SNIPPY: evidence"Blasted mug!"SNIPPY: evidence1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I looked at it hatefully.
"This is all your fault!"
I attempted to throw the mug at the Arbitrator, to smash it, to let go of it.
Nothing of the sort was possible.
I flailed left and right. The mug did not budge. I could not let it go, no matter how hard I tried. It was as if it were glued to me with a strange static-like substance. It rolled between my fingers and from one hand to the other, but it was as if I were made of iron and the mug were a powerful rare-earth magnetic bearing coated with oil.
Why can't I let go of the mug?!
Did the Arbitrator's reconstruction of my organs have anything to do with this?
Upon giving up to prying the mug out of my hands, I turned to the Arbitrator and spoke.
I made my case calmly and clearly, pressuring various facts that my DNA couldn't possibly be on the mug and that I looked nothing like Captain and that it might as well scan my memories for evidence or something of that sort.
AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?I've had that dream again.AMBER SNIPPY'S FATE?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
That strange place, so distant, yet so close to my heart. Buildings as tall as mountains.
Dead structures, watching with dead eyes. Empty, vast and endless honeycombs of stone and steel. Air filled with gray ashes, always fluttering from the cloudy sky.
The black vortex opens up in the sky, descending down to the city. The vortex spiral rips the city apart, bending the air itself, feasting on light, feasting on time.
There is a lonely figure standing in the street.
No matter how hard I try to make out his or her expression, I cannot. Is there no face there at all? Or perhaps there is a million human faces there, intertwined and flickering in unison, as bright as the light of ten thousand suns?
The being stares into the abyss of the vortex.
It takes another step towards it, into the horizon of nothingness, into a place where nothing can exist.
The stones of the roadway beneath its feet crumble and flutter in t
Snippy: the end of the worldThe living scarf twisted around my neck, flowing back and forth.Snippy: the end of the world1 year ago in Personal More Like This
My neurons tingled, misfiring.
Was it numbing the pain of being compressed into a hexagonal cocoon that pressed tighter and tighter?
No, it was showing me what it could see and feel, what my limited human vision could not.
The aggregate virus bore into my body, feasting on my cells, borrowing me to expand itself, yet it did not take over completely.
I was here, no I was out there, I was a hundred trillion cells and they were ALL suddenly under my control.
It seems that our relationship status has been upgraded from "master controller/slave drive" to an "unlicensed symbiosis".
The Biomatrix served as my new eyes, letting me peer through my own skin, bones, flesh and organs, through my fireproof jacket, through the web of intertwining lights that bound us in a stasis field, through the thick, crystalline walls of the Arbitrator's spacecraft.
My vision intensified, expandi
BIOMATRIX 117: A TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD ENIGMAtHeRE's SoMeThiNg iN tHe MoSt DisTanT MeMoRy Of PaSt SoMeThiNg ThaT DoeS Not BeLong, SoMeThiNg ThaT I mUsT ShOw tO ChaRleS SniPpy.BIOMATRIX 117: A TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD ENIGMA1 year ago in Personal More Like This
CaN YoU GuESs WhaT iT iS?
POP MUSICS OF PAST?WATT IS UR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT POPULAR MUSIC CULTURE OF ZEE PRE-APOCALYPSE?POP MUSICS OF PAST?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
RA: Part of a Chain (Chapter 3/4)RA: Part of a Chain (Chapter 3/4)1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Characters: C. Snippy/Sniper & A. Gromov/Engineer & C. Hatchenson/Pilot
"Our last hope."
Chapter 3: The Chain breaks
Engie, Snippy and Pilot were on their way out of the rundown electronics store that served as a strategically functional base for the hostile wastelanders who had robbed them.
After the three of them took their stuff back, the boss of the hostile group sent in his secret weapon a group of gunners, positioned all over the building and they didn't go easy on the small group at all.
Considering that Charles was the crew's only offense against the enemy force and that the other two carried heavy backpacks that slowed them down, they had made it surprisingly far already.
However, everyone's luck ends at some point and Snippy knew that he never had much to begin with.
After almost getting himself killed and ending up with a bad gash on his side, he couldn't afford to make any more wrong steps.
SNIPPY: NO ESCAPE?How can I escape fromSNIPPY: NO ESCAPE?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
THE MONSTROUS ARBITRATOR that wants to lobotomize my brain because of my crimes as "CAPTAIN"?
