Pinkie Pie SwearPINKIE PIE SWEARPinkie Pie Swear2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hey there, friend.
Can you keep
that I may leak?
If I tell you,
you must swear
not to speak
a breath of air
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
these words we use
If you slip
I'll blow my fuse
If you lie
and tell the truth
may that cupcake
chip your tooth
If you fake
and tell a lie
you can kiss
your flank goodbye
If you break
our special pact
May your cavitites
Cross my heart
and hope to fly
stick a cupcake
in my eye
Pinkie and PinkamenaShe was tired. This in itself was not unusual as anypony would expect to be exhausted after a day of partying and hopping about. But what was unusual about this in particular, at least as far as others would be concerned, was that it was Pinkie who was tired. Pinkie Pie had a reputation around Ponyville as being completely filled with energy almost every second of the day. To some, it was annoying, but to those closest to her, it was among her more endearing traits. Simply being around her made them feel more energized, as though her positivity was contagious.Pinkie and Pinkamena1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was something Pinkie always took great pride in, that being around others always made them happier. And if there was one thing that she took solace in, it was seeing smiles on other ponies' faces. But right now, all she wanted to do was to retreat to her room and relax after her busy day. She made her way to Sugarcube Corner, the local bakery, where two of her closest friends, Mr and Mrs Cakes, lived and worked. Pinkie's apa
TyranidsSpace marine's vs TyranidsTyranids8 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Kanover watched on as his men where cut down, each row of men falling to the vast power that of the Tyranids. He knew this battle was already won, it was just a matter of time before they tore their way through the defence towers and got the main cathedral.
A wounded space marine staggered as he ran towards him screaming, he was barely able to keep himself from falling due to the hole in his right chest.
"Sir they attacked us at the back post! They have completely overwhelmed us!"
Then as the commander turned a Bloodlord Jumped of the ceiling and cut the space marine in half and screamed in kanovers face, but its mouth wasn't filled with the flesh of the dead marine it was filled with Kanovers magnum "eat this!" as he blew the brains of the alien right out of the back of its head.
He took up the dead marines radio,
"Hello is anyone still alive!"
It was a gut turning few seconds as he waited for an answer, just the screeching of the radio filled the room like
3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk ManiacsThey had a hammer3 Guys 1 Hammer - Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Hammer was an understatement
It was like a mallet
They had a screwdriver
It was small
But that didn't change the fact that it was used like a knife
He was innocent
He had done nothing
He didn't deserve it
They were cruel
They had killed many
They wanted to see him suffer
In the right place at the wrong time
Sergei Yatzenko was jumped
And lived for maybe 8 more minutes at most
Waiting for their unsuspecting prey
Igor Suprunyuck and Viktor Sayenko killed many people
And are still alive
Imprisoned, left in jail for life
They deserve to die.
The Birds and the BeesThe Birds and the Bees3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Birds and the Bees
The clean, cool stream just off the edge of Sweet Apple Acres washed away the troubles of the day. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo had had an exhausting set of adventures and the refreshing dip was just what they needed. The clear waters washed away the heat and the sweat, and the tree sap, of another long day of play. The Cutie Mark Crusaders had gotten an early start, terrorizing no fewer than a dozen ponies before noon. Their efforts had been unsuccessful, but enjoyable. Scootaloo's stomach rumbled, and her friends' stomachs soon followed. They hadn't eaten the 'food' they had made around lunch time. Silently, the three of them nodded to each other and understood it was time to get something in their bellies.
"Hi girls! What can I get for you? Do you need cookies? Cake? Cupcakes?"
Healing Pony POVs Pinkie PieHealing Pony POVs Pinkie Pie3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Reharmonized/Healing/Recovery Ponies POVs Pinkamena Diane Pie, "Laughing Together"
WHAO! And hello! Don't go! Don't fear Pinkie Pie is here!
Sorry for taking so long! Cleaning up after our big 'saved the world party (again) party' took a lot longer than I thought it would! I kept you waiting a while? What? A long while?
What? It's been over three weeks now since Mr. Discord was defeated? Why is the second season's third episode taking so long to air?
Well as I'm sure as the others told you in the previous chapters, even with Mr. Discord making Princess Celestia's royal gardens just a bit sillier looking again, a lot of ponies have been really hurt on the inside.
So I've been throwing parties non-stop for three weeks! For everyone and anyone! My parties -never- fail to cheer someone up! Except Gilda but she was a meanie who couldn't laugh at herself so she doesn't count! Right? Right!
