Fluttershy's Lie - Ch. 1The only thing you can register right now is that your head hurts. A lot.Fluttershy's Lie - Ch. 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
You groan as you lift your head, then set it back down as you realize you’re in too much pain to hoist it in the air. Even though you’re laying on what you process as the fluffiest pillow you've ever met, your head just hurts and you don’t know why. You rub your hoof on your scalp to try and soothe it a little, but that doesn’t do much good. Ugh, you hate migraines.
Your eyes briefly flutter open, but not for long as they’re witness to a harsh light. You attempt to open them again, and they water a bit. Geez, why does it have to be so bright in here? Someone better turn down those lights a bit or you’re going to lose your already short temper.
Wow this headache is killing you. You give your wings a good stretch, only to recoil. Ow, ow, ow, ouch. What the heck’s wrong with your wings? OooOOW they hurt, you really shouldn’t have stretched them like that. They feel lik
Vacation in the Crystal EmpireVacation in the Crystal Empire2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A/N I was actually trying to write more of Everypony Loves and watching the premiere episode of the third season when I came up with this. I only have one more chapter planned, TWO max. Unless this is really well received and after the ending people really want more I might consider it unless I can't think of a coherent way to continue it. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy it. I Loooove comments so let me know what you think. Also I'm sorry that Pinkie Pie's part wasn't as good, I'm not very good at writing for her, but I'm trying to improve! (yay)
Vacation in the Crystal Empire.
Chapter 1: Vacation gone wrong?
It had been a couple weeks already since Twilight and her friends had saved the Crystal Empire along with the help of Shining Armor and his wife Princess Cadence. Soon Twilight
ApplejacksonApplejackson2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Consarn it Pinkie Pie. How do you manage to cause such a mess?" Applejack thought, cleaning off yet another glob of frosting with a paper towel before tossing it into a nearby garbage pail.
She looked around and sighed. The entire bedroom was a disaster. Baking utensils scattered all around the floor like pieces of debris after a hurricane. Globs of batter and frosting covered the walls, floor and ceiling. Glassware that once gave the pink mare's room an element of beauty were shattered, pieces of which littered the floor like shrapnel. It was too great of a mess to be handled by one pony, even if that one pony happened to be Pinkie Pie.
Frustrated with her lack of success cleaning solo, the pink mare ran outside to ask passing ponies for assistance. She wasn't having any luck until Applejack and Rainbow Dash walked by, giving their friend a small wave as they passed. Pinkie Pie took advantage of the opportunity and jumped in front of them, her breathing hea
Mares on a Moonlit Night Ch15Mares on a Moonlit Night Ch152 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 15: Where the Sunlight Doesn't Reach
Rainbow and Applejack had been running for some time now. It was very dark and cold. They could feel the dampness in the air go inside their noses and spread across their body. The air was very stiff and they couldn't run very well because of the terrain. They tripped and fell here and there with holes, roots and rocks. Applejack had her mane loose for a long time now, both hair bands gone a long time ago in a tree's branches.
Streaks of light poured here and there from small gaps so it wasn't that hard to see. Rainbow's mane got stuck once or twice and her hooves started to ache. They needed to outrun it and escape to the farthest place they could go as long as it didn't catch them. If they could only lose it they'd at least slow down. That didn't seem to be the case. The screeching got louder as it came nearer and nearer. They found a small ditch and cowered in there. Rainbow realized Applejack was chewing on her hair as it w
The Nightmare Night Chronicles- Pinkie of the DeadThe Nightmare Night Chronicles- Pinkie of the Dead2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Link to un-submitted FIMFiction version: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60883/The-Nightmare-Night-Chronicles-
Chapter 1: Pinkie of the Dead
Celestia’s sun slowly began its descent into the distant horizon, turning the sky a haunting red. Little foals, colts and fillies started to wander the streets of Ponyville, dressed in their most terrifying and impressive costumes. There were ghosts, and monsters, goblins and ghouls. There was even a little orange pegasus dressed as an Eagle, a white hood with a hooked beak and a set of brown feathers over her body. With her, there was a little white unicorn dressed up as a rock-star and a little yellow earth pony dressed as a buffalo, red and white paint streaked over her face and a large feathered headdress atop her crown.
