Knockout's Christmas CarolDashing through the roadKnockout's Christmas Carol1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
With Breakdown at my side
In my cool opt-mode
Laughing as we ride
The energon sensors ring
Making me happy inside
What fun it is to laugh and sing
While the Autobots slowly die
Oh, Energon, Energon
Take it without delay
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Without the Autobots coming our way
Take it without delay
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Without the Autobots coming our way
On a dark and cloudy night
I thought I'd take a ride
And before I started a race
A human scratched my side
I kicked into high gear
I caught up to his car
I hit him in the rear
And then I pushed him off the tar
Do not fix what is not brokenStarscream stared up at the stars. His wings stood tall on his back and he held himself with pride. The seeker’s sharp talons tapped together, nervously. Jasper’s wind blew across the remains of the Autobot base, filling Starscream systems with smoke. His beautiful grey armor was dusted with black ash, and his legs were stained with light burn marks from walking through the burning pales of rubble. Starscream closed his eyes and sighed.Do not fix what is not broken5 months ago in Settings More Like This
His spark called out, called out for his brothers. This war was finely over, the Autobots had fallen. Starscream had made a promise to his trine when the war first started that one day they would
100 Ways to Annoy Breakdown100 Ways to Annoy Breakdown:100 Ways to Annoy Breakdown2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Mention Bulkhead and his human companion Miko.
2) Ask Breakdown how his relationship is going with Starscream, Knockout, and/or Bulkhead.
3) Say 'Hammer Time' every time you see him.
4) Make fun of Breakdown for getting caught by MECH.
5) Call Breakdown a pirate and keep insisting to see if not go inside of his missing optic socket.
6) Ask Breakdown why he didn't allow Knockout to replace said optic.
7) Tell Breakdown if he could control his temper he may actually be able to beat up more then concrete slabs in battle.
8) Tell Breakdown his slogan: "Never run when you can fight" is bologna. You see him r
100 Ways to Annoy Megatron100 Ways to Annoy Megatron:100 Ways to Annoy Megatron2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Brag about how awesome Optimus Prime is as the leader of the Autobots. Talk about a swell guy! Autobots rule all!
2) Say loudly to anyone in close range how you wish Starscream was leader of the Decepticons, he gives bonuses with pay raises!
3) Inform TFAnimated Megatron that he is the most unique of all the other Megatron's. At least he attempted a new style
4) Compliment G1` Megs on his gun-mode. He's intimidating, and matches the size of Screamer's you know.
5) Ogle over all of the pictures, writings, screenshots, and otherwise of MegsXScreamer/Prime/etc and then ask him as he passes by how h
A Word to The WiseA Word to The Wise1 year ago in Settings More Like This
Universe: Transformers Prime
Genre: Drama- Hurt, Comfort
Characters (Main): Knockout, Megatron
Pairing: MegatornXStarscream, KnockoutXBreakdown
Warnings: Talk of Interfacing
[Complete- part 1 of 1]
"Lord Megatron, to what do I owe this visit?" Knockout tried to hide his nervousness as Megatron walked into his office. Megatron looked at the young medic, sitting behind piles of paper work on his deck.
"I am in need if your help, Knockout" Megatron said, not holding any emotion. "My systems are acting up, you could say. My gun doesn't charge up right and it lacks power when I fire." Knockout stood and walked aro
Black CatBlack Cat2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Close up, camera one
The hero sings in this scene.
The boy that gets the girl, gets to go home were they get married
Arcee giggled as she held the delicate earth flower to her chassis. Dealer had picked it out just for her, he had said, because it matched her optics and paintjob. Which indeed, it did.
Hot Rod's new friend was absolutely adorable, to say the least. He wasn't the best soldier - he fumbled around a lot - but he was still pretty cute. And to boot, after nearly a year of practically courting her - she'd caught wind that he was going to propose a bond this very day. The femme could just picture the mumbling m
100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave:100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Stand silent beside him, mimicking his movements and actions. When he plays a recording or talks (depends on the generation), open your mouth and pretend to utter the same words mockingly.
2) Ask him if he's the champion of Kaon, then why does he serve under Megatron? Obviously Megatron's a lesser being. Does Soundwave like being someone else's bitch?
3) Compliment Soundwave on his voice and imagination.
4) Inform Soundwave that throwing his emotional processing away in order to make room for more data is a sign of self-abuse.
5) Ask the Communications Officer why he likes colons so much in his dialogue.
100 Ways to Annoy Blitzwing100 Ways to Annoy Blitzwing:100 Ways to Annoy Blitzwing1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Grab the Master Disaster's remote from TFA's 'Velocity' episode. Have fun making Blitzwing do whatever you want. That's right, Blitz', WHATEVER the fangirls want.
2) Drive Icy and Hothead crazy by prompting more skits, tea party's, games, and human-phrases and songs with Random.
3) Tell Random how funny it would be to put mutated space barnacles on Icy and Hothead. It may be best to have him loaded on high-grade first.
4) Challenge Hothead to an arm wrestling match and then bring Bulkhead in. When he states that this was a trick, state that you never said YOU would wrestle him. Watch the fight from a distan
100 Ways to Annoy Knockout100 Ways to Annoy Knockout:100 Ways to Annoy Knockout2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Tell him that red is defiantly not his color. In fact, you think he could use a paint job. And his optics should now be blue.
2) Explain in a dreamy voice that you would love to ride in the most powerful Cybertronian vehicle out there you want to hear the purr of the engine and feel the soft vibrations of the car yes, you really would love a ride inside of Optimus Prime.
3) Tell Knockout that the Vehicon (Decepticon drones) know more about cars then he does.
4) After a long hard battle against the Autobots, go up to Knockout and say you've seen better fighting from a sparkling. Oh yeah, and he's
The Darkest Spark -SGA skilled assassin stalks Decepticon warriors in the Shattered Glass universe.The Darkest Spark -SG4 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Darkest Spark
"Easy Decepticons. Hold your positions," Galvatron soothed over the communicator.
His laser rifle aimed into the darkness beyond the cargo bay entrance, Scourge had to fight the sensation that was causing his hands to tremble. He looked over at Cyclonus and quickly back, careful not to take his eyes off the blackness for more than an astrosecond. He squinted his optics to focus the available light and he thought he saw movement.
A scream in the distance.
Scourge tensed up immediately and tightened his finger on the trigger. Its hi
100 Ways to Annoy Starscream100 Ways to Annoy Starscream:100 Ways to Annoy Starscream2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Inform him that Megatron will always be the better leader of the Decepticons. Always.
2) Take a video of Megatron beating up Screamer and post it on Youtube. Be sure every Decepticon and Autobot sees it so they can taunt him about being Megatron's bitch.
3) Ask Starscream where his 'Kiss the Cook' apron is. After all, he has pointed out in multiple universes that he is 'home Megatron' like the good little wife he is.
4) Tell G1 Screamer that in Prime he has 'obsolete' technology that he refuses to upgrade it. Oh yeah, and he no longer has his precious null-ray.
5) Tell Starscream that he is a lying, big-h
ShiftingshiftingShifting3 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
They were sleeping.
Megatron stood hesitantly near the recharging jet and... and...
Starscream was on his belly tonight, sleeping on his arms again, the hatchling nestled near his breast. He gazed at his bonded for the longest moment; the thin, pale red slits of his shuttered optics, the faint rise and fall of his frame as he cycled air, and when his wings shuffled just barely - the most familiar habit of his. He wondered at times what Starscream dreamed of, to know the memory replays of a flier.
His gaze dropped to the miniscule creature cuddled close to the seeker, a much larger, delicately clawed hand wrapp
Prowl's Grand List of RulesBecause of the extreme circumstances Crescendoll unfortunately winds up in, I have composed a general list of rules that should be obeyed at all time. Now, I'm not naïve; I don't expect any of you to remember or acknowledge all its content, but these guidelines will at least prevent us from being the galaxy's chief pariah. Now read it, memorize it, and if I so much as catch you breaking ANY of these, there will be Pit to pay.Prowl's Grand List of Rules8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. We'll start off simple: don't leave your supplies and personal objects on the floor. Pick it up.
2. Do not mistake my good dish towels and fancy towels for those lump of clothes Lockdown uses to clean the greas
All Hail Queen BeeAll Hail Queen Bee1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Please, Bumblebee. Don't do this" Optimus whined. I smirked and aimed my gun at his head. His dull eyes begged me to stop. But it was too late; there was no stopping me now.
I never thought I would see this. Optimus Prime beaten and lying at my feet. I single handedly just took down the leader of the Autobots.
But our battle came with a price. My left arm was completely destroyed, along with my left eye. I was covered in energon, both mine and Optimus's. My once bright and shiny yellow armor was now black and burnt. My Autobot symbol on my chest was gone.
Optimus was no better off then I was. His upper right leg was ripped halfway off and
baby beast wars part 1baby beast wars part 1baby beast wars part 11 year ago in Settings More Like This
waspinator: waspinator realy happy that waspinator is now maximal
airazor: your welcome but do you know anything about what the predicons are planing
waspinator: predicons dont tell waspinator anything at all
rattrap: oh man the only pred that knows megatrons plans dont know scwat we are all gonna die
waspinator: all waspinator knows is that there gonna attack at 9:00 am
primal: all right then cheetor,rattrap,airazor,tigatron,blackarachnia,waspinator,silverbolt and depth carge,go and stop the attack while rihnox stay here
cheetor: and you
primal: i need to go to setinel
rihnox: your not going to set
Poem - Ode to SoundwavePoem - Ode to Soundwave2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Monster Deep Inside
Somewhere deep inside,
Down beneath the hide,
Where soul and Spark have died.
I know my darker side.
Black face and hollow eyes;
It's truth within these lies,
For death and evil ties,
My Spark, for thee, thus dies.
This monster deep within,
Down beneath the skin,
For thee, my King, I sin,
And the darkness deep within.
Horror, here, in silence grows
An evil mind no one knows.
For thee, my King, my darkness shows,
Black o'er black, your sin bestows.
Somewhere deep inside,
A darkness lay in silent tide,
Until I can no longer hide
This roaring monster deep inside.
TFG1: 8 DrabblesSilverbolt/Rumble/Need - Lady Gaga, JudasTFG1: 8 Drabbles2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Purple hands roved over the Arielbot's abdomen, sliding up to his chassis. The legs belonging to the purple cassette were nicely splayed over the gestalt commander's, and his own two white hands were carefully placed on his smaller companion's back.
A shift, a comfortable sigh. He shouldn't be this carefree. He was Silverbolt; he was supposed to be all about getting rid of the Decepticons. But he had started thinking after he had his run-ins with Rumble, maybe he should heed Beachcomber's words of "Make love, not war".
"Nng--" he started, when the Decepticon cassette leaned up to catch his lower
Stolen High Grade"Hey, Mirage..."Stolen High Grade4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"What the heck ?"
This morning, after waking up from the recharge, Jazz found himself tied to a tree with an apple on head.
Well if you insist, how about just having a little fun? Sorry, Jazz. Mirage smirked. Without hesitation, he picked up his riffle and aimed to Jazz.
Wait, wait a minute! Mirage!!
If you can not keep quite, there might be a little danger~
A bullet hit the tree right next to Jazzs cheek.
Well, a bit lower?
Ok, lets try again.
Left Behind in Time -Part 1-Ratchet slowly scanned the little Rescue Bot. Blades had seemed so drained and empty since he'd explained what had happened. Ratchet couldn't help trying to look into Blades' eyes or see if he could get the bot to do something besides blankly stare.Left Behind in Time -Part 1-7 months ago in Profiles More Like This
"Blades," he began gently, "it isn't your fault."
"But I left them," he whispered, his voice cold and hoarse after crying for so long. "Heatwave, he... he was hurt... and Boulder, he was so... sweet..." Dried up tears were sticking to the bot's yellow eyes. He couldn't cry anymore, at least not for a while.
Ratchet wondered if he should refill the poor Rescue Bot.
Blades looked up at Ratchet i
Twin Ambitions: Ch3 DistressTwin Ambitions: Ch3 Distress10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Wind whispered through his audios, caressing his thin frame. He leaned into it, welcoming the feel of a draft against his wings after so long spent avoiding it.
The Seeker stood at the top of a small cliff, optics shuttered in his moment of pleasure. If he were to look down, he would have discerned the telltale signs of the beginnings of a creek, winding its way between the rocks below. The sky above was clear and perfectly blue, a common occurrence in this part of the world, and the air was swift, flirting with his sensors. And he so longed to join it.
He wanted to jump, to gracefully dive before making his transformation, wings locking in
Friendship is Prime: Chapter OneThe Kingdom of Equestria is ruled by two special ponies. They are neither unicorns nor pegasi nor earth ponies. They are actually a fourth race known as Alicorns. Alicorns have both the horn of a Unicorn and the wings of a Pegasus. They are great flyers and even greater wielders of magic. Not only are both of these Alicorns the Princesses of Equestria, but they are also sisters. The younger sibling is Luna, the one who raises and lowers the moon. She has a dark blue coat and a mane that literally flows like the night sky. The older sister is Celestia, controller of the sun. She is a white Alicorn with a mane that resembles an auroraFriendship is Prime: Chapter One1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
A kiss for Christmas-Come on boys! There is not enough Christmas spirit! - Bee yelled, hopping around the room.A kiss for Christmas2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Skyrunner smiled : Christmas could not be the same without the little autodog. Ratchet invited each year their friends to his house to exchange gifts, and Bumblebee never missed an opportunity to celebrate in his own way. This year he was presented with a wacky hat from which hung a sprig of mistletoe, and now claimed to give kisses to everyone. Prowl had declined the offer, while Skyrunner, Bulkhead and Optimus had only accepted a chaste kiss on the cheek.
But now Bee was faced with Ratchet.
-C'mon, only one! -
-No way! - the old autodog snorted -
House of Formers-ch.3"Hey!", someone hissed beside Bluestreak's receptor, "Hey, Blue! Wake up and come look at this!". Bluestreak rolled over and onlined his optics, "Skywarp?". The purple seeker nodded enthusiastically, "Come out and look at the battle, it's only the third day, and battles are breaking out!". Bluestreak threw off the blankets and raced after Skywarp coming to a stop when he saw Megatron and Ratchet having a staring contest. "How is this a battle?", asked Bluestreak, glancing strangely at Optimus as he hung over Megatron's shoulder, "Except for what Optimus is doing, it's pretty normal". Skywarp facepalmed and stared at Bluestreak, "They've beenHouse of Formers-ch.33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This