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Normal Conversation 1Normal Conversation 17 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SP
PWF Profile - ZimPWF Profile - Zim10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Zim is an alien from planet Irk who was sent to Earth for what he THINKS is a mission to conquer as part as Operation Impending Doom 2. However, he's actually been banished. He's been on Earth for seven long years, and still has no idea that his mission was just an excuse to get rid of him.
He's tried to destroy the Earth more times than he can count, but each time, the troublesome Dib human foiled his plans. Annoyed? Yes. However, after a certain event that occured in 7th grade, Zim's attempts at conquering the planet had become... pitiful. It seemed like he had stopped trying. He had also started becoming sort of attatched to Dib. I will
PWF Profile - DibPWF Profile - Dib10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
For seven long years, Dib has been trying to expose/destroy the Irken invader, Zim, who showed up in his fifth grade class one day. As soon as Dib saw this green kid, he KNEW he was an alien. Of course, no matter how obvious it was, and no matter how hard he tried to prove it, no one believed Zim was really an alien. He became very discouraged after awhile.
After about four years, something happened between Zim and Dib that changed EVERYTHING between them. However, I will not tell you what it is yet. After this event, Zim had actually tried LESS to destroy the Earth, even though he always talked about it. Not only that, but he seemed less l
Zim's Second ChristmasZim's Second ChristmasZim's Second Christmas2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Zim glared out the window of his house at the deadly white flakes drifting down. They looked so harmless and almost serene. If it wasn't for the fact that they were nothing more than frozen water, which could cause severe burns unless he was prepared. Since he didn't want to take a paste bath, though, he was staying inside where it was toasty warm and waiting until the snow stopped.
GIR was outside building a snowman while MiniMoose looked for rocks to use for the facial features. GIR waved at Zim. "Mastah, come outside! Please?" His voice was loud enough that it was easily heard from inside.
For about the tenth t
ZaDr --- Teaching LoveI stared longingly in Zim’s beautiful magenta eyes. We were so close that I felt his breathe on my face.ZaDr --- Teaching Love4 years ago in General More Like This
My heart tingled. I wanted to taste it, feel it in my body, make it mine.
I closed my eyes and very slowly, like in one of those old romance movies, making me want him more, I filled the gap between us and pressed lightly my lips on his.
My heart began pounding hard against my chest as Zim’s lips moved on mines.
Then, I gently slid my tongue through his lower lip, asking for entrance.
He startled a bit, and after a few seconds of hesitation he allowed me in as I slid my arms around his neck pulling him closer, deepening th
ZIMthetic -Part 6-ZIMthetic -Part 6-7 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
OXYGEN LEVELS:.:.:.: Stable
TEMPATURE:.:.:.: 87degrees F
GROWTH:.:.:.: Increasing
HEALTH:.:.:.: Increasing
GENDER DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
DNA DEVELOPMENT:.:.:.: Unknown
TYPE:.:.:.: Unknown
Dib lay in his bed. Wide awake. Of course he would be wide awake considering he had been sleeping for 5 days. But it might've mostly been because of fear. Fear of what? Everything... What would Zim do if he found out Dib had escaped? Would he let it slide, or come back to get rid of him for good? More important question. What would Zim do to Dib if he was successful in killing the smeet? That was a terrifying thought... But couldn't Zim just make anot
KissesDib tightened his arms around his captive, snuggling close to his fragrant chest.Kisses2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Mngh." Zim grunted, jerking a little in his arms.
"Morning, alien scum," Dib mumbled into jade flesh, nuzzling against the alien's neck and placing a kiss there.
"Sleep," Zim uttered, not opening his eyes.
"But I like you," the human responded teasingly. When this merited no immediate response he pulled back and pressed his lips gingerly to the Irken's shallow cheekbone.
"Dib-thing!"
Zim wriggled, scrunching his eyes shut in displeasure.
"What have I told you about your little … smacky human ickies?"
"What…" Dib pecked him on the lips before h
Love You"I hate you!"Love You8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I hate you more!"
"Big-head!"
"Filthy space monster!"
I shoved Zim out of the school and he stumbled, barely catching himself on the stair railing. He put on a snarl and lunged at me, claws open. I caught his arm easily and pinned it behind his back. He growled and bashed his head backwards, knocking me in the forehead. I saw stars for a moment and my grip loosened. This gave the alien just enough time to spin around and land a kick right in my stomach. I crumpled backwards with an 'oof!' Gloved hands grabbed my collar and tossed me against the railing, where my lower back smushed painfully with the cold metal.
"You're g
Eating Away My Soul - Chapter 5 - ZaDrEating Away My Soul - Chapter 5 - ZaDr3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's been about a few months now where all the leaves were gone and were replaced with the covering of white frost. It was around that time where from children to adults will be wearing heavy coats to keep their bodies warm, sitting next to a warm open fire to roast chestnuts and drink hot chocolate. Not only that, but there would be a green tree, from real to fake or to tall to small, it would be decorated with shining red, blue, green and yellow lights, - unless you prefer the traditional yellow lights streamers and ornaments of your choice. On the top would be the shining angel or even a golden star, shining brightly to watch over the hous
30 Minutes-ZaDr Dib was standing outside of his home silently. He did not approach the building, because he knew that soon it would fall to the ground and become ash. He looked to his right, just watching as the houses in that direction collapsed much like his would. Like dominoes in the wake of a blazing fire.30 Minutes-ZaDr2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was not scared nor was he surprised by the sight, in fact there was just a numbness settling over him. He just watched in an almost sick fascination as the fire traveled closer and closer to his own home, the flames licking hungrily at the sides of the technology filled building before taking it all away in a minute or two of ragin
You Can't Lie with ThoseYou Can't Lie with Those3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“When did he arrive?” the two orderlies tried keeping up with their commander who was storming down the narrow corridor.
“An hour ago, Sir. You were in a meeting, we had to…” one tried but was immediately silenced by the boom of a terrifying voice, “You should have called me sooner! What’s his condition?”
“He’s not going to last much longer, Sir. But he is responsive at the moment for you to question him…” the other mumbled, glancing over the chart in his hand.
“The problem is getting him to shut up. He keeps yelling to talk to you,” his fellow doctor grumbl
scarsscarsscars3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib clenched his fists in anger digging his nails deep into his palms as he stared outraged as he heard so of the conversation the tallest were having with Zim. He sucked at his lipring and kept his mouth shut as the tallest teased Zim more.
" it looks like taking over earth isn't the only thing you failed at." Red pointed toward Zims' neck and snickered. Zim brought a fingerless gloved hand up to his neck and lowered his head. Dib tried not to think of that horrible day when he'd found the unconscious irken lying next to a bloody razer blade, Dib shook his head to clear his thought and continued to listen.
"Zim what's wrong did find
ZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night"See there?" A gloved finger extended upwards towards the sky, as if trying to poke it's infinite black depths; an impossible task. Amongst millions of winking white jewels sprawled against the dark curtain of night, there was only one being pointed at. To many other stargazers, that one dot might seem like....well, just a dot. Not to this particular observer though. "That's my home. Irk." Zim explained, returning his hand to it's original spot at his side. Dib nodded, hanging off of each word and letter that flowed from the other's mouth. On an ordinary Thursday night, the two adversaries would most likely be engaged in a ruthless battle, buZaDr short story: In the Dead of the Night5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
ZaDr short story: Sunset(If you would like, please listen to this song as you read: http://www.youtube.com/user/okanokumo?v=ko3pohMZLl8 It helps set the peaceful atmosphere I was attempting to portray in the text.)ZaDr short story: Sunset5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
If the birds soaring though in the tangerine sky looked directly below them, they would find me resting on the edge of a cliff with my feet dangling off the edge. They'd sing my lover and I a melody which neither of us understand, but enjoy none the less. Waves crash below us, but I promised to keep him safe. Nothing bad would happen as long as we were together. The summer breeze kisses my face while the last remaining rays of sunlight reach out to me, c
PWF Profile - GazPWF Profile - Gaz9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
In PWF, Gaz is fourteen and a freshman in highskool. She hasn't changed all that much, except she has a few piercings and has grown into a VERY attractive young woman. She's also become a little meaner towards Dib, but at the same time, more caring.