“Scootaloo, why couldn’t you just pick a normal costume to wear?” Sweetie Belle asked her feathered friend.
“Because I’m trying to create a different image,” Scootaloo retorted.
Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.Rainbow Dash vs Mare-Do-Well: the Complete Battle.2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A certain pegasus flew back into Ponyville to find the entire town completely deserted. She flew all around, obviously checking the homes of her friends. Twilight’s Golden Oaks Library was all books and no ponies, every dessert in Sugarcube Corner was left untouched by Pinkie Pie, Sweet Apple Acres had no work of Applejack’s done, the Carousel Boutique had no Rarity for all those dresses, and Fluttershy’s cottage didn’t have a single living thing even living there.
Once Rainbow Dash checked everywhere else, she did find one caped figure standing in front of the town square. Next to the figure was a life sized statue of Rainbow Dash, but it was wearing a helmet, a red cape with a golden zipper, red strap on and a cloud making a yellow lightning bolt on it, and four golden gauntlets with tiny white wings for each hoof of the statue. The helmet and gauntlets were rainbow colored and had golden coverings to assure they were made of metal.
Once she flew close enough,
Obsessive Collection DisorderObsessive Collection Disorder2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
LINK TO FIMFICTION: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60378/Obsessive-Collection-Disorder
Obsessive Collection Disorder
"Okay, so I'll put the hydra card here. My timber wolf card here. Hm...where should I put my fairy card?" Twilight put her hoof to her chin as she thought, looking down at the flat piece of cardboard showing the image of a fairy (what looked like a tiny pegasus with a flowing blonde mane and crystal-clear gown). It was one of the many cards Twilight, as well as three-fourths of Ponyville, collected as a part of the "Creatures of the Everfree" card series-the latest collector's fad to hit Equestria.
"Ah-hah! Right here!" Twilight thought in triumph, sliding the fairy card into an empty slot, "Gotta be organized for when I show you to my friends, just as soon as I finish my collection."
About two years before, a group of three scientist unicorns from the Canterlot University of Scientific and Magical Research spent an enormous sum
Shadow's Sleepover: Part 3Rouge: Aaaaaand DONE!! (*finally done putting tape on Shadow and Silvers mouths*)Shadow's Sleepover: Part 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Silver: Mrmm mermmr MMRRERMMM murmmm... TT
Rouge: ... What'd he say, Blaze?
Blaze: Don't worry, I speak idiot. He said "This is gonna REEEEEEEEEEALLY hurt when it comes off."
(We interrupt this crudely thought up script about Shadows Sleepover to bring you a news flash. Blaze the Cat is adding translations. She will be adding a translation from Idiot to English in parenthesis when the need be. Thank you, and have a nice muffin.)
Rouge: Oh, well, yes, it will. ^^
Silver & Shadow: 0.o()
(Once again, we interrupt this script to bring you news that there was a typo in the last interruption. It should actually say, Thank you and have a nice cup of shut the strewth up. But, oh well. If youre hungry rather than thirsty, you can still have the muffin.)
Rouge: Okay Blaze, got the markers?
Blaze: (*holds up marker box with an evil smile*) Yup!! ^^
Shadow: O.O MRMM!! MRRM MUUUUURM
Poem You make me feel so happyPoem You make me feel so happy2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I remember all the good times we had
But now you say you love me
It makes me feel so glad.
Your fiery eye's they excite me
Your rainbow mane delights me.
To hide this feeling is becoming a chore
Each day I love you more and more.
I want you here in my arms
Where I can protect you from harm.
My love for you shall forever last
Oh how I adore you Rainbow Dash!
Soarin' with Apples Chapter 6Soarin' with Apples Chapter 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ch 6: A quadruple party with fudge on top
The next day was the day of the party and everyone on the farm had the day off, aside from the work needed to prepare for the festivities. After breakfast, Granny and Applejack set themselves to work in the kitchen making pies, fritters, caramel apples and a whole host of other apple treats. Big Macintosh busied himself doing work in the small vegetable garden out back. Apple Bloom and the Crusaders went to their clubhouse to think of new ways to crusade for their cutie marks.
The preparations didn't take long and there weren't that many of them, so Soarin' was left to his own devices for the day. He walked out onto the front porch, feeling the gentle breeze against his skin. Stepping off the porch, he closed his eyes and reveled in the feel of the wind as it caressed his fur and the warmth of the sun's touch.
