Things Axel Can't Do1. Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus and Zexion are NOT the Geek Squad.Things Axel Can't Do5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. I am to call Xemnas by his proper name or by Superior.
3. Not Mansex
4. Not Sexman
5. And not Mr. Jalepeno
6. I am not Shawn Micheals
7. Nor may I sing his theme song (Sexy Boy)
8. I am not allowed to trade my coat for booze, porn, drugs, sexual favors, bootleg CDs, small children, etc.
9. Not allowed to tease Saix with a laser pointer
10. Or about his loyalty to Xemnas
11. Should not make werewolf jokes
12. Or Scarface jokes
13. Roxas is not my boy toy
14. He does NOT cut himself
15. We are not investigating that
16. Lexaeus' name is not 'Da Rock'
17. He is not 'compensating for something' with his muscles
18. Zexion was not brainwashed as a child by a Satanic cult
19. Reno is NOT my Somebody
20. Or my long-lost brother
21. I am not allowed to let sock puppets take over on my missions
22. The phrase, 'It is better to beg forgiveness than ask permission' no longer applies to me
23. Larxene is not pregnant w