Pinkie Pie SwearPINKIE PIE SWEARPinkie Pie Swear2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey there, friend.
Can you keep
that I may leak?
If I tell you,
you must swear
not to speak
a breath of air
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
these words we use
If you slip
I'll blow my fuse
If you lie
and tell the truth
may that cupcake
chip your tooth
If you fake
and tell a lie
you can kiss
your flank goodbye
If you break
our special pact
May your cavitites
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
Rainbows Can Be Lonely TooRainbows Can Be Lonely Too2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
I held in a growl watching Fluttershy panic in fear as she tried another loop. That pegasus is such a scaredy pony. It had been just about the same thing for the past hour or so. I'd demonstrate the trick Fluttershy would try, she'd panic, fall down, and whimper how sorry she was for failing. She's a pony that you can't seem to stay mad at, but she could be really aggravating at times, though.
Seriously though, I shouldn't be complaining. I was the one that had taken a day off weather duty to spend some time with Fluttershy and teach her a trick or two. But all she seemed to learn so far was a half loop, and how to fall without breaking anything.
Fluttershy sat on the ground, shaking her mane to cover her face. She was obviously embarrassed.
"Its okay, Fluttershy. You put in a great effort. It just takes practice." I had to hold back a choke at grea
The Birds and the BeesThe Birds and the Bees3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Birds and the Bees
The clean, cool stream just off the edge of Sweet Apple Acres washed away the troubles of the day. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had had an exhausting set of adventures and the refreshing dip was just what they needed. The clear waters washed away the heat and the sweat, and the tree sap, of another long day of play. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had gotten an early start, terrorizing no fewer than a dozen ponies before noon. Their efforts had been unsuccessful, but enjoyable. Scootaloo's stomach rumbled, and her friends' stomachs soon followed. They hadn't eaten the 'food' they had made around lunch time. Silently, the three of them nodded to each other and understood it was time to get something in their bellies.
"Hi girls! What can I get for you? Do you need cookies? Cake? Cupcakes?"
Pinkie and PinkamenaShe was tired. This in itself was not unusual as anypony would expect to be exhausted after a day of partying and hopping about. But what was unusual about this in particular, at least as far as others would be concerned, was that it was Pinkie who was tired. Pinkie Pie had a reputation around Ponyville as being completely filled with energy almost every second of the day. To some, it was annoying, but to those closest to her, it was among her more endearing traits. Simply being around her made them feel more energized, as though her positivity was contagious.Pinkie and Pinkamena1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was something Pinkie always took great pride in, that being around others always made them happier. And if there was one thing that she took solace in, it was seeing smiles on other ponies' faces. But right now, all she wanted to do was to retreat to her room and relax after her busy day. She made her way to Sugarcube Corner, the local bakery, where two of her closest friends, Mr and Mrs Cakes, lived and worked. Pinkie's apa
Revisionist HistoryRevisionist History3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A white unicorn in royal robes and sparkling crown stood atop a snow-spotted peak. The blizzard responsible for it had been thwarted a full week prior--and hopefully, forever--but from her vantage point, its effects could still easily be seen across the horizon.
In its half-melted state, the snow highlighted the flora of the land below, causing several colors of the rainbow to shine under the moonlight.
Princess Platinum smiled. They almost hadn't done it. Heaven knew she hadn't contributed all that much to their cause.
At that moment, however, she at last heard the hoofsteps of one who had.
"Ahh, Clover the Clever," Platinum greeted the brown-robed violet unicorn who had just traversed the peak's leading trail. "Thank you for showing. I... did not wish to inconvenience you whilst you were napping."
Clover nodded with a light, airy smile. "I appreciate it. Still, I came as soon as I read your note. Is anything the matter?"
Platinum allowed a small, peaceful smile of her own to cros
Healing Pony POVs Pinkie PieHealing Pony POVs Pinkie Pie3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Reharmonized/Healing/Recovery Ponies POVs Pinkamena Diane Pie, "Laughing Together"
WHAO! And hello! Don't go! Don't fear Pinkie Pie is here!
Sorry for taking so long! Cleaning up after our big 'saved the world party (again) party' took a lot longer than I thought it would! I kept you waiting a while? What? A long while?
What? It's been over three weeks now since Mr. Discord was defeated? Why is the second season's third episode taking so long to air?
Well as I'm sure as the others told you in the previous chapters, even with Mr. Discord making Princess Celestia's royal gardens just a bit sillier looking again, a lot of ponies have been really hurt on the inside.