His enjoyment was cut short as he was startled by a voice from above. Looking up, he saw Spitfire hovering over him, havin
Shadow's Sleepover4:47 P.M.Shadow's Sleepover7 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rouge: (*sitting on a lawn chair in her backyard by her pool*) Ahh what a nice evening to relax
Rouge: Well, so much for that.
Shadow: (*comes running out back door and stands in front of Rouge*) W-why is th-that p-p-pink th-thing a-at ou-our front d-door?!
Shadow: You know, that girl thats obsessed with the faker. Amy Tulip? Amy Carnation?
Rouge: Amy Rose! ^-^
Shadow: Yeah, thats it. Oh, and that purple cat is there with her. Not the fat one, the skinny one. Fire? Flame?
Rouge: (*gasp*) And Blaze too! They must be here for the sleep-over! ^-^
Shadow: Sleep over? Whats that?
Rouge: TT Do not annoy me with stupid questions, Shadow. Here, Ill tell ya if you go and get them for me.
Shadow: ^-^ Okay! (*runs and gets Amy and Blaze*) (*comes back with Amy and Blaze*)
Rouge: 0.o TT What took ya?
Shadow: So! Whats a sleep-over?!
Amy: 0.o What?! Have you lived in a cave all your life?!
Shadow: If by
Raindrops and CloudbubblesRaindrops and CloudbubblesRaindrops and Cloudbubbles3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Alternate Ending to Bubbles
Author's note: I don't usually write fanfics, but after reading the story "Bubbles" and viewing RizCifra's picture based on it (http://rizcifra.deviantart.com/#/d3gdd85), I was moved so greatly that I felt that this story just had to be written.
Recommended Song: A Summer Long Since Past by Virginia Astley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=002pBPeRorg)
Derpy was all alone. Some time had passed since Mommy had left Derpy under the tree on top of the mountain, and Derpy was getting very hungry. Derpy decided that Mommy must be coming back soon, so she would make a few more bubbles while she waited. As she made more bubbles one of them seemed to be bigger than the others, and she stopped and watched it intently as it floated slowly in front of her. All the rainbow colors swirling around in the bubble was entrancing to Derpy, and she felt very happy. As she watched the colors play our their endless dance, she no
As the Wheel TurnsAs the Wheel Turns2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
As the Wheel Turns
Snips and Snails were dripping sweat as they struggled to drag along the heavy wooden cart that dug into the ground. The cart plowed up the dirt and left a sizable trench in its wake. They looked at one another, tired and worn out from pulling the new tyrant of ponyville to the edge of the forcefield. They stopped for a moment to take a quick break. As soon as they had stopped, a glowing red whip snapped at their backsides from mid-air.
"Pull you fools!" the whip snapped it at them twice more. "Somepony set off the magic forcefield and Trixie intends to punish them!" shouted Trixie as she prepared to whip her subjects once more for good measure. She did not have to go through with the final whip, as the two simpletons had begun to move twice as fast as they previously were. Snips craned his head back towards the unrelenting whip wielder.
"But wouldn't it be faster if we had some wheels?" he asked nervously, his voice higher than usual.
Trixie's head snapped up and he
Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 11Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 112 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 11: Fillydephila Showdown! Vs. ChaosColt & the Egg Stallion!
Where We Last Left on in the Last Chapter, Team Chaos & Team Sol Head to Fillydephila in order to find the next emerald. But when one of the Ponyfolk on Team Chaos Side, Displays an act of Violence towards his wife in public. Knux & AJ Stop the Abuser's tracks only to find out he's possessed by the Chaos Emerald He holds, Transforming him into n a Chaos Powered Colt of Destruction. Meanwhile on Team Sol's Side, The Gang gets One Step Closer to the Next Sol Emerald. That is Until Dr. Eggman, after been blasted off by Marine has comeback with a new Intention. The Egg Stallion. Now With 2 Teams Facing Against 2 Obstacles. Their Quest will get more challenged by the second. Will these 2 challenges get in the way of our heroes quest to find all the emeralds? Find out Right Now on the Next Chapter of Sonic & Rainbow Dash Adventure!