Oh? Have the parties been kinda a drain on Sugarcube Corner's reserves? Okay a little! But Mr. and Mrs.
Brief analysis of Pinkamena personalitiesBrief analysis of Pinkamena personalities3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Response to the question:"There's one thing I don't understand about pinkamena art, why do people always draw her with straight hair? She's not depressed when slaughtering...if anything, she's happy as hell."
Most people seem to be unaware of the significance of the timeline and the difference between the two non-canon Pinkies/Pinkamenas:
Cupcakes Pinkie Pie: Cupcakes was written before either "Party of One" or "Cutie Mark Chronicles" aired and, at the time it came out, she was depicted with her normal curly hair. "Cupcakes Pinkie" is a sadistic psychopath, basically just a psychopathic variant of her canon self.
Pinkamena: Pinkamena, with straight hair, is a classic depressive schizophrenic with comorbid MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) tendencies. It is interesting to note that this is very much in line as a valid possibility for her canon character who, as shown in the show, displays very strong characteristics of Schizophrenia: Delusions, Disorganized speech, and G
The Mane Six Play: Slender - Part 1The Mane Six Play: Slender - Part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So, you're SURE this isn't, y'know, gory or anything?" Twilight asked.
"Nope, it's still supposed to scare the pants off ya though!" Pinkie answered, bouncing up and down with excitement. "Well, you're not wearing pants, though... Now that I think about it, ponies really don't wear pants that often. Why did ponies start sayi-"
"That's enough, sugarcube" Applejack said. "It don' make much sense, but let's talk about the game and not why ponies don' wear clothin'."
At midnight in the library, the study was pitch-black except for the small amount of light coming from the computer screen that illuminated the faces of six ponies. The room was covered in a blanket of darkness as Twilight opened the ominously titled "Slender". Suddenly, the title materialized upon the dark background in a crude, but frighteningly so, font. As swiftly as it had come, the title disappeared, and Twilight found herself in a forest, with a mission to "Collect all 8 pages".
Well, let's do this." Twilight said reso
Rainbows Can Be Lonely TooRainbows Can Be Lonely Too2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Rainbows Can Be Lonely Too
By: DolphinBuster starring: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
I held in a growl watching Fluttershy panic in fear as she tried another loop. That pegasus is such a scaredy pony. It had been just about the same thing for the past hour or so. I'd demonstrate the trick Fluttershy would try, she'd panic, fall down, and whimper how sorry she was for failing. She's a pony that you can't seem to stay mad at, but she could be really aggravating at times, though.
Seriously though, I shouldn't be complaining. I was the one that had taken a day off weather duty to spend some time with Fluttershy and teach her a trick or two. But all she seemed to learn so far was a half loop, and how to fall without breaking anything.
Fluttershy sat on the ground, shaking her mane to cover her face. She was obviously embarrassed.
"Its okay, Fluttershy. You put in a great effort. It just takes practice." I had to hold back a choke at grea
Silent Ponyville 3 - Intermission 2Silent Ponyville 3 - Intermission 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Nnnnngh!" The magenta unicorn grunted, struggling with her magic to lift the object. Her head was aching from how much magic she was forcing out, her horn pulsing rhythmically in pain as she continued to stress it. Her teeth were grinding, her eyes were forced shut, the room began to spin and her body was crying out for air.
With a loud cry of exhaustion her concentration broke, her body collapsing to the ground. She took in several heavy inhales, before loudly coughing at the dust cloud she had caused to rise. She sat up and rubbed her forehead with a groan, looking at the fallen dresser in front of the door. All attempts at moving it out of the way had failed. No amount of physical or magical force seemed to be budging the wooden item.
"Well, that was our last plan. It seems we really are stuck in this room no
All That's Passed - Sweet Imperfections: Chapter 1All That's Passed - Sweet Imperfections: Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The glow of a summer evening bloomed before Fluttershy's eyes as her bird choir struck up an effortless melody and the sweet sigh of a breeze drifted across the highest hill of Sweet Apple Acres. Fluttershy inhaled the scent of ripened apples that danced on the wind and let her jade eyes soak in the twilit scene before she turned them to the crimson stallion who sat beside her. She felt her cheeks flush as his apple green eyes gazed into hers; in them she could see all of her own contentment and sincerity. She peered deeper and also saw the uncertainty and fears which for so long had kept them from one another, and though these trepidations remained in him just as they did in her own heart, they were quelled by a trust that had been built over two years of shared joys and tears. At times, she still felt the earth drop from beneath her hooves when she allowed herself to think about how much she truly cared for him and how scary it was to give so much of her heart to somepony else. She n
The Public Life of Sweetie Belle Ch 1Okay, before you read this, I must insist that you read the prequel story The Secret Life of Rarity. If you don't there is not a single thing in this story that you will understand. You are going to read the first sentence and be really confused about what is going on and then you're going to go back to read The Secret Life of Rarity and it'll all be ruined for you right off the bat so PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THAT STORY FIRST!!!!The Public Life of Sweetie Belle Ch 12 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sweetie Belle looked at her unmoving sister, hoping that what she was seeing was a dream, but knowing that it was not. Her big sister Rarity, the pony that she had looked up to her entire life, was dead. She had spent her last moments of life singing to Sweetie Belle the lullaby that she had sung to her so many times when she was a filly. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed.
Sweetie Belle pushed on the glass that separated her from her sister as her executioners move
Fluttermac: The Kind Ol' Wedding Part 2Fluttershy was in her cottage, reading a book that said How To Survive A Wedding when the door knocked. Without looking away from the book she yelled, "It's open".Fluttermac: The Kind Ol' Wedding Part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
The door creaked open, and Big Mac stepped in. "I'm home", he announced. Ever since he proposed to her he had offered to stay in his soon-to-be wife's cottage until they found a place of their own. Daily he had been going back to his barn to do the regular barn stuff and returned at afternoons.
Fluttershy placed the book, face down, on the table and walked to meet him. They shared a little kiss before she murmured, "I am actually glad you're here. There is something I have been wanting to tell you".
"Wha' is it?" the farm stallion asked.
"Well..." the yellow mare whispered. "I think...it'll be great if...we go visit your parents in Mane".
Big Mac looked shocked. "Fluttershy, who put tha' idea in ya head?" he gasped.
"Myself", she replied. "I think it'll be great if I get to know my future parents-in-law".
Stargazing If she had known how far this was going to go, Rarity thought, she'd have let the poor dear down a long time ago. Now however, it was too late. Spike had somehow gathered up the courage enough to finally ask her on a date; and after he'd spent the longest time stressing and dreading her response: she had said yes. It was not in the least bit ladylike to go back on a proposal like this one. She would have to go on the date with him and Celestia knows how that would go! What if Spike started telling people about it? What if he started telling everypony she liked him? She had simply not thought of these things in the heat of the moment. She had hardly any time to think about anything at all!Stargazing3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike had stopped by only minutes earlier and brought her a bouquet of simply beautiful roses he'd bought from Major, the flower shop owner. He had spoken to Rarity in such a sweet and gentle voice; trying his ha
Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 1Trixie Has A Problem - Chap 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Teen - Dark - Human - Alternate Universe
The library clock struck ten - that is, ten o’clock in the morning - as Twilight Sparkle swigged and finished her third cup of coffee. Unaware or rather unfazed by the fact that almost every other person in Ponyville were still lying in their beds snoozing at this point, the librarian continued to sift through books and their corresponding papers at the dinner table in the foyer as she enjoyed a bite of toast in between each tome’s examination. It was Sunday, and although everybody else would be out and about enjoying their day off in a short while, Twilight had planned to sort through the backlog of book borrowing she had let build up in the past week due to chipping in and helping Applejack with the construction of a new ranch for the farm.
Twilight held the remains of the last piece of toast in her mouth and huffed as she clutched a release form in one hand, scouring the table for its corresponding book with no success. Add
The Night Will Last Forever 1The Night Will Last Forever 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Night Will Last Forever
Chapter 1: Creation and Destruction
"Hello again " A voice broke the silence, "I know that you have been suffering for quite some time." A soft but unmoving voice spoke.
"But it's all going to be okay...I know that you will continue to plead with me, and that you will refuse to let me go, but I must do what I must do, for your sake." The voice continued, getting no response from her audience.
"Don't worry about me, I'm going to be alright you all will "
Only grey, empty silence answered her, no one was there to reassure her and say 'don't go, please, we love you'.
She didn't care.
She had stopped caring years ago.
Not about those that did not respond, but about the fact that they were not there in the first place. She had almost forgotten what caring for others felt like, and she couldn't take it anymore.
She got up on her hooves from her lonely slump in the grass, her face a mixture of determination and sadness.
No matter how many time
A date over the rainbow Ch 3.A date over the rainbow Ch 3.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The party is in full swing at sugar cube corner. Pinkie Pie is presenting Pokey with balloons to pop while Rarity watches on, a knowing smile on her face. Twilight, Big Mac and Apple Jack are watching over the cutie mark crusaders who are planning their next attempt at gaining their cutie marks.
