HOMESTUCK RANDOMNESSHOMESTUCK RANDOMNESS3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
JOHN: -Playing with a slinky-
KARKAT: WHAT'S THE POINT OF SLINKIES?
JOHN: this..-Takes it and throws out a nearby window.-
KARKAT: WELL THAT WAS FUCKING POINTLESS.
KARKAT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PENGUINS?
JOHN: penguins are awesome.
KARKAT: WELL, THAT'S NOTHING NEW TO ME
JOHN: i wanna poke your face.
JOHN: it just looks... pokable.
JOHN: i just realized something in life..
JOHN: the school lunches we got in grade-school stick to walls.
JOHN: the niagara falls is like a toilet.
JADE: no! niagara falls is more like stairs!
DAVE: how is a toilet like stairs?
KARKAT: OH MY GOD .! xD
JOHN: this reminds me of that one time when george lopez and paris hilton went skiing down mt. everest but then chuck norris came and pwned them! and all that was left was a pickle.