Pinkie Pie SwearPINKIE PIE SWEARPinkie Pie Swear3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey there, friend.
Can you keep
that I may leak?
If I tell you,
you must swear
not to speak
a breath of air
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
these words we use
If you slip
I'll blow my fuse
If you lie
and tell the truth
may that cupcake
chip your tooth
If you fake
and tell a lie
you can kiss
your flank goodbye
If you break
our special pact
May your cavitites
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
Rainbows Can Be Lonely TooRainbows Can Be Lonely Too3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
I held in a growl watching Fluttershy panic in fear as she tried another loop. That pegasus is such a scaredy pony. It had been just about the same thing for the past hour or so. I'd demonstrate the trick Fluttershy would try, she'd panic, fall down, and whimper how sorry she was for failing. She's a pony that you can't seem to stay mad at, but she could be really aggravating at times, though.
Seriously though, I shouldn't be complaining. I was the one that had taken a day off weather duty to spend some time with Fluttershy and teach her a trick or two. But all she seemed to learn so far was a half loop, and how to fall without breaking anything.
Fluttershy sat on the ground, shaking her mane to cover her face. She was obviously embarrassed.
"Its okay, Fluttershy. You put in a great effort. It just takes practice." I had to hold back a choke at grea
The Birds and the BeesThe Birds and the Bees4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Birds and the Bees
The clean, cool stream just off the edge of Sweet Apple Acres washed away the troubles of the day. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had had an exhausting set of adventures and the refreshing dip was just what they needed. The clear waters washed away the heat and the sweat, and the tree sap, of another long day of play. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had gotten an early start, terrorizing no fewer than a dozen ponies before noon. Their efforts had been unsuccessful, but enjoyable. Scootaloo's stomach rumbled, and her friends' stomachs soon followed. They hadn't eaten the 'food' they had made around lunch time. Silently, the three of them nodded to each other and understood it was time to get something in their bellies.
"Hi girls! What can I get for you? Do you need cookies? Cake? Cupcakes?"
Revisionist HistoryRevisionist History4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A white unicorn in royal robes and sparkling crown stood atop a snow-spotted peak. The blizzard responsible for it had been thwarted a full week prior--and hopefully, forever--but from her vantage point, its effects could still easily be seen across the horizon.
In its half-melted state, the snow highlighted the flora of the land below, causing several colors of the rainbow to shine under the moonlight.
Princess Platinum smiled. They almost hadn't done it. Heaven knew she hadn't contributed all that much to their cause.
At that moment, however, she at last heard the hoofsteps of one who had.
"Ahh, Clover the Clever," Platinum greeted the brown-robed violet unicorn who had just traversed the peak's leading trail. "Thank you for showing. I... did not wish to inconvenience you whilst you were napping."
Clover nodded with a light, airy smile. "I appreciate it. Still, I came as soon as I read your note. Is anything the matter?"
Platinum allowed a small, peaceful smile of her own to cros
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.2Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.23 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp. 2
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Cloud Kicker
I shivered as a cold gust of wind swept over me, pulling me out of my slumber. I blinked my eyes a few times and let out a quiet yawn. I was still tired but, I was really comfortable. Fluttershy and I were still cuddled up with each other, but she was still sleeping. I wiped my eyes with my free hoof and took a look over to Fluttershy to make sure she was alright.
Fluttershy seemed fine. She felt a little cold but, she was fine. I must've shielded her from the wind from the night. Thank, Celestia for that. I would hate for Fluttershy to get sick and not only because of that, but because it would make the trip back home more a pain as its already going to be. My leg was still feeling soar and so was the rest of my body. That tree really took its toll on me, and Fluttershy too.
My chin was still buried inside her mane, my foreleg st
The Public Life of Sweetie Belle Ch 1Okay, before you read this, I must insist that you read the prequel story The Secret Life of Rarity. If you don't there is not a single thing in this story that you will understand. You are going to read the first sentence and be really confused about what is going on and then you're going to go back to read The Secret Life of Rarity and it'll all be ruined for you right off the bat so PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THAT STORY FIRST!!!!The Public Life of Sweetie Belle Ch 13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sweetie Belle looked at her unmoving sister, hoping that what she was seeing was a dream, but knowing that it was not. Her big sister Rarity, the pony that she had looked up to her entire life, was dead. She had spent her last moments of life singing to Sweetie Belle the lullaby that she had sung to her so many times when she was a filly. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed.