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy carve their way into Sugarcube Corner, crashing into the middle of the party. A terrified Fluttershy rides Rainbow Dash across the floor right up to the counter.
Smack. Bang. Crash.
Eveypony cringes, sweets fly everywhere. A mess of Rainbow and pink has gained a few sticky additions. All eyes in the room are glued to the couple who have just made a spectacular entrance.
"Are you hurt Dashie? Are you okay?" Fluttershy, still on top, hastily leans all the way down, muzzles brushing together as she frantically checks to ensure her marefriend is okay.
Rainbow Dash pulls her into a passionate kiss. Shy's wings flare up then flutter as they hold the kiss. Time stand
Newsworthy. Part 1: The ScoopNewsworthy. Part 1: The Scoop3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The letter arrived early in the morning, marked with the N.E. insignia and stamped with 'URGENT'. The recipient, a parchment furred pegasus with a short mane the deep blue of ink and a long tail of the same color, opened the envelope. Inside were six photos and a letter from the Editor In Chief herself. It read:
Last night was the Grand Galloping Gala, and rumors say it was ruined by six ponies from Ponyville. I have provided you with Film Reel's photos, each with the appropriate rumor on the back. Four were identified, including Celestia's own prized protege, Twilight Sparkle. The scandal alone will sell a million copies, Ink Well, so get your flank to Ponyville and dig up that dirt. Do well, and your future is brighter than the sun. Failing us will have severe consequences. You have three days before the magazine goes out. Get to it.
Photoshop, Editor in Chief
Ink Well dropped the letter on his desk and grinned. "Looks like I've got an in with the higher ups if they're entr
Paradise Chapter 1Paradise Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"It's hard for ponies these days to imagine what it was like back then. If they were dropped into this time before Equestria, it'd be unrecognizable to their eyes."
Excerpts from the Candid Sayings of Celestia as recorded by her friends
Whip Scar chewed with his head low and his eyes peeled in the soft moonlight. Tension filled his every muscle and he wandered amidst the herd aimlessly. Deep in the wilds of the wide, wide forest known as Everfree, the simple herd of ponies grazed the grasses in the fields that sometimes broke the expanse of trees. They, too, were tense though they did not show it.
Foaling was a dangerous time for all. During the first few hours of life, a foal cannot walk. Predators sought those times. They preferred not to attack the strong or swift, it did a carnivore no good to pit themselves against the best when all they wanted was a meal. They liked their prey helpless, be it sick, old, or simply unaware. There was nothing so helpless as a new
Dan confesses his love for you..It was 3 PM on a saturday, you where bored, and had nothing to do. So you text your best friend of 3 years, the Dan Howell, and ask him if he want's to grab a bite.Dan confesses his love for you..2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It didn't take long for him to answer back with "Sure, I'll be there in 10 " You smiled, and got yourself off of Tumblr to go throw on clothes cos you where still in your pajamas.
You put on your black skinny jeans, Peirce te Veil t-shirt and converse, threw on some eye liner, and waited for Dan to get to your flat.
You sighed. He was 5 minutes late and you where impatient.
Soon after, he came through the door shouting "Honey, I'm home!" You chuckled and walked over to him, giving him a hug. "Your late, mister" You noted.
Aren't I always? Dan said while hugging you back. You laughed and punched his arm lightly, then you both headed out the door.
On the way to get food, a rather good looking guy came up to you, introducing himself with a smile. "Hi, I'm Jesse" he said joyfully while holing out his hand.
You smiled and shoo
Discorded Fluttershy, New MeDiscorded Fluttershy, New Me3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Steal The Heart, Free The Monster"
Hello! Oh! What's that? Oh I already knew I'm not always kind. I know I've lost my temper. Usually The Stare just comes and even a cockatrice can't resist. I don't like it, but I know I sometimes need it. The time at the Gala? I scared -me- that time! Can we, can we please not talk about that?
I still remember when I thought taking care of fillies would be the same as taking care of animals. I was so wrong and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Yes I was a model once, yes I know I could have used my fame for good causes, but I couldn't stand no privacy and being treated like a dress up doll. If I knew how Rarity really felt I'd have quit a lot sooner!
I also effectively kidnapped Celestia's pet bird wanting to nurse her back to health with no clue what kind of animal she really was and no idea she was a phoenix. Er, Philomena, not the Princess.
I fully admit those were my mistakes and no one else's. I'm glad that no one blames me for the paraspri