EPISODE 112 FEATURES!HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE DELICIOUS EPISODE 112 CONTEST FEATURES THAT ARE IN EPISODE 112: http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/112EPISODE 112 FEATURES!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Arrrrr RA by ~EszitrilCellular Snippy by ~KorevissSnippy Stuck by ~CreativeDarkPeaceWWI Snippy by ~LilnannySnippy Entry by *GelibeanH20Egyptian Snippy by ~Dino-blankeySnippy as a Rock God xD by ~PurplePeople1995Coelacanth (RA entry) by *MayakaEdCaveman by ~azeeliaSnippy in Greece by *DarwinsMishapAnother life of Charles Snippy by ~Echoes-OrchestraSnippy surreal Jack the Ripper by ~TheaFlyrhhippie snippy by ~NarcoVampiranew Snippy habiles by ~jenssosaurusSnippy WWII Soldier by ~ItsMeMelodySnippy beleives by ~Kuuriketto-chansnippy the plague doctor by *Earthsoul22Zee Snippy as the plague doctor by ~annethylSnippy's Ancestor, the musketeer by ~SwiftstartVictorian Snippy [500x500] by ~FURCIFERpardalisRA Background Entry. 17th Lancer,Past Snippy. by *FlekkrSir Snippy fighting CancerDragon by ~Isreali-Freak-DeviDay 33b Snippy the Cell by ~Asmodeus317Snippy's new job by ~ValkyrieLightDragon:thumb336626489:Snippy in the future by ~keren-or50's snippy by ~Mr-Joseph-No-One
My apologies if in the final version some submissions got cut up by text bubbles.
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Also, following fanarts were featured in the episode!
Zee Captain and Mr. Snippy by ~Kamikazuh Mr. Snippy: Daily Stroll by *NaviiraOn the Lookout by ~dondaRomantically Apocalyptic by ~Sol4rpleXusDehydration 2 by ~Sol4rpleXus:
Musics of captain presents...Our first sexy musical album of interest!Musics of captain presents...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
You can listen to eet here:
Let us know which song is your favouritest!
THE CHURCH OF GOOGLISMSTEP 1: The problem.THE CHURCH OF GOOGLISM9 months ago in Personal More Like This
You have a problem.
Don't tell me you don't have problems.
Everyone has problems.
Determine what your biggest problem is.
Don't have a big problem? Too scared to admit it?
You can start smaller- How about a small problem?
How about something that concerns/bothers/confuses you today/this week/recently?
Come up with a bunch of keywords that describe your problem.
STEP 2: Ask google for solution to your problem.
Google your question using ALL the possible keyword combinations that your problem relates to or has in it.
See if anyone already has a similar problem or has already resolved it.
Take 3 hours if you must.
Finding correct information can get tough, especially if it is obscure, hidden, answered incorrectly or has conflicting answers.
Answers without proper sources or evidence are generally incorrect and should be disregarded.
If there are too many conflicting solutions and opposing answers and you're not sure which is correct,
Use the principle of
LONDON MCM APPROACHES!PEOPLES OF LONDON,LONDON MCM APPROACHES!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
CAPTAIN COMES ONCE AGAIN TO ZEE MOST PROPER PLACE IN ZEE WERLD.
LONDON MCM http://www.londonexpo.com/
WANTS YOU TO COME AND JOIN CAPTAIN'S GLORIOUS PARADE OF DOOM!
PLEASE SEND ME A NOTE IF YOU'D LIKE TO MEET CAPTAIN IN LONDON AND HAVE FUN-TIMES!
POST-APOCALYPTIC COSTUMES WILL BE PROVIDED.
COME ONE, COME ALL, GET YOUR PANTS, TOP HATS AND MONOCLES SIGNED BY CAPTAIN AND TEAM!
ASK SNIPPY: why are things on fire?YOU TOO CAN ASK SNIPPY QUESTIONS OF INTEREST HERE:ASK SNIPPY: why are things on fire?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
SNIPPY: QUESTIONABLE REALITYI definitely thought about killing Captain, especially after several pranks that were pulled on me like that time when I woke up with a bucket super-glued to my head and declared "iron man".SNIPPY: QUESTIONABLE REALITY1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Or that time when Captain made a soup out of my gas mask filters because the broth needed the "Smooth flavour of Snippy" and salt wasn't available... so I had to roam the decaying shopping malls for a new pair.
Or that time when Captain pushed me into a watery abyss inside a wooden barrel to celebrate "Niagara falls day".
Have my thoughts become so compounded as to finally cause schizophrenia?
...Am I a stone throw away from becoming like Pilot, talking to pet rocks and building the Bastion of Captania out of rotting shoe boxes?
And if I were to kill Captain who would I have left?
I must have been talking out loud like those crazy hobos that lived outside the protectorate dome that communicated with radioactive rain clouds via conversations of interpretive dance, until they were consumed by a famil
LATENESS OF 105 AND INTERVIEW OF DELICIOUSNESS1.LATENESS OF 105 AND INTERVIEW OF DELICIOUSNESS1 year ago in Personal More Like This
105 is finally finished, even if horribly late due to Montreal Comicon:
Next on Captain's stop is New York comicon. Expect to catch us there if you be going!
Please to enjoy this interview of interest: