
"Not now Jewel. We have to go home before the fog clears." The she wolf said.
Jewel felt a pang of disappointment inside of her. She looked at the floor and jumped off the rock. She grabbed her teddy bear a
The Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero MissionThe Barrel Reviews - Metroid: Zero Mission11 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Metroid: Zero Mission is a Gameboy advance title that is a remake of the original 1986 "Metroid" game for the NES, though with a few esthetic changes.
As far as story goes, you play as a character named Samus Aran, an independent bounty hunter contracted by galactic federation to go to planet Zebes to destroy the mechanical life-form Mother Brain. In terms of game play, it's a 16-bit shooter, you traverse different terrains in different areas; find upgrades to your weapons and to your suit, killing enemies and bosses in order to make your way to said Mother Brain. Really for the most part this to me seems like a shooter at it's most primitiv
UMvC3 Fan Moveset: Firebrand RevampedUMvC3 Fan Moveset: Firebrand Revamped1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Firebrand
Origin: Ghosts 'n Goblins series
First Appearance: Ghosts 'n Goblins (1985)
Voiced by: ??? (EN) Ryusei Nakao (JP)
Theme song: A remix of the theme from Gargoyle's Quest
Alternate costume: Armored Firebrand
Stage: Ancient Castle -Under Attack- (Shared with Arthur)
NORMAL MOVES:
Standing light punch, Crouching light punch, Jumping light punch
Standing middle punch, Crouching middle punch, Jumping middle punch
Standing fierce punch, Crouching fierce punch, Jumping fierce punch
SPECIALS:
Sankaku Tobi: Jump against a wall, press in opposite direction
Fireball: (AIR) QCF + K
Zombie: QCF + K
Puchi Devil: QCF + K
Kuuchuu H
A Saturn fanfic"but boss! I want to go to HQ with you!" said the insanely obese SaturnA Saturn fanfic1 year ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"No, Saturn you need to stay at lake valor so you can make sure no pesky children get in the way" responded Cyrus
"oh... okay"
Saturn just stood there as he watched his beloved boss grab his butt and flew away into the sky. To this day he still doesn't know how Cyrus does that.
"oh well I might as well look around" thought Saturn.
Its early in the morning and lake Valor is looking as eerie as ever. Suspicious. Even a tad bit alarming. It feels as if someone is watching the poor, nerdy saturn. What will you do?
Suddenly, you hear strange noises in the nearby bushes.
Dear DadDear dad,Dear Dad9 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Thanks to you, my arm is now bright red. No, not red from blood, red from burns.
Dear dad,
I can hear you yelling downstairs, it only adds more.
Dear dad,
How about we count the scars I added tonight. I think it's over 15.
Dear dad,
Let's talk about how many more scars I'm adding.
Dear dad,
Let's talk about how much I wish I could run away, how much I'm considering it.
Dear dad,
Let me just say that I apologized, everything else was on you.
Dear dad,
Let me just say, because of you, I wish I was either somewhere else, or dead.
Confused Nocturnal BirdsThe full moon is brightConfused Nocturnal Birds1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
in a sky void of stars.
Clouds filter little,
causing blindness as
they disappear with
constant change in weather.
Sometimes the plainest
birds will sing the
most beautiful songs
in the dead of night.
Countertenor melodies
that talk of nothing
but the beauty of living.
The full moon has
a face, emaciated.
The plain birds have
a voice, degenerated.
the Chronicles of GyroticaIntroductionthe Chronicles of Gyrotica2 years ago in Settings More Like This
My father: Brigadier General Marcus Fisher, now deceased. He died protecting me when I was only 14. He use to tell me that it all started back in the beginning of the 24th century. Before then people lived peacefully and we even colonized other planets. We got so far as the PYX-774 sector which is halfway across the Andromeda Galaxy. The Milky Way has been fully explored and yes there is alien life out there in fact we have allies and have a trade system with some races. Other races however are the complete opposite these races include Kyhaniskrea, a lethal race of half biological and half machine life forms that come from the c
Like a storyLife is kinda like a story.Like a story2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Except you don't achieve instant glory.
Sometimes you end up alone,
and sometimes the answers remain unknown.
Your friends leave for good,
and things get messed up, and completely misunderstood.
You can get lied to and hurt.
You can get stepped on like dirt.
Your dreams don't always come true,
and you can only trust a selected few.
Love is not an easy thing to find,
because people can't make up their mind.
You're heart will get broken more then once,
and the world with throw things at you so you'll do silly stunts,
and that 'Happily ever after' isn't real,
'cause people lie, cheat and steal...
So
Reality of DeathThere's so many things i want to say to you,Reality of Death2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
But finding the words is half the trouble.
My eyes are so blurry and I'm seeing double
I can't bear the slight thought of losing you
As I whisper to you before taking my last breath
you kiss my cheek and close my eyes.
You say, "it's gonna be ok" as you start cry
as the reaper reaps my darkened soul away.
The reaper takes me to a place cold and wet,
a place called limbo where souls are judged
refusing to walk, I was pushed and nudged
scared of the judgment to cometh yet.
When I saw the scales of judgement I fell.
I fell to my knees as i begged for benevolence,
but in return i received
Not That BeautifulPerfection is not in those magazines, where women and men are close to being skin and bonesNot That Beautiful3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Being slender isn't the only perfection, imperfection can be perfect too
Being skinny and slender are out and actually loving and caring for yourself is in
Is pleasing others more important than pleasing yourself? Is starving yourself really helping you become attractive?
And is trashing someone else in order to make yourself feel better important as well?
I don't think so
Being skin and bones isn't beautiful
AT ALL
Being true to yourself is beautiful
death.your touch.death.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
it exhilerates me..
your voice.
it excites me..
your expressions.
they amuse me..
your kiss
is sweet...
but highly toxic.
your eyes,
i see them widen in suprise
as the color from my rosy cheeks
fade quickly.
poison.
it seeps through my veins.
but i welcome it with an open heart.
death is worth it...
if the last thing i see...
is you.
<3
Sta.sh
