Sasori x Reader .:My Puppet:. 1You lay on your bed, looking over some designs in your room. The designs were yours, and you were proud of them. The were designs of puppets, wooden ones as well as some human puppets. But the idea of the human puppets would have to be put aside for a while. You had yet to create your first puppet since learning from your new sensei, so you still had a long way to go. You were in the Akatsuki lair, but you weren't one of them. You actually had no intention of becoming one; the reason you sought one of them out was because you wanted to become his apprentice in puppetry, as well as human puppetry, a macabre interest you had developed since young. Of course, you had learnt a lot about the art of puppeteering from those who knew it, but the knowledge of human puppets were dissatisfying, and you couldn't sate your thirst of some hands-on experience in that area. So of course, you sensei was Sasori Akasuna, or Sasori of the Red Sands.Sasori x Reader .:My Puppet:. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Light traces of shock still lingered in your mind; you c
50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara1. Tell him Sasori loves him50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Ask if its fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a good use for the mouths on his hands
10. Say un at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling I win! My art wins! (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if hes depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers
14. Tell him his sculptures suck
15. Steal Itachis mascara and put it in his room
16. Inform him that black nail polish is soooo last year
17. Offer him speech therapy
18. Tell him Gaara has a crush on him
19. Go up to him and say Excuse me miss, but I-oh! Hey Deidara!
20. Keep emphasizing how EASILY Itachi beat him
21. Side with Sasori in all of their arguments
22. Call him Dei-chan
23. Tell him art is boring
24. Every time he says art is a bang, yell
50 ways to piss off Sasori1. Refer to him as your "sex puppet"50 ways to piss off Sasori7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Suggest that Deidara calling him "master" might not be as innocent as everyone thinks
3. Show him fanfiction
4. Record his reaction
5. Flick him constantly
6. If he asks you to stop, tell him he shouldn't care since he can't feel it anyway
7. Tell him his parents finally came home to Suna right after he left
8. Point out that all the red heads in Naruto are screwed
9. Laugh at him for being beat up by an old hag and a sixteen year old
10. Ask if he kept his "vital organs" when he turned himself into a puppet
11. If he refuses to answer, assume that means no
12. Ask him if that makes it difficult for Deidara when they're being intimate
13. Ask if he'll put on a puppet show for you
14. Take Deidara's clay and blow up his puppets
15. Blame Deidara
16. If he tries to talk to you, make loud beeping sounds
17. Inform him he needs counseling
18. Ask why the hell he keeps his heart in a pringles container
19. Ask him to paint your nails for you
Blow Me Away 12 (Deidara x Reader)Blow Me Away 12 (Deidara x Reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Blow Me Away
Chapter 12: Boxers and Brats
“Ouch!” You shoved Deidara's hand away and turned your head so he couldn't reach the cut on your cheek. “That hurts!”
Deidara sighed and folded his arms, fed up with your constant complaints and fighting. “Well of course it does, idiot! You're totally beat up! Un!”
You squeezed your lips together and mumbled, “I don't need you to tell me that.”
He passed a hand over his face and stood up. “This childish behavior is ridiculous...” he said. You made to retort but he brushed his hands together and began to pack your medical things away. “Well, it doesn't really matter – seems I'm done here.” He looked at you over his shoulder. “Your throat is badly bruised but will heal in time, and the cut on your face isn't too deep, although it will probably leave a scar.”
You shrugged in indifference. “I don't mind scars.”
“Not very lady
Decisions, Decisions Deidara X ReaderDecisions, Decisions Deidara X Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Not again.”Directly above your head was the sound of snapping branches and rustling leaves. This was a sound you'd grown very used to as of late. You hadn’t said anything about it yet, simply because you didn't want to upset the person responsible. Today however, that was about to stop. “You can really come down from there now. I can hear the leaves moving, so you really aren't fooling anyone.”
“Are you serious?” Deidara's head popped out from between a thick gathering of leaves. “Hm, how long have you known?”
“Since the first time. You kind of talk to yourself, a lot.” Shuffling your feet, you looked down at them and tried to avoid looking at Deidara. “Why are you following me around anyway? It's weird, and I'm sure you have something better to do.”
He leaned a little further out of the tree, threatening to fall. “Yeah, not really. Everything has been pretty quiet lately, so
Doll!SasoriXReader-The Cursed doll part 6Doll!SasoriXReader-The Cursed doll part 62 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Oh my god.."You mouth as you stared at the boy in front of you.Who was he?Where did he come from?Why was he here?What was happening?All these thoughts pondered through your head as you stared at the boy,not even fully noticing that he was staring back.
"U-Um.."You look around then take a step towards the boy.He blinked at you and scooted back,somewhat retreating away from you.You now wore a look of confusion at the boy.He looked up at you with a somewhat fearful expression on his face as he scooted further from you.Suddenly your shock was draining and you felt sympathy for the boy.He looked so lost and was obviously scared of you.There's no way he could be a threat.
"Hey,it's okay."you say softly as you step closer to the boy.He seemed a bit jumpy at you and only scooted further back.You simply sat down in front of him and held out your hand."It's alright.You don't have to be scared."The boy looked at you then at your hand,repeating this about three times until seemingly making up his
Blow Me Away 11 (Deidara x Reader)Blow Me Away 11 (Deidara x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Blow Me Away
Chapter 11: The Truth Hurts
Clack, clack, clack.
The clocked echoed noisily through the small room which held but a single person; he was hunched over broodily, shadowed in a corner, and his fingers were laced tightly together. His face was set pensive and cold as he gazed with unseeing eyes at the wall, and when a familiar girl walked in, he continued his stuporous state with very little heed to her.
She seated herself beside him and said nothing, even as seconds ticked away and minutes passed sleepily by, the room remained dark and the air untouched. The atmosphere was thick with his musings, and she moved very little under the pressure it put on her shoulders. She kept her eyes cast to the ground with a modest silence, waiting for his thoughts to break.
Clack, clack, clack.
The clocked continued its earth-shattering ticking, and the two remained impassive to its noise despite the deep, reverberating tone that carried into their ears with e
Exploding feelings DeidaraXReader [part 4]Exploding feelings DeidaraXReader [part 4]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You arrived home safely with Deidara and Hidan. The Awkwardness level had not gone down whatsoever. Every few minutes, Hidan felt the need to bring up Deidara's attraction. You now understood how apparent Deidara really was. If to had only paid a little more attention, you could've found out much earlier of the feelings and avoided much unwanted conflict.
"Hey, ____..." Deidara appeared in front of you. Simply reading a book during your free time, you set the book on the table and looked up at him, adjusting our glasses to see him clearly. "I'd like to talk to you." He sat beside you, placing his hand on your knee. "I never act like this, hm, so don't think you'll get this side of me often...I just wanted to be straightforward without Hidan, or some other person intruding on the conversation, yeah. " he looked down, searching for words in his cloudy mind. His eyes began to swell and turn red.
"Calm down, Deidara...be honest with me, and there will be no reason to be u
Sasori x Reader 3 .:The Puppet's Apprentice:.You were practicing your mobility by letting puppets basically shoot hundreds upon hundreds of needles on you. Sasori was controlling the marionette, but he was utterly bored. The so called, training, was verging on useless and a waste of time. Luckily, there was a reason he wanted to do this. Unluckily, the reason was... well, it wasn't very proper. Ever since Deidara had asked whether Sasori thought that you were sexy, he couldn't get these perverted and sexual scenarios out of his head - it was something that deeply bothered him, especially since he'd sit at his work table just staring in to space, thinking about it. Anyways, back to the reason - Even though it wasn't intentional, Sasori's eyes kept following your body. Actually, one particular bit...Sasori x Reader 3 .:The Puppet's Apprentice:.2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Bounce, bounce, bounce.
Argh! He thought, mentally slapping himself. I'm going to kill you, Deidara! This was getting ridiculous! One day he was Sasori of the Red Sands, Master Puppeteer, and before he knew
Mayhem Under The MistletoeThe snow descended from the sky like frozen teardrops, kissing the buildings and treetops with icy lips.Mayhem Under The Mistletoe3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was while the village was snuggled deep within a blanket of such that four companions gathered, their hearts swelling with the cheer of the impending holiday.
"Thanks again for helping."
Naruto's entire visage was radiant with the utmost joy, his own heart fit to burst with the the spirit of Christmas.
"No problem. We WERE coming to visit, anyway….."
This from Sakura, currently standing upon a ladder as to affix Christmas baubles, their glittery sheens of celadon winking at the collective, upon the tree.
Kakashi stood by, his arms burdened by a large box housing by the remaining ornaments.
Hinata poked her head from the kitchen, her eyes sweeping the room at large.
"Cocoa?" she inquired softly.
The blonde-tressed male and pink-tressed woman met her proposal with enthusiastic nods, as the task of decorating the tree was nearing its finale.
"May I help?" Kakashi u
50 Ways to Piss Off Itachi1. Inform him that Sasuke could probably kill him in his sleep50 Ways to Piss Off Itachi7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Whenever he gets angry, ask if hes PMSing
3. Ask about his sex life
4. Show him KisaIta and ItaDei
5. Show him ItaSasu
6. Record his reaction
7. Give him dark glasses for his birthday
8. Or a cane
9. Whenever he walks into a room, play I am beautiful
10. Whenever he walks into a room, play Barbie girl
11. Pat him on the shoulder and say he touched you, didnt he? then walk away
12. Accuse him of drawing the lines under his eyes
13. Whenever he walks by say Maybe its natural, maybe its Mayebelline
14. Ask who does his nails
15. Cut off his ponytail and gel his hair to stand up (note: This will make him look JUST LIKE SASUKE, so you may have to fight off fangirls once you do this)
16. Inform him that hes a couple commas short of a Sharingan. (yes, I came up with that myself)
17. Offer to strip for him (if youre a girl)
Sasori x Doll!Reader My One and Only [PART ONE]Sasori x Doll!Reader My One and Only [PART ONE]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Sasori walked into his room, sitting at his desk. Once again, he was working on a formula. Suddenly, he angrily crumples up the paper and threw it at the trash can, missing. The crumpled paper rolled by and hit your foot. Sasori glanced to the side before his eyes widened. “I’m sorry, (Your Name)” He picked up the paper, placing it in the trash. You had no reply. “One day…you’ll live…” He stroked your long (Hair Colour) Locks.
You see, Sasori has been recently working on making his creations real. One day, when he was lonely, you were made. However, still lifeless. Thusly, he’s been cooped up in his room figuring out exactly how to make you move without strings. No matter how much he tried, nothing worked. “Why…can’t I figure out the formula for life…” He sighed, sitting back at his desk. Pencil in hand, he began writing once more.
Time Skip: Few Days Later
Still cooped up in his room, he noti
Deidarax Reader 20(I know some characters are acting OOC in this... but my story, my rules )Deidarax Reader 202 years ago in Romance More Like This
In the hotel..
Sasuke was lying on a bed while Suigetsu and you were sitting down. Karin went out to get some supplies and Jugo was sitting down also. You heard Sasuke mumbling somehing so you moved your chair closer to his bed and you touched his head.
You: He still has a fever.
He was having a bad dream and you knew it, tears were already flowing out from his eyes. You, Suigetsu, and Jugo stood there shocked. You started to lean in closer to Sasuke to hear what he was dreaming about.
Sasuke: Onii-san, why did..you..leave?
You: Itachi? He's dreaming about..Itachi?
Jugo: I guess.
Suigetsu: *sigh* Don't wake him up, he needs this dream.
In Sasuke's Dream..
Sasuke: I-I..want to be like you!
Itachi: Heh..sure..you hate me don't you?
Sasuke: Th-That's not what I meant..
Itachi: I'll always be there for you..even if you do hate me.
Deidara x Reader seven minutes in heavenDeidara x Reader seven minutes in heaven1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Oh sweetheart” Hidan cooed beckoning you closer as Sasori stormed out the closet away from Tobi
“Never make me do that again” Sasori growled and glared at Hidan as he walked out the room away from the boy with the lolly pop mask. “Sasori, wait!” Tobi called “We haven’t kissed yet!” he started sprinting after the puppet man.
“Well...” you coughed before turning back to the bag and putting your hand in. You fished around for something when something clammy brushed against your fingers, not bothering to think you pulled it into the air. You sighed as you saw the item “Deidara...” you turned to see the bomber standing behind you as he put his arms around you gently taking the clay model from you.
“You don’t need this to make me explode, un” he quietly hissed into your ear so no-one else could hear him. A scarlet blush quickly started to scatter across your face as you glared at him.
50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame1. Take him to the aquarium50 Ways to Piss Off Kisame7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2. Say you saw his mother there
3. Eat sushi in front of him. Loudly and voiolently.
4. Get sick, cough on him until he catches a cold
5. Feed him shark fin soup *while he's too sick to smell it*
6. Tell him Itachi's leaving him for Tobi
7. Ask if he and Itachi wear matching nailpolish because they're lovers
8. Show him KisaIta
9. Ask if he's REALLY seme
10. Say his sword looks like a giant tampon
11. Ask what the POINT is of wrapping up his blade
12. Ask if his sword is so ridiculously huge because he's compensating for something
13. When he walks into the room, play "Jaws"
14. When he walks into the room, play "I'm Blue"
15. Take him to a gay bar
16. Say he needs help. Big time.
17. Offer him some Prozac
18. Show him ZetsuKisa
19. Record his reaction and show the tape to Zetsu
20. Make pervy allusions to his "sword"
21. Spike his and Itachi's food with Viagra
22. Buy a weasel plush toy and say you found it in his room
23. Accuse him of bathing in blue Kool
Videogame Nights With The Akatsuki (xReader)Hidan and KakuzuVideogame Nights With The Akatsuki (xReader)2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Well this sucked… Not long after you’d let Hidan and Kakuzu into your house, the older and greedier man had run off with your games consoles, probably to sell them. You know you really should go find some new friends because this does keep happening, but you really can’t be bothered.
“This is ^^*.* boring _______!” Hidan, your only other friend, complained at you as the pair of you ate snacks at the kitchen table. After your T.V and living room furniture had also been stolen, these were fast becoming some of your only possessions. You sighed, leaning back in your chair.
“Yeah, well. What do you want me to do about it?” You responded to your guest nonchalantly. An ideal student is something you were not. Something hit you on the chin suddenly and you looked over to find Hidan grinning maliciously at you. You groaned at his taunts and efforts to get you to retaliate; that would be too much effort.
Sakura Shippuden Blossom Chapter 1It was strange as I am now sitting here staring into the eyes of my exam proctor as he stares over at a boy with bright red hair, much like blood. With a wave of the examiner's hand, a kunai shot from the boys hand before he dodged quickly under the roots of a nearby bush with his hands waving a sign.Sakura Shippuden Blossom Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Felt weird as I glanced up to see the eyes of my master, the fifth Hokage and one of the legendary Sanin, Lady Tsunade. Her eyes were cold as a shiver rushed through my veins like ice was freezing over my blood, but with a glance at my teacher, who was as precious as Lady Tsunade. Kakashi Hatake sat front row of the collusion with his eyes warming the inside of my body with comfort as Ino Yamanaka sat next to him cheering. "Go get them, Sakura!" She yelled with her fist punching up in the air. I glanced around the empty field with my eyes gently analyzing the right movements. A sound prickled against the trees as a large red fox appeared trying to grasp hold on my arm, but with a flick of
The King of Trees Hiei oneshot "Hey Hiei, where are you?!" I called into the forest. Hiei and I were supposed to train together, but he never showed. There was still no answer, I was weighing my options. 'Going in this forest by myself was a bad idea, but I know Hiei has to be in here somewhere, so I should be okay I hope.' I thought to myself, sighing I started into the forest.The King of Trees Hiei oneshot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I had been walking for almost an hour and still no Hiei, a few wild animals here and there, but no Hiei. I was just about to give up when I saw none other then Hiei, in a tree, sleeping. 'Really he is sleeping, what kind of demon is he that he can't hear me calling and stomping around!' I yelled in my mind. Hiei didn't move, even as I walked up to the tree. I looked up, he was way up there, maybe three stories up. I let out a small whine, I was very clumsy at times. When it came to trees there is a fifty percent chance I can climb it, there is also a fifty percent chance I will fall out of it. 'Well what the worst thing tha
Cat!Deidara x Uchiha!Reader x Cat!Sasori~~Day 1~~Cat!Deidara x Uchiha!Reader x Cat!Sasori1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"For the last time Kurotsuchi, why do you want me to keep those two cats?" You looked at Kuro who was carrying two cats who looked like your two other friends *cough* crushes.
"(name), these cats doesn't just look like Deidara-nii and Sasori.."
