RIA part one chapters 1-3CHAPTER ONE: In the Belly of The Beast
Ratchet tried to expect the unexpected, but what he found on the other side of the groundbridge was simply...unexpected.
He ran through the groundbridge and out into open air.
But that wasn't the worst of it all; directly below him, and rising at him with alarming speed, were the raging, black waves of an ocean.
He plummeted like a rock into the cold, swirling waters. At first he panicked. He's never really had to worry about water back in Nevada, since the entire state was
basically a desert. All he could see was solid black. Even when he looked up to the surface, which seemed to be rising farther away by the second, he could hardly tell
the difference between the sky and the water that now enveloped him.
It wasn't the fear of drowning. It's not like Cybertronians depended on air anyways. No, it was the fear of being lost forever in a dark, cold, lonely, and seemingly
never-ending prison of crushing water. It seemed that there was no light at the
The Day Grell Died pt.1--------------------------------THE DAY GRELL DIED---------------------------------------The Day Grell Died pt.14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*OK WELL THIS IS PART ONE OF DUNNO HOW MANY PARTS.
BASICALLY, THE REST OF THE STORY IS WILLIAM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DISPOSE OF GRELL'S 'BODY' WITH SOME HELP FROM RONALD... IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY XD
I'LL TELL YOU NOW, IT IS /NOT/ SOME WEIRD YAOI CRAP, I DON'T WRITE STUFF LIKE THAT...
WELL ENJOY IT ANYWAY... IF ANYONE READS IT AND IF PEOPLE WANT MORE, JUST SAY... I MIGHT PUT PART 2 UP ANYWAY~*
*ONE NIGHT AT ABOUT 3am. GRELL IS IN HIS ROOM (Next to William's), EVERYONE ELSE IS ALSO IN THEIR ROOMS, ASLEEP*
Grell: *Waking up from bad dream* Oh my...what an awful dream...Ugh I feel terrible...*Sniff* WILL!! WIIILLL!!!! WILLIAAAM!!!
William's voice (through the wall): Go to sleep Sutcliff.
Grell: WILL! I HAD A REALLY BAD DREAM!!
William: I DON'T CARE!
Grell: BUT I'M SCARED!! WIIIILLL!!
William: SHUT UP!
Grell: YOU WERE IN IT WILLIAM!!
William:...I'll be right over.
The Day Grell Died Pt. 5OK so far William and Ronald are trying to think of how to dispose of Grell's body. Ronald has gone to find Undertaker and William is still in Grell's room... What will happen?The Day Grell Died Pt. 54 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*ONE HOUR LATER*
William: *Pacing up and down* Come on Ronald, come on...
*Knock on the door*
William: (Crap...Maybe they'll go away...)
Eric: Come on Grell, we know you're in there.
Alan: Yeah, the superwhatshisname told us you were ill.
Eric: We wanted to see if you were OK, you know?
William: (Damn...) *In Grell's voice* Uh...Just hang on a second while I try and get out of bed, DEATH. (Glue, glue...where's the glue?)
Eric: Well, you know if you're too ill, it's fine...
William: No, no, just hang on a minute there...
*Outside the door, Grell's head pokes through with his eyes glued again*
Eric: Holy crap Grell, you look terrible!
William: Ohoho, no, no, no I'm fine, really... *Grell's left eye un-sticks and falls down*
Eric: Now Grell, don't wink at me, you know how annoyed I get
The Day Grell Died Pt. 4William and Ronald are stuck with a dead Grell and someone is knocking at the door! Who could it be?The Day Grell Died Pt. 44 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ronald: Don't swear William!
William: Shut up!
Voice: Hello? Sutcliff are you in there? I know you are.
Ronald: Now what?!
William: I have an idea...
*Outside the door*
Superior: *Knocking* Sutcliff-
*The door opens and Grell's head pokes out. His eyes have been glued open and his hand taped into the 'DEATH' sign*
Superior: Oh Grell...There you are.
Ronald: *Doing Grell's voice* Uh yeah, here I am haha...
William: *In Grell's voice* DEATH! *Pushes up taped hand with Death Scythe*
Superior: ...Lovely... Listen, Sutcliff, why aren't you at work?
Ronald: I...I didn't feel very well today, I'm sorry.
William: Yeah, I would have called in sick you know, but I uh... couldn't get out of bed DEATH.
Ronald: *Whispering to William* A little less DEATHs maybe?
William: Yeah OK...
