HK-47 QuotesFunny Hk-47 quotesHK-47 Quotes7 years ago in Humor More Like This
couldn't find all of em' so these should so for now ^^
"My restraining bolt shall be deactivated when you take possesion of me.Am i to accompany you now? Shall i kill something for you?"
"Kill something for me?"
"Answer: Indeed. I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At you rcommand, of course, Master."
"Bt since you purchesed that worn out HK, you will egt excelent prices as soon as im restocked."
"Objection: Worn out!? Listen you talentless organic meatbag..... one word from my master and i will tear you apart, limb from usless limb."
"Err---- you've gotten a little hostile there, droid, haven't you?"
"I have always been hostlie. Now that i no longer rely on yo and your primative maintenence skills i do not need to hide it."
"It is quite possible taht tampering has simply erased my core permanantly. If that is so, a meatbag will surely pay!"
"It did not take long for my master to realize his mistake. By then i had terminated 104 corpo
SW: Celia:: The Last TrialF.SanSW: Celia:: The Last Trial6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
The Last Trial
She was sitting by the doorway of an apparently deserted building. The rain had stopped, and she was glad it did. Now the sun was setting and the narrow streets of the ghost city were getting darker by the minute. She looked up, the candy bar she was munching on sticking out of her mouth. The clouds were slowly disappearing, as if the heavy rain she had suffered since the day before was merely a bad memory.
As she felt a familiar presence approaching the planet, she got up, grabbed her dirty robe and started to walk in the streets again. I would be a dozen of minutes before he arrived, she should be able to meet with him then. She brushed her blond hair with her hand. She was tired and longing for a good bath, but knowing him, she wouldnt be allowed such luxury before a while.
A X-Wing entered the atmosphere of the planet Selagis VI,
Star Wars: Mel'Anctha OmoroseStar Wars: Mel'Anctha Omorose4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Our time has come. For three hundred years, we prepared. We grew stronger while you rested in your cradle of power, believing your people were safe and protected. You were trusted to lead the Republic but you were deceived, as our powers of the dark side have blinded you. You assumed no force could challenge you and now finally, we have returned. You were deceived. And now your Republic shall fall."
"Following the Jedi Civil War, three-hundred years ago, the Council took it upon themselves to see that all remaining traces of the Sith were properly dealt with. Times were dire. The Republic was war torn and had undergone dramatic changes. The death toll, was catastrophic. Many Jedi aided in rebuilding and seeing to those that were in need. As such, not many JedI could be spared to ensure that the Sith did not r
Sol.Terra - Episode 1.1: Terra DayCal stepped into the doorway of his shuttle and raised a hand to shield his eyes. The light on Terra was so harsh, particularly this continent. He reached into his coat and pulled out the tinted glasses and the bio-scanner he carried. Slipping the glasses on, he checked the scanner screen to make sure he had landed in the right place. The readout confirmed it: Sol.Terra, Australia, Sydney. A small blip on the corner of the screen told him the Soschan he’d been sent to find wasn’t far away. Too violent for IU membership, many Soschans had taken to using their unique camouflage ability to emigrate Off-World illegally. This suited Cal just fine, as it gave him an excuse to travel there as well to pick them up.Sol.Terra - Episode 1.1: Terra Day5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pocketing the device, Cal stepped down onto the dry grass and looked out across the small park and at the city properly, his breath coming out in a small whoosh. Balloons and streamers of every colour scattered the park and street. Garlands draped across the lamp posts a
Love, Ass, and ArbitrationCarth was sure he'd seen this negligee before. He couldn't quite place it, but every detail rang a bell in his stubbornly vague memory, suggesting a specific incident that his fogged brain simply couldn't dredge up.Love, Ass, and Arbitration6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Holding up the sartorial confection in examination, he couldn't help but notice the barely-there spaghetti straps, the shimmer of the translucent yellow chiffon, and the suggestively placed insets of pale coral lace. It was also damp, smelling faintly of lilac laundry detergent.
