Larry Koopa's songLarry Koopa's song6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Cheatsy is the Man
So you want to know what's up with me huh?
Well I'm still the same, but with a few changes.
....Let me tell you a little about me now.
Well, Cheatsy K. is my name,
Thiefin-and-Stealin is my game,
Always runnin round untame,
Cheatsy is the man.
Struttin Everywhere I walk,
struttin down every last block.
Jammin to my castle-made rock,
Cheatsy is the man.
Im a new-class thief and I am slick,
if you think otherwise then suck my d*ck!
I can thief anyone in oh, so many ways.
Im an old-school thief, thats no lie
and Ill be that way til the day I die.
My interest is the Crime that always pays.
People ask, Why do you do the things you do?
I just tell them, I do what I got to do.
And whoa, my bridge is coming up next
and in every single one I have questions to ask you.
Which thief always goes astray?
Steals every night and ev
Long Live the KingLong Live the King3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
King. He liked the term king. It suited him well. He was different than the others, stronger and wiser, so they had no choice but to call him king.
They waited on him hand and foot, and soon nothing short of a throne would suit him. A once self-proclaimed humble man became a ruthless ruler in a matter of a few short years. The change was inevitable though. Those born with the blessing of superior traits would get their trophies in time.
Those with the power of an iron grip can grasp onto their goals, or their enemy's necks, and get what they want. It is not fragile, it will not falter. It is one of the few certain things in this world. Still, with power there is consequence.
The decent into madness is a subtle thing for a king, but was not all around unpleasant. If this was the price for power, then he would pay it off in full. There was concern in the kingdom when he first began to slip, his cold laughter echoing at night. Now however, they too can see the strength he holds.
In his pa
Two Unlikely Friends ch.1 pg.1Two Unlikely Friends ch.1 pg.1Two Unlikely Friends ch.1 pg.13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ah,hello there. My name is Bowser Koopa. Ruler of the dark lands. But c'mon,don't mean to brag,heh heh. Anyways,I had a tough time 2 years ago. I was bitten by this mutant,and I became a demon. Things didn't turn out so well. I then bit Luigi. So we went to go get a cure,went to DK Island,blah blah blah. And guess what he did? He cut his own leg off. Yeah,what fun....that was sarcasm,if you didn't know that,you dimwit. Moving on. Luigi got a prosthetic leg from these Tikis. Then,he had this ring,fought a dragon,and we all went to LAS VEGAS! YEAH! Excuse me. Spaz attack here. We both got drunk,and he danced to Sexy and I Know It. What a blast. Skipping that stuff...we went to the Carson Plains to stop this portal,met a guy named Tony,Luigi got kidnapped and electrocuted to death. Yes,I cried. So what?! But he was brought back to life from that ring. He killed the master of demons,the one who was controlling us to kill people. And guess what? Luigi dest
Ash Vs. Dawn, Winner See All "Hey Dawn!" Dawn turned around to see Ash running at a swift pace, followed by Pikachu, behind her. She had just left her mother's house on a request she recieved to come home and visit. She was walking alone in the nearby forest, and very surprised to see Ash running after her, as she had expected him to continue on the journey with Brock. None-the-less, she was very glad to see him, as she had been holding onto a secret crush for quite some time now.Ash Vs. Dawn, Winner See All5 years ago in Erotic More Like This
"Ash, what are you doing here?" Dawn asked curiously.
"Well, Brock had to go back to Kanto to look after his family's gym for awhile, so I thouhgt I'd go ahead and come find you," Ash said. Dawn noticed his face was red, and from the running, or possibly something else, she could not tell.
"Ash, how far have you run?" Dawn asked, curious to find out why Ash had stru
a new responsibility ch 2 a new responsibility Chapter 2a new responsibility ch 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"HI Luigi^^" Daisy said in a happy tone as she and Yoshi walked into the castle, "We decided to come and visit Peach...". That's when she noticed the look on Luigi's face. His face looked really red, like as if he had been crying and he had some tears in his eyes as well, all she and Yoshi knew was that something was bothering him. "Luigi sweetie what's wrong?" she asked. Yoshi then noticed Toadsworth walking back and forth all panicy and Toad were there trying to calm him down. "Toadsworth what's wrong, did something happen to the princess again?" he asked. "It's not just Peach." Luigi repiled "I-It's...It's Mario.". Luigi Toad, and Toadsworth lead Daisy and Yo
Bowser's Mirth Potions 1Bowser's Mirth Potion #1: The Pyramid of TicklekhamenBowser's Mirth Potions 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Author's Note: If you are weirded out by excessive tickling, male characters having nipples when they normally don't, weird situations, and the idea that someone would even want to create a potion that lets them enjoy tickling, then don't complain if you DO read this. If you don't mind, then keep on reading.