Superior: Well you're out of bed now...
Ronald: Yeah, it's just...uh...I...
The Day Grell Died Pt.7 - EndOh my! It seems I miscalculated the length of this thing... Turns out that this is the final part D:The Day Grell Died Pt.7 - End4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Don't be sad though guys... I could do some sort of sequel if you REALLY want me to... But you'll have to wait a day or so so I can write it~ (This was just meant to be a short random thing XD) Well anyway... here it is - THE FINAL PART
William: *Kneeling next to bed* Well Grell, I guess this is it... It's been a funny old day hasn't it? And now you're going to just get disposed of like...like some common soul or something. Well you know what Grell, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being such a mean, cold-hearted spoilsport, I'm sorry for always hurting you and damn it Grell, I'm sorry I killed you. If I could only take a joke... *sigh* why did you have to turn weird Grell? You used to be so...normal and cool. It was actually FUN hanging around with you. And then we had to fall out didn't we? I lost my sense of humour, you turned gay for some reason and it all went downhill... Ugh... Stupid
Larten and Kurda's Adventures4Mika: *Walks by plant* *Stops and looks at plant* I. HATE. YOU. *Walks away*Larten and Kurda's Adventures45 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Plant: *Goes back into seed*
Arra: NOOO!! MY MILLION DOLLAR PLANT!
Larten: Can I borrow a pencil, Kurda?
Kurda: YOU MEAN THIS ONE? *Breaks pencil in half*
Pencil: *Cuts Kurda's hand*
Larten: I... I just needed a pencil...
Kurda: *Is bleeding from the cut on hand* Oh...
Kurda: HEY! Larten! *Poke* Larten! *Poke* Larten! *Poke* Larten! *Poke* Larten! *Poke* Lar! *Poke* Lar! *Poke* Lar! *Poke* Lar! *Poke* Ten! *Poke* Ten! *Poke* Ten! *Poke* Crepsley! *Poke* Crepsley! *Poke* Crepsley! *Poke* Crepsley! *Poke*
Larten: *Arm is cut everywhere from Kurda's nails* DAMMNIT, KURDA!! *Licks hand and rubs it on his hand to heal cuts* WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?
Kurda: Jeez. Don't have a spazz. I just wanted to ask if you seen my maps anywhere. I lost them yesturday.
Larten: > OK. I will look out for them.
*An hour later*
Larten: Hey, Kurda.
Kurda: Yes, Larten?
Larten: I found your maps!
Kurotalia Pt. 11*In the forest. Everyone is knocked out, Italy has fainted. Claude is talking to himself because he's weird...*Kurotalia Pt. 114 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Claude: Umm...Hi. My name's Claude and it's come to my attention that while everyone else's stories have been followed and continued, I've been sort of...ignored. I was just wondering if there was a reason for this?
Canada: Perhaps now you know how I feel...
Claude: Who said that?
Canada: Damn it!! I am SICK of people ignoring me!! It's just not on!!
Claude: Who's there? Is someone going to help me?
Canada: GAH!! THAT'S IT!! *Pulls out chainsaw*
William's Day Off Pt. 1--------------------William's Day Off--------------------------William's Day Off Pt. 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Note the events in this story take place a few weeks after those in 'The Day Grell Died' (Link in description). You don't have to have read the other story for this one to make sense, but it helps~
*Also, when things are in (brackets) it means that the character is thinking.
[It is a few weeks after the rather stressful situation in which William and Ronald were trying to deal with what they genuinely believed was the dead body of Grell. Although Ronald managed to brush off the events of the day, finding it rather funny in the end, William has still not really recovered from the shock of what happened and so frequently gets headaches as a result of this]
*It is 10am in William's office and he is doing paperwork as usual.*
William: *Writing* (I really need to hurry up... The inspector will be here soon and if they see all of this paperwork...ugh...)
Ronald: *Knocking on the door* Oh Williaaamm~ Are you in there?
Kurotalia Pt. 9Eric: H...Hello? (Is that weird Germany guy gonna shout again?) I...It's Eric here....*Waits tensely* ...Huh... HEY THERE!! ERIC HERE AT 66.6!! UNFORTUNATELY MY PAL ALAN IS ILL AT THE MOMENT more on that later SO I GOT A REPLACEMENT!! AND HEEEEERE HE IS!!Kurotalia Pt. 94 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Eric: (Were you even listening...?) Say hi to the nice audience, Poland!!
