“Now that I’ve fooled those imbecilic friends of yours pretty one, its time to feed you my special potion which will bind you to me forever as my obedient submissive slave. Hehehehehe!
"They think that you’ve returned to Kansas, as if anyone would want to go back to that pathetic flat as a pancake giant cornfield with tornadoes, and like you , they were fooled into thinking your little water trick had led to my demise. As they say deary, those rumors are greatly exaggerated! Cackle!
“Hehe… you all don’t realize that I'm totally immune to tap water. Now if you had used Perrier it may have been a different story! Anyway, now that Oz thinks I’m dead, I am free to direct my flying monkey army on its campaign against the wizard! My monkey generals will make him look like that baboon Saddam Hussein … a pathetic loser who better be hiding in a hole in the ground! Then I’ll be in charge! Cackle!
“ What? The Good Witch Glenda will stop me? Hahaha! Baby, Glenda works for me. I helped her pass her finals a WU (Witch University), and got her her first paying witch position… Good Witch of the Lower East Side of Munchkinville! Don't give me that look, we all have to start somewhere! Now look at her! She owes me big time and I’m collecting! Hehheheheheh!
"When I’m in charge there will be lots of changes. Oz will no longer be the back water of the fantasy worlds! We are going to compete in the global market with the North Pole, the Rabbit Hole, Toyland, Candyland, and Washington DC! Cackle!
"First, all those munchkins are going to work for a living. No more collecting disability for chronic height challenge syndrome! They are going to the coal mines and dig like all useful dwarfs!... and don’t tell me they are not dwarfs! Short is short!
"Second, those pathetic traveling companions of yours will be hunted down like the vermin that they are. Lions belong in their natural habitat, a zoo! We can get good money from the salvage yard for all that tin. And that straw dude, he's a walking fire hazard, not to mention my allergies!
"Finally, my pretty, your future will be best of all. This potion, which is approved by the FDA, will remove all your free will, common sense, and intelligence. Then, if I don't have you run for public office, you will be my eye candy girlfriend. Though we won't be telling anyone you are from dull ol' Kansas... we'll need to invent a suitably exotic back story for you. I know, we will say you are from the oasis of erotica and sensuality, the garden state of pleasure ... the Kingdom of New Jersey! That will certainly impress the dim witted masses! Cackle!
"In public you will be on my arm as a trophy of my triumph over the wizard. But your real role will be in the evenings in my chambers where together we will redefine the term chamber maid! Hehehehehe!"