Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von MonroeQ: Do you have a crush on jeffree Star?Questions and answers I asked Jayy Von Monroe10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
A: No, we are good buddies.
Q: Will you take a picture of yourself with a dildo and put it on yougotposted.com?
A: No. Sorry Kids.
Q: Have you ever thought of doing a porn video?
A: Haha. No. But I have had pornography pictures taken before.
Q: You shouldnt be self concious cuz all of us LOVE the way you look. And I dont lie about this.
A: Haha Thank you dear>.
Ways to Annoy Dahvie and JayyDahvie:Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)
1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
The WantedNo one actually ever wanted me,The Wanted1 month ago in Free Verse More Like This
they never really cared,
No matter how hard I try I always seem to mess up.
Can you imagine?
Living with this pain that is so far down that no one can see.
It breaks itself down so that the pain can increase and kill me even more.
I feel that something deep down is missing but I dont know what.
Tired of feeling this way I want to disappear.
No one would ever notice anyway...
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P6Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P62 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So we left off at Jayy flirting with the Starbucks
guy and Dahvie being all awkward.
"I said I wanted youtocuminmy latte" Jayy smiles.
"Is this right, you want me to cum in your
latte?" guy working all weirded out by his
"Uh, I just wanted my iced frappaino" Dahvie
starts almost crying.
"Dude chill I got this." Jayy whispers to him.
"Sigh, I'll go hit on chicks or something."
"So, how about that coffee?" Jayy flirtously asks.
"Wanna get diner some time?"
"By the way, I'm Jayy Von Monroe"
"Here's my number, call me sometime Johm."
"Oh here's your friends coffee and a latte for
"Thanks" Winks and goes to find Dahvie.
"Here's your frappacino, wanna go now?"
So they walked out of Starbucks happily (Jayy)
and drinking their coffee.
"So what's his name?"
"You gonna leave me alone now that you have a boyfriend?"
"Maybe.." Winks at Dahvie
"Ugh. Why me?"
"Giddy up, horsie" Smacks Dahvie's ass.
"I hate my f---ing life"
"I hate you too sometimes"
Real BOTDF Fans♫ REAL BOTDF FANS....♫ (made by me xXEmo-Teddy-BearXx)Real BOTDF Fans3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Don't believe the rumors about Dahvie and Jessi.
2. Have listened to their music at least a full 24 hours.
3. Love their music
4. Sing ' I Heart Hello Kitty' outloud and don't care who hears.
5. Know who popped Jayy's balloon.
6. Have gotten a cavity from eating to many watermelon blow pops.
7. Yell," DAMN YOU STRAWBERRY, YOUR PINK DECIEVING WRAPPER!!!!" when you get mad.
8. Have more than one BOTDF accessorie. (shirts, bracelets, necklaces.)
9. Laugh at Jayy's adorable laugh.
10. Have attempted to fire hoop.
12. Was so caught up with reading these and laughing that you didn't notice there wasn't a number 11. ha you dun goofed!!!
13. Laughing at yourself for missing it and blaming the strawberry's decieving wrapper.
14. When people ask who you are you say, "IMA MONSTER!"
15. When something goes wrong you yell,"DAMMIT DAHVIE!," or "DAMMIT JAYY!!!"
16. Still laugh about the turkey high five Rusty gave you. (long story)
WholeCHAPTER 1Whole1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So x equals 81 and y equals 68?" Chloe Yaamin asked. Mrs Phamphladore groaned and placed a hand over her eyes.
"Yes Chloe. That is correct. But also please keep in mind that you've asked that question 7 times already." Mrs Pampy (that's what I call her) dropped her hand and turned towards the board once more. I sighed in frustration. How am I ever going to get this right if Chloe keeps blabbering on with her friends and then asking questions that have already been answered?
Suddenly, there was a voice whispering into my ear.
"If she puts her hand up one more time, I swear I'm going to fling my chair at her." I chuckled silently.
"If she asks a question one more time, I swear I'm going to chuck another chair at her." I promised back.
Zaffron Quake grinned. His hair falling around his face and his strange dark blue eyes that glinted with mischief.
"It's a deal." He leaned back and folded his long legs on the chair, throwing his pale arms behind his head. Some girls absolutely
The pain of the otherThe pain of the OtherThe pain of the other1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
In the worst way I feel as though this isn't real,
And you feel apart of Deja Vu,
And this is nice, and my heart swells,
And your smile, is broad, this image is fraud.
And in a way, the connection we share,
May be true all through and through...
But in words things I nor you can say,
And in a way,
It pains me, but we, each other
Can never truly see... The pain of the other.
Tell me...I want you to tell me about every person you've ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them. Tell me about a day in your life you thought you'd never live through. Tell me what the word "home" means to you. Tell me about the first time you felt the weight of hate and if that day still trembles beneath your bones.Tell me...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Do you prefer to dance out in the rain, or bounce in the banks of snow? And if you were to build a snowman, would you rip two branches from a tree to build your snowman arms? Or would you leave the snowman armless for the sake of harming the tree? Would you notice how the tree weeps for you because the snowman has no arms to hug you everytime you kiss him on the cheek? Do you kiss your friends on the cheek? Do you sleep beside them when they're sad, even if it makes your lover mad?
Do you think that anger is a sincere emotion or just the timid of a fragile heart trying to beat it's why through the pain?
Tell me what you think of your first name. Tell me if you lie
AnthonyWe may have just metAnthony7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
But it felt like forever ago
You are the piece that makes me whole
You are the one I'll love forever
You are the one I need to hold
Ant I may have failed you once
But never again, not anymore
I love you more than life it's self
You mean so much to me
You are my everything
All in all I need to say
I will love you everyday
Forever and for always
From now until eternity
You are my number one
I love you.
Why?Why must the good be punish?Why?4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Why must the evil be rewarded?
Why must those with a conscience be filled with guilt?
Why must those without a conscience be care free?
Why must those with the most true love never find love at all?
Why must those with just lust get all the love?
Why must those who try to do good in the world bye punished the most?
Why must those who only seek to do evil go without punishment?
Why must those with morals be looked down upon?
Why must those without morals be looked up to?
Why must those with good ideas be ignored?
Why must those with bad ideas be listened to?
The journeyThe end has come,The journey7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
The long journey is finally over.
It has been filled with ups and downs.
It has been filled with happiness and pain.
Now, it is finally over.
You look back at all that has happened,
You begin to remember the good times,
The happiness along the way,
And you want to go back.
But then you remember the bad times,
All the pain the journal has caused,
All the scrapes, bruises and scars,
Some which may never fully heal,
And you turn away from the journey.
You look at what you accomplished,
And what it cost you to get there.
You sacrificed many things along the journey,
Many late nights spent planning your next move,
Many days spent worrying about what has happened,
Or what might happen next.
You look back and see all the things
That you could have done better.
You regret doing some of them,
For you know that they were not right.
But, in the end,
You realize what you did was right.
Though, it may not feel that way,
You may feel like you were wrong,
That you should have done b
Violent InkThe pain, I need it.Violent Ink5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Scar it into my skin,
The agony I'll never forget.
Do you see-
Why I am me?
An inked form
You'll never be.
Blood and ink create.
A beautiful angel across my back
Shadows the demons in my heart.
This selfish pretence
Born of violence
A hate skin shallow
Spawned from absence.
I can only hope you're proud.
I've scrawled your legacy
In blood and permanence
Across my skin.
LeftI feel as though someone has taken a knife and ripped out my soul,Left1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
for a long time I was happy this was after I was sad.
Now it overwhelms me again, my skin becomes cracked from the tears I have shed this whole week for you.
I want you to come back again, I swear I would countine to do my best, worshipping even the ground you walk on.
I made you take back the gift I thought of with all my heart I just can't see it beside my bed anymore....anymore at all.
The picture of you and I is still at my bedside, I kiss it each morning I wake though I had to remove the photos I had of you on my photo but could not get rid of your sweet notes that sing to me.
You say I rely on you too much but I ask what you would expect my love? I do not rely but grieve for the time you promised me but cannot give anymore.
I beg for you to be happy once again so you would come back for me, save me from this nightmare....please take me back.
When you open the box I hope you honestly see how much I love you...I wil
BrokenA broken girl.Broken7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Lost in a broken world.
No lights to guide her.
No friends to help her.
She wanders aimlessly.
She lives with no real reason why.
Lost and alone.
Broken and loveless.
All she wants is somebody to care.
All she wants is somebody to love.
But there is no love.
No true love in our world.
She's lost and searching.
She's broken and blindly hoping.
What she doesn't know.
Is she'll always be a broken girl.
She'll always be lost in a broken world.
Things I will tell my future daughterWhen the night empties itself into your brain,Things I will tell my future daughter4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
do not tell them that inside is only darkness,
but tell them the exact number of stars that
fill each cell of twisting flesh,
contorting, and forming memories.
When the rain pours so hard it soaks,
and water droplets crawl into the cave
that your collar bones provide
down your chest, collecting like a well
at your heart, do not tell them how cold
you are, but tell them
that a shower from nature can only
like the bottom of a pool in a desert.
When the sun dries your skin
burning and darkening
your body like toast, charred and fragile
do not tell them your discomfort
tell them you do not want shade, tell them
the sunlight only warms your inside,
like a battery, charging.
When they slap your dreams
then your hope on the other cheek
and punch through your love
only to leave you
at the bottom of the ocean,
do not show them your scars.
Show them that you can breathe underwater
When he acts as if you do n
NumbNumb.Numb7 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Without you here I feel nothing.
Not the sadness of being alone.
Not the joy of freedom.
Without you in my arms.
I want to cry for you.