Poland: Oh right, like, hi and junk...
Eric: Since Alan is ill, it'll only be a short transmission; I just don't feel the same without my partner!!
Poland: OMG, are you guys, like, gay or something?
Eric: WHAT?! NO!! I meant my radio partner!!
Poland: Oh, 'cos you know, I'm like, totally cool with it if you are, you know?
Eric: Well we're not....Aaanyway, let's get straight in with some updates from the story!! First of all-
Poland: I'm bored.
Poland: Yeah, I'm like, SO bored. And this place is totally lame; we should paint it pink or something.
Poland: Yeah, and add some ponies and junk. And clouds and
The Day Grell Died Pt. 2OK, so far, William stabbed Grell a bit too much... No-one's reading it anyway, but I might as well put it up... *sigh*The Day Grell Died Pt. 24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Note - when stuff is in backets, they're thinking, not talking
*The next day, in William's office. William is writing reports and stuff as usual*
William: *Writing* (I wonder if he's OK...)
Ronald: *Knocking in the door* Yo, Will. Will, ya in there?
William: *Looking up* *Sigh* Come in, Knox.
Ronald: *Coming in* Are you busy?
William: Am I ever not? And it's William for God sake....
Ronald: *Sitting on William's desk* Yeah whatever. Listen, you seen Grell around today?
William: Uh... Not really, why?
Ronald: Well...It's just that he hasn't turned up to work today and no-one else seems to care...
William: Should they?
Ronald: Well, OK, probably not, but don't you think it's a bit...odd?
William: *Going back to writing* The idiot probably just over slept...
Ronald: It's not like him... it's not like him at all. I mean, if he was sick, wouldn't he call or something?
The Day Grell Died Pt. 6After a rather traumatic experience, William returns to find Ronald and Undertaker and they begin to discuss further ideas of what to do....The Day Grell Died Pt. 64 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Inside the room*
Ronald: *Looking around* Huh... I wonder where he put Grell?
Undertaker: Beats me...
William: *Banging on the door* LETMEINLETMEINLETMEIN!!!
Ronald: *Opening door* What the hell-
William: *Pushing past him and locking the door* Gasp...Gasp...Gasp... *Collapses on the floor*
Ronald: OMFG, what the heck happened to you?! And why are you dressed as Grell? -__-
William: *Rolling onto his back* I don't want to talk about it...
William: Oh, you got him here. Great. *Looking at Ronald* What happened to you? You have a black eye...
Ronald: I don't want to talk about it...
William: OK then, we don't have time anyway-
Ronald: Just kidding! Of course I do!
*What happened (In the human world)*
Ronald: Yo beautiful~
Ronald: Listen sweet cheeks, recon you could tell me where the nearest dead house is?
The Day Grell Died Pt. 3Grell's dead. They need to get him into the shower~ LET THE STORY CONTINUE!!The Day Grell Died Pt. 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ronald: *Does the secret knock*
William: Come in... *Moves Scythe*
Ronald: *Coming in* I got the uh...stuff.
William: OK. *Jams door shut again* Let's do this. I've turned the water on already, so help me stick him in.
Ronald: How will he stay standing up?
William: We'll just prop him against the side or something...
*They put him in and close the door*
William: Right... Now let's clean. Fill both bins with hot water and bleach and let's go. Don't forget to roll up your sleeves.
*30 minutes later they have scrubbed the carpet clean and mopped the bathroom floor. The buckets of now bloodied water and cleaning utensils lie in the corner of the bathroom as they sit on the tiled floor.*
Ronald: Now THAT was hard work...
William: I know...CRAP!
William: Grell's still in the shower!
Ronald: Oh yeah! We better take him out...
*They take him out and lay him on the b
Kurotalia Pt. 7*Yeah, you know the story so far, you can re-read it and stuff, so you know, whatever... *Kurotalia Pt. 74 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Back at the Phantomhive mansion*
Ciel: Where the hell have you been for more than three freaking hours? I'm beginning to get worried about those guys below!
Sebastian: Hey, you're the one that told me to 'return all those kitties'!! I had a lot you know!
Ciel: And it took three hours?!
Sebastian: Well....I might have run into William...and Grell.
Ciel: Oh no not again....did you fight with them?
Sebastian: Uh, well actually, uh...Me and William decided to become best friends ^__^
Sebastian: Yeah! He was REALLY nice to me and HE suggested it! He was all apologetic and stuff~ Oh and he got shorter...
Ciel: You idiot! It was probably a trap!!
Ciel: Yeah! To keep you sweet; out if his way and stuff!!
Sebastian:...Oh well~! Shorter William is cooler anyway~
Ciel: Why do you keep saying he's shorter...?
Sebastian: ...His hair ch
Kurotalia Pt. 12[Alan: hey there ladies and gentlemen! Alan here. I'm afraid Eric can't make it today due to ah...stress related reasons and due to the disaster last time, I'm afraid it'll just be me today! *Booing sounds* Haha...I love soundtracks...That was a soundtrack right?*RingRing*Hello?Kurotalia Pt. 124 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Fan 1: Hey it's me again.
Fan 1: Yeah, Hi! So um...I was like, wondering, umm... Why does Grell have sharp teeth and the rest don't?
Eric: Ahh....(Crap...) Hey, you know what?
Fan 1: ...What...?
Eric: I dunno!! OK, NEXT!
Fan 1: Yeah, so my question still isn't answered. Want to answer it for me?
Alan: Oh...Umm....Ahh....Oops! The phone broke!
Fan 1: Don't you dare hang up on me b*itch!!
Alan: Hey! Language!
Fan 1: Listen to me you f*ck, every time I phone you, you just ignore me! I'm not having it!
Alan: I won't have you swearing at me! Anyway, it was Eric that ignored you!
Fan 1: I don't care! You answer me or I'm gonna come down there and-
Alan: What? Huh
Kurotalia Pt. 4b*IN THE BLACK BUTLER WORLD. IT'S NIGHT-TIME*Kurotalia Pt. 4b4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Uryuu: Huh...this place doesn't look so bad... *starts walking along street* A bit quiet though...I wonder where everyone is...
Grell: WILL! WILLWILLWILL!! THERE YOU ARE!!! *Hugs from behind*
Uryuu: GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!?! *Swings death scythe in attempt to hit his 'attacker'*
Grell: Oh Will-y, I'm so glad I found you! The soul collection is huge tonight and with Ronald disappearing and Eric and Alan doing that crazy radio thing, I've been working so hard!!
Uryuu: *adjusting glasses* U...unhand me, Death G- Umm...Grell?
Uryuu: (So THIS is the crazy guy....) UNHAND ME!! (There goes my plan to act all weird and make people hate William...this guy is SCARY!!)
Grell: Aww, fine~ *Strokes Uryuu's hair* did you do something to your hair darling?
Uryuu: *Twitch* Let's just get to work...
Grell: Are you feeling ok?
Grell: Really? *Looks closer* Hey...what happened to your lovely green eyes?
Uryuu: ...Must be the shadow...
Kurotalia Pt. 8[America: HAHAHA!!! America here giving you a recap on what's happening!! So basically, me and Austria escaped from weird kid's house after I realised Austria had been trying to open the door for three and a half hours, but creepy blond kid didn't make it...then we were running away and a creepy girl pulled my hair, so I hit her good!! HAHAHA!!! *Finally breathes* So then we were escaping and this weird dude appeared and totally eliminated her and she screamed, then me and Austria ran into the woods, and now I'm hungry and annoyed and-Kurotalia Pt. 84 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Austria: Shut the hell up!! ...And who are you talking to anyway...?
America: ...I dunno...HAHAHA!!]
*NOW In the dark woods. Night-time. They've been running for ages and are sitting against a tree having a break...*
Austria: I'm hungry...
America: Me too...hm...*Rummages in pocket and pulls out hamburger* HA!
Austria: W...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU HAD FOOD ALL THIS TIME?
America: Guess so! HAHAHA!!
Austria: But...you sa
Larten and Kurda's Adventures3*Kurda are Larten are playing chess*Larten and Kurda's Adventures35 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Larten: You can be the blue peices, and I'll be the red ones.
Both: *Start collecting peices*
Blue Peice: *Rolls over to red side*
Larten: Ha. That blue peice is a traitor. Like someone else I know.
Larten: You gotta stay over at my house on 2012!!
Larten: So we can die together!
Kurda: 0_o What if we survive?
Larten: Then we'll live in the sewers with Britney Spears.
*Larten and Kurda are walking around*
Larten: *Points to a car* What's that?
Person-In-Car: *Fingers Crepsley*
Kurda: That was nice! We made a new freind! 8D
*Larten and Kurda are watching CDF*
Larten: Darren's mom is fat.
Kurda: How much you wanna bet she's wearing a fat suit?