Bowser and all other Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.
Prologue - Birth of Mirth
Bowser, thanks to an odd adventure he had while lost in a forest, discovered something most interesting. While tickling is quite unbearable for him normally, thanks to a tickle-obsessed Pirahna plant's venom, he was able to actually enjoy being tickled... while the venom was in effect.
Before the venom could flush out, Bowser ordered his Scienkoopas, intelligent troopas who had been assigned to use their brains rather than their brawn, to take a blood sample and identify the venom, claiming it could ha
monsterssometimes i wonder what hunters dreammonsters1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
(ribs cages unlocked, unloved,
jaws, gaping like the end of the world-
red, raw, raging-
eyes blank like snow, like ice)
we are all pr(e,a)ying; we are all prey.
Clear Tear's Chapter 1Clear Tear's Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This is the squeal to 'BrainWashed', if you haven't read it yet I strongly advise you do so more of this makes sense.
Chapter 1: Mr.L?...
A man in blue overall's charged towards a certain castle while clenching his fist's, he growled as the strong wing whipped his dark brown hair back and his grey eye's sparkled in the light. He slammed his fist against a pair of huge wooden door's and waited impatiently for an answer
"Yes?" Daisy opened her castle door and the gasped "Mr.L?... Is that you?" She asked
Mr.L quickly grabbed her by the neck "Of-Course It Is! How Come I'm Here?! You Promised!" He yelled as he saw Mario and Peach come from a room to see what's going on, Mario charged at his and before Mr.L had a chance to react he was thrown to the floor with Mario on top, Mr.L pushed Mario off of his then got up "Mario, how nice to see you again!" He smiled cockily
"What are you doing here Mr.L? Last time I saw you was at Castle Bleck." Mario growled in a fig
EP05:Seeds of EvilEP05:Seeds of Evil2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
In the Starship Mario, the Mario crew was able to find another Grand Stars. Now they are trying to figure out where it could be as the detector went off.
"Looks like we got another reading." said Toad. "Looks like the next Grand Star is in Isle Delfino." said Peach. "And that's where we are going." said Daisy. "Lubba, Luma?" asked Rosalina. "Would you mind?" Lubba and Luma use their energy teleports the crew to Isle Delfino.
After reaching the island, they see the entire island covered in vines and trees. "Is this Isle Delfino?" asked Rosalina. "According to the charts, it should be." said Toadette. "It's never been a Jungle like this. What do you think F.L.U.D.D.?" said Mario. "Something on the Island must have grown all of these trees and vines." "Daisy, can you use your flower power to clear the way?" asked Luigi. "You better believe I can." said Daisy as she uses her flower power to open the jungle paths.
Just then, they see numerous amounts of Piranha Plants attacking Delfino Squa
A Pika Problem Chp 1(Every thousand years, the legendary pokemon Jirachi is awakened and grants wishes the first people she meets with a pure soul. But she has been awakened early. It is the middle of the night. A team with black suits with giant R's on them have come to get her to use her for evil. She awakens when the people step into her cave. When they enter, she flies away out of the cave with the team behind her. She flies much faster than the humans can run. She sees some woods and heads into them and tries to lose them.)A Pika Problem Chp 15 years ago in Drama More Like This
[2 hours earlier]
Dawn: Face it Ash, we're lost!
Ash: Well you're the one who said to take the road on the left!
Dawn: Oh why I outta-!
Brock: Now, now guys! Let's all calm down. It's getting late anyway.
(Storm clouds start to roll over.)
Brock: Hey, where's Croagunk?
Ash: I don't know. He was just behind us.
Brock:*sigh* I better go find him.
(Ash and Dawn sit by some rocks. Suddenly, a giant downpour comes down on them. They run for a cave not too far from the road.
Mario Bros untitled: Chap 13/29/07Mario Bros untitled: Chap 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mario leaned his head against the bars of the prison where Bowser had locked him, Luigi and Toad up. The horrible lizard king had caught them off guard at the castle and captured them instead of the Princess, hoping to lure her to his castle by using them as bait. Mario sighed and closed his eyes in thought.
How are we going to get out of here?
He looked up in hope when he heard the door to the dungeon open but was dismayed to see it was only a Koopa guard.
"Here's your rations for the day." the Koopa said, shoving plates of moldy bread through slots in the doors. "Eat it in good health!" he cackled as he walked away.
Mario glared at him as he slammed the door, the boom it made echoing off of the stone walls.
"Mario?" came Luigi's soft voice.
