Lilo and Stitch: NormalitySummary: Myrtle may not be sure what normal is anymore, but she's pretty sure Lilo still doesn't qualify.Lilo and Stitch: Normality4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When Myrtle is young, she's good at making friends, and keeping them. She's queen of her own little clique. She's forceful and confident and sometimes mean, yeah, but only to people she and the others had decided deserved it.
But she and her friends keep getting older, keep moving up in school, keep meeting new people. One day the girl known for making fun of people who are different realizes she's different. Most of her classmates are native; they have a shared heritage, culture, language. All Myrtle has is an absent father and a mother who tries way too hard. Eventually Myrtle realizes the downside of choosing friends just as likely as her to exclude someone for not fitting in.
She never quite recovers after that. It's not like she's a total social outcast, but she doesn't really fit in with most of the kids she knows. It doesn't help that she doesn't become less abrasive
Forward unto Dawn Part VIForward unto Dawn Part VI2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Kelly sat on her cot, cleaning her rifle carefully. The last mission hadn't gone all that well and she was trying to keep her mind off of exactly how badly it had gone. The Covenant had killed almost everyone on the planet, only three people having survived. Still, it could have been worse. John had gone off to retrieve the survivors while she had secured their escape. They almost lost all the survivors, and Kelly had almost lost John. It was never safe for a Spartan to take on a hunter on his own, and John had done it to try to save the survivors.
John moved into the barracks, moving to his cot beside hers. They always sat so that they could face each other. It wasn't that they really did it on purpose, just that it was habit. Kelly watched him as he checked over the repaired plate of his armor. She opened a private channel with him so they could speak openly. "Going to tell me what's got you upset?" She'd known it as soon as he'd refused to leave the survivors. Three people weren't w
Miranda Keyes to Brute TF(Miranda Keyes to female Brute TF)Miranda Keyes to Brute TF6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Come, human, its easy, barked Tartarus. The Brute Chieftain impatiently slammed Commander Miranda Keyess hand, holding the Control Index, down on the activation console.
Please! Use caution! This Reclaimer is delicate! 343 Guilty Sparks incessant droning irritated Tartarus. He grabbed the ball-shaped robot and shook it roughly, shouting One more word from you, Oracle, and Ill rip your eye out of your socket!
He let go, aimed his hammer, the Fist of Rukt, at Spark, and tapped a button on one side of the handle. An electric force field shot out, trapping Spark inside it.
Which is nothing compared to what Ill do to you, human! Tartarus roared at Miranda, waving his hammer menacingly at her.
As he waved it, he hit a button he had never, in all his time as a Brute Chieftain, noticed before, near the hammers head. He was surprised to see what resembled a large blue
The Master Chief Facts 2- When Master Chief's X-Box 360 got the Red Ring of Death. He points a gun at it and says: 'You better not... or else.'; Immediately, his console fixed itself and is good as new.The Master Chief Facts 27 years ago in Humor More Like This
- After fixing his 360. This is how Microsoft fixes all broken 360's.
- The Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta crashed because Master Chief is too good a player.
- Originally, Microsoft wasn't going to extend the warranty. Master Chief 'convinced' them to do so.
- No matter how big the Prince of the Cosmos makes it, Master Chief cannot be rolled up by a katamari.
- Master Chief actually died in the dropship crash in the first Halo game. It's just that the clouds of heaven can't support his weight.
- It's been scientifically proven that hating Master Chief and the Halo series causes fatal accidents. THere has never been a survivor.
- Master Chief's blood was used to make a retail beverage, that beverage is Mountain Dew Game Fuel
- The Legendary Edition replica helmets are actually from Spartans that Master Chi
They Have Returned Ch. 1They Have Returned Ch. 12 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Alright Ghost team," began Commander Palmer, "just got word from the eggheads up top that one of their research facilities has gone dark. They've tried ever channel they could think of and they have been unsuccessful in raising their buddies. They think the Covies broke in, jammed their signal, and think the bastards are in the process of breaking into some pretty sensitive data files. That's where you guys come in. What I want from you is to infiltrate the facility, kill any alien bastard that gets in your way, find a terminal, copy the data, and purge the building."
"What do you mean by 'purge', Commander?" asked a Spartan named Daniels.
Palmer gave him a look. "Apparently the eggheads say that the facility is already too far gone to recover. They don't want the Covenant getting their hands on anything that would benefit them in any way," Palmer explained, "That's why we have to level it. Demolition charges are already packed in the pelican. Commander Rachel Auri will be l
''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody''Hey Church'' - Red Vs Blue ''Hey Jude'' Parody2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
"Hey Church" – RvB Themed Parody of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles
(Sung By Caboose)
Hey Church, don't be so mad.
I can make you feel so much better.
Would you please let me back into the base
So I can start to make you happy.
Hey Church, I'm kind of scared.
Tex just told me that she might kill me.
She said she might kick me out of my skin.
What does that mean? Can you explain it?
Anytime you're getting mad, it's not so bad.
It's not my fault. Let's just say TUCKER DID IT.
We all know he's really dumb, oh, here he comes.
We should go before we catch his pregnancy.
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop BLEEP BLOOP
Hey Church, I'm your best friend.
You know I like you, and I like Sheila.
But I still hate things like Tucker and babies.
What I like most is... Me. I like me.
Please don't make me do any math. I need a bath.
I'll do that and then it will be food-nap time.
I don't know what's going on. So let's move on.
Washington explained it to me badly.
Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop Bleep Bloop B
Skinny DippingThe moons hung high in the starry sky, casting soft light over the surface of Reach. The calm night air was filled with the buzz of insects and the absent calls of wandering Moa looking for lost friends. The waters of the lake were still, rippling only as the breeze rushed through the open space. It was in this peaceful scene that seven thirteen-year-old trainees stood at the edge of the water.Skinny Dipping3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"I don't see the point of this. I mean, we go swimming often enough. What's so special about this?" John stared down at his reflection in the water. "What's the point of risking being caught?"
"It's not just the thrill of possibly being caught." Kelly grabbed the bottom of her shirt and pulled it up over her head, letting it fall to the ground. "Now off with it." She grabbed John's shirt and quickly pulled it over his head before he could stop her. "Grab him."
John tried to get away from her but Sam grabbed him, locking John's arms to his side. "Sorry buddy, but right now it's more fun to follow
BeautifulKelly frowned at the male trainees as they watched Linda walk along the side of the pool. She didn't know why she was so mad at the moment. Linda was her friend and hasn't really done anything wrong and the guys were just watching her. Kelly didn't know why it bothered her so much.Beautiful2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Linda stopped to talk to Kathleen who was heading toward the lockers. Kelly was just watching them when she suddenly realized there was something very different about the two of them. Their bodies were different. Kathleen would have easily been able to pass off as one of the guys in normal clothing and in her swimsuit it was only evident that she was female because of the slight development of her chest. Linda was a completely different story. She looked like a full developed woman, curves and all. Was that what had all the guy's attention?
Kelly looked toward the male trainees and noticed that when Kathleen left they still kept their attention on Linda. Kelly really only cared that one of the men was watchi
Blue TwoBlue Two2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
John sat on his cot, reading over the battle toll of the last mission. He wasn't happy with it but at least some civilians had survived. The fighting had gone on for almost a week and the numbers on his data pad confirmed that it had been a hard fight. They'd lost four ships, thousands of soldiers, and another planet. As this war dragged on it felt like they were running out if both.
John's gaze lifted from the pad as another Spartan entered the room. Graceful steps, the way her arm movement was exact so it was the same with each step, and how her fingers were parted just right to be ready for any action they might need to take. All of it made it clear to John it was Kelly inside the armor, though something was wrong. If her visor had been up or her helmet off he knew he'd be able to see the slight down turn of the corners of her mouth or the ever so slight furrow of her brow. Without being able to see her face he had to guess by the way her steps were quick and although most people wo
WorryJohn set his boots down on the floor beside his bed. In the recent exercise against Tango Company his boots had gotten very muddy so he made a note to clean them later. He was taking off his socks when a hand slid under his chin, cupping the area near the base of his jaw. The hand turned his head and he looked to the side of his view to see Kelly.Worry3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"What are you doing?" She was staring intently at the side of his head. He frowned as he noted the scratch on her cheek. She'd likely gotten it from the rocks that had bounced up under the cargo truck. The same rocks that had cut his ear when they'd been hanging from the undercarriage.
"I'm looking at the injury on your ear." John felt one of Kelly's fingers run over his ear near the bandage he'd put there during the mission.
"It's fine, Kelly. You don't need to worry about it." John tried to pull his head away but Kelly held on. He scowled, not understanding why she was at all worried about such a small wound.
"I want to be sure." Her face w
BlueJohn moved around the base, in search of his female friend. His hand absently scratched at the fuzz that was all that was left of his hair. He hadn't seen Kelly since the DIs had been forced to hold her down so that her hair could be cut off. John had been impressed. He'd never known that a girl could fight like that. As their training progressed John was more and more sure that she wouldn't drag him down like he'd originally thought.Blue3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
John finally found Kelly behind the armory, her knees tucked up to her chest and her back to the wall. John moved over to her and crouched down. "What's wrong with you?" His hand reached out and ran over her hair. It was just as fuzzy as his but it felt softer. "Your hair is actually brown?"
Kelly's hand slapped his away. "Just leave me alone." She glared up at him before curling back up. It was odd to John to see her acting so weak after she'd been so strong earlier.
He wasn't really sure what to do, though. She was upset, but John was awful at making un
TiredJohn was crouched, waiting behind a large rock. He checked over his assault rifle to be sure it was ready for anything that might attack them. He didn't have margin for error in a combat situation so he had to be sure that nothing got screwed up or it might cost him his life. He looked across the pathway to Fred, crouched beside the second rock. He could see that there were cracks along the shoulder armor of Fred's Mark IV armor and he made a note to remind the man to get it fixed.Tired2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
A blur of green and black passed them and John readied his rifle. The Grunts ran past, not at all aware of the two Spartans. As soon as they had passed Fred and John opened fire on the five-foot-tall aliens. The armor piercing rounds tore through the small aliens and they fell to the ground, torn apart by the bullets. John swept the area and saw nothing left alive. He lowered his rifle and looked back at the fallen aliens.
"It's like there's no end to these things." Fred kicked one of the torn up bodies near
MachineMachine2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
John was distracted as he walked into the Spartan barracks. His mind was still focused on the taunts of the soldiers when he'd been heading toward the labs to have his armor removed. He was used to people muttering and calling him names but something annoyed him this time, he just couldn't put his finger on what.
"Someone's in a deep, pensive mood." John turned around to face Kelly as she spoke. She leaned up and placed a light kiss on his cheek. John shifted uncomfortably, not used to the public shows of affection. Sure they were alone in the barracks at the moment but to him it was still public. "Calm down, John. No one can see us."
"Anyone could come around," John argued. "We could go somewhere private if you wish to continue a path of affection."
Kelly sighed and shook her head. "No, you kind of killed the flow. Sometimes I wish you could be more relaxed. I love who you are John, but this stuff isn't your strong point."
John frowned, not sure if he should be offended. He decided th
Can we win?Can we win?2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Kelly looked to the man sitting on his cot across from her. He'd stopped sharpening his knife several minutes ago and was now just staring at it. She wasn't sure what was wrong with it but he seemed to be examining it, looking for any flaw. Kelly glanced around the room and saw only Grace sitting over with Anton, talking to each other. She opened a private COMM with John, double checking that it was private to be sure no one overheard them. "You know staring at that thing isn't going to make it any sharper." She made her tone light, hoping that she could ease whatever was bothering him with a bit of humor.
John looked up to her, but he didn't say anything. Kelly could feel his gaze, heavy on her, examining her like he had the knife. He slid the blade back into its place in his armor. His hand reached out, gently touching her hand. She looked down at it and then glanced back at Grace and Anton. She was surprised to see John doing something like initiating contact while others were aroun
Artificial Haiku - Delta, LogicThe world of chaos,Artificial Haiku - Delta, Logic3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
of colour, of emotion...
reduced to numbers.
CuteJohn jumped forward, meeting Kelly half way. The two of them collided and the fight started. Each time he tried to get a hold of her she slipped out of his grip. The next thing he knew he was pinned to the ground, Kelly's hands holding his shoulder's down. "Pinned you." She grinned happily as she gloated over her victory.Cute3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
John pushed her off of him. "Fine, fine, you won." Kelly sat down beside him, still grinning. John smirked, determined to remove that smile from her face. He launched himself at her but she reacted quicker than he had expected. She countered his attack and he found himself face down on the ground, his arm pinned behind his back. "Pinned you again." John could feel her mouth against his ear as she gloated.
John scowled, embarrassed that he'd been pinned to the ground by Kelly. It was made all the worse as he heard Sam laughing. "Ha, you got your butt beaten by a girl."
John turned his head so that he could frown at his friend. "I didn't get beaten by a girl. I got beat
ImzadiSomeday I will be able to convince you that your freckles are constellationsImzadi5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Each one that I find just as beautiful as the last
Someday, when we are far away from the burnt out houses and the burnt out people and this burnt out place, we will watch the black sky at night with no disruptions, and without fear of the dark
Someday, the unknown will no longer be such a nervous beat of my heart, instead, it will be a tiny drop of rain that was bound to fall
Someday, you will realize that my blood runs through my veins so much faster when you touch me and I worship your lips like they teach you not to in Sunday school
Today, when you were on the kitchen floor I felt like I needed to save you from everything bad in the world,
I realized that someday, I'll be able to stay where I belong.
Artificial Haiku - AlphaIn the beginning,Artificial Haiku - Alpha3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
we were once One, of One mind.
Then we fell apart.
Blaze's Sleepover Ch. 8Chapter 8Blaze's Sleepover Ch. 85 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Shadow: Okay bat girl, let's go.
Me: So What do we do for seven minutes?
Blaze: How about you show us more of those author powers of yours?
Silver: (vein popping on forehead)
Me: Silver, are you okay?
Silver: Yeah, I'm fine.
Rouge: Oh Shadow
Shadow: (squeezes Rouge's butt)
(back in living room)
Me: (bored) I can also do this. Author powers. (turns Blaze orange)
Blaze: Oh wow! Is there anything you can't do?
Silver: (biting a pillow)
Me: Seriously Silver, are you sure you're okay?
Silver: I've never been better!
Me: Ok. Hey, uh look Blaze. I'm getting bored. You guys got anything else to do? (turns Blaze purple) Oh look, the seven minutes are up! Can someone go get Shadow and Rouge out of the closet?
Silver: (snobbish voice) Why can't you do it?
Me: Okay Silver, you got a problem with me being here?
Silver: Well, now that you mention it, yes!
Me: Okay, what did I do?
Silver: (rolls up sleeves) Stop hitting on Blaze!
Me: I'm not hitting on Blaze! She ask
The Dream: Marcelline (Part 2)"Marcelline....I've been thinking....do you want to go out with me?...Like, go out go out?..."The Dream: Marcelline (Part 2)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Sigh, Finn, you know how I feel about that."
"But I know thats not how you really feel, your just afraid to get hurt or loose me, so you lock up your heart, and wont let anyone in."
"....How could you tell?"
"That night when i asked you to go to the movies with me, you tried to scare me off first before you told me you didn't like me like that. If you really didn't like me like that, that would have been the first thing you said."
"You read me like a book Finn..."
"...I love you Marcelline." Finn said, inching closer to her
"..I love you too Finn....but we cant be together anyways." she said, lowering her head.
"Eventually your going to die, and I'll loose you anyway..."
"You don't have to Marcelline."
"You could turn me."
"I couldn't ask you to do that Finn."
"You don't have to..." he said, letting his head lay back.
Marcelline leaned in slowly to his neck and opene
Chapter 17Chapter 172 years ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter 17: Valentines
Oh, sure thing maam. But, one question Why are you healing Gumball? The fish asks, doing a happy dance in his head that she called Gumball his, the female wolf was the first to really accept their relationship like this.
She giggles, That, my friend, I can not tell you due to some laws. Now, we must be on our way, see you later Darwin. Then, the two wolves disappear.
Only a hour later, did Gumball wake up. Darwin was sitting in a chair next to him, holding a sketchbook and furiously dragging the pencil across the paper, the tip of his tongue was sticking out of his mouth as he made funny expressions at whatever it was he was drawing, causing Gumball to giggle. Darwin raises his eyes from the paper and sees that his boyfriend is awake, so he smiles softly.
Hey Gumball, ready to go home? He asks, shutting his book.
The feline blinks, S
Blaze's Sleepover Ch. 10Chapter 10Blaze's Sleepover Ch. 105 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Me: Woohoo! We're in double digits!
Blaze: Jack, who are you talking to?
Me: Uh, no one!
Silver: Why do I have to wear this!?
Rouge: Because you're white, and will stick out in the dark!
Silver: Hey you're white too!
Rouge: But I'm a professional thief!
Silver: But Shadow doesn't have to wear anything!
Rouge: That's cause he's black.
Me: A white man once called a black man colored. The black man turned to him and said, "When you're cold, you turn blue. When you're embarrassed, you turn red. When you're sick, you turn green. When you're scared, you turn white, and when you die, you die, you turn purple! So don't you dare call me colored!
Rouge: So Silver's afraid, Shadow's an embarrassed African, Sonic's cold, and Blaze is dead.
Silver: Why must the good die young?!
Me and Rouge: 0_o
Blaze: Silver, I'm right here.
Silver: Ah! Zombie! (runs away)
Me: I'll just use my author powers to make him forget I ever said Blaze was dead. Aut
A Finnceline Tale Part 3 Chapter 1 Hope"...It's negative" breathed Marceline.A Finnceline Tale Part 3 Chapter 1 Hope3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Finn angered, struck his fist into the wall next to him, leaving a gaping hole in it. "That's the fourth negative in a row"
"It's not your fault, Finn. It's mine" said the Vampire Queen. Finn didn't reply in any way. "That's the curse of the vampires for you..."
"There HAS to be a way." said the human
"I don't think there is, Finn..."
Two years past, Finn was revived by Marceline's Father and soon after they became husband and wife. Since then, Finn moved out of the tree house and moved in with Marceline but until recently, the married couple found a difficulty.
"Well, we should be heading to the tree house...Jake and Lady are waiting for us" said Finn. Without another word spoken, The Vampire Queen took her purple umbrella and followed Finn to his old home.
"Hey, guys! Been FOREVER since we'd last seen you two!" cheered Jake at the front entrance of the tree house. (Lady moved in with Jake soon after Finn moved out)
Altogether in the living room
Finnceline Fan Fic. Chapter ThreeFinnceline Fan Fic. Chapter Three2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Finn, I’ve missed you! How come you didn’t come over yesterday?” Princess Bubblegum exclaimed as Finn entered her lab, putting her hands on her hips. He smiled at her, laughing at how her eyes looked in the goggled she was wearing.
“I was with a friend.” He said simply. Bubblegum raised her eyebrow, “A friend? Let me guess..hm..Marceline?” She inquired, taking off her goofy goggles. Finn remained silent and went to sit down on a nearby table.
“Oh come on Finn, I know what you do, so it’s no use lying. But why do you hang out with her? She’s…just Marceline you know? Marcy you’re best bud. That’s it right?” Bubblegum asked, walking towards Finn. His face turned a deep crimson color.
“I don’t know what you mean. Peebles, let’s just eat. I’m so hungry I could eat a magical shape shifting dog.” He said, getting up from the table. The princess’s expression di