So I've been throwing parties non-stop for three weeks! For everyone and anyone! My parties -never- fail to cheer someone up! Except Gilda but she was a meanie who couldn't laugh at herself so she doesn't count! Right? Right!
Oh? Have the parties been kinda a drain on Sugarcube Corner's reserves? Okay a little! But Mr. and Mrs.
Discorded Pinkie Pie, Not funDiscorded Pinkie Pie, Not fun3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Laughter Can Make Others Cry"
HELLO! HELLO! I'm Pinkamina Diane Pie but everyone calls me Pinkie Pie, I call me Pinkie Pie, except for that little bit just now I guess!
I still remember when Equestia was created how about you? The Sonic Rainboom hit my family's rock farm like this big KA-POW! It gave me this great mane style too! I was so happy I wanted to share it with everyone! My happiness, not my mane! I'd be bald if I did that! So . . . I threw a party! Yes Maneonnites dance! And I think I'm good too! My family loved it and I felt the tingle on my rump! I'll tell you how I got my cutie mark some other time!
I've always been able to make others laugh! I just giggle at the ghosties and they just fade away!
Chocolate Rain! CHOCOLATE RAIN! Oh, right, and the Elements of Harmony got taken by this draco-something or other that really knew how to dance on Twilight's head! Tee-hee! OOOOH! A Balloon Garden! COOL!!
Everyone's laughing. Everyone keeps laughing when I
Discorded Fluttershy, New MeDiscorded Fluttershy, New Me3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Steal The Heart, Free The Monster"
Hello! Oh! What's that? Oh I already knew I'm not always kind. I know I've lost my temper. Usually The Stare just comes and even a cockatrice can't resist. I don't like it, but I know I sometimes need it. The time at the Gala? I scared -me- that time! Can we, can we please not talk about that?
I still remember when I thought taking care of fillies would be the same as taking care of animals. I was so wrong and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Yes I was a model once, yes I know I could have used my fame for good causes, but I couldn't stand no privacy and being treated like a dress up doll. If I knew how Rarity really felt I'd have quit a lot sooner!
I also effectively kidnapped Celestia's pet bird wanting to nurse her back to health with no clue what kind of animal she really was and no idea she was a phoenix. Er, Philomena, not the Princess.
I fully admit those were my mistakes and no one else's. I'm glad that no one blames me for the paraspri
Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 3Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 31 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
Twilight had always been a quicker walker than most, never finding time to slow and enjoy a journey for any of its aspects, but her haste was unrivalled even by Rainbow Dash at present because of the urgency of the situation. Strolling at speed past several townsfolk, Twilight left a steady string of frowns and pouts in her wake as she was enveloped by deep thought, rejecting the smiles and waves of passers-by.
Most of her thoughts hinged on what else she could have tried in terms of magic to help Trixie. Perhaps I’d given up too easily, she quibbled in silence. Amongst the mess of recollections to certain tomes that may have been of more help, or the locations of scrolls scattered about the Library that could have held the key, a simple, loud question continued to resound without relent. Twilight tried her best not to think about it, as she knew what her answer to it would be and thus did not feel the need to respond. But no
Brief analysis of Pinkamena personalitiesBrief analysis of Pinkamena personalities3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Response to the question:"There's one thing I don't understand about pinkamena art, why do people always draw her with straight hair? She's not depressed when slaughtering...if anything, she's happy as hell."
Most people seem to be unaware of the significance of the timeline and the difference between the two non-canon Pinkies/Pinkamenas:
Cupcakes Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes was written before either "Party of One" or "Cutie Mark Chronicles" aired and, at the time it came out, she was depicted with her normal curly hair. "Cupcakes Pinkie" is a sadistic psychopath, basically just a psychopathic variant of her canon self.
Pinkamena: Pinkamena, with straight hair, is a classic depressive schizophrenic with comorbid MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) tendencies. It is interesting to note that this is very much in line as a valid possibility for her canon character who, as shown in the show, displays very strong characteristics of Schizophrenia: Delusions, Disorganized speech, and G
TyranidsSpace marine's vs TyranidsTyranids8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kanover watched on as his men where cut down, each row of men falling to the vast power that of the Tyranids. He knew this battle was already won, it was just a matter of time before they tore their way through the defence towers and got the main cathedral.
A wounded space marine staggered as he ran towards him screaming, he was barely able to keep himself from falling due to the hole in his right chest.