Larten: How much you wanna bet she's not?
Kurda: How much you wanna bet you're right.
Larten: *Digging a random hole* *Digs up dead animal bone* ... *Starts hitting Kurda with it*
Larten: Ha. I saw it in a movie. These two guys were fighting, and one started hi
Kurotalia Pt. 5*THE (RONALD) STORY SO FAR!!*Kurotalia Pt. 54 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ronald has woken up in America's house, with England visiting him, oblivious to the fact that this isn't really America. In his attempts to be polite, Ronald has only gotten himself stuck with England!! Although Ronald has no idea, I'm beginning to suspect Alan and Eric have something to do with this...
*It's been 2 hours... England and Ronald are now watching TV*
England: Aww man, America, It's so nice that me and you can be friends again ^__^
Ronald: Yeah, it really is... Say, it's getting pretty late now, isn't it?
England: *Checks watch* Hm? It's only 5 in the afternoon
Ronald: Haha...Really? Wow...we've done so much it just seems like AGES, you know? Haha...
England: Yeah, it really does~ ...HEY!
England: Wanna watch a scary movie? I'll make some more tea!
Ronald: Uh, I don't really think-
England: Oh come on, it'll be cool! It's about these guys that go around and do you know what they do?
England: *Scary Fa
Kurotalia Pt. 6[Eric: Hey, hey, hey everyone!!! Eric and Alan here with updates on your favourite characters in their HILARIOUS situations!!!Kurotalia Pt. 64 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Alan: That's right! Here at Death God Station 66.6, we pride ourselves in keeping YOU up to date on what's hip and happenin'!! (Do we have to talk like this...?)
Eric: So! Let's get straight back into Kuro...each? Kureach? Kuroach?... LET'S GET BACK TO WHAT WILLIAM WAS DOING! OK! Let's go to camera 666 right now!!
Alan: What about fan letters...?
Eric: Later dude, later...]
*Camera 666 activate*
Ichigo: *Running up to Rukia* What happened?
Rukia: That Death G- Uh, Uryuu saved me...
Ichigo: Really? *Looks around* Where is he now?
Rukia: Where do you think you idiot? Go help him already!
William: *Running* Haha, you are SO gonna die, fugly dude!
William: Yeah, it stands for f*cking ugly! Learn some English will you? >
Hollow: What the hell is wrong with you man? You're messed up...
William: I'm just having fun! *J
Kurotalia Pt. 4aNOW WITH ADDED BLEACH!! (Don't worry, this part is just setting up stuff, we'll get back to the Hetalia-ness in part 5... You can just ignore this part if you like XD)Kurotalia Pt. 4a4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*The situation so far...
America and Austria are locked in Ciel's cellar along with the blond freak Alois. Trying to find a way out, Austria has convinced Alois that their human names are their real ones...
Ronald has awoken in America's house and is stuck with England having tea. England is oblivious.
After waking up in Austria's house, Claude has been groped, kissed, shouted at, tied to a tree, released and is now on a journey to return to his young master.
HOWEVER Meanwhile in some weird radio station...
***INTRODUCING DEATH GOD RADIO STATION 66.6!!!!***
Eric: Good morning and welcome to the first ever live show of Death God Station 66.6!! I'm your host Eric...
Alan: And I'm Alan! And now it's time for the news!
Eric: Let's see now... *checks papers* there's not a lot happening... Uh, tomorrow there will be a m
100 Love Challenges Themes100 Love Challenges Themes100 Love Challenges Themes1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
2. Just love
3. Favorite love
4. Funny love
5. Teasing love
6. Crazy love
7. Strange love
8. Mysterious love
9. Flowers love
10. Sweet love
11. Cute love
12. Adorable love
13. Impossible love
14. True love
15. Just us...
16. Light and Darkness
17. Day and Night
19. Morning kiss
20. Sleeping on you...
21. I'm back...to you...
26. Flowers's Festival
28. Valentines's Day
29. Pervert !
30. In the snow...
31. In the water
32. I'll come back, I promise...
34. Watching over him...
35. Watching over her...
36. I'll protect you !
37. Please...Wake up...
38. Caring you...
41. True love never die !
42. Power of love
43. Wild love
44. Gentle hug
45. Innocent love
46. An overbearing love
47. I love you...
48. Love hypnotist
49. Because of you...
50. You're everything I have...
51. I'll never let you go...
52. On tiptoe...
53. Eye to eye...