The Adventures of Squicken... Week OneMy name is Cameron Michael but all my friends call me "Squicken". It's a mixture of "Squid" (what Mommy calls my Dad) and "Chicken" (what Daddy calls my Mommy). I was born last Tuesday the 18th, and have learned SO MUCH that I asked Dad if I could write about it here in his journal.
Dad gave me permission so here goes my first attempt at writing. Don't judge me too harshly because I'm only a week old and I've got my hands full trying to learn stuff. For instance, eyes!!! Wow, eyes are tough to control! It's hard to focus them and move them all around. I can't really see all that well yet but I think I recognize Mom and Dad and I CERTAINLY recognize a fine nipple, which makes Dad proud. Of course, I don't have much experience with other nipples but, I have time to fix that.
I spent a few days in ICU (Mom, Dad, and I called it "jail") at the hospital because Mom ran a fever during birth and the docs said they found some indication of infection in the blood samples they took from me
The Case of FellaIt was a dark and smoky room. The floor felt grimy under my special issued boots. I had come looking for a creature. One devious in nature. All I had was a grainy screen shot taken back in 2004 but I was told I'd know him when I saw him.The Case of Fella5 years ago in Devious Fun More Like This
I glanced around the grey and murky depths of the room. In a corner I saw a clown leaning on a table talking animatedly to a ninja. Stranger things have happened. I took a puff on my bubble pipe. This case was an usual one.
There was a woman. There is always a woman. She came to my office over at dAmn crying and begging for my help. She was bewitching, telling me stories of a creature she'd fallen in love with. She had taken him on a trip to met with what she called deviants. On the way home she and her creature got separated. It must have taken a wrong turn. She thought kidnap but all the signs pointed to run away.
I didn't want to break it to her with out proof. That's what brings me to the shady part of town. Forum C