The negligee wasn't the only freshly washed clothing on display. The whole ship was draped in clotheslines pegged with an array of every conceivable article of clothing. The Ebon Hawk's designers, curse their inbred existence, had bestowed upon the ship a washing machine but no dryer. Space was tight enough without one. Carth had always thought having a 'fresher made up for it, but today he was not feeling especially grateful.
While on Korriban, none of the crew had time to do laundry, and now
Jedi Code, Sith CodeJedi Code:Jedi Code, Sith Code9 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is The Force.
Old Sith Code:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
New Sith Code:
There is no peace, there is anger.
There is no fear, there is power.
There is no death, there is immortality.
There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side.
I am the heart of the darkness.
I know no fear, and I instill it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of the worlds.
I know the power of the Dark Side.
I am the fire of hate, all the universe bows before me.
I pledge myself to the Darkness, for I hav found true life in the death of the light.
::Collison's Datapad::::Collison's Datapad::6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
[logging in... please wait..... one moment please... loading....
Welcome Master Collison Montross!]
Hmmm it seems this thing doesn't work fast enough for my tastes... I think that Celia gave me a dud of some sort. Padawans these days. Heh.
Anyways, my first log of what might be many. Oddly enough its to keep a record of my findings with the creation of a holocron. Too bad the Great Library doens't have recent material on the subject. Why Masters of days past never made a tutorial on such a thing... it's almost as if they don't want to share their knowledge. Selfish really. But I guess I can understand why they made it so elusive, since the Sith are the ones who created the first Holocron. Atleast from what I discovered when I was my alter ego. Heh, Darth Entreri, as much as I resent the fact that I once fell to the darkside, I have to admit the fact by doing so opened my mind to many great things. Even if I was destro
Still Hers (Loki and Frigga)Odin tries to forbid her from seeing him. She knows it’s out of some misguided desire to protect her, but it angers her still. Somewhere between the banishment of her firstborn and the supposed death of her adopted son, Frigga has lost faith in her husband. She no longer sees him as the infallible All-Father, but a mere man who, when faced with the defiance of his beloved sons, had not known how to act.Still Hers (Loki and Frigga)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Odin did not tell her Loki is alive. It is Thor who breaks the news after his return from Midgard. His blue eyes are clouded as he describes his brother’s state.
“He is not the Loki we know, Mother,” he says. His voice carries the grief of a thousand years—of memories of laughter and mischief between brothers, all as lost as if they had never happened.
Frigga embraces her son, now so tall and strapping she can barely fit her arms around him. “But he is Loki,” she whispers. “He is ours.”
Thor nods and buries his head
:: Collison's Datapad Pt 2 :::: Collison's Datapad Pt 2 ::5 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
[loading system schematics... updating memory core....
data corruption detected... system has loaded but with errors...]
[welcome Master Collison Montross]
I was really expecting to find this datapad destroyed. Thank the force someone got my distress call, seems I am in debt to Master Karis. From what I read in the medical reports, I was out for quite some time in the bacta tank, floating there like some sort of scientific experiment. Currenty, I am in a sling and limping a great deal even with a cane. I feel very vaunerable not to mention helpless. The force can only heal on so much until the natural healing process has done it's thing with the help of modern medicne. So my efforts to gather more information on Holocron's are at a stand still until I am at 100%. On top of that, I am to stay here on the Temples grounds, medical's orders (from a doctor they won't release the name of) as well as Grand Master Robert's wishes. I can understand why, but I really would like to
Boba Fett Entrance and Victory QuotesStandard Quotes:Boba Fett Entrance and Victory Quotes2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
I'm getting paid a lot of cash for this. [Entrance quote]
This better be worth 5000 dollars... [Entrance quote]
You're coming with me. [Entrance quote]
That was so pathetic, I'm considering charging less. [Win quote]
All right, get up. I haven't got all day. [Win quote]
Now to collect my reward. [Win quote]
Nothing personal, really. Just business. [Results Screen Quote]
So... Ya done fighting? [Results Screen Quote]
Stop squirming! Do you want me to drop you?! [Results Screen Quote]
Quotes against Samus:
A fellow bounty hunter...? [Entrance quote]
...No. I won't go through that again. [Win quote] [Referencing his failed marriage]
I swore off women for the rest of my life... I'm not changing that, no matter how attractive you are.
