Heavy and Kan discuss weapons▲: HIT ME. I DARE YOU.Heavy and Kan discuss weapons2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▲: WE MUST FIGHT. THIS IS A FIGHT, DA?
▼: I Wasnt Trying To Start One
▼: Not Really In The Mood To Fight To Be Honest
▲: RUN HOME TO MAMA TINY BABY MAN.
▲: I guess is good to meet you?
▼: You Seem To Be Considerably Larger Than I Am Anyway So I Doubt It Would Be A Fair Fight
▼: You Are Most Definitely A Real Giant Of A Man
▲: Yes. Is good day to be giant man.
▲: What is name?
▼: My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
▼: Whats Yours
▲: Ivan. But most people call me Heavy Weapons Guy.
▼: Its A Pleasure To Meet You Ivan
▼: Or Heavy Weapons Guy If That Is What You Prefer To Be Known As
▲: What do you do with life?
▼: Well I Sew Mostly
▼: I Read Novels And Used To Tend To My Garden Back When I Had One
▲: Ah. I assumed all troll on here were men.
▲: Seems not all are.
▲: And here i was, prepp
Nightmare Granfalloon: Tears of LaughterNightmare Granfalloon: Tears of Laughter1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Nightmare Granfalloon: Tears of Laughter
A tribute to: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
Healing Pony POV Series by alexwarlorn
Rainbow Dash had just left in a hurry, leaving Fluttershy alone behind to watch over the still sleeping Pinkie Pie, or so she thought.
Fluttershy was unsure if and how she should tell them about Fluttercruel. The fluttering pony didn't want her to be exiled, imprisoned, or exiled and imprisoned, or worse. She just knew the others would react negatively to Fluttercruel, after everything Discord had done. But somehow it felt so right to have her by her side. The fluttering Pegasus had told her cruel half that she thought about introducing her to Pinkie Pie first but she had to admit she was afraid how she might react, especially after the long exhausting party marathon. Even if Pinkie was one of the most accepting ponies Fluttershy knew, she was still scared how she'd react.
And Fluttercruel did help her to get Pinkie Pie to sleep, even if her method of
May I take your Order?Supermarket. Enter.May I take your Order?10 months ago in Drama More Like This
People. Shockwaves in my head. Moving. Keep going, just keep going.
Get your beer. Get your alcohol. Get your remedies to escape.
Food. Now. You won't survive without it. Moving, moving slowly.
Keep your head down. The images are too fast for you.
I feel the alcohol stick to my tongue.
Where is it I need to go?
My footsteps pacing blindly. I need something to eat, fast.
I dare to life my chin. Looking up. Friendly, yet distanced smile.
“May I take your order?”
The sentence echoed throughout my head. Order.. take.. order.
“Yes.. I’d like…”
Hurry! People are waiting!
“.. a hamburger please.”
Hamburger? Seriously? In a supermarket?
“Is there anything else you would like?”
I would like? I would LIKE? I’d like so many things. Help me get my life back upside up. Help me turn this shit around, help me—
“No, that’s it, thank you.
Introduction or ReintroductionWolf ChronologyIntroduction or Reintroduction3 years ago in Drama More Like This
1820s: Beginning of the fur trade era
1840s: Emigration era begins
1860s: Homestead Act western settlement increases
1870s: Professional wolf hunters kill wolves in Yellowstone
1872: Yellowstone becomes the first US National Park
1875: Wyoming Territorial Legislature authorizes bounty on wolves
1881: Wolves nearly exterminated in Yellowstone
1883: Hunting in Yellowstone National Park becomes illegal
1886: United States Cavalry in charge of managing Yellowstone
1890: Wyoming becomes a state
1896: Wolves cause one million dollars worth of damage in Wyoming
1900s: Wolf bounties increase repeatedly in Wyoming
1914: Congress calls for elimination of predators from public lands
1915: US Biological Survey initiates predator control in Wyoming
1916: US government creates National Park Service, initiates wolf control
1926: Only few wolves remain in wester
Afraid to lose sight of you 2 [Rivaille x Reader]Afraid to lose sight of you 2 [Rivaille x Reader]3 months ago in Drama More Like This
Back at the training camp you saw some of your batchmates being ordered to check and clean the fixed canons placed above the wall of Trost District. The squad you belong to was ordered to check and inspect any leak or damage for the supplying gas at the HQ.
And then the reappearance of the Behemoth titan happend.
Everyone at the supply HQ was scared when you heard that the Colossal titan appeared for the second time after 5 years and placed a hole in Trost district. Newly graduated 104th trainee members like you were shaken. You saw how badly Arlert was shaking while his friend Jaeger tries to calm him down, a pair of trainees probably in a relationship is convincing both of them will be alright.
Kiltz Verman commanded all of you putting most of the cadets in the middle guard who would be supporting the vanguards in frontal attacks. So many things happened in a short period of time. As titans entered the hole in Trost dristrict many of your comrades
Afraid to lose sight of you 3 [Rivaille x Reader]Afraid to lose sight of you 3 [Rivaille x Reader]3 months ago in Drama More Like This
" Heichou!! " Closing in was Petra Ral with Auruo Bossard by her side."
" The others? " ask by the corporal. " They're ahead of us taking down those 2 9-meter type titans around that corner " Auruo reported pointing his thumb northside.
" You ran out of gas? " Petra Ral asked about your 3d maneuver gear but you just shake your head. You test your gear in front of them but just like earlier, the wires won't come out.
" That things broken and can't be fixed for now, What should we do Levi heichou? " the blond haired woman ask.
" Tch. "
"Auruo, Petra, guide as my back up. We'll take this cadet near the wall so the Garrisons can help and pick her up from there. " Rivaille to both of his subbordinates.
" Yes Sir! "
" n-No, p-people need you here at the battlefield . If you can just leave m- " , " Don't be so stuborn cadet and follow what the corporal has ordered us to do! " Auruo snapping at you.
" Right now we don't have all the time in the
Omegle :DStranger: heyOmegle :D3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Stranger: m male
Stranger: and 18
You: o im female
Stranger: from wer u r
You: 30 cmts long
You: thats what i like
You: im sure u hAVE
Stranger: wat iz 30cmt long
You: what u have
Stranger: its hard
Stranger: and definitely
You: they told me u have a tennis racket u know what i mena right
Stranger: r u horny
You: im i rhino
Stranger: i hav
You: did i ask u?
You: who are u?
You: im female
Stranger: ya u ask me
You: 30 cmts long
Stranger: do ur pussy iz wet and pink
Stranger: iz it hard
You: no black and dirty
You: just kidding
You: its violet
You: ready to use
Stranger: i love ur pussy
You: wanna marry?
Stranger: ready to b fucked
You: how many kids?
You: dont u wanna have kids?
You: are u there?
You: i wa
Tough As Nails: Version BTough As Nails: Version B8 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
INT. LIBRARY- DAY
LEON, a dark man of few words, walks between bookshelves in the library. He remains silent in the silence. SAM, an attractive young woman with an unattractive personality, walks down the library aisles and spots Leon.
(Stops and looks over to Leon)
Leon stares cold back at Sam.
Don't look at me like that, I'll hurt you.
I'd like to see you try.
Leon walks to Sam and stops.
What do you want?
We're friends, act it or I'll punch you in the eye.
Leon glares at Sam. Sam glares back at Leon. She turns away and starts walking.
(Walking with her back to Leon)
Come along if you like. I'm going to meet up with Jin and York.
I came for a book.
Then, you might want to hurry. I'm not waiting on you.
EXT. SIDEWALK – MINUTES LATER
Sam is walking quickly on along the sidewalk. Leon is walking slowly behind Sam, several feet back and holding a book in his hand.
I thought you said you weren't going to wait on me.
Road Rovers - Enter Geist (Part 2)Road Rovers - Enter Geist (Part 2)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
In the next scene, our heroes, the Road Rovers are enjoying a spectacular summer vacation in the beach of Miami Florida. Colleen is seen with a pair of shades and wearing a leotard with the British flag patterned on it, resting peacefully on a beach chair with an umbrella.
Colleen: Ahh It's so nice to be out here in Miami in this nice summer heat. And it's great to finally have a bloomin' break from going out on missions. They can get so boring.
Colleen's ears then pick up the sound of Hunter and Exile's voices. She looks to her left side, and removes her shades to see the two of them playing volley ball together. Hunter is wearing a blue speedo, and Exile is wearing a black speedo.
Colleen: Blimey! I thought those two would be out surfing or something! It's hard to get some shut eye out here with all that bloody noise!
Colleen does her best to ignore the cheerful sounds of Hunter and Exile's voices. Meanwhile, the Golden retriever and the Siberian husky continue to enjoy their v
Afraid to lose sight of you 1 [Rivaille x Reader]Afraid to lose sight of you 1 [Rivaille x Reader]3 months ago in Drama More Like This
Running yourself out of breath, you ran towards the gate in Trost District to see the Scouting Legion going into a another expedition outside the walls. Almost crying yourself out for waking up late that morning you try to scan every members on their horses to take a chance to see him.
It gave you a hard time searching for that person because you were too short amongst the crowd and the person you are looking for is in fact, is a short person too. Upon seeing his comrade, Hanji Zoe, you saw him talking to her. You saw that the brown haired woman is getting excited over something and are too far to hear what she was saying.
You're scared that something will happen and you're afraid to not to look one last time as the troops advanced towards the outside world. You wanted to scream his name to stop him from going where the eotenas where. But what the hell, does he know you? If he hear you calling his name will he turn around and never to go outside aga
Real Men of GeniusReal Men of Genius4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)
One hundred people loved the article, but what do they know?
(wake up, sheeple!)
Anyone can lend their public support, but your faceless thumbs-down will be heard around the world.
(anonymity is my friend!)
For you, it's not about the content or the cause, it's about the DDs you've never received on your erotic furry fiction.
(just don't understand me!)
Yours is a lone voice now, but soon the faceless masses will pour in to reject this article along with you, just as soon as you can make the alt accounts.
(my personal army!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, ninja of negation, because no party is complete without a wet blanket.
(Mr. Devious News Article Rejector Guy!)