"Sir they attacked us at the back post! They have completely overwhelmed us!"
Then as the commander turned a Bloodlord Jumped of the ceiling and cut the space marine in half and screamed in kanovers face, but its mouth wasn't filled with the flesh of the dead marine it was filled with Kanovers magnum "eat this!" as he blew the brains of the alien right out of the back of its head.
He took up the dead marines radio,
"Hello is anyone still alive!"
It was a gut turning few seconds as he waited for an answer, just the screeching of the radio filled the room like
Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 1Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
The library clock struck ten - that is, ten o’clock in the morning - as Twilight Sparkle swigged and finished her third cup of coffee. Unaware or rather unfazed by the fact that almost every other person in Ponyville were still lying in their beds snoozing at this point, the librarian continued to sift through books and their corresponding papers at the dinner table in the foyer as she enjoyed a bite of toast in between each tome’s examination. It was Sunday, and although everybody else would be out and about enjoying their day off in a short while, Twilight had planned to sort through the backlog of book borrowing she had let build up in the past week due to chipping in and helping Applejack with the construction of a new ranch for the farm.
Twilight held the remains of the last piece of toast in her mouth and huffed as she clutched a release form in one hand, scouring the table for its corresponding book with no success. Add
3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk ManiacsThey had a hammer3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hammer was an understatement
It was like a mallet
They had a screwdriver
It was small
But that didn't change the fact that it was used like a knife
He was innocent
He had done nothing
He didn't deserve it
They were cruel
They had killed many
They wanted to see him suffer
In the right place at the wrong time
Sergei Yatzenko was jumped
And lived for maybe 8 more minutes at most
Waiting for their unsuspecting prey
Igor Suprunyuck and Viktor Sayenko killed many people
And are still alive
Imprisoned, left in jail for life
They deserve to die.
Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 2Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
Some indiscernible amount of time passed as Twilight stared at first with a blank expression, trying not to look at Trixie’s new adornments, mouth hanging open in disbelief. Betraying invisible wires tugged the edges of her forming grin wide open, making her snort before she slapped a hand over the bottom of her face. She had seen transformation spells before, a wide variety in fact and of many different stages, and she knew that a single pair of cow or pony ears should not have been this funny or surprising, but something about Trixie’s demeanour and the fact that it had happened to her was causing a swelling hilarity inside to try and burst out. Under the impression that the spell was a mere prank, Twilight felt there was no present danger, and began to lose her composure.
“O-o okay, oh gosh I’m so sorry! S-so,” she stumbled across her words, attempting to continue whilst doing a poor job of trying not to l
OvertureOverture2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I’ll never forget the day I first saw her. Never. Best thing that ever happened in my life.
I know you’re thinkin’ to yourself ‘How’d somepony like you end up with somepony like her? How did this whole shebang start?' Well, that’s what I’m gonna tell ya. And it's not the sort of thing you'd expect.
Pull up a seat and let Auntie Vi spin you a story... Okay, so there I was one day, wanderin’ down a street, not really doin’ anything at all - just chillin' y'know? Enjoyin' the weather, that sorta thing. Then suddenly I hear this quiet sound, just barely loud enough for my ears to pick up. Sounded kinda like one of them violin things but deeper. At the time I thought it was a kinda neat sound - might make for a good sample to use in my next mix. Something new. Something original. Something to make the next crowd's heads turn. So I go follow it, right? And the sound picks up further as I sea
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.2Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp.22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too Chp. 2
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Cloud Kicker
I shivered as a cold gust of wind swept over me, pulling me out of my slumber. I blinked my eyes a few times and let out a quiet yawn. I was still tired but, I was really comfortable. Fluttershy and I were still cuddled up with each other, but she was still sleeping. I wiped my eyes with my free hoof and took a look over to Fluttershy to make sure she was alright.
Fluttershy seemed fine. She felt a little cold but, she was fine. I must've shielded her from the wind from the night. Thank, Celestia for that. I would hate for Fluttershy to get sick and not only because of that, but because it would make the trip back home more a pain as its already going to be. My leg was still feeling soar and so was the rest of my body. That tree really took its toll on me, and Fluttershy too.
My chin was still buried inside her mane, my foreleg st
Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 4Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 41 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
“Would ya quit ya bellyachin’? And stop clamberin’ all over the place, I got those rags offa ya back at that treehouse, so ya’ve no excuse to be blunderin’ about!” the man yelled as he tugged Trixie along by a thick, tight rope wrapped around and digging into her snout. She thrashed and screamed as much and as hard as she could and had been doing so ever since she’d been kidnapped from the library. Many townsfolk raised eyebrows but did not even stop to question the ruckus, all they saw were a dishevelled man and a disobedient unicorn trying to make their way along the road, stopping every so often as he wore himself out pulling Trixie along.