Sweetie Belle pushed on the glass that separated her from her sister as her executioners move
Pinkie and PinkamenaShe was tired. This in itself was not unusual as anypony would expect to be exhausted after a day of partying and hopping about. But what was unusual about this in particular, at least as far as others would be concerned, was that it was Pinkie who was tired. Pinkie Pie had a reputation around Ponyville as being completely filled with energy almost every second of the day. To some, it was annoying, but to those closest to her, it was among her more endearing traits. Simply being around her made them feel more energized, as though her positivity was contagious.Pinkie and Pinkamena2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was something Pinkie always took great pride in, that being around others always made them happier. And if there was one thing that she took solace in, it was seeing smiles on other ponies' faces. But right now, all she wanted to do was to retreat to her room and relax after her busy day. She made her way to Sugarcube Corner, the local bakery, where two of her closest friends, Mr and Mrs Cakes, lived and worked. Pinkie's apa
Forever YoursForever Yours3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclaimer: Best read at FiMFiction in the following link. It also contains the Author's Notes, which may explain some of your doubts after reading the story. (http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15246/Forever-Yours)
Bon Bon found herself sitting on a park bench alongside with Lyra in a wintry afternoon. After a pleasant day of working on her confectionery products, all the cream-coated mare wanted to do was spend some quiet time with her. Bon Bon couldn't help but feel her heart fluttering whenever Lyra was around; the way her golden eyes glimmered, the way her minty coat rustled when hit by a gentle breeze, the way she spoke with her.
After spending most of their time together playing around in the ivory snow, both mares had decided to give the playing a rest, prompting the creamy earth pony to suggest that they should watch the sunset together. To make the event even more special, she decided to prepare one cup of hot chocolate for each, so they could drink it whils
Silent Ponyville 3 - Intermission 2Silent Ponyville 3 - Intermission 23 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Nnnnngh!" The magenta unicorn grunted, struggling with her magic to lift the object. Her head was aching from how much magic she was forcing out, her horn pulsing rhythmically in pain as she continued to stress it. Her teeth were grinding, her eyes were forced shut, the room began to spin and her body was crying out for air.
With a loud cry of exhaustion her concentration broke, her body collapsing to the ground. She took in several heavy inhales, before loudly coughing at the dust cloud she had caused to rise. She sat up and rubbed her forehead with a groan, looking at the fallen dresser in front of the door. All attempts at moving it out of the way had failed. No amount of physical or magical force seemed to be budging the wooden item.
"Well, that was our last plan. It seems we really are stuck in this room no
Paradise Chapter 1Paradise Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It's hard for ponies these days to imagine what it was like back then. If they were dropped into this time before Equestria, it'd be unrecognizable to their eyes."
Excerpts from the Candid Sayings of Celestia as recorded by her friends
Whip Scar chewed with his head low and his eyes peeled in the soft moonlight. Tension filled his every muscle and he wandered amidst the herd aimlessly. Deep in the wilds of the wide, wide forest known as Everfree, the simple herd of ponies grazed the grasses in the fields that sometimes broke the expanse of trees. They, too, were tense though they did not show it.
Foaling was a dangerous time for all. During the first few hours of life, a foal cannot walk. Predators sought those times. They preferred not to attack the strong or swift, it did a carnivore no good to pit themselves against the best when all they wanted was a meal. They liked their prey helpless, be it sick, old, or simply unaware. There was nothing so helpless as a new
Ninja Apple BloomNinja Apple Bloom3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
FIMFiction Link for this story: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62313/Ninja-Apple-Bloom%3A-The-Wild-Imagination-of-a-Blank-Flank-Filly#comment/1601367
Ninja Apple Bloom: The Wild Imagination of a Blank-Flank Filly
The day was dreary and dark. The landscape devoid of lush life, replaced with jagged rock and twisted trees, branches like arms outstretched. The calm bluish-grey day hidden behind a veil of dark grey and thunder, yet neigh a drop of rain fell from the sky.