Battle: Team Chaos vs. ChaosColt
(music: Yikes-Bleach: Shattered Blade)
As The Chaos powered
Cry for Eternity - Chapter 4Cry for Eternity - Chapter 42 years ago in Drama More Like This
The soft prodding of a hoof on her side slowly pulled Twilight out of her slumber. She was awake and she was not happy about it. She waved off the offending pony and rolled over.
A soft and comfortably familiar voice whispered softly into her ear, "Come on, Twilight. Time to get up, it's your big day!"
Big day or not, Twilight's head was pounding, her body was aching and her eyes refused to open. She felt like an absolute train wreck. She rolled over and pulled her covers over her head. Maybe the intruder would go away if she ignored them.
"I thought you'd be excited! What's wrong with- Oh, I see..."
Whoever it was, they fell silent as the clopping of hooves reached Twilight's ears, fading off into another room. A couple minutes later, they returned, grabbed one of Twilight's forelegs and pulled her off of her vastly over-sized bed, causing her to land roughly on her hooves. Leaning against her waker, she felt herself being guided somewhere. Where didn't exactly matter, as long as she
Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 10Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Chapter 102 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 10: Meeting with Old Friends, the Formation of Team Chaos, Team Sol & Team Guardians!
Where we last left off in the last Chapter, Our Heroes just fought off an Ursa Major, who was powered by the Chaos Emeralds. It was then Dr. Eggman Took the emerald & planned an escape to
this base. Just as all hope was lost. It was just then a mysterious White Hedgehog Stopped
the mad doctor & took the emerald out of his grip via his telekinesis & A Female Raccoon
blasted a shot of energy at the Doctor. That sent him flying. The 2 figures reveal to be
Sliver the Hedgehog & Marine the Raccoon traveling alongside them is a crossed-eyed Pegasus
Named Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo & a mysterious Brown Earth Pony with an Hourglass as a cutie
mark. Who is this Mysterious Mare that Stands in front of the Mane 6 & the Sonic team? The
answers will be revealed on this chapter of Sonic & Rainbow Dash Adventure!
Twilight Sparkle: Who's this guy?
???: Oh Pardon me, I'm Known as the Doctor.
All: The Doctor?
Overthinking MLP:FIM S2E24Overthinking MLP:FIM S2E243 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
"MMMystery on the Friendship Express"
An Overthought Review of MLP:FIM Season 2, Episode 24.
Note: This review is entirely subjective; I'm not making any objective statement on the quality of the episode. Also, spoilers. I'm totally going to reveal who ruined the cake before I even get to the part where the cake is ruined.
0:00-1:48: They need a Mobile Launcher Platform
That is a big cake. We have a pretty solid (if long) opening scene here; it really really goes out of it's way to emphasize how important it is that the cake gets to where it's going without getting damaged. Mr. Cake just about has a nervous breakdown every time the cake even appears to be in danger, and Pinkie goes to rather enormous lengths to ensure that the cake is undamaged. The entire sequence is amusing just to see how absurd the whole situation becomes as each pony adds another layer of protection to the cake.
Of course, there are a few un
Review of MLP: FiM's Crystal EmpireReview of MLP: FiM's Crystal Empire2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
The big two-parter has arrived! And My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is kicking off with the Crystal Empire two-parter.
The first part is about Celestia giving Twilight the rather monumental test of finding a way to protect the Crystal Empire upon its mysterious return from the shadowy King Sombra (meaning shadow in Spanish).
And the second part is focuses more on Twilight finding the Crystal Heart which is key to stopping Sombra.
This two parter is easily the most visually stunning two-parter yet. Everything from movement to lighting to the absolutely gorgeous looking Crystal Empire is incredibly well-designed.
And surprisingly enough, darker as well. As in, there was more liberal use of black and shadows this time around, giving some pivotal scenes more atmosphere.
This willingness to be 'dark' just means that kids get a more well-rounded entertainment. They're gonna' have to use the potty on their own one day after all.
However, that's also the double-edge sword with Crystal Empi
Health and Love part 1Health and Love part 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
A dramatic love story starring Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
The day had begun like any other before it for Fluttershy. That is until she got a wonderful surprise visit from a certain special somepony.