Mario immediatly went over him and kneeled down. Luigi was in the corner of the ne
Two Unlikely Friends ch.1 pg.2Mario and Luigi sat next to each other,wrapped in towels. Luigi sighed. "I'm...sorry for pushing you in the pool." he apologized,not looking Mario in the eye. Mario chuckled. "It's alright," he accepted Luigi's apology. "And I'M sorry for grabbing your leg,and pulling you in the pool." "It's okay." Luigi replied. Mario looked at Luigi; Luigi looked at Mario. They both smiled,and chuckled. Which brought a hug,and pats on the back. After hugging,Mario then sighed. "What's wrong,bro?" Luigi asked worriedly. Mario shook his head. "Nothing...but...I'm still kinda,ya know..." he desperately tried to say. Luigi raised his eyebrow. "Luigi,I'm worried about you." Mario finished. "Mario,that was two years ago. Haven't you gotten over that?" Luigi said,turning to Mario. Mario shrugged. Luigi sighed. "Everything's alright,Mario. All of that stuff is over." he whispered. Mario paused for a few seconds. He then blinked. "Yeah,I guess you're right." he agreed. Luigi smiled,and patted Mario on the bacTwo Unlikely Friends ch.1 pg.23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Realistic Charmander (Updated)Realistic Charmander (Updated)2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
During one of my expeditions, I went to a dormant volcano to study its last activity and whether or not the lava still was brimming inside of it and boy was I surprised! These amazing little creatures were living on the walls of the heated volcano! They were soaking up its warmth and using it to heat the temperature of their body even more. What made me more astounded was the fact that an actual flame was lit from the tip of their tails! I had to study these creatures…I needed to know what other secrets they held and how they were even able to survive such intense heated temperatures.
Species: Spotted Salamander
Description: Its skin is a vibrant, lovely sunset orange, the underbelly of these small creatures were cream-colored and its eyes were the color of a dark blue night sky. From my knowledge, these are the only salamanders I know to have fangs visibly protruding from its upper-jaw. Just like I mentioned before, these creatures are somehow able to concentr
Dawn's Love Present AshxDawnDawn's Love Present AshxDawn6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Brock tell me why again we are here at the mall? Ash said to his friend with a face full of boredom.
Because Ash, were here to get Dawn a little gift, she feels a little bad sense she lost to her first contest, so were gonna get her a little something to cheer her up. Ash thought to himself, what would be a good gift for Dawn? A little while longer, Brock had found his gift to Dawn, it was a blue scarf with a matching blue Pokemon hat to go with it.
Did you find Dawn a gift yet Ash?
Nah not really, Im still thinking of what to get her. But that wasnt what was truly on Ashs mind. Oh man I gotta get Dawn something, But it cant be just anything, it has to tell her how much I care for her no more then just that, it has to say that how much I love her, I only hope she loves me back Ash thought to himself.
Im gonna keep looking around Brock, you go on ahead without me.
Two Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.1Bowser took a sip from his coffee. He was was staring at a sleeping, knocked out Luigi. Bowser sighed. "Once I do this,he's gonna wake up to his retarded,showoff self." he whispered. He clanked the cup on the metal bars,and screamed "WAKE UP,YOU IDIOOOOOOOT!". Luigi instantly woke up,and screamed in shock. Bowser smiled,and folded his hands. "Good morning,Showoff,or Luigi." he greeted. Of course,since he was knocked out,Luigi is now Mr. L. "Yeah,good morning,you idiot..." he mumbled. "HEY,LEAVE THE INSULTS TO ME!" Bowser snapped. Mr. L rolled his eyes. "Eye rolling pest..." Bowser mumbled under his breath. Mr. L looked down. His eyes went wide. "Can I get....clothes?" he asked. Bowser nodded. "They're right next to you. And it's a good thing you had a towel on,or else I would've killed myself just looking at you." he replied. Mr. L looked next to him,and grabbed the clothes. He then looked at Bowser,and blushed. "C-can you turn around?" he sotfty said. "OH GOD,YES!" Bowser exclaimed,tuTwo Unlikely Friends ch.2 pg.13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
between the pineswhen i ask who you are,between the pines2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
do not tell me you are
it shows through
the dismal cold
is muted by lustrously
in folds of the moor,
is it applause?
a shudder curds
with sudden sleet,
how raw trees snap
into full body
apparitions is slow,
and heavy like
this cold ranges
from mountain forests
to stranded hangings,
giving frailty when it can't
between these pines i lie
you torpidly walk into me.
In this WorldIn this worldIn this World4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am all alone
In this world
I find no peace
In this world
All the flowers rot
In this world
There is nothing but sorrow and pain
Huh, turns out this world is my mind
Mr. L-You Do Not Know......You do not knowMr. L-You Do Not Know......6 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
how much the evilness in me
has risen while i sat in that
dirty, dark cell deep within your mind
how it ached to be released
beckoning me to let it out
letting out the TRUE evil me
and not the one you usually see.
You do not know
how much adrenaline in my veins pumped
when the coast was clear
and my chance to escape that HellHole of a mind
was finally arriving
How much the evilness Said
"L! Now is your chance! GO! GO NOW!!"
You do not know
how much my head was full of revenge
as I sat in the shadows and watched You
Sit HAPPILY with the woman I LOVED
the one who should be the future Queen of the Darkness
and your snobby little kids
and how i saw Mario become King of the Land
HIM that Shrimp of a Plumber you call a brother
control the land?
It drove me insane......
You do not know
how when i thought of this one night
..I finally cracked
The True L seeped into my blood and into my mind
taking over as Rage in a Calm. dark manner
how much power was in me
as i f
Gift for Nintendrawer 4Marc and Peter ran inside and yelled, "Uncle Wegee! Aunt Daisy!" Luigi and Daisy turned to see the boys standing in the doorway, soaking wet and muddy. "What are you two doing out there! You look terrible now!" Daisy shouted. Luigi got up and asked, "Where's Laura? She's getting a stern talking to." Peter and Marc jumped up and down, pointing outside screaming, "The monster got her! The monster got her!" Luigi walked out into the dark, stormy night and looked around. "I don't see anything," he said. "That's because it's behind the bush!" they yelled. Luigi walked out farther to behind the bush. "There's still nothing-" Luigi stopped and looked down. He bent down and picked up an object and then walked back to the house. "What is it?" Daisy asked. "Laura's shoe..." Luigi said looking down at it.Gift for Nintendrawer 45 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bowser walked down the pathway with Peach and Laura, plus his two Koopas. Laura had on one shoe and was barefoot on the other. "Man! I want my shoe back!" she yelled. "Well I didn't tell you to
Black Hearted Python chp2" Awesome work your majesty! What's next!?" Koolkoopa asked. Atop of Peach's Castle, there burns a fire of black from Ignatius's flames. In the flames lies the caucuses of Mario and Peach. Ignatius killed those two and is now so excited, he's speechless. "Uhhh Are you okay Ignatius?" Spencer asked. Ignatius snaps out of his trance and says "Huh!? Oh I'm sorry, I zoned out for a second. Anyways, what's next is we pay a little visit back to my home town of Dark Land! Get a few troops and about 6 commanders on my army." "Are you talking about your siblings at Castle Koopa?" asked Scott. "Precisely Scott, now then let's get going." Ignatius says calmly. He walks to the edge of the roof and jumps off, landing on his flag ship. The three other koopas run off the roof and land on their air ships. The air ships then turn and head due east to Dark Land.Black Hearted Python chp25 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
On the ground in a nearby forest, Mario's younger brother, Luigi, is running through the thick brush to get back to Toad Town.
AloneHere I amAlone1 month ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
In iron chains
Bound to stone
A whisper echoes
Within the night
A soul with all its shining light
I slowly walk into death's embrace
Falling into empty space
A life flashes before my eyes
Dear DaisyDear DaisyDear Daisy5 years ago in Drama More Like This
i am glad you had fun i did too
wow i did not know i was that charming
i am glad you like my
parents they really love you
come by at 6:00 so we
can just hang out
i was not what it looked
like she came on to
me i did not mean
to kiss her she kissed me
i am really sorry
answer the phone i really
need to talk
i am sorry
and i really need you
i don't just want you any more
i need you
i did need to say sorry
i love you i will never
love anyone but you
i am the happiest man ever
i love you
Black Hearted Python chap.3All was peaceful in a strange yet exotic land only imaginable in dreams. Two koopas, close friends, sit in chairs as they view a beautiful meadow and a small town off to the side. "Whoa, this is so relaxing man!" said the koopa that had a mohawk/mullet. "Yeah, I couldn't have pictured anything better than this." said the koopa that had long messy hair. All was quite when suddenly a cannon ball landed right next to them and exploded. It sent the two koopas flying high in the air, and they both landed flat on the ground. "OW! What the hell was that Max!?" the Mohawk/mullet koopa asked. "I don't Spencer, but whatever it was we'd better-WHOA!!!" Max shouted. Another cannon ball flew towards them, but it landed in the town and many buildings were blown to pieces! It began to rain cannon balls and the sky turned blood red. Air Ships descended from the clouds and let all hell loose. An extremely large Air Ship landed next to Max and Spencer. Black mist crawled out as the side was opening up,Black Hearted Python chap.35 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This