"And?What do you expect me to do?Let that yellow cat play with clay that explodes while the other one plays with puppets?"
"I'M NOT YET FINISHED!"
You took a step back and sweatdropped. "Oh? Then what do you wanna say? C'mon spit it out.." Kuro just shook her head and sighed,
"These cats ARE Deidara-nii and Sasori.."
You stared at her for a few minutes until you realized what she was saying. "D-DEIDARA AND SASORI?!" You shouted so loud that the old man who was walking by looked at you. "U-uh, sorry about that sir.." You laughed nervously and let Kurotsuchi in.
You placed the yellow cat on your lap while you caressed the red cat beside you. "So...how'd they end up as cats huh?" Your friend laughed nervously then lo
Deidara x ReaderReader x DeidaraDeidara x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was a typical Saturday night. Your college work was mostly done for the weekend, you didn't have to work in the morning and you were watching a DVD in your room while your parents were out for the evening. However this Saturday your friend, and recently crush, Deidara was sat with you.
You had met Deidara in college at the beginning of the year. He was a couple of years above you and would be leaving that year but he had been kind enough to help you out when he noticed you were lost on the first day and you had become great friends since. Even though he was older and an Art major, while your course of study was quite different, you two had a lot in common and had become very close over the course of the year.
Which is why the two of you were snuggled together on your daybed watching some indie horror movie Deidara's best friend Sasori had told him about. The quality was grainy but it was very graphic and violent with plenty of jumpscares which was why Deidara had hi
Subjected To Art (Deidara x Readerx Sasori) Ch. 1Subjected To Art (Deidara x Readerx Sasori) Ch. 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: I've recently gotten back into watching Naruto. It really surprised me how there aren't many Deidara x reader x Sasori fics. So I decided to write a short DeidaraxReaderxSasori one-shot, although I COULD CONSIDER MAKING IT INTO A STORY. So, hope to get your feedback! I do not own Naruto.
WARNING: Contains mild-swearing and a slightly suggestive ending.
Ch. 1: Subject of Art
For the umpteenth time of the day, a certain blonde artist sighed as he looked at the clay scattered across his table. It was a quiet day in the Akatsuki hideout, and this bored Deidara to no end. Silence was the only thing heard by the blonde as he sat quietly by his desk in his room. Picking up a lump of clay, he started moulding it with his palms, and a generic bird was formed. What Deidara did next would have surprised anyone who caught him in the act. The blonde threw his creation against the wall, breaking the little clay figurine before sighing yet again.
“My art is becoming quite gen
Sasori x Reader: FavoriteYou smiled contently as you watched your red-headed man work. You had been with Sasori as his helper for a while now, never letting him know your true feelings for the puppet maker. You knew about him making himself into a puppet but that didn't change your feelings for him. You sighed slightly as you went to go retrieve the arm he wanted.Sasori x Reader: Favorite2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
One thing that tended to make you happy was that he liked to call you his 'favorite', you had no clue why but he did. You couldn't help but blush when he did. You handed him the arm and he thanked you as he returned to work. The rest of the Akatsuki had treated you like their own when you first got there, your parents had been killed by rogue ninjas.
"_(f/n)_," Sasori interrupted your thoughts by speaking.
"Yes sir?" you replied, stepping closer.
"You'll stay with me forever right?" he asked you, taking you by surprise by this sudden question.
"Of course sir,you answered with a kind smile.
"That's right, because you are m
Sasori x Reader: Covet Sasori’s room had shadows crawling along the walls. The space would’ve been completely devoured by the darkness if not for the two lamps on the opposite sides of his oak workbench. You rested comfortably on his bed with the fabric tickling your skin; it wasn’t like he minded though, he didn’t require sleep do to his enhanced and more sufficient form. It was strange but almost admirable how he transformed himself into his passion, how he gave up his status, his family (or what was left of it), and even his flesh. You recalled how he would spend countless hours altering and eventually morphing his own skin into wood. The sounds of the tools adjusting microscopic parts or improving the quality of his joints still sounded in your ears. If he wasn’t full on repairing a puppet or sculpting a fresh one he’d work on the joints. He always said the joints were vital to a puppet and you never questioned his answer. He was the most experienced andSasori x Reader: Covet1 year ago in Romance More Like This