Her rooster Filibuster had made it his mission that Fluttershy would greet the day as per usual along with the rising sun. After rubbing the waning memories of her dreams from her eyes she drifted down to her kitchen to start simmering a pot of alfalfa soup. As she carefully added the savory and basil into the pot she realized she decided to try something a little more bold that morning; so she indulged herself with a single sprinkle of nutmeg for a bit of extra spike.
Fluttershy turned the burner to low so it could simmer while she tended to her pet chickens in the yard. By the time she reached the coup with the feedbag resting on her back Filibuster was already strutting about the pen. He seemed to be putting on a show for
Twilight SwitchTwilight Switch3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(Pony Permutation Project: Episode 8)
"...and that, Spike, is the official meaning of life," said Twilight Sparkle as they walked along one of Ponyville's roads.
"Whoa, Twilight," said Spike, his voice laced with awe. "Really?"
"Really really!" said Twilight, smiling with pride. "At least, as applied to bunnies. Ponies and dragons are a teensy bit more complicated, so our answers will take me a lot longer to come up with. Probably years!"
"Well, I'll help you find them however I can." Spike chuckled. "Though somehow, I don't think Angel will be all that pleased with your findings..."
"Oh, wow, good point. Well, maybe Fluttershy can talk him dow-" Twilight paused, thought about the possibility for a few seconds, then said, "You know what, you're right. Let's just not tell him. He seems to have fun with his life--if all of a sudden we tell him that he actually has no true free w
You Look Good in PinkPinkie Pie waited impatiently at the train station, squinting down the tracks. She hopped up and down, ran around in a circle, made a quick snowpony, then sat down and sighed. It seemed like the train would never come. She ran over to the pony in the ticket window. "What time did you say the train was coming again?" she asked.You Look Good in Pink3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The grey pony rolled his eyes. "As I just said not thirty seconds ago," he replied. "The train should be here in two or three minutes. Have some patience, ma'am."
Pinkie Pie sighed, then went to sit on a bench and stared down the tracks, fiddling with her scarf. "Come on, come on," she whispered.
Suddenly, her ears pricked as she heard a very faint whistle. She let out a gasp and sat up. "I can hear it! I can hear it!"
Soon, she could see it as well. She bounced eagerly as it slid into the station, looking up and down the cars. "Where is he? Where is he?" she wondered aloud.
As if to answer her question, a golden stallion in a cowpony hat and vest stepped off the
Discord Babysitting: ApplejackDiscord Babysitting: Applejack3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Huffing and panting as she crawls for the door, Applejack glares at the three fillies that wouldn't get off her. "Apple Bloom, you and your friends need to get off so I can go!" Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo were all clinging to her, begging her not to go. "Consarn it, you three act like you never had a babysitter before! Are you two just going to watch?! Help me!"
Rainbow Dash rolls around laughing and wipes a tear from her eye. "I'm sorry. I'm too busy laughing to help! Besides, it is kind of cute."
Rarity nods and says, "I'd rather not get this dress damaged by these ruffians. I am rather shocked they can slow you down though. I thought you were stronger than this."
Applejack huffs and says, "These three are determined right now!" She gives one good buck and sends them all flying. "Finally, now we can go to the ceremony! Big Macintosh and Granny Smith are gonna be worried if I don't get there to help out soon with the cider!"
Rainbow Dash be
What has every MLP:FiM episode taught meWhat has every MLP:FiM episode taught me1 year ago in Humor More Like This
1,2. Friendship is Magic part 1&2 - Spies are all amongst us.
3. The Ticket Master - Friends will bite off your head if you don't give them what they want.
4. Applebuck Season - Working hard is equal to doing hard drugs.
5. Griffon the Brush Off - Winged creatures are assholes.
6. Boast Busters - Wearing a wizard hat does not make you one.
7. Dragonshy - Winged creatures are assholes.
8. Look Before You Sleep - Inviting friends to your house is generally a bad idea.
9. Birdle Gossip - Black people are awesome.
10. Swarm of the Century - Always listen to insane ones.
11. Winter Wrap Up - Ploughing snow is super effective.
12. Call of the Cutie - Apparently having no destiny is bad for your frame of mind. Unless you can share it with someone else.
13. Fall Weather Friends - 42. That's all.
14. Suited for Success - Friends will bite off your head if you don't give them what they want.
15. Feeling Pinkie Keen - Always listen to insane ones.
16. Sonic Rainboom - A unicorn with hast