“If ya don’t play nice, I’ll trim ya legs and throw ya in a cart if I have to, don’t think I won’t,” he growled, huffing as he crouched down face to face with Trixie who had planted her flanks on the floor, splaying her leg
For Me For You Chap. 1"Damn how are these books so awesome?"For Me For You Chap. 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Rainbow Dash stretched of the green leather love-seat in Twilight's library. She was re-reading the Daring Do series for the hundreth time. "Hey, whens the next one coming out?"
Twilight climbed down the wooden ladder that led to the highest shelf of books. "Probably next year or something. It takes a while to write books, I should know." She put her hair up in a pony tail and walked to the desk where Spike was writing some papers about levitating large objects.
"Next year?!" Rainbow Dash shot up, "I can't wait that long! Ugh TWILIGHT do something!" she whined.
"What do you want me to do?" Twilight scoffed. Everyone was in a rotten mood because it was one of the hottest days of the year, as Spike had complained all afternoon.
"I dunno..." Rainbow Dash pouted, "Something?"
Twilight sighed. Just at that moment her front door slammed open.
"GET UP EVERYBODY WE'RE GOING ON A LUXARY VACATION!!!" Pinkie Pie barged into the room. Rainbow Dash moaned rudl
Twilight Sparkle Wants to 'Please' YouTwilight Sparkle Wants to 'Please' You2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Animated ponies make wonderful lovers;
They want to have sex with you (and others).
Stargazing If she had known how far this was going to go, Rarity thought, she'd have let the poor dear down a long time ago. Now however, it was too late. Spike had somehow gathered up the courage enough to finally ask her on a date; and after he'd spent the longest time stressing and dreading her response: she had said yes. It was not in the least bit ladylike to go back on a proposal like this one. She would have to go on the date with him and Celestia knows how that would go! What if Spike started telling people about it? What if he started telling everypony she liked him? She had simply not thought of these things in the heat of the moment. She had hardly any time to think about anything at all!Stargazing4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike had stopped by only minutes earlier and brought her a bouquet of simply beautiful roses he'd bought from Major, the flower shop owner. He had spoken to Rarity in such a sweet and gentle voice; trying his ha
5 Years Time Chap. 35 Years Time Chap. 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
The sun was just starting to set in the sky. Sweet Apple Acres was calm and still except for the slight rustling in the trees from the afternoon breeze. Lightning Blossom skipped happily around the winding rows of trees back to her house. She had so much to tell her mother and father about that day. Now that she had new friends, she wouldn't have to hang out with Apple Bloom and the girls anymore. They were seven years older than she was, so she had little to no idea about what they usually talked about. She had some other friends throughout the apple family, but she only saw them once a year at the apple family reunion. She also loved that time of year because it was when she got the most apple-related desserts. Besides her parents, AppleJack, Apple Bloom, and Braeburn (whom she hated with a passion), Lightning didn't have than many family members that she saw regularily. She didn't have any grandparents on her father's side of the family, though she did have her grandmother on her mo
The Orks of Tam'urt PrologueThe Orks of Tam'urt Prologue6 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Orks of Tam'urt
If yer waz ter evuh ask someones what does Orkses do best, den yer prob'ly get dis: "Dey fights real good!" 'N, "Dey'z real good at bashin', stabbin', stompin', chompin' an' dey'z mean, too!"
Yup. We lives ter fight, we does! Da whole lot'v us, from da runts to da big squig eataz, like da big WAAGH!! Boss and dem Nobz! Hur, hur Even all da way ta dis 'ere muck 'ole planet. Even if it means fightin' uver Orkses. Anyways, if yer like, can I tellz ya a story? If ya can't read den SHUT YA YAP 'OLE! (Coz dis is a story abouts stabby, bashy, explody, shooty, funny stuffs but mostly it's 'bout how we wentz to da big WAAAAGH!!). It all started like dis
Prologue: 'Ow It All Began
Say of Da Day: "I's'll make somefin' ta shut ya gab, how's dat sound?" Grug (aka "Grudge")
Mumzy was very good at telling other Orks (and their cousin species) what to do; she was an extremely large Nob who was more than capable of putting even the most