The lone figure of a pony hid behind one of the many trees, her face mostly hidden behind the black fabric of her outfit. Her orange eyes darting around. She was focused, determined to accomplish her mission.
"Now to find a way to sneak into the castle." The filly, Apple Bloom, muttered. Her country drawl clear even if her mouth was hidden behind the black fabric. She gazed up towards her destination. A large, gothic castle perched high atop the mountain, towers rising up to end in cone-like roofs. Fire
All That's Passed - Sweet Imperfections: Chapter 1All That's Passed - Sweet Imperfections: Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The glow of a summer evening bloomed before Fluttershy's eyes as her bird choir struck up an effortless melody and the sweet sigh of a breeze drifted across the highest hill of Sweet Apple Acres. Fluttershy inhaled the scent of ripened apples that danced on the wind and let her jade eyes soak in the twilit scene before she turned them to the crimson stallion who sat beside her. She felt her cheeks flush as his apple green eyes gazed into hers; in them she could see all of her own contentment and sincerity. She peered deeper and also saw the uncertainty and fears which for so long had kept them from one another, and though these trepidations remained in him just as they did in her own heart, they were quelled by a trust that had been built over two years of shared joys and tears. At times, she still felt the earth drop from beneath her hooves when she allowed herself to think about how much she truly cared for him and how scary it was to give so much of her heart to somepony else. She n
Healing Pony POVs Pinkie PieHealing Pony POVs Pinkie Pie4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Reharmonized/Healing/Recovery Ponies POVs Pinkamena Diane Pie, "Laughing Together"
WHAO! And hello! Don't go! Don't fear Pinkie Pie is here!
Sorry for taking so long! Cleaning up after our big 'saved the world party (again) party' took a lot longer than I thought it would! I kept you waiting a while? What? A long while?
What? It's been over three weeks now since Mr. Discord was defeated? Why is the second season's third episode taking so long to air?
Well as I'm sure as the others told you in the previous chapters, even with Mr. Discord making Princess Celestia's royal gardens just a bit sillier looking again, a lot of ponies have been really hurt on the inside.
So I've been throwing parties non-stop for three weeks! For everyone and anyone! My parties -never- fail to cheer someone up! Except Gilda but she was a meanie who couldn't laugh at herself so she doesn't count! Right? Right!
Oh? Have the parties been kinda a drain on Sugarcube Corner's reserves? Okay a little! But Mr. and Mrs.
The Night Will Last Forever 1The Night Will Last Forever 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Night Will Last Forever
Chapter 1: Creation and Destruction
"Hello again " A voice broke the silence, "I know that you have been suffering for quite some time." A soft but unmoving voice spoke.
"But it's all going to be okay...I know that you will continue to plead with me, and that you will refuse to let me go, but I must do what I must do, for your sake." The voice continued, getting no response from her audience.
"Don't worry about me, I'm going to be alright you all will "
Only grey, empty silence answered her, no one was there to reassure her and say 'don't go, please, we love you'.
She didn't care.
She had stopped caring years ago.
Not about those that did not respond, but about the fact that they were not there in the first place. She had almost forgotten what caring for others felt like, and she couldn't take it anymore.
She got up on her hooves from her lonely slump in the grass, her face a mixture of determination and sadness.
No matter how many time
A Dragon's Tale Chapter 1A Dragon's Tale Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Just to clarify, I have my own theory on the way dragon's age. My belief is that Twilight was around five or six when she hatched Spike, therefore he is fifteen now, and the mane six are in their early twenties by fan speculations. But however, dragons may age slower than ponies, so those teenagers in episode 21 of season 2 could have been thirty for all I know. So pretty much, I just wanted to clarify his age and how I refuse to believe this paring is odd because of it besides, 5 years isn't that much if he was twenty five and she was thirty now that that boring story is out of the way this story is pretty much a combination of motherly Twilight/Sparity romance, mostly the second one.
With my ramblings out of the way, I hereby declare ONWARD TO THE SPARITY!