Quotes against Taokaka:
You're an embarrassment to bounty hunters, do you know that? [Entrance Quote]
Now that you're down and out, leave me alone. [Win Quote]
Quotes against Justin Bieber:
Some creepy lady has offered a ton of cash for you...
Snippy - Poem of DoomSnippy - Poem of Doom2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Oh Captain, my Captain! I say it to mock,
You're lucky as hell but to me you're a c***.
Please spare me the missions, I've no head for heights,
Balloons and big lists lead me only to blights.
Evading the probes of an alien race,
Then having to witness your > : ( angry face...
But what choice have I? I'm involved in these fights,
With Cancerous space-monsters full of red sprites,
And Lemonade weirdos and God knows what next,
Just how can you stay so serene and unvexed?
What price should I pay for your simple delights,
Be eaten by whales after soiling my whites?
I know you won't listen, but you'll come unstuck,
And one of these days you'll run right out of luck,
Your empire will fall, and your ego besides,
It's karma for sure, like the turn of the tides,
And then I will lol, sitting in my own muck,
Coz after all this I just won't give a f***.
Flames of Old EpilogueFlames of Old Epilogue2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flames of Old Epilogue
Game: SWTOR, with hints of KOTOR
Characters: Sith Warrior x3, Sith Inquisitor
Disclaimer: SWTOR, KOTOR [c] Bioware, LucasArts; Viile/Dunamis [c]darthgamer96, used with permission
Ilum is one of the coldest and darkest planets in the galaxy. It is the home of buried dreams, crushed rebellions, and fallen heroes. Many warriors rose and fell on Ilum's surface to battles, betrayal, and nature's wrath. However, none of those fallen warriors have ever risen from the ice and snow. No one, that is, except one.
Among the corpses collected from Malgus' rebellion that were committed to the snow, a Sith pureblood took his first breath. He took deep breaths and let them out as if he was breathing life for the first time. However, this wasn't the first time and by all explanations his last should have come and gone days ago. As he began to re-gain consciousness, he looked around at his desolate surroundings. I'm alive, he th
More General Grievous FactsMore General Grievous Facts8 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
General Grievous can always pick up a girl by walking up to her and saying, "I wub you."
General Grievous was not a coward in Episode III. He merely saw that Obi-wan had borrowed Chuck Norris' beard for the weekend and he did the only sensible thing he could do.
One year Santa Claus decided to take a vacation and entrusted his duties of delivering toys to kids to General Grievous. It was a very disappointing year for the kids.
General Grievous tried to market T-shirts that read "I HAVE AIDS" in big letters, but all the companies found it too tasteless to manufacture. Grievous resorted to making them himself out of old undershirts and magic markers. He then went to school playgrounds and sold them to first-graders.
General Grievous *can* stop the music.
General Grievous invented Pixy Sticks.
General Grievous always suspects the Spanish Inquisition.
General Grievous is actually the godfather of Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, founder of somethingawful.com
DepressionI've heard so many people tell those who suffer depression to just 'cheer up.' I wonder if they can really believe that it's that simple.Depression8 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Depression isn't just sadness. It is emptiness, it is misery. It is pain and nothingness at once. When you are truly depressed you lack the ability or will to cheer yourself up. No one just 'has depression.' You suffer from it. This is depression:
You will wake at 5, 6, maybe 7am, feeling as though you had only just fallen asleep. It's likely you did. If you don't have to be somewhere, you could lie in bed for another 3 hours...too tired, too miserable and pathetic to crawl out of you bed. Or maybe you will sleep until 1pm, because it's so much easier to sleep through most of the day than actually live it, and you're so unbelievably tired anyway. You will push through the day, knowing that every hour will be a struggle and not knowing how you will feel tomorrow. People will ask what is wrong, and you will simply smile and say 'nothing, I'm just tired
Bump In The NightCarth had put up with enough.Bump In The Night6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After enduring Mission Vao's many, varied, and concerted efforts to make his life on the Ebon Hawk completely miserable, he'd finally snapped. No more would he suffer this sadistic torture.
It had all started on Dantooine, with the short-sheeting of his bunk. He'd let that incident slide; Mission had been gloomy and withdrawn for almost an entire week because of the destruction of Taris, and at the time the prank had seemed like a return to her impish, irrepressible self. He was soon to learn that short-sheeting was merely a prelude to her virtuosic symphony of mischief.
On Tatooine it had been a few grains of second-rate glitterstim in his water canteen. Without light to activate it, Carth escaped the full effects, but the sodden taste that lingered in his mouth couldn't have been worse if he'd spent the day licking biohazardous waste from the underside of a medical droid. Coupled with that was the half-hearted but profoundly haunting telepathic suggestio
One Minute Star WarsOne Minute Star Wars9 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One Minute Star Wars
by Gagan Gupta
Quigon Jin: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Am I a Jedi yet?
Obi Wan: No
Anakin: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Obi Wan: Soon
Anakin: Fuck You I'm going to the Dark Side
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Luke: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi
Yoda: Jedi, you will be
Luke: Am I Jedi yet?
Vader: I am your father
Luke: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Yoda: After you kill daddy
Luke: Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister??
Marked SoulsONEMarked Souls2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Not wanting to breathe anymore, I sat down, in front of the wall, staring blankly at it's white surface. Noises were rushing by and mixing into on annoying hum in tired ears.
I could make out laughter, but it made sick, so I blocked it out with the rest of the world.
I just wasn't able to go on any longer, my head was heavy and pressing down. The pressure inside tempting me to hit my head until it split open, so all the ghosts and pain could escape.
But I wasn't allowed. They said they cared. Maybe they were real....
A sharp pain seared through my body and I began to shiver, thoughts of hate made my eyes burn and my fingertips tingle with the need to destroy.
But the memory of punishment kept me from freeing the violence that was building in me.
My body ached, I wasn't able to breathe, everything blurred. I wailed and grasped my head with my shaking heads, pulling my knees to my chin I began rocking forth and back to sooth my wrecked body and feelings. I wanted to scream but my voi
Call of Duty: Bullet PointsIt was a typical night in Afghanistan and by Afghanistan's standards, typical meant hotter than two rats fucking inside a wool sock and drier than an Arab's bath-mat.Call of Duty: Bullet Points2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was also eerily quiet. The silence was broken only by the faint crunch of booted feet on sun-baked ground as a company of Royal Marine Commandos consisting of three twelve-man teams picked their way cautiously towards their target which, in this case, was a small village on the outskirts of Helmand Province.
Truthfully, "village" was something of a generous overstatement. It was really little more than a collection of mud huts, surrounded by a low stone wall with occasional patches of shrubbery dotted sparsely about.
A few weeks ago it had housed several dozen small families; then the insurgents had come. They'd rousted the villagers out of their homes in the middle of the night at gunpoint, shooting anyone who resisted - and a couple who didn't, just to make an example of them - kidnapped the eldest boys
SW DWOTOR Ch. 4 Sacking of CoruscantThe Great Galactic War raged to a stalemate.SW DWOTOR Ch. 4 Sacking of Coruscant9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
At the beginning of the War the Sith Empire took much of the Outer Rim, in the events after Alderaan, the Sith's advance stopped short of the Mid Rim, nearly dividing the galaxy in half between the two superpowers.
After Alderaan. Tasogare, now Darth Shadow, worked in a number of campaigns with Dark Malgus, whom he befriended at Alderaan.
After a defeat, Malgus was blamed for the death of a fellow Sith Lord who died in the battle. He regained his honor in the costly reconquest of Ord Radama.
Now he invited Tasogare to Dromund Kaas to discuss the latest plot of the Sith Empire in private
He arrived in the forests near Kaas City to a secluded area where Malgus and Tasogade agreed to meet.
Tasogare arrived at location to see he was here first, or so it seems.
Moments after he arrived a shadow loomed over him. He looked up to see it was Malgus with his blade drawn and lunged toward him.
Tasogare jumped to the side as he d
FaithFaith3 years ago in Settings More Like This
The cold wind whipped my hair back as I darted down the streets of the city. The darkness of night made it difficult to sense my direction but all that mattered was that I had escaped. My crew composed of three other men ran behind me, with myself leading the way. I drew my DH-17 off my hip and held it raised by my head as we ran, my crew saw my action and did the same. I held up a fist above my head to signal the boys and pointed to the opening of an alleyway up ahead. Dashing around the building corner into the alleyway, I stopped and rested my back up against the cool metal to catch my breath. One by one, my crew of three came around the corner after me and paused to rest as well.
"Keep your eyes peeled, men. He could be anywhere." I told them sternly, glancing around the dark alley to check the safety of our position.
"Yes, ma'am." My second in command nodded to me after he let out a cough. His spiky blonde hair was plastered to his forehead from our run. His face looked determined
Tabris Journal part 1Entry 01:Tabris Journal part 16 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
[Loading terminal 101...... un. Tabris Longuine. Pw.***********]
Master Kyman Rheert suggested that I should write down a journal of some kind, as it could help me lay down everything I come across, and could later be used when I have a padawan of my own. That was a rather strange suggestion, since he himself never showed me any journals he would have written, though I suspect he keeps one himself. But I find the idea interesting, so I will give it a try.
Today I am 15 standard years old, and Master Rheert decided to bring me to the caves of Ilum in order to find some crystals. He thinks that I should now have my own lightsaber, instead of using the one I was given. One that should fit my needs, and my fighting style. I must admit I like the idea, but I cant help wondering what we are going to find on Ilum. As Master often says, I have a bad feeling about this.
I always thought that the crystal cave was destroyed about 200 years ago by Count Dooku during t
Prologue1-Academia Pokemon GetPrologue1-Academia Pokemon Get3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After 2 long years, luck is finally looking my way, even thought it looks as if it was just sightseeing and ignoring me at times. Still, I finally made it! I got accepted into the Academia! I bet that you'll like to know the story, although you're probably not old enough to read it yet. Hopefully, mom will narrate it to you like the pirate stories she used to read me.
Well, I was walking straight to the main building with my good friend Lorenze standing proud in my shoulder, just like on those pirate tales I just mentioned (by the way, sis, he's a Chatot). The closer I was getting to the academy, the more the students stared at me with their respective "here comes the new meat" glares. As usual, I avoided eye-contact with everyone, since I had no intentions to start a conversation. I had been practicing all night about my pack-up plans in the case I got rejected for the fifth time.
I finally entered the main building, and walked into that room where the old lady that was in c
:: Droid Antics :::: Droid Antics ::6 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
*Thridi, who was left to fend for herself in a rather bright and clean environment, was scooped up by a chipper bronze droid. Thridi looked at the droid's glowing simulated eyes with a bit of anger as is spoke in it's peculiar British accent* OH MY! *the droid exclaimed* Why... you are filthy! look at those tattered clothes! no-no-nonononono! Those will not do, they will not to at ALL! *Thridi was now being dragged into a large door, which riddled with carvings of angels and other heroic scenes. Thridi tried to break the droid's firm grip on her wrist, but it was no use... she was coming whether she wanted to or not* Come along master, we have much to do... *Thridi now wore a bitter and sour face as she saw the sunlight disappear when she was under the cover of the elaborate marble place. She sighed and then thought to herself* I miss Rori... and my friend Diggory...
*Before long, the droid had stripped everything off of Thridi which wasn't much, just a bunch of old rags she stole from
My Box of SecretsMy Box of Secrets9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everytime I get my hopes up
They are shot down with a bleeding bullet
So I sit behind a locked door
In hopes that someone will find the key
I wish to tell you everything
And for you to just hold me while I cry
But I am afraid
Afraid that you will leave me alone again
Im afraid that you will walk out of that room
Pretending you never knew it existed
that's how it always happens
No one knows what to say, So they walk away
I want to believe you'll stay with me
Too many times Ive swept up the shards
So when you find the key that will give my release
Be prepared for what you'll uncover
Ill be sitting there, waiting
With my box of secrets resting in my lap
Just dont open it unless you're ready
I don't want to be let down again