But I have no more tears.
I want to scream out your name.
But I have no more voice.
Without your love to fill me.
I need you.
To be whole.
I need you.
To feel at all.
I need you.
To be who I am.
Without your hand guiding me.
The desertWalking through the desert,The desert4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Only seeing hills of sand,
Sand crushed from the rocks of dreams.
You are alone,
Forever wandering through the desert,
You are lost.
You have no idea which way to turn,
No idea where to go.
Each village you find,
You try to live there,
But they always kick you out,
And throw you back into the desert.
The hot unforgiving sun beats down on you,
You are in constant pain.
You long for the shelter a village holds,
Where you can hide from the sun,
And let your wounds heal.
Yet ever village has thrown you out,
Made everything worse.
You keep walking aimlessly through the infinite desert,
Hoping to find a village to accept you.
But you fear finding a new one.
What if they do the same as the ones before?
What if they hurt you?
A few villages once let you in for a short while,
They had you fix up things that you were able to,
They feigned acceptance of you,
But all they were real
The call of a sirenTo hear a sirens call,The call of a siren4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You know you should not listen
But you do anyway.
Being forced to go to the siren,
To the rocky cliffs,
Where your ship will smash.
To accept the gift of the Trojans,
To accept it knowing what lays inside.
Yet, to not accept it willingly,
To be forced to welcome the horse.
You go with the enemy,
Not by choice,
But by force.
You hear the sirens call,
One of happiness and fun,
But only ends in pain and death.
You know what happened in the past,
Yet you repeat it anyway,
Not trusting the enemy
That you now walk side by side with.
You fear what lays inside the horse,
Yet you followed the sirens call,
You don't let your guard down,
Not even for a moment.
Because if you did,
If you fell asleep,
The horse would open,
And the enemy would attack.
You lay your own trap,
To catch the enemy by surprise,
Not a lethal one,
But just enough to show them
You shouldn't be messed with.
You know the past,
You know the horse is not a gift,
But a trap,
Carefully planned out,
If onlyIf only I was bornIf only4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
In a different place.
If only I was born
At a different time.
If only I grew up
With different friends.
Then I might be happy.
But I wasn't.
I was born
I was born
I grew up
If only God had waited,
Just a few years longer,
To place me on this earth,
I might have been happy.
I was born far away,
I was born to early,
I grew up without friends.
I don't know.
It is very bittersweet to imagine
That I was born at the right time,
That I was born in the right place,
That I made the right friends,
That the girl I love wasnt so very far away.
If The World WasIf The World WasIf The World Was1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
If the world was made like a fantasy
there would be no more unemployment opportunity
for every man would work by the sweat of his brow
from the lowliest dwarf to the highest drow*
no nukes to drop on enemies foreign
only kinds and queens forever to reign
the days where knights would quest for glory
and in that quest they find their folly
for if the world was like the sea
there would be more than enough room for you and me
plenty of food for the world to share
no longer would anyone grow hungry or even care
for the sea would provide all for life
though it comes with its own strife
for predators lurk in the dark deep depths for sure
their own little tricks for prey to lure
still the world would be such a better place
if the world were a fantasy instead of a disgrace
if the world was like the sky
forever the winds would carry us higher than high
for adrenaline would solve our fix
instead of drugs who with our blood does mix
providing a lot of problems near a
The Cherries Were BreathtakingA kiss, I melt. It's every dream I wish for.The Cherries Were Breathtaking5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your lips; lush, soft and pressed against mine.
Redder than the cherries you love so dearly;
Sweeter than the chocolate that you lace them with.
My breath catches in my chest, I'm pinned to the moment.
Let these seconds last forever and never,
I'm not sure I can bring myself to hope for more.
So we kiss and I'll wonder what sweetness outshines
the sweetest of lips against mine-laced chocolate across cherries.
Wilting LoveOn the edge of the precipice I linger,Wilting Love5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
plucking away at the petals of memories.
Buds I believed would bloom,
blossoms I never received.
Why do you stand here, you may ask.
Surely you must know that there are others.
A kind word akin to sonnet, doting.
These are the tools of your trade.
Why choose, you entreat, to be alone?
Because I desire misery and disdain.
You're wonderful, don't you realize?
No, but who are you to tell me this?
Know that I am alone because I require
something more than wilting petals.
Understand that I love those who
should never think to love me.
So here I stand, desolate and forsaken-
the edge of love's precipice once again.
These fading petals fall into love,
a plummet I don't yet deserve.
OverflowPlease take your partOverflow5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wish to go
Fill this mess
I mean to drown
This you should know
Turn the tap
Just make it slow
Visions of love
Come through the glow
Of uncondoned sins
Pure spite and sorrow
I wish to be happy
But that isn't so
I only need misery
Reap what I sew
Now fill me with sadness
Lungs brimmed long ago
So leave me with hate
Please turn back and go
...I don't want you to see what I've become.