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It belongs to The Hub, Hasbro, Studio B, and Lauren Faust. I do
3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk ManiacsThey had a hammer3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hammer was an understatement
It was like a mallet
They had a screwdriver
It was small
But that didn't change the fact that it was used like a knife
He was innocent
He had done nothing
He didn't deserve it
They were cruel
They had killed many
They wanted to see him suffer
In the right place at the wrong time
Sergei Yatzenko was jumped
And lived for maybe 8 more minutes at most
Waiting for their unsuspecting prey
Igor Suprunyuck and Viktor Sayenko killed many people
And are still alive
Imprisoned, left in jail for life
They deserve to die.
Our Little CelestiaOur Little Celestia3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My Little Pony is a trademark of Hasbro Inc.
A fable loosely inspired by My Little Dashie. A tragic tale about the dangers of allowing dogma to be an excuse for persecuting others who may be different and have attributes and gifts that are not understood. Warning: The content of this story may be ideologically sensitive to some readers.
Our Little Celestia
They say that time heals all wounds. But that's not true. Sometimes, time only causes the wound to fester—to become infected and burn with the fire of loss.
I have told this story at least a hundred times. And every time is like opening the wound afresh and pouring salt into it. So now, I write it down on paper so that those who wish to hear the tale may read of it. For I will never tell this story again.
It was the year 1903, and dust roared across the vast farm fields of Missouri. In those days, I was the head of a small family owned farm in a rural community. The summer h
Discorded Pinkie Pie, Not funDiscorded Pinkie Pie, Not fun4 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Laughter Can Make Others Cry"
HELLO! HELLO! I'm Pinkamina Diane Pie but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie, I call me Pinkie Pie, except for that little bit just now I guess!
I still remember when Equestia was created how about you? The Sonic Rainboom hit my family's rock farm like this big KA-POW! It gave me this great mane style too! I was so happy I wanted to share it with everyone! My happiness, not my mane! I'd be bald if I did that! So . . . I threw a party! Yes Maneonnites dance! And I think I'm good too! My family loved it and I felt the tingle on my rump! I'll tell you how I got my cutie mark some other time!
I've always been able to make others laugh! I just giggle at the ghosties and they just fade away!
Chocolate Rain! CHOCOLATE RAIN! Oh, right, and the Elements of Harmony got taken by this draco-something or other that really knew how to dance on Twilight's head! Tee-hee! OOOOH! A Balloon Garden! COOL!!
Everyone's laughing. Everyone keeps laughing when I
Guardian of the Solar PathGuardian of the Solar Path3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
MY LITTLE POEM
Ponies with Amorphis
[ Click here for the accompanying song]
Guardian of the Solar Path
Ancient is the course of Sun
Olden are its kind, warming beams
Awaking the world for each day
When rising over horizon
For the new journey
Shine, give your light above their homes
In care of princess white
Gently leading her Sun
Above the tranquil sky
Mother's smile shines with the child
Caressing their days
As she watches over her child
Guarding its path (the solar path)
Guiding their daily lives with love
Follow the trail 'til eventide arrives
Let them enjoy the peaceful night with Moon
Reach out the ethereal
O, Princess Daylight
Radiant in life
Lighting their daily paths
Newsworthy. Part 1: The ScoopNewsworthy. Part 1: The Scoop4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The letter arrived early in the morning, marked with the N.E. insignia and stamped with 'URGENT'. The recipient, a parchment furred pegasus with a short mane the deep blue of ink and a long tail of the same color, opened the envelope. Inside were six photos and a letter from the Editor In Chief herself. It read:
Last night was the Grand Galloping Gala, and rumors say it was ruined by six ponies from Ponyville. I have provided you with Film Reel's photos, each with the appropriate rumor on the back. Four were identified, including Celestia's own prized protege, Twilight Sparkle. The scandal alone will sell a million copies, Ink Well, so get your flank to Ponyville and dig up that dirt. Do well, and your future is brighter than the sun. Failing us will have severe consequences. You have three days before the magazine goes out. Get to it.
Photoshop, Editor in Chief
Ink Well dropped the letter on his desk and grinned. "Looks like I've got an in with the higher ups if they're entr