How To Write YaoiToday, we're going to show you how to write The Greatest Thing to ever happen evar.How To Write Yaoi5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Yaoi. Since it's a known fact that all female characters are vastly inferior to the male ones, none of them are suitable to be shipped with a male character. In fact, they can all go lez in a corner. No. This is going to be about yaoi. The greatest thing to evar happen evar of all time. Because we could never let a woman soil the true and pure love between a man and another man. And nothing is more sacred than that.
1. Tops and Bottoms As a rule, all yaoi couples must have a certified top and bottom (or uke and seme for you Japan types). NO EXCEPTIONZ1111!! You're either top. Or bottom. Period. The end. No exceptions. That's how all relationships work. And if you're relationship isn't like that, then there's probably something wrong with you. Or you're a woman. Then there's definitely something w
Apostrophes with Numbers, Letters, AbbreviationsRule: The plurals for capital letters and numbers used as nouns are not formed with apostrophes.Apostrophes with Numbers, Letters, Abbreviations3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Example: She consulted with three M.D.s.
Example: She went to three M.D.s' offices.
The apostrophe is needed here to show plural possessive.
Example: She learned her ABCs.
Example: the 1990s
Example: the '90s or the mid-'70s
the '90's or the mid-'70's
Example: She learned her times tables for 6s and 7s.
Exception: Use apostrophes with capital letters and numbers when the meaning would be unclear otherwise.
Example: Please dot your I's.
You don't mean Is.
Example: Ted could not distinguish between his 6's and 0's.
You don't mean Os.
Commas Before AND in a SeriesIn American English usage, a comma should precede and with three or more items in a series.Commas Before AND in a Series3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Example: I would like to order a salad, a sandwich, and dessert.
Newspapers and magazines do not generally use this rule, as print space is too valuable to use on what might be considered extraneous punctuation. However, print publications will use the final comma before and if it is needed to avoid confusion.
Example: Her $10 million estate was split among her husband, daughter, son, and nephew.
Omitting the comma after son would have led the reader to believe that the son and nephew had to split one-third of the estate (each receiving one-sixth), rather than understanding that each relative received one-fourth of the estate.
Love song museA man steps into an open space at dawn, and pauses, reflectingLove song muse2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Then, lifting his eyes, he gazes out toward the East
While reaching for a parchment, which he places before him
And waits for an song, unsung, to come from some inner place
Soon, on a gentle breeze, comes the sweet whisper of a woman's wisdom
A soft Northern wind caresses his ear, as she speaks wondrous things
Her words ebb and flow through his mind, mingling with his own
Forming meaning within the inner places, which is then spoken
Words and shapes tumble forth, like a dream realized, onto the parchment
The page is darkened, written, forming the sweetest of love songs
Until, having sung the songs of old in a new way, he stops
Waits a moment, thoughtful, mindful, wondering, caring
Now turning to face the North, he sees inwardly that distant place
And another thought transfixes him, of passion pure and absolute delight
So he opens his mouth again, and the new thought takes form, going forth
Crossing an aeon in just a moment
Silent NightSilent NightSilent Night1 year ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
There's something broken between us
The crystal bridge that bound our shores
It erupted and fell apart
In silence of the holy night
Majestic ice cubes shined so bright
Over the boiling lava stream
That flew on without compromise
Consuming love as it may seem
There's something frozen between us
Poor firmed water melted and cried
Its tacit tears dripped unwitnessed
Until they smothered river cruel
Left unable to find more fuel
For fire; world feels cold and dead
Like torch that forgot it once burned
It's dark, who'll take first step ahead?
My Dream WorldMy Dream WorldMy Dream World3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Written By : Lobo Di Noccento
Written ON : 1/23/2011
The Day My Poem was written
Sunday Morning at 3am
Daytime sky is of a Soft and Gentle
Vanilla and A Sun of Dark Azure.
Not expectant of what we know...
at least what we know for sure.
The Oceanic Waters are of a Crimson Hue;
with Foam of a Deep Amathyst Imbue.
The Tides Crash upon windswept shores
of a silvering white and a ambering gold
and every piece of silicon and sand
has within it a new dream that someone
shall unfold and behold.
Within this water is aquatic life
that is unlike our own as it reinforces
every joint,muscle fiber,tissue,cartilidge and bone.
The water here is really great for our human blood;
As it revitalizes and enriches it with all that
we get depleated of.
All of The Tree's Bark and Roots are of
a Dark Earthy Brown with a Slight Hue of Gray;
The Leaves are of Mamalade Orange
and Laced with fine lines of Magenta for display.
The Grass is of Hazel,Lavendar and White;
The Breeze smells of Jasmine an
What We AreWhat We Are3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I may seem cruel
I may seem evil
I may seem insane
I may seem like a sociopath
I may seem like a criminal
But I am not
But I am
You put down the only humans who want to change the world for good
You are the one who abuses your children and your spouses with your choices
You are the one who calls your fellow humans fags because they wear black and cut
You are the one who pushed and stressed poor girls to anorexia so they could be beautiful