Professor Membrane is almost NEVER home; work has become so busy, he's usually gone for a few days at a time. Because of this, Gaz has taken on a motherly role in the house. Her natural woman instincts have come out, and she feels obligated to take charge. However, she also likes being in power, so that's another reason why she's become the head of the house. Who else is gonna take care of thing
ZaDr- The CoatDib's alarm went off. He sighed to himself. He knew that it was time to get up, get dressed, and go to that Hell hole they call school. But that ment seeing Zim. Zim. He kissed Zim, yesturday, right? That wasn't just a dream? He hoped it wasn't. He began thinking about the kiss again. It made his heart flutter and he smiled to himself in the dark.ZaDr- The Coat2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As Dib was putting his black trench coat on, he found something in the pocket. He smiled again once he relised it was a note from Zim. He must've slipped it in as the hugged the fina time before they parted and went into their homes. He began reading it. "Dib-love, I do hope you are aware that now
Insane-Dib Chp. 2Dib's head was spinning. Dib propped himself on his elbows and rubbed the side of his head groaning. Dib opened his eyes wide once he realized that the gun had gone off. He checked himself over and smiled when he was fine, but stopped when he heard a groan. He look over to see zim holding his arm, the blue blood trickling down in between his fingers. Dib let out a startled cry and crawled to Zim, carefully inspecting the wound. Zim groaned,"W-what happened?" Dib looked at him and his frown grew. "The bullet glazed you on the arm, Zim, you'll be fine. . . You'll be fine. . .", Dib continued to mutter as he picked up Zim and carried him down thInsane-Dib Chp. 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
Taks poem to Zim longerversionTak's Poem To Zim (My longer Version)Taks poem to Zim longerversion6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
For longer than i can remember
I've been looking for someone like you
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too
Birds sing and your gonna pay
Because I remember how you ruined my life to this very day
Don't concider this a happy reunion
I'm here to take what's mine and leave you in ruin
For you see, because of you, I was sent to planet dirt
Now that I've found you I'm gonna make you hurt
No longer will I cry over my petty loss
I will make you suffer
Here's a meat covered in barbecue sauce
_.The Deal - Oneshot._"DAMN YOU.... d-damn you..."_.The Deal - Oneshot._2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dib struggled to catch his breath, slumping down against the ragged edge of the wall. Before him, a now empty courtyard. The bell had gone not long ago. The others had long started to head inside for class, nobody noticing let alone caring about the lanky doubled over teen. He coughed, and was shocked to spit up a small bit of blood.
"Shit..."
Dib wiped his hand against his trench coat, before wiping at his mouth. He spat onto the ground beside him, before looking around as though afraid of being attacked. Never before had he fought to this extent with Zim before. There was no denying that over the past
Trench Coat-ZaDr Zim stepped out of his house and into the frigid air, wearing his usual uniform. He hated earth winters, they were cold and made all the humans sniffly.Trench Coat-ZaDr4 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
The alien's uniform was extremely thin and did nothing to block out the chill. Which is probably why he was so cold, but he'd never stoop so low as to buy a human coat. His race however had never heard of a coat before since it was always warm on his planet, so he went without anything to block out the elements. He refused to wraps his arms around himself, this would show that he was cold, and that would be a weakness. The irken walked down the sidewalk, occasionally slipping
zadr- The Escape"You have failed us yet again zim. You are the most worthless, pathetic, ignorant piece of scum we have ever laid our eyes on. From this moment on you are banished from irk and if you ever set foot on it again I will ki- "zadr- The Escape3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
zim stared up at his monitor silently as purple interrupted red and whispered something that made the both of them grin.
"Instead of banishment we have decided death is a more fitting fate for you."
zim's mind went numb as the reality of what was happening set in. the tallest stared at zim with almost pure joy as they all but purred out the rest,
"tak has almost completely concoured the southern half of earth, so we h
Coincidence Chapter 1Coincidence Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
WARNING: This will contain some lovey scenes, but no smexin', so don't trip yo. :/
It will contain relationships that include Boy/Boy, Girl/Girl, Boy/Girl, so please, be mature and open minded.
There will be cursing at times, and there will be blood and fighting/ things that may conflict with personal beliefs, but not so intensely that I feel I need to use a maturity block of any kind.
Coincidence: Chapter 1
"I don't want to hear it!" A fist slammed angrily into a plexiglass tables, pointed fingers quivering. This hand belonged to a slender, regal man, though he wasn't a human man. This was "His Mighty Slenderness Rommi", the over all com
ZaDr short story: Fast FoodWe sat in silence. The smell of bubbling grease made me feel physically ill, and seeing it drip off the chins of people that were spread around the room forced a gag out of me. It was disgusting! How anybody could enjoy eating a dead animal soaked in fat was a mystery to me, but apparently not to the teen before me. Just as the others did, he gobbled down his meal as if he'd been starved for days. I had gotten my usual ice cream cone. It wasn't fantastic, but at least it didn't seem to be making me sick. Dib had finally finished grossing my out and now sipped on his drink. "You alright Zim?" He asked with a puzzled expression. I continued toZaDr short story: Fast Food5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
ZaDr-Bubblegum Dib started walking towards home after school, feeling the calm breezy, beautiful wind. It was one of those rare moments where everything in life felt good. They've been rare for Dib ever since ZIM, the green kid who no one but Dib seemed to notice he was in fact an alien.ZaDr-Bubblegum1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
He took at a packet of gum labeled, 'Cherry Bom Blast'. He kept walking as he ran his hand over the smooth plastic, just waiting to chew a piece of his beloved gum.
"DIB-STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!" Zim yelled in his up-most annoying voice, trying to get the human's attention. He swiftly ran towards Dib, wanting to prove that he was